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SMG4: The Mario Café is the thirty-fourth episode of Season 8 and the four hundred and twenty-seventh overall to be uploaded by SMG4.

This is the third episode of The Waluigi Arc. It was aired on August 18, 2018.

Synopsis

Mario and friends decide to open a Café but... they don't know the first thing about coffee.

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Plot

The video begins with Mario digging through the trash can. SMG4 wondered why would Mario do that which the latter replied that he doing so for his collection. SMG4 sighed and told Mario that if he wanted to start his own collection he should use the sponsor's app, Quidd. He then explained what was Quidd all about to the viewers with Mario excited.

The actual video began at Bowser's new café, Koopa Café, with him announcing that the café was now open for business. Kamek noticed that no one else was around and tried alerting Bowser to it but the Koopa King took no heed as he was too engrossed with announcing the opening.

When he realized there were no employees, he asked Kamek where were they, which he responded that it was what he was trying to tell him too. He also said that it was because Mario squished all the employees. In a flashback, while singing I Sit On You, Mario ground-pounded the Goombas, Koopa Troopas, and even Bowser Jr.. Realizing that having no employees meant he could not have a café, Bowser broke down on the floor crying. Kamek, wanting to ensure that Bowser was happy, told him that he would get new employees and flew off.

At Mario's house, Mario could be seen watching meat sauce being poured on spaghetti while naked which was typical of him when Kamek suddenly burst through the house's wall. Mario asked if Kamek wanted to join him but the Koopa wizard did not respond. Instead, he sent him to Bowser's café, where SMG4 and Saiko Bichitaru were already there. Then, Luigi and Toad were teleported in as well. Mario finally reached the café but landed on Toad who screamed at seeing Mario naked.

Kamek then informed Bowser that he had gotten him the employees per his request. Bowser naturally became happy while Mario wondered why they were all here. SMG4, angry, explained that it was because he killed all of Bowser's employees, forcing them to take their place. Saiko was even less thrilled as they were not even getting paid for the work, even though Luigi tried to convince her that Bowser was not that bad. Toad decided to leave but Kamek stopped him by summoning Toadette. Rather than deal with his crazy girlfriend, Toad decided that they should all work at the café.

In the café, Bowser assigned everyone their roles:

  • SMG4 as the barista (who was pouring bleach into the coffee)
  • Toad as the cashier (who was stealing a few bucks for himself)
  • Luigi and Saiko as the waiters (Luigi was happy while Saiko was understandably not pleased)
  • Bowser as the head chef
  • Mario as the assistant chef (who was scratching his butt with a cheeseburger before choking on it)

Bowser asked if they were all ready but everyone shown were not with Mario still choking on the cheeseburger. He told everyone to get ready for the first customer, which was Shroomy. He had positive words for the café before proceeding to order a very complicated coffee (a venti ice skinny decaf hazelnut macchiato no whip ultimate grand super craft party coffee deluxe) and a side of eggs benedict. Toad rudely told him to go take a seat, as he angrily headbutted the cash register, printing the order as Luigi brought it to Bowser. Unfortunately, Bowser was out of eggs as the delivery never came, so Mario had to find new eggs fast.

As he headed outside, Mario saw Dr. Eggman leaving the women's restroom, the actual delivery of the eggs, and Yoshi on his phone with an egg in a baby carriage (which resembled the Rattle Buggy from Mario Kart: Double Dash). Mario swiped the Pink Yoshi Egg while Yoshi was distracted. A Pink Yoshi then showed up and asked him where their daughter was (it was the Pink Yoshi egg).

Mario cooked the "Eggs Benedick," which was a couple of fried eggs place at either side of one end of a sausage, and threw it at Luigi. SMG4 was still trying to comprehend the drink order, but as Saiko was getting impatient, SMG4 quickly ran out the door in a panic but noticed a coffee vending machine.

Seeing it as the answer to his problems, SMG4 ordered a drink from the machine and sampled it just to be safe. He threw it up almost immediately but decided it could do. Shroomy was still waiting patiently, and Saiko threw the coffee while Luigi brought him the eggs benedict. Shroomy downed his coffee and ate his eggs benedick in seconds. As he contemplated the taste, Luigi and Saiko looked at each other nervously, as did Mario and Bowser, but Toad was still banging his head while SMG4 tried to look nervous. Fortunately, Shroomy enjoyed his meal, so Mario celebrated, while Luigi and Saiko high-fived.

Suddenly, a huge crowd appeared outside, looking for a meal, concerning everyone except Bowser, as that meant more customers. The customers stormed inside, trampling Luigi, and Bob Bobowski even showed up requesting for the finest hoes and beer. Being a rude customer, Saiko threw him through a wall, causing Luigi to calm her based off of their earlier lessons. The customers have now formed a line, with Steve at the front, unable to decide what he wanted, while Toad napped and left a sign telling everyone to order themselves. Steve understood but mistakenly stole the register as the place was suddenly on fire.

A shadow loomed over Toad, revealing itself to be none other than Waluigi. Waluigi just wanted a coffee, but Toad was still annoyed about an earlier incident and refused to serve him. Waluigi attempted to trick Toad into unleashing his rejection powers, which only failed due to a Mr. Blizzard's angry comment on the long line. Waluigi left, scheming a future plan while SMG4 loaded up on vending machine coffee to the point where it stopped working. Refusing to accept it, he sold water as "tasteless coffee".

The café was suddenly a ruckus. Luigi was buried in the orders while Bowser was struggling to make all of them. Mario was no help either, eating most of the complete ones. Bowser then heard people complaining about the service and leaving. That caused him to be so heartbroken that he had a heart attack and passed out. Toad attempted to leave as he had been planning, but Luigi, being the only other enthusiastic character, called an emergency staff meeting and literally shoved everyone into a meeting room. He then asked Steve to entertain the few customers who have not left. He agreed but not being prepared, did a mock barbershop dance, complete with hat and cane.

Saiko was unhappy as her day was wasted with everyone, but Luigi attempted to motivate everyone with a song resembling the Car Rap from Parappa the Rapper. Toad threw a chair in response, salty as ever, especially the choice of song. Bowser woke up from his coma and said they needed a team-based system. Mario threw up at the thought of it, but Bowser insisted that putting their strengths into the correct roles would help. Meanwhile, Steve got worn out and passed out (possibly dying) while Bob was impatient and wanted Steve to dance faster. Everyone emerged from the meeting room, ready to get back in business.

Luigi convinced several would-have-been-customers who were still nearby with a bargain: 1% off of everything and extra dip, free of charge. Even Big Smoke was impressed. SMG4 agreed to swap places with Toad, as SMG4 "has typed stupid shit" all his life, meaning he could quickly type in each customer's orders. Toad, however, was unwilling to do much as he did not understand why people would like coffee until he sampled it, and in a similar manner to his sugar rush, started pumping it out of the machine. Mario used a golf club to swing several pieces of food, which Bowser instantly cooked with his fire breath. Luigi threw the orders to the tables, while Saiko threw the customers into their seats. Bowser was overjoyed as his café was finally running smoothly, and played the Car Rap instrumental to celebrate. As SMG4, Luigi, and Saiko moved to the music and Toad had gone completely addicted to coffee, Mario declared he was bored and attempted to leave. However, a policeman shows up, inquiring about the Yoshi Egg that was stolen earlier. Mario decided to work at the café forever to avoid the police.

The video ended with SMG4 thanking everyone for watching the video and reminding them to download Quidd in the credits.

Characters

Main Characters

Minor Characters

Cameos

Opening advertisement only

Deaths

Continuity

  • SMG4: Luigi's Lesson: Luigi could be seen reminding Saiko about her lesson when she angrily threw Bob for being rude.
  • SMG4: Mario And The T-Pose Virus: When Waluigi attempted to order a cup of coffee, Toad obviously denied his order, saying that the cafe would not serve people who poisoned the entire Mushroom Kingdom, further enraging Waluigi and amplifying his Power of Rejection, which was likely his intention.

Music Used

  • 00:00 - Main Theme, Hotel Mario
  • 00:12 - Wii Shop Bling V2, Toonlink
  • 01:05 - Trophy Presentation, Mario Kart 64
  • 01:15 - "Level Up", "Paper Mario" (Grass Lands motif from Super Mario Bros 3)
  • 01:38 - Foolish Bowser, Mario Party 3
  • 01:47 - I Sit On You, Adult Swim
  • 02:02 - Sad Song, Super Mario RPG
  • 02:11 - Good Luck!, Mario Party 3
  • 02:15 - (suggestive song in g minor)
  • 02:32 - Happy Adventure, Delightful Adventure, Super Mario RPG
  • 02:51 - The Road is Full of Dangers, Super Mario RPG
  • 03:06 - Ending Cast Roll, Super Mario World
  • 03:22 - The Adventure Begins, Mario Party 3
  • 03:53 - Take Me to Partytown, Mario Party 7
  • 04:28 - On The Mend, Theme Hospital
  • 04:56 - Cool Guy Has Chill Day, Lonely Boy Ind.
  • 05:19 - Time To Cook It, Cooking Mama 3
  • 05:44 - Messiah (Hallelujah), Georg Friedrich Händel
  • 05:47 - (happy music when SMG4 finds coffee maker)
  • 06:02 - Game Guy’s Room, Mario Party 3
  • 06:29 - "The Name is Fawful", "Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga"
  • 06:29 - Fight Against An Armed Boss, Super Mario RPG
  • 07:00 - The Stolen Star, Mario Party
  • 07:10 - My Paradise - Monstro Town, Super Mario RPG
  • 07:33 - Waluigi’s Island, Mario Party 3
  • 08:12 - Pichu’s Power Plant, Pokémon Stadium 2
  • 08:37 - Main Theme, The Price is Right
  • 08:41 - That’s Enough, Jet Set Radio
  • 09:10 - Element Palace, Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga
  • 09:33 - Here’s Some Weapons, Super Mario RPG
  • 09:55 - (Jesus, from Family Guy, when Steve dances)
  • 10:02 - So, What’s The Plan?, A Hat In Time
  • 10:12 - Stage 2 – Car Rap (Instrumental), PaRappa the Rapper
  • 10:49 - (slow rock when café is back in action)
  • 11:10 - (faster rock when SMG4 is typing)
  • 11:32 - "Theme of sanic hegehog" (by PanginaPangina)
  • 11:41 - Let’s Play Baseball, Mario Superstar Baseball
  • 12:04 - Cruise Choices, Mario Party 7
  • 12:12 - Stage 2 – Car Rap (Instrumental), PaRappa the Rapper

Trivia

  • In the scene labeling Toad’s job as the Cafe’s cashier, Toad is seen stealing money from the cash register. However, the Café hasn’t had any customers yet, so it’s unknown how there’s money in the cash register in the first place.
  • As of December 2021 this is the last non-cameo role of Lakitu.
  • It is revealed Yoshi has a wife and daughter.
  • The model for The Police has changed.
  • When Toad drank the coffee, he acted like he did when eating sugar, which means that either caffeine has a similar effect on him or that coffee had sugar in it
  • Waluigi makes a cameo during the sponsor segment writing a comment saying "I will destroy you all".
  • Toad hating his job as the Cashier is a reference to Squidward from Spongebob Squarepants since Squidward also is the Cashier and hates his job.
  • It can be considered ironic that Mario sat on multiple minions, as he is usually on the receiving end, such as when Gourmet Guy sits on him (which is quietly related on Super Mario 64 Bloopers: Who let the Chomp out?).


v - e - d The Waluigi Arc
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Blooper Guide
Season 1
Episodes 1 to 10 The Cake Is a Lie! · Dreams · Flashbacks · Time Freeze · Mario's Guide to Defeating Bowser · Blooper Problems · Just Like Any Other Day · Quest for a Console · Have you seen this Polygon? · A Painful Day in the Paper World
Episodes 11 to 20 An Adventurous Drive · A Day Without Peach · Darkness Takes Over · Charming Peach · Luigi's Payback · Master of Fail Disguises · Mario Quits · A Random Day · Losing Your N64 · Bowser the Unhappy Fat Turtle
Episodes 21 to 30 Enter X · The Land that Never Was · The Visitor) · Account Loss · Restoring Normality · Mario at the Olympic Games · Brother Wars · Italian Kidnapping · Time Travel Tells · The Blooper Competition
Episodes 31 to 40 4 Clones 1 Italian · Crime Time · Scatman's Revenge · The Forgotten Door · Bloopception · Mission For Peach · Castle Jumping = Time Tavelling = Zombies · HALL 9000 · Hide and Seek · The Mystery of the Chest
Episodes 41 to 49 WEEGEE Disease · Race for Golden Overalls · Luigi and the Haunted Castle · Brother Battles · The Lost Gems Part 1 · Toad Gold · The Lost Gems Part 2 · Super Hello Kitty Rollercoaster Tea Party 2!!! · The Lost Gems Part 3
Season 2
Episodes 50 to 59 P-O-I-S-O-N-E-D Computer · How Mario was Born · Brother Love · Super Mario 64 Halloween Special 2011 · Mario Takes the Idiot Test · War of the Fat Italians 2011 · SMG4 VS SMG3 · Operation G.A.Y · The SwitcherooOveralls · Mini Italians
Episodes 60 to 69 Awkward Weddings · The Crazy Fighters · 99% Idiot · Crystal Funhouse · Hunt for the Hero's Clothes · Super Mario 64 Christmas Special 2011 · Bowser and the Nightmare Stone · Rich Glitch · Orbical Adventures · Wallets and Dinosaurs
Episodes 70 to 79 Desert Head · The Babysitters · Breaking Walls · The Mushroom Mafia · Mii Channel Teleport · Clone O' Mario · Thugger Hugger · The SMG4 Weight Losers · Peachosal Love · A Murder Without Peach
Episodes 80 to 89 Party Rock Prisoners · The Warrior and the Hobo · SMG3's plan to destory SMG4 cause he felt like it · World of Craftmine · Mario's Guide to Defeating Bowser 2.0 · The Lie that was the Cake that is a Lie · ṩṩἔᾗмὄḋᾗᾄʀ (1,000 Subs) · 0% of Spaghetti · ▂▃▄▅▆▇█▓▒░herobrine░▒▓█▇▆▅▄▃▂ · ੮Һ૯ ૯Ն૯౮ค੮૦Ր
Episodes 90 to 99 Join the Evil Side · SMG4 Joins the YTR · The Imposter · Starman3 Gets 5,000 Subs! · Chinese Elves and Gay Cashiers · The Nether · tђє ๓๏ภรtєг · My Best Friend Slenderman · The Pink Problem · Befriend the End
Season 3
Episodes 100 to 109 §§ënmØÐnÅr 2 (100th vid) · War of the Fat Italians 2012 · Super Mario 64 Halloween Special 2012 · Plumber Academy for Idiots · Smart(ass) Mario · Sup' Bro? · The Adventures Of Mario And Luigi Ep 1 · President Toad Washington · Super Mario 64 Christmas Thing 2012 · The Adventures Of Mario And Luigi Ep 2
Episodes 110 to 119 S.M.G Club · 99.5% Crazy · §§ënmØÐnÅr 3 (10,000 subs :D) · The Adventures Of Mario And Luigi Ep 3 · A Lost Luigi · Two Evil Friends. · Like a bowser (like a boss parody) · A SM64 Fairytale Part 1 · How to Make Spaghetti (20,000 subs) · Taken (Like An Idiot)
Episodes 120 to 129 A SM64 Fairytale Part 2 · The Swap · ÐД gℓђ · ṩṩἔᾗмὄḋᾗᾄʀ 4 (30,000 soobs) · The Welcome Invitation · Long Jump · A SM64 Fairytale Part 3 · Tale of a Bob-omb · The Mystery Of The Missing White And Blue · Castle Creepers
Episodes 130 to 139 A SM64 Fairytale Finale · Hotel Mario · Mario Swag · Spaghetti Law. · Youtube Mario? · 101 Ways for Mario to Die (The Right Way!) · A Trip to Teletubbie Land · Mario Goes Shopping · Bob-omache · Free Lunch for Mario
Episodes 140 to 149 The (TOTALLY ACCURATE) Documentary of Mario · Super Mario 64: The Movie Trailer · : Wario's Treasure Hunting Time · ṩṩἔᾗмὄḋᾗᾄʀ 5 (WAT O O edition) · Super Happy Magical Fun Fun Island · Mineswap · Idiot karts 101 · War of the Fat Italians 2013 · Birthday Freakout. · Luigi's Retarded Mansion
Episodes 150 to 157 The Mario Parable · Mushroom Wars: That Space Series? Part 1 · The 1337 P0lice · Mushroom Wars: That Space Series? Part 2 · A Fungus Among Us · Mushroom Wars: That Space Series? Part 3 THE DOWN OF THE WEEGEESTAR · The 12 Idiots of Christmas · ṩṩἔᾗмὄḋᾗᾄʀ 6 (New years edition)
Season 4
Episodes 158 to 167 2 Hands 1 Job · The Adventures Of Mario And Luigi Ep 4 · Bowser Cyrus - Wrecking Ball · How to Make a Blooper (According to SMG4) · SMG4'S CANDY VAN IS HERE! (t-shirts and stuff) · Mario and the retarded spaghetti factory · Two Great Friends! · Super Mario Attorney · The Butt Ninja · WELCOME TO SMG4'S MAGICAL LAND OF RETARDEDNESS (unlisted)
Episodes 168 to 177 WELCOME TO POKEMANS! · ṩṩἔᾗмὄḋᾗᾄʀ 6.64(100k special Qna Edition) · A Dose of Dr. Mario · %99% Beroken · Bad Stars · APRIL FOOLS · Pointy Things · GYMS AND BADGES · Cooking with Bowser and Mario! · The Winning Ticket.
Episodes 178 to 187 Mario Simulator · The Toadassass-ination · ṩṩἔᾗмὄḋᾗᾄʀ 7 (TOAST edition) · Number 1 (Bob-omb Battlefield Remix) · Toadsworth's How to - Princess · Eggventure (GET IT!?) · Meet the Mario. · Boil The Big Bully · Prisoners · Mario's Spageti Delivary
Episodes 188 to 197 SwagQuest · Legend of Steve · Yoshrooms. · Cooking with Bowser & Mario 2! · Spells n' Wiztards · ṩṩἔᾗмὄḋᾗᾄʀ 8 (150k special) · SMG4 VS ALS Ice Bucket Challenge · Mario for Hire. · Who let the Chomp out? · The Evilness Of Eggman(?)
Episodes 198 to 207 Money Mayhem · `•.¸¸.•´´¯`••. .• ( Tubbie TV ) •. .••`¯´´•.¸¸.•` · Mario In Real Life!? (200 Vid Special) · Swag Party Hostages · The Visitor. · War of the Fat Italians 2014 (200k Special!) · HalloWeegee Special 2014 · Freddy's spaghettiria · Luigi Wants to Build a Snowman. · ṩṩἔᾗмὄḋᾗᾄʀ 9 - Time travel edition
Episodes 208 to 211 Problematic Pipe Problems · Meet the Steve · The Bowser That Stole Christmas. · The Retardness of 2014
Season 5
Episodes 212 to 221 The Idea block. · Castle Royale · Son of a bowser. · Bad Star's Back! · Thwompin' and Whompin' · Love for Luigi. · Nature Channel · Smexy Soccer · The Item Brick · ṩṩἔᾗмὄḋᾗᾄʀ 10 (350k apocalypse special)
Episodes 222 to 231 Return to Freddy's Spaghettria · Le Train Breach · Golfing for Gold · Can the Villager come out to play? · The SMG4 QNA (400k Subs :D) · The Pirate Plumbers · SMG4 plays Merio Nernterndoes · the Toad, the Fat and the Ugly. · Shoot to the Observatory in the Sky · Meet the Luigi
Episodes 232 to 241 Princess Capturing Simulator. · The Hangover · A Big Thank You :D (500,000 Subscribers) · Mario Simulator Interactive! (500k Subscribers) · Casino, Cards and Chaos · The weird ticking sound (parody) · Super Happy Fun Fun Gameshow · Revenge of Freddy's Spaghettria · Shy Guy Showdown · The BattleToads Justice Crew
Episodes 242 to 251 Legendary Pokemon · Egg and Peach. · War of the Fat Italians 2015 (600k Special) · SMG4 Plays Merio Nernterndos 2 · Luigi Labyrinth · The 2Spooky story · Mario & Luigi: The Great Castle Heist! PROMO · R64: An Overdose of Dr. Mario · Cooking with mario and bowser 3! · If Mario was in... GTA V
Episodes 252 to 256 Shell Shocked · Guards N' Retards: Swag Magic. · ṩṩἔᾗмὄḋᾗᾄʀ 0 - Release the Retardness! · Christmas Crazies · SM64: Retarded Recap 2015
Season 6
Episodes 257 to 266 Mario Monster Mash · Mario VS Luigi. · The Spaghettipocalypse · Meet the Bowser · The Great Yoshi Race. · Valentine 2016 · If Mario was in...Undertale. · The Plumber Problem · A Theatre Mario. · SnowTrapped
Episodes 267 to 276 Easter 2016 · Showdown of the Idiots · If Mario was in... Portal · ṩṩἔᾗмὄḋᾗᾄʀ 11 (800K Special) · Waluigi Origins · How to Get dem Coins. · Kirby Phones Home. · Boo Busters · Mario learns to type · Seaside Stupidity Part 1
Episodes 277 to 286 Seaside Stupidity Part 2 · How I became SMG4 · If Mario was in...Team Fortress 2 · SMG4 'reacts' to SMG4 · Mario VS Pokemon GO · Mini QnA :D · SMG4 PLAYS Merio Nernterndoes 3 · Fan Mail and Crazy Asians · War Of The Fat Italians 2016 (900k Special) · Mr. Joey goes to the theatre
Episodes 287 to 296 Mario the Olympian · Crappy 2 min game review! · Can Ganondorf come out to play? · Mushroom Kingdom's Got Talent · FIRST PACKAGE! · Toad has a secret · I want your help. :) · Mario joins the Circus · IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT - Final stretch! · SMG4 PLAYS Merio Nernterndoes 4
Episodes 297 to 306 STAHP SENDING ME WAIFUS · SSENMODNAR DELUXE - 1 MILLION SUB SPECIAL · SPAGHETTI.EXE · We're going on a Luigi hunt · Awesome Fan Art!!!! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) · Where the Wild Teletubbies are · Da bomb · WORKING WALUIGI LAUNCHER! · Super Cavemen Bros. · MY NEW GAMING CHANNEL - HOBO BROS!
Episodes 307 to 314 Meet the Toad · SMG3's Gauntlet of Gloom · If Mario Was In... SKYRIM · Stupid Mario Maker · Super Mario RUN RUN RUN! · HOW TO CATCH POKEMON · Naughty or Nice · SECRET LIFE OF GOOMBAS
Season 7
Episodes 315 to 324 RETARDED RECAP 2016 · We are number one but it's a Waluigi parody · MY PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED · THE BOOTLEG DIMENSION · SMG4 PLAYS Merio Nernterndoes: BOOTLEG EDITION · THE REAL SMG4 · Mario's Road Trip · Who let the chomp out...AGAIN!? · Valentines 2017 · Stupid Smash Bros
Episodes 325 to 334 Mario gets a Nintendo Switch! · I GOT A CUSTOM SMG4 CONTROLLER · Legend Of Zelda: Ocarina Of Time · Mario The Waiter · Mario goes to DIDNEY WORL · Mario Vs Wild · Stupid Mario Party · GOLDEN PLAY BUTTON, DANK MEMES AND A NEW GAME! · Welcome To The Kushroom Mingdom · MARIOBUSTERS
Episodes 335 to 344 Stupid Mario Kart · Marioception · HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT FOR YOU GUYS! · MarioTube · Stupid Mario Galaxy · Super BACKWARDS Bros · Big Things Are Happening (AND TONS OF AWESOME FAN ART!) · ♫ The Ultimate Smash Bros ♫ · Mario's Boat Trip · Mighty Morphin' Mario Rangers
Episodes 345 to 354 SMG4 AT E3 2017 · Stupid Mario Sunshine · Stupid Mario Odyssey · Mario helps us in our BIGGEST PACKAGE yet! · SSENMODNAR 12 - STOLEN SPAGHETTI EDITION · The Grand Mario Hotel · FISHY BOOPKINS helps with Mail · If Mario Was In... Splatoon · Stupid Paper Mario · High School Mario
Episodes 355 to 364 MarioTube 2 · PRANK BATTLE · GET YOUR OWN SMG4 HAT!!!! · AREA 64 · Stupid Mario Rabbids · MARIO'S CHALLENGE · ULTRA RARE SMG4 CARDS · Mario The Boy Scout · Mario VS Donkey Kong · A war is coming...
Episodes 365 to 374 BENDY and the SPAGHETTI MACHINE · Stupid Luigi's Mansion · When there's too much Boopkins... · War of the Fat Italians 2017 · I Missed (SFM) · If Mario was in... Cuphead · Stupid Mario Odyssey 2 · Trick Or Treat Wars · SMG4 @ PAX 2017 · Wild, Wild Mario
Episodes 375 to 384 If Mario was in... Assassin's Creed Origins · The Movie Audition · THE SMG4 TRIVIA CHALLENGE · Mario's Train Trip · Quest for the Spaghetti of Power · Mario University · Merio Nernterndoes 6 · Stupid Mario World · The XMAS Discovery · New Year, New Mario
Season 8
Episodes 385 to 394 SMG4 TRIVIA CHALLENGE 2 · Hunt for the Egg of Draconius GO · The Vacation · If Mario Ran Nintendo · SMG4 Goes To Japan · Stupid Mario Sports Mix · Mario's Dangerous Delivery · Become a Sponsor for SMG4! · Doki Doki Mario Club · Mario Gladiators
Episodes 395 to 404 Mario Plays VRChat · The Mario Mafia · Mario Battle Royale · SMG4 HOUSE TOUR!! · Mario VS Steve · The Smash 5 Trials · SMG4'S BOOTLEG ADVENTURE · Detective Mario & Pikachu · The Super Mario Stupid Show · The Super Mario Stupid Show BTS
Episodes 405 to 414 Final Fantasy Mario · Mario's Jackass · Making an SMG4 episode in ONLY 30 MINUTES! · Mario waits for pizza · If Mario Was In... Kirby Star Allies · REMAKING "Who Let the Chomp Out?" IN ONLY 30 MINUTES! · Lost In The Woods · The Super Dudes · THE SMG4 U.S TOUR! · Mario's Fancy Dinner
Episodes 415 to 424 Mario Preschool · 2 Million Sub Special Announcement · If Mario was in... Baldi's Basics · The New Smash Bros · SMG4 at E3 2018! · If Mario Was In... Splatoon 2 · 2 MILLION FAN COLLABERATION SPECIAL! · SMG4 Goes On Tour! · Luigi's Lesson · Stupid Mario Tennis Aces
Episodes 425 to 434 The SMG4 videos we made on The SMG4 Tour... · Freddy's Ultimate Custom Spaghetteria · The Mario Hustle · Waluigi's Time · Can He Guess Our SMG4 Characters!? (Akinator) · Mario And The T-Pose Virus · Stupid Mario Paint · The Mario Café · Mario The Ultimate Gamer · SMG4 At Gamescom 2018!
Episodes 435 to 444 Mario SAW · SMG4 Direct (HUGE CHANNEL UPDATE) · The Mario Carnival · THE OFFICIAL SMG4 MERCH REVEAL · Mario The Scam Artist · War Of The Fat Italians 2018 - Official Trailer · Mario And The Spaghetti Ninjas · The Mario Convention! · The Waluigi Arc EXPLAINED · Mario and the Waluigi Apocalypse
Episodes 445 to 454 Fishy Boopkins Plays VRChat · War Of The Fat Italians 2018 · About WOTFI 2018 and What's Next for SMG4... · Mario's Late! · Pokemon Highschool · If Mario Was In... Starfox (Starlink Battle For Atlas) · So We Tried To Draw Our SMG4 Characters · The Mario Purge · Mario And... The Well · Remaking WOTFI 2018 in Only 30 Minutes
Episodes 455 to 464 Mad Mario · SMG4 DRAWING BATTLE! (Mario, Bowser, Bob, Saiko and Shroomy) · Mario and the Bob Mansion... · SMG4 In Real Life · The Mario Concert · War On Smash Bros Ultimate · META RUNNER TRAILER · Let's Talk About Meta Runner · The Melancholy of Fishy Boopkins · SMG4 TOUR ULTIMATE (Major Announcement)
Episodes 465 to 471 Mario and The Diss Track · Hitbox: If Smash Bros Ultimate Was Real · Darkest Hour · The Most Important Thing · ALL 75 SMASH ULTIMATE CHARACTER VICTORY POSES (In Real Life!) · What's coming to SMG4 in 2019! · If Mario was in... Deltarune
Season 9
Episodes 472 to 481 Mario Goes to the Fridge to Get a Glass Of Milk · Mario's Big Chungus Hunt · The SMG4 Tour Ultimate Experience · Mario's Hell Kitchen · ALL 9 SMG4 TOUR ULTIMATE VIDEOS · Mario's Valentine Advice · The Making Of Tari · Mario Gets Stuck On An Island · Super Challenge 64 · ALL 75 CHARACTER TAUNTS IN SMASH BROS ULTIMATE (In Real Life!) - HITBOX
Episodes 482 to 491 Mario's Prison Escape · Stupid Mario 3D World · Tari's First Game Warp · Mario and the Anime Challenge · 3 Million Subscriber Special Announcement Thing · Mario's Illegal Operation · Mario's Lemonade Stand · All Super Mario 64 Moves In Real Life - HITBOX · The Japan Trip · SEASON 2 MERCH BATTLE!
Episodes 492 to 501 Meggy's Bootcamp · The Mario Showdown · A genuine message to our fans · Mario Saves Anime · The Splatfest Incident · The Inkling Disappearances · 3 MILLION SUB FAN COLLABORATION! · Mario and the Experiment · Tari's Live Stream · World War Mario
Episodes 502 to 511 Final Hours · About the Anime Arc · Mario Does The Chores · Mario Works at McDonalds · Stupid Mario Maker 2 · Always Running · There's Something Up With Meggy... · A Day In The Life Of Everyone · Meta Runner Season 1 - Official Opening · The Tari Abnormality
Episodes 512 to 521 Wrong Warp · Mario Raids Area 51 · Out Of Bounds · If Mario Was in... Minecraft · Welcome to Glitch Productions! · Bad Split · Treasure Hunt With The Bois

Sequence Break · Mario and The Lost City... · Aimbot

Episodes 522 to 531 The Day SMG4 Posted Cringe · Game Plan · The Minecraft Plague · Meta Runner Voice Actors Read Memes · Sans's First Day In Smash Bros · No Clip · If Mario Was Smart · One Shot · Mario Waits in Line For Some Spaghetti · The Run
Episodes 532 to 541 The Big Bad Bully · Shutdown · Untitled Mario Video · WOTFI 2019 ANNOUNCEMENT · Fast Food Fight · Mario vs IT 🤡 · War Of The Fat Italians 2019 · Super Mario Taxi · Boys vs Girls · Video Games I Grew Up With
Episodes 542 to 551 SMG4 Runs Out of Memes · The Weegee Uprising · Tari says UwU and other memes · Meta Runner Season 1 FULL Soundtrack - AJ DiSpirito · My Mario Academia · Why I Dropped Out Of School... TWICE · Little Penguin Lost · 50 Ways To Kill a Zombie · Mario Alone · The Grand Festival
Episodes 552 2019 Was The Biggest Year Of My Life
Season 10
Episodes 553 to 562 Mario Gets His PINGAS Stuck In The Door · Mario School Club · Bowser Loses Custody Of His Children · Why I Made Mario Dumb · If Mario was in The Sonic Movie · Meggy's Destiny - ANNOUNCEMENT TRAILER · Mario's Magical TV · Lord Of The Memes · Meggy's Destiny · Mario Commits Tax Fraud
Episodes 563 to 572 The Evolution Of Memes · If Mario Was In Animal Crossing · Mario Runs Out Of Toilet Paper · Mario's Inside Story · The E G G · Wario Tries To Stop Himself From Dying · How I Make My Videos · Meggy Moves In · Mario Is Cancelled. · The Totally Legit Learning Show With SMG4
Episodes 573 to 582 🌽🌽🌽🌽𝓒𝓸𝓻𝓷🌽🌽🌽🌽 · Mario The Supreme Leader · War On Beeg SMG4 · Officer Meggy · Mario VS Siren Head · The Demon Among Us · Mario's Spicy Day 🔥 · SSENMODNAR - 3,826,412 SUB SPECIAL · Mario Gets Woke · I Can't Believe It's Not SMG4!
Episodes 583 to 592 Stupid Mario Arcade · SMG4 Reacts To Your Meta Runner Memes · The Internet Graveyard · Mario VS Youtube · War Of The Fat Italians 2020 - Official Trailer · Deleted · A Totally Normal SMG4 Episode · War Of The Fat Italians 2020 · My whole life has been leading up to this. · Mario Scratches His Ass
Episodes 593 to 602 If Mario was in... Fall Guys · Food Wars · Stupid Mario 3D All-Stars · If Mario Was AMONG US... · 4 Million Sub Announcement · SMG4 🅴🆇🅿🅰🅽🅳🆂 His Brain · Steve Fights Everyone · If Mario Was In Meta Runner · The Fan Written Episode (4 Mill Sub Special) · TEXTURES NOT FOUND
Episodes 603 to 612 Mario's Corn Trip · War of the Simps · Cooking with Mario & Bowser: World Tour · Mario's Mask Of Madness · Meggy's Part-Time Job · If Mario Was In... Cyberpunk 2077 · Meggy Learns Japanese · SMG4 Christmas Special 2020 · SMG4 2020 COLLAB SPECIAL
Season 11
Overall Episodes 613 to 622 Mario goes to subway and purchases 1 tuna sub with extra mayo · The Intruder... · The Resurrection · The Melony Felony · Stupid Bowser's Fury · Mario VS Youtubers · The Pursuit of Happiness · My New Adventure. · Nintendo Gets Deleted · Perfectly Balanced.
Overall Episodes 623 to 632 Mario's Bed and Breakfast · The Quest for RTX · If Mario Was In.... Friday Night Funkin · Meggy Answers Your Questions... · Mario Babies · Meggy's Debut Stream! · SMG4's Origins · SMG4's 10 Year Anniversary MOVIE Trailer · 10 Year Anniversary Special · Meggy Reacts To The SMG4 10 Year Anniversary Movie!
Overall Episodes 633 to 642 Mario goes to the dentist · If Mario Was In Friday Night Funkin 2 · Meggy Plays Friday Night Funkin! (SMG4 Mods) · SMG4 Goes Insane · Mario and the VILLAGE · Meggy tells SMG4 about her vacation · The Bed. · Meggy Reacts to E3 Nintendo Direct 2021 (PLS SPLATOON 3 CONTENT) · Into the Dark Web · Mario's Internet Safety
Overall Episodes 643 to 652 Meggy Plays SPLATOON 2 · Stupid Mario Golf · Mario Plays: Unfair Mario · If Mario Was In... Newgrounds · Let’s chat... and maybe sing · The Other Universe · WHAT IF...? · Meggy VS Friday Night Funkin' (HARD MODS) · She's Back! · Mario Plays: Friday Night Funkin
Overall Episodes 653 to 662 If Mario Was In... Anime · Meggy and Wolfychu Answer The Web's Most Searched Questions · The Day HE Arrived. · Doomsday but Mario is Okay · Meggy Plays Super Mario Maker 2 (Unlisted) · Mario and The Backrooms · Mario Plays: Five Nights At Freddy's · MARIOS OKAY MARIOS OKAY MARIOS OKAY MARIOS OKAY MARIOS OKAY MARIOS OKAY MARIOS OKAY · War Of The Fat Italians 2021 (Official Trailer) · The Final Piece
Overall Episodes 663 to 672 Meggy Reacts To The Genesis Arc · War Of The Fat Italians 2021 · Remembering Axol · Mario has a BBQ but he's not invited · Meggy Plays Deltarune Chapter 2 (Unlisted) · If Mario Moves, He Dies · Mario Plays: Deltarune · Announcing My Biggest Project Yet · If Mario Was In... Nickelodeon · Watching the Waluigi Arc cause he now has 0% of ever being in Smash🤡 (Unlisted)
Overall Episodes 673 to 682 To Become A God · Mario Reacts To Nintendo Memes · What If Mario Had $10,000,000? · Meggy Sings SpoOoOoOoOky Songs (Unlisted) · If Mario Was In.... SQUID GAME · Mario Reacts to Spooky Memes but Dies half way through · Studying for Exams...But you're friends with Mario · Meggy Reacts To Murder Drones (Unlisted) · Mario Does Literally Anything For Views · Streaming Until I Hit 5̶ ̶m̶i̶l̶l̶ 5,100,000 Subscribers
Overall Episodes 683 to 692 Mario Joins Discord · THE 5,000,000 SUB SPECIAL · If Mario Was In... Poppy Playtime · Mario Reacts To Nintendo Memes 2 · Mario Goes To College · Mario Speedruns Super Mario 64 · If Mario Was Spiderman · Mario Suffers Infinite Detention · Mario Reacts To CURSED Nintendo Commercials · SMG4 Christmas Special 2021
Season 12
Overall Episodes 693 to 702 Mario Waits For The Bus · Freddy's Spaghetteria Security Breach · Mario Reacts To Nintendo Memes 3 · All Mario Wants Is Absolute 𝓟 𝓞 𝓦 𝓔 𝓡 · Mario's Bus Trip · Uncanny Mr Mario · Mario Tries Life Hacks · Mario Gets Into NFTs · Mario and The God Box · Mario Reacts To Funny Tik Toks
Overall Episodes 703 to 712 If Mario Was In... ROBLOX · Mario Plays: Smash Or Pass · The Floor is Lava · Absolute Betrayal · REVELATIONS (Cinematic Trailer) · Mario Reacts To Nintendo Memes 4 · REVELATIONS · Mario Plays Roblox · If Mario Was In... Sonic Movie 2 · Welcome To Mario Mart™
Overall Episodes 713 to 722 Mario Reacts To Nintendo Memes 5 · The Mario Documentary · Mario Goes To The Zoo · Mario Plays Baldi's Basics · Mario Does His Laundry · The Cursed Tapes · Mario Reacts To Anime Memes · SMG4: If Mario Was In... Disney · SMG4 Season 12 Episode 29 · SMG4 Season 12 Episode 30
Other
Overall Episodes 1 to 10 LOOKING FOR ACTORS · SMG4: Goodbye Meggy · ??? · SMG4 EXPOSED?! I'M ACTUALLY A MONKEY
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