SMG4: The Intruder.../Transcript

[GLITCH Productions logo plays]

[SMG4 logo plays]

Mario: Good choice!

[ok guys try to remain calm this is the moment we've been waiting for, the episode is starting! I can't breathe ewshrfejgbrjktrg)

[Mario is advertising his hot dogs very loudly and bragging about how they're only five dollars]

[Luigi sees the hot dogs]

Luigi: Ooh-ooooh!

[Luigi walks over to the hot dogs]

Luigi: Here we go.

[Luigi takes a bite and immediately falls over like a statue]

[Mario sees the seemingly dead Luigi and thinks about what to do]

Mario: Needs more salt!

[Mario pulls out fanbase brand salt, referencing the toxicity and saltiness of the SMG4 fanbase]

[A bee is seen flying towards Mario's hot dogs]

[Mario screams]

[Mario picks up Luigi's body]

Mario: Oooo I'mma LUIGI! GIMME YOUR BABIES!! Very scary!

[The bee flies closer towards Mario and Mario tries to use Luigi's body to kill it]

[Mario sticks Luigi's head in the ground and runs back into the castle screaming]

[Luigi wakes up, sees the bee, and runs into the castle screaming as well, closing the door behind him]

Luigi: Was that a bee?

[It's revealed the bee somehow got inside the castle]

[Luigi screams]

Mario: Princess, I choose you! GO!

[Mario pulls out Princess Peach and throws her towards the bee]

[Princess Peach repeats "BUY ME MORE JEWERLY!!!" a lot]

[The bee gets hit by Peach's frying pan but lands on Mario's big nose]

Bee: Hi, how are ya?

[Mario shoots his head with a laser gun]

[Mario runs away from the bee, screaming, alongside Luigi]

[SMG4 and Yoshi are seen beating each other up but don't worry it's just a game! :)

Game announcer: FINISH HIM!

[Yoshi claps his hands together, and spreads them out, revealing the word "FRIENDSHIP" on a rainbow)

[It is then revealed Tari was playing as Yoshi]

Tari: [giggles] Yay!

SMG4: Why r u gae?

[Mario and Luigi knock down the door]

Tari: Huh?

SMG4: What?

Luigi: [screams in Tari's face] WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!

Tari: From what?!