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This is SMG4: The Inspection's official transcript.
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[Cue SMG4 Intro]
(The video starts off with Shroomy playing a Harmonica, which is eventually interrupted by Mario and SMG4 walking to SMG3's Coffee N' Bombs)
SMG4: Ayyy, one cyannide supreme latte plea-
(Multiple bombs including a nuke is thrown to SMG4, but SMG4 dodges it)
Shroomy (In the background): Ohhh God!
SMG4: Huh?!
Mario: Ohhh...
(We can see a cafe with bombs scattered all over the floor with a panicking SMG3, who's trying to hide bombs in the worst places possible certain places)
SMG3: OH MAN, THEY'RE GONNA SHOW UP ANY MINUTE!!!
SMG4: 3? What the heck are you doing?
SMG3: SHUT UP AND HELP ME HIDE THESE BOMBS! (SMG3 takes off SMG4's cap and places a bomb on top his hair, then places SMG4's cap back on top of him)
(SMG3 places a bomb on Mario's eyes)
Mario: Oohh!
SMG3: THE HEALTH AND SAFETY INSPECTOR IS COMING!
(The video switches to Swagmaster walking intimidatingly, heading towards SMG3's Coffee N' Bombs)
Swagmaster6969696969: Time to evaluate some mother f-in health and safety.
(The video switches to Mario, who is about to open a refrigerator)
Mario: Say I'ma hungry! Do you got any- (Millions of bombs are released in front of him) AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
SMG3: I CAN'T CLOSE DOWN NOW (SMG3 is brushing off one of his bombs with a paintbrush)
SMG3: I JUST OPENED MY CAFE! (SMG3 places the bomb back)
SMG4: Can't you just...like...
SMG4: stop selling bombs?
(............)
(SMG3 and SMG4 turn into the cursed plush plushies and stare at each other while Trauma Center plays in the background)
(SMG3 smacks SMG4 in the head)
SMG3: Don't ask dumb questions
SMG3: Now hurry up and help me! (SMG3 pushes SMG4)
SMG3: You can help hide this body.
SMG4: WHAT?!
SMG4: HOW DID HE DIE?
SMG3: ...Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh........
[2 HOURS EARLIER]
(Demoman enters the Cafe)
Demoman: Rev up those fryers, cause I am sure hungry for one-
Demoman: (GAAAAASP)
(All the unique types of bombs in cafe are shown)
Demoman: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO---- (Demoman's head explodes and he falls to the ground)
[2 HOURS LATER]
(SMG3 lifts Demoman's body and hands it to SMG4)
SMG4: Eugh!
(Someone rings the doorbell)
(The video shows SMG3, who is terrified of the people who just rang the doorbell)
Swagmaster6969696969: Yo, this is the health and safety inspector. Open up
(SMG3 is trembling)
(SMG3 rushes to pick up all the bombs scattered on the floor and places them on a cart full of bombs of every kind. He pushes the cart to some place)
(The video switches to SMG4 panicking for a bit, until he sees the bathroom sign)
(As SMG4 proceeds to open the bathroom door, loads of bombs are released before him)
(SMG4 forces Demoman's body and the rest of the bombs that fell into the bathroom)
Swagmaster6969696969: Oi, i ain't waiting all day! (Swagmaster jams the door)
SMG3: OI GET RID OF THESE AND HIDE THEM (SMG3 passes the crate full of bombs to Mario)
Mario: Okie dokie!
(SMG3 runs back to Mario and throws him onto the crate. Shortly after that, he throws the crate into a random wall)
(The video switches back to SMG4 struggling to force Demoman and the bombs into the bathroom)
Swagmaster6969696969: Aight, that's it i'm coming in
(SMG3 quickly tidies up the cafe while SMG4 successfully forces Demoman and the bombs inside the bathroom)
(SMG4 shuts the bathroom door right when Swagmaster enters the cafe)
(Swagmaster looks at the cafe, being met by SMG4 and SMG3 pretending they did absolutely nothing)
(Swagmaster lends out a magnifying glass)
(Swagmaster searches for clues of bombs)
(SMG4 and SMG3 are trembling as they watch Swagmaster)
Swagmaster6969696969: MMMMMMMMMMM
(Swagmaster knocks on the coffee machine)
(The coffee machine begins detonating, causing SMG3 to scream)
Swagmaster6969696969: Sorry don't mind me,
Swagmaster6969696969: I forgot to grab a coffee on the way-
SMG3: OH YOU WANTED COFFEE??
SMG3: WHY DIDNT YOU SAY SO?
SMG3: MY ASSISTANT WILL MAKE IT FOR US
(SMG4 swiftly runs to the detonating coffee machine)
(SMG3 places Swagmaster on his seat while SMG4 finds a way to throw away the detonating coffee machine)
(He throws it on the ceiling)
(Swagmaster looks at the fruits and suddenly gets suspicious of it)
Swagmaster6969696969: HMMMMM, are these fruits safe to eat?
SMG3: Uh yes!
SMG3: All fresh and delivered today!
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