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SMG4: Ooh! Ah yeah! Oh! Look at me, I'm so good!
SMG4: Hey, we've dropped the full Sunset Paradise soundtrack on all streaming services, so go listen to it now!
(SMG4 dislocates his legs)
SMG4: Ah yeah, that's some good stuff
Bob: I aM cUrReNtLy dRoWnInG bLoG bLoG
SMG4: Huh?
(Boopkins' dad is drowning Bob)
Bob: HeLp, SoMeBoDy HeLp Me!
SMG4 *Spotted sound effect*
SMG4: I know what will help!
SMG4: Download Genshin Impact!
Bob: BrUh!
SMG4: Genshin Impact is an RPG game with a vast magical open world where you play as characters with awesome animental magic.
SMG4: Start your adventure with the latest release, The Immovable God and the Eternal Euthymia!
SMG4: Which introduces new maps and characters.
(Boopkins' dad stands up)
SMG4: The latest version of Genshin Impact introduces new characters such as, the 5-star powerful pyro, Yoimiya!
SMG4: There's also Sayu, a smool bean which can still kick ass!
SMG4: They've also introduced new parts of the map, travel through the mysterious inazuma islands ruled by the raiden shogun
SMG4: Battle enemy force, solve mysteries, and join the Resistance!
Bob: No pIcK mE, i Am BeTtEr tHaN wAiFu
SMG4: There's also new events like the Stage of Wonders so you can collect plenty of rewards too!
Boopkins' dad: Eh.
(Boopkins' dad throws Bob and plays Genshin Impact)
SMG4: Just click the link in the description and download Genshin Impact now!
Bob: WoAh! ThAnKs fOr SaVInG mE sMg4-
Bob; AH HELP! AAAAAAAAAAAAH (Sound Effect)
SMG4: Now onto the video!
[SMG4 Intro]
(It was a normal day in the woods until SMG0's USB crash-lands on the forest)
(Mario and SMG4 are chillin'. Mario is playing Mario sits on the couch 3, and SMG4 is just using his phone)
(Someone knocks at the door)
SMG4: Mario, can you go get that?
Mario: Okie dokie! (Sound effect)
(Mario throws SMG4 to the door)
SMG4: AAAAAH! (Sound Effect)
SMG4: Godammit! (Sound effect)
(He opens the door and sees a lot of Shreks)
Shrek clones: WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP
(SMG4 is terrified)
(SMG4 goes back to the couch)
Mario: Who was it?
SMG4: *Inhale* BOI
SMG4: WHAT DID YOU DO?!
Mario: WHAT?! MARIO'S BEEN A GOOD BOY...
Mario: ...today
(SMG4 grabs Mario and drags him to the window)
Mario: Woah! Noo... (Sound effect)
Mario: Ow jeez this hurts! (Sound effect)
Shrek Clone: i've got OGER AIDS!
Mario: Oh...
Mario: Uhh...Mario kinda helped Axol to get his anime pen back
Mario: And I think he's trying to become the best weeb artist again
Mario: So it might be that?
Mario: Though Mario didn't know Shrek was an anime...
SMG4: Everyone knows Shrek is DEFINITELY an anime!
(SMG4 is gonna bring Mario to Axol's house)
(Axol is drawing his fanfic comic)
Axol: Yes..and oo, I'll add one more panel here, some love heart there, ohh and a cool pose, and...
SMG4: AXOL WHAT DID YOU DO WAS THIS YOU HUH HUHHHHHH?
Axol: AAAAA! (Sound effect)
(Axol hides the comic under a box)
Axol: Nice weather we're having!
Angry SMG4: Did you cause this?!
Shrek Clone: OH HELLO THERE!
Axol: No it wasn't me.
Axol: I've just been drawing anime.
Axol: Plus...Shrek isn't an anime...
SMG4: Debatable.
Mario: Oooh (Sound effect)
(Mario finds Axol's comic and reads it)
[The comic]
(Fireworks)
Melony: Wow!!
Axol: Uh.. Uhm..
Melony: Axol?
Axol: S-Say, Melony, I've been uh.... I've been meaning to say...
Axol: DON'T LOOK AT THAT!!!
Mario: Aaaaah! (Sound effect)
Mario: Were you doing comic of you and Melony?
Axol: Uhhh...
Axol: ...no...
(Mario wheezes)
Axol: HEY! QUIET OK!
(The Shrek Clone looks at Mario and kidnaps him)
Shrek Clone: OH HELLO THERE!
Mario: MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (Sound effect)
SMG4: AHH! MARIO!
Axol: And nothing a value was lost! (Sound effect)
SMG4: COME ON AXOL, WE'RE GOING AFTER HIM
(SMG4 and Axol land on the ground)
Mario: HEEEEELP!!!!
(The Shrek Clones look at them)
SMG4: THAT FAT ITALIAN'S MINE, GET OUT OF MY WAY
Shrek Clones: Oh k.. (Sound effect)
SMG4: Da f*ck? (Sound effect)
SMG4: Goh! (Sound effect)
Shrek Clones: Donkey (Sound effect)
Axol: The hell is going on...?
(The Shrek clone rides a Piranha plant car and runs away from SMG4 and Axol)
SMG4: OH NO!
(The Shrek clones behind them give Toad's car to them)
Axol: Something's...really off here SMG4...
SMG4: WHO CARES, HE'S GETTING AWAY!
(SMG4 drives and hits the Shrek Clones)
SMG4: GOH GOH GOO! (Sound effect)
Mario: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOH! (Sound effect)
SMG4: Axol you're sure these Shreks didn't come from your pen?
Axol: Yes! I've had Inkweaver with me this whole time!
(Axol sees Shrek blocking the way)
Axol: (Spotted sound effect)
(Axol draws a waifu to distract the Shreks)
Shrek Clones: OH HELLO THERE! (Sound effect)
Waifu: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH (Sound effect)
Axol: I swear, all I've been doing is drawing anime!
SMG4: You mean that fanfic of you and Melony?
Axol: WHO SAID I'M GOING TO ASK OUT MELONY?
Axol: NO WAIT!
Axol: I MEAN I HAVE TO BECOME THE BEST MANGA ARTIST IN THE WOLRD
Axol: THEN I CAN ASK OUT MELONY!
Axol: I MEAN I'M NOT ASKING OUT MELONY!
Axol: Look SMG4, it's a distraction!
SMG4: SWEER MERCIFUL CRAP!
(He crashes the Piranha car)
SMG4: Aughhh... Ahhh... (Sound effect)
(The Shrek Clone grabs SMG4)
SMG4: LET GO OF ME. YOU. GREEN. PIECE OF-
(SMG4 sees SMG0's Guardian Pod)
(The Guardian Pod scans SMG4)
[Guardian Detected]
SMG4: W-what?
(The Guardian Pod opens)
Axol: I KNEW SOMETHING WAS WRONG, WE'VE BEEN BAITED!
(The Shrek Clones go inside 0's USB)
(SMG4 and Axol are anxious)
(It seems that SMG0 is forcing E.Gadd to make Shrek Clones)
E.Gadd: HELLP! HE FORCED ME TO MAKE THIS!
(SMG4 looks at SMG0 while he goes to his Guardian Pod)
SMG4: NO WAY. IS...IS THAT???
(Mario smashes SMG0 before he could even go to his guardian pod)
Mario: I got it! (Sound effect)
Mario: What? It's just an eyeball
SMG4: Welp. I think that was the final remaining piece of SMG0 you just squished.
SMG4: I guess that swiftly ended what could've been a horrific chain of events ending in death and destruction.
(SMG0's growl)
Mario: Wha! (Sound effect)
(SMG0 grabs Mario)
Mario: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP (Sound effect)
SMG4: MARIOOOO!!
(SMG4 tries to grab Mario)
(Axol tries to help SMG4 by putting a tie at SMG4's back and attach it to the piranha plant car and he drives it)
Mario: You saved me! (Sound effect)
SMG4: Oh thank god you're safe.
SMG4: We need to do something about SMG0's USB guys. We can't just leave it here.
Axol: Uh. it's gone.
SMG4: WHAT?!
(The USB is gone)
SMG4: Wot (Sound effect)
SMG4: MARIO WATCH OUT!!
Axol: Huh? AHH!
(The USB puts Axol inside the Guardian Pod)
SMG4: CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP!
(SMG4 and Mario try to break SMG0's Guardian Pod)
(Axol wakes up in oblivion)
SMG4: Mario be careful! you're the universe's avatar remember!
SMG4: If 0 gets you, this whole universe dies!
Mario: Hmmm (Sound effect)
(Mario grabs a Bomb)
Mario: Here we GOOOOOOOOOOO! (Sound effect)
Axol: Where the hell am I?
(SMG4 and Mario continue breaking the USB)
Axol: What do you want with me?
(SMG0 touches Axol and a miracle happens)
(Mario is still trying to destroy the USB)
(The Guardian Pod levitates)
(And throws out unconscious Axol)
(The Guardian pod proceeds to fly on top of the Mushroom Kingdom)
(Mario tries to wake up Axol)
(He's still unconscious)
Melony: *SIgh*
Melony: What happened?
Mario: Uhh...come outside and see
(Melony and Mario walk outside)
Melony: Huh?
(Melony sees the Guardian Pod)
(Bob is throwing rocks to the USB)
Bob: DaMmIt, I'm oUt oF iDeAs
Boopkins: Aw man I don't have a good feeling about this..
Meggy: What...what is it?
SMG4: it's SMG0's USB
(The gang looks at SMG4)
Saiko: SMG0?
Saiko: But we kicked his ass already!
Tari: How did he get out of the Dark Web?
SMG4: I-I don't know
SwagMaster6969696969: Don't worry citizens, Captain Swag will take care of this
(SwagMaster shoots the Guardian Pod)
(The Guardian Pod is immune to the ammos)
Swagmaster6969696969: What the...
(He shoots the USB with a cannon)
(It's still immune to the ammo)
Axol: Whoa...Freaky
SMG4: Holy tiddies!
Melony: Axol!!!!
SMG4: What? I thought you were badly hurt!
Axol: Yeah...I thought so too
Axol: But I guess I was just tired
Mario: What happened when you were in the USB?
Axol: Dunno! Don't remember
Saiko and Meggy: Huh?
Axol: Well uhh, since that USB's not doing anything
Axol: I'm going back to my Japanese comics now, k?
(Axol walks away and it shows that he seems a bit off)
Swagmaster6969696969: YOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! (Sound effect)
SwagMaster6969696969: I'VE GOT YOU NOW BEAN BURRITO
(The Guardian Pod's immunity crashes the Helicopter)
SwagMaster6969696969: You win this round
[SMG4 outro]