This is the transcript for SMG4: Super Challenge 64.
Fishy Boopkins: Hey guys! Boopkins here! And I'm so excited to tell you about my new limited edition merch bundle on the SMG4 merch store! It features ME as a badge! The Kevin badge! And the SMG4 verse shirt!
(The scene then changes to show Kevin Lerdwichagul beside Fishy Boopkins.)
Kevin: That's right! And this bundle's 20% off! You can get all of this for only 39.99!
Fishy Boopkins: (confused) I thought this was my bundle. Why are you here?
Kevin: Because, Boopkins... (in Fishy Boopkins' voice) I AM YOU!!!
Fishy Boopkins: (naturally starts having a panicking identity crisis) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Kevin: So pick up this merch bundle and the other SMG4 Tour merch over on 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐩.𝐬𝐦𝐠𝟒.𝐜𝐨𝐦. There's only about a week we predict until everything is completely gone!
Fishy Boopkins: Now onto... the video!!
(It begins at Peach's Castle where SMG4 is happily using his computer. Suddenly, there's a muffled scream from outside the room. He was briefly distracted by that before returning to using his computer when he heard the same person make a louder scream. Despite appearing more pissed by that, SMG4 is still undeterred from his computer usage just for the screams to be way too loud.)
(Having enough, SMG4 burst out from his room to express his temper.)
SMG4: WILL YOU SHUT UP?
(SMG4 then jumps onto the lower floor.)
SMG4: What the heck is going on out here!?
Mario: I'M GONNA DO IT BRO! I'M GONNA DO IT!
(Suddenly, Mario crashed right through a wall, smashing into Toad)
Toad: MAH LEG!
Meggy: ...I told Red it wasn't possible to walk backwards for a whole day
(Mario then runs backwards behind her into another area, screaming as he did so.)
Unknown person: AH! THE MEATLOAF!
Meggy: and he took up the challenge...
SMG4: Hmmm...Is it possible challenges huh?
Mario: THEY SAY I RUN FASTER THAN LIGHT ITSELF- (smashes through the castle's doors as he kept running backward)
(Mario then screams as he ran far away from the castle)