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SMG4: The Mario Café is the thirty-fourth episode of Season 8 and the four hundred and twenty-seventh overall to be uploaded by SMG4.

This episode was aired on August 18, 2018.

Synopsis

Mario and friends decide to open a Café but... they don't know the first thing about coffee.

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Plot

The video begins with Mario digging through the trash can. SMG4 wondered why would Mario do that which the latter replied that he doing so for his collection. SMG4 sighed and told Mario that if he wanted to start his own collection he should use the sponsor's app, Quidd. He then explained what was Quidd all about to the viewers with Mario excited.

The actual video began at Bowser's new café, Koopa Café, with him announcing that the café was now open for business. Kamek noticed that no one else was around and tried alerting Bowser to it but the Koopa King took no heed as he was too engrossed with announcing the opening.

When he realized there were no employees, he asked Kamek where were they, which he responded that it was what he was trying to tell him too. He also said that it was because Mario squished all the employees. In a flashback, while singing I Sit On You, Mario ground-pounded the Goombas, Koopa Troopas, and even Bowser Jr.. Realizing that having no employees meant he could not have a café, Bowser broke down on the floor crying. Kamek, wanting to ensure that Bowser was happy, told him that he would get new employees and flew off.

At Mario's house, Mario could be seen watching meat sauce being poured on spaghetti while naked which was typical of him when Kamek suddenly burst through the house's wall. Mario asked if Kamek wanted to join him but the Koopa wizard did not respond. Instead, he sent him to Bowser's café, where SMG4 and Saiko Bichitaru were already there. Then, Luigi and Toad were teleported in as well. Mario finally reached the café but landed on Toad who screamed at seeing Mario naked.

Kamek then informed Bowser that he had gotten him the employees per his request. Bowser naturally became happy while Mario wondered why they were all here. SMG4, angry, explained that it was because he killed all of Bowser's employees, forcing them to take their place. Saiko was even less thrilled as they were not even getting paid for the work, even though Luigi tried to convince her that Bowser was not that bad. Toad decided to leave but Kamek stopped him by summoning Toadette. Rather than deal with his crazy girlfriend, Toad decided that they should all work at the café.

In the café, Bowser assigned everyone their roles:

  • SMG4 as the barista (who was pouring bleach into the coffee)
  • Toad as the cashier (who was stealing a few bucks for himself)
  • Luigi and Saiko as the servers (Luigi was happy while Saiko was understandably not pleased)
  • Bowser as the head chef
  • Mario as the assistant chef (who was scratching his butt with a cheeseburger before choking on it)

Bowser asked if they were all ready but everyone shown were not with Mario still choking on the cheeseburger. He told everyone to get ready for the first customer, which was Shroomy. He had positive words for the café before proceeding to order a very complicated coffee (a venti ice skinny decaf hazelnut macchiato no whip ultimate grand super craft party coffee deluxe) and a side of eggs benedict. Toad rudely told him to go take a seat, as he angrily headbutted the cash register, printing the order as Luigi brought it to Bowser. Unfortunately, Bowser was out of eggs as the delivery never came, so Mario had to find new eggs fast.

As he headed outside, Mario saw Dr. Eggman leaving the women's restroom, the actual delivery of the eggs, and Yoshi on his phone with an egg in a baby carriage (which resembled the Rattle Buggy from Mario Kart: Double Dash). Mario swiped the Pink Yoshi Egg while Yoshi was distracted. A Pink Yoshi then showed up and asked him where their daughter was (it was the Pink Yoshi egg).

Mario cooked the "Eggs Benedick," which was a couple of fried eggs place at either side of one end of a sausage, and threw it at Luigi. SMG4 was still trying to comprehend the drink order, but as Saiko was getting impatient, SMG4 quickly ran out the door in a panic but noticed a coffee vending machine.

Seeing it as the answer to his problems, SMG4 ordered a drink from the machine and sampled it just to be safe. He threw it up almost immediately but decided it could do. Shroomy was still waiting patiently, and Saiko threw the coffee while Luigi brought him the eggs benedict. Shroomy downed his coffee and ate his eggs benedick in seconds. As he contemplated the taste, Luigi and Saiko looked at each other nervously, as did Mario and Bowser, but Toad was still banging his head while SMG4 tried to look nervous. Fortunately, Shroomy enjoyed his meal, so Mario celebrated, while Luigi and Saiko high-fived.

Suddenly, a huge crowd appeared outside, looking for a meal, concerning everyone except Bowser, as that meant more customers. The customers stormed inside, trampling Luigi, and Bob even showed up requesting for the finest hoes and beer. Being a rude customer, Saiko threw him through a wall, causing Luigi to calm her based off of their earlier lessons. The customers have now formed a line, with Steve at the front, unable to decide what he wanted, while Toad napped and left a sign telling everyone to order themselves. Steve understood but mistakenly stole the register as the place was suddenly on fire.

A shadow loomed over Toad, revealing itself to be none other than Waluigi. Waluigi just wanted a coffee, but Toad was still pissed of about an earlier incident and refused to serve him. Waluigi attempted to trick Toad into unleashing his rejection powers, which only failed due to a Snowman's angry comment on the long line. Waluigi left, scheming a future plan while SMG4 loaded up on vending machine coffee to the point where it stopped working. Refusing to accept it, he sold water as "tasteless coffee".

The café was suddenly a ruckus. Luigi was buried in the orders while Bowser was struggling to make all of them. Mario was no help either, eating most of the complete ones. Bowser then heard people complaining about the service and leaving. That caused him to be so heartbroken that he had a heart attack and passed out. Toad attempted to leave as he had been planning, but Luigi, being the only other enthusiastic character, called an emergency staff meeting and literally shoved everyone into a meeting room. He then asked Steve to entertain the few customers who have not left. He agreed but not being prepared, did a mock barbershop dance, complete with hat and cane.

Saiko was unhappy as her day was wasted with everyone, but Luigi attempted to motivate everyone with a song resembling the Car Rap from Parappa the Rapper. Toad threw a chair in response, salty as ever, especially the choice of song. Bowser woke up from his coma and said they needed a team-based system. Mario threw up at the thought of it, but Bowser insisted that putting their strengths into the correct roles would help. Meanwhile, Steve got worn out and passed out (possibly dying) while Bob was impatient and wanted Steve to dance faster. Everyone emerged from the meeting room, ready to get back in business.

Luigi convinced several would-have-been-customers who were still nearby with a bargain: 1% off of everything and extra dip, free of charge. Even Big Smoke was impressed. SMG4 agreed to swap places with Toad, as SMG4 "has typed stupid shit" all his life, meaning he could quickly type in each customer's orders. Toad, however, was unwilling to do much as he did not understand why people would like coffee until he sampled it, and in a similar manner to his sugar rush, started pumping it out of the machine. Mario used a golf club to swing several pieces of food, which Bowser instantly cooked with his fire breath. Luigi threw the orders to the tables, while Saiko threw the customers into their seats. Bowser was overjoyed as his café was finally running smoothly, and played the Car Rap instrumental to celebrate. As SMG4, Luigi, and Saiko moved to the music and Toad had gone completely addicted to coffee, Mario declared he was bored and attempted to leave, but was stopped by a Policeman, inquiring about the Yoshi Egg that was stolen earlier. Mario decided to work at the café forever to avoid the police.

The video ended with SMG4 thanking everyone for watching the video and reminding them to download Quidd in the credits.

Characters

Major Characters

Minor Characters

Cameos

Opening advertisement only

Deaths

Continuity

  • SMG4: Luigi's Lesson: Luigi could be seen reminding Saiko about her lesson when she angrily threw Bob for being rude.
  • SMG4: Mario And The T-Pose Virus: When Waluigi attempted to order a cup of coffee, Toad obviously denied his order, saying that the cafe would not serve people who poisoned the entire Mushroom Kingdom, further enraging Waluigi and amplifying his Power of Rejection, which was likely his intention.

Music Used

  • 00:00 - Main Theme, Hotel Mario
  • 00:12 - Wii Shop Bling V2, Toonlink
  • 01:05 - Trophy Presentation, Mario Kart 64
  • 01:15 - (Grass Lands motif from Super Mario Bros 3 when Bowser opens cafe)
  • 01:38 - Foolish Bowser, Mario Party 3
  • 01:47 - I Sit On You, Adult Swim
  • 02:02 - Sad Song, Super Mario RPG
  • 02:11 - Good Luck!, Mario Party 3
  • 02:15 - (suggestive song in g minor)
  • 02:32 - Happy Adventure, Delightful Adventure, Super Mario RPG
  • 02:51 - The Road is Full of Dangers, Super Mario RPG
  • 03:06 - Ending Cast Roll, Super Mario World
  • 03:22 - The Adventure Begins, Mario Party 3
  • 03:53 - Take Me to Partytown, Mario Party 7
  • 04:28 - On The Mend, Theme Hospital
  • 04:56 - Cool Guy Has Chill Day, Lonely Boy Ind.
  • 05:19 - Time To Cook It, Cooking Mama 3
  • 05:44 - Messiah (Hallelujah), Georg Friedrich Händel
  • 05:47 - (happy music when SMG4 finds coffee maker)
  • 06:02 - Game Guy’s Room, Mario Party 3
  • 06:29 - (background when crowd bursts in)
  • 06:29 - Fight Against An Armed Boss, Super Mario RPG
  • 07:00 - The Stolen Star, Mario Party
  • 07:10 - My Paradise - Monstro Town, Super Mario RPG
  • 07:33 - Waluigi’s Island, Mario Party 3
  • 08:12 - Pichu’s Power Plant, Pokémon Stadium 2
  • 08:37 - Main Theme, The Price is Right
  • 08:41 - That’s Enough, Jet Set Radio
  • 09:10 - Element Palace, Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga
  • 09:33 - Here’s Some Weapons, Super Mario RPG
  • 09:55 - (unidentified singer, possibly Peter Griffin, when Steve dances)
  • 10:02 - So, What’s The Plan?, A Hat In Time
  • 10:12 - Stage 2 – Car Rap (Instrumental), PaRappa the Rapper
  • 10:49 - (slow rock when café is back in action)
  • 11:10 - (faster rock when SMG4 is typing)
  • 11:32 - (remix of main theme for Sonic)
  • 11:41 - Let’s Play Baseball, Mario Superstar Baseball
  • 12:04 - Cruise Choices, Mario Party 7
  • 12:12 - Stage 2 – Car Rap (Instrumental), PaRappa the Rapper

Trivia

  • In the scene labeling Toad’s job as the Cafe’s cashier, Toad is seen stealing money from the cash register. However, the Café hasn’t had any customers yet, so it’s unknown how there’s money in the cash register in the first place.
  • It is revealed Yoshi has a wife and daughter.
  • The model for The Police has changed.
  • When Toad drank the coffee, he acted like he did when eating sugar, which means that either caffeine has a similar effect on him or that coffee had sugar in it
  • Waluigi makes a cameo during the sponsor segment writing a comment saying "I will destroy you all".
  • Toad hating his job as the Cashier is a reference to Squidward from Spongebob Squarepants since Squidward also is the Cashier and hates his job.
  • It can be considered ironic that Mario sat on multiple minions, as he is usually on the receiving end, such as when Gourmet Guy sits on him.


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Blooper Guide
Season 1
Overall Episodes 1 to 10 Episode 1: The Cake Is a Lie! · Episode 2: Dreams · Episode 3: Flashbacks · Episode 4: Time Freeze · Episode 5: Mario's Guide to Defeating Bowser · Episode 6: Blooper Problems · Episode 7: Just Like Any Other Day · Episode 8: Quest for a Console · Episode 9: Have you seen this Polygon? · Episode 10: A Painful Day in the Paper World
Overall Episodes 11 to 20 Episode 11: An Adventurous Drive · Episode 12: A Day Without Peach · Episode 13: Darkness Takes Over · Episode 14: Charming Peach · Episode 15: Luigi's Payback · Episode 16: Master of Fail Disguises · Episode 17: Mario Quits · Episode 18: A Random Day · Episode 19: Losing Your N64 · Episode 20: Bowser the Unhappy Fat Turtle
Overall Episodes 21 to 30 Episode 21: Enter X · Episode 22: The Land that Never Was · Episode 23: The Visitor (2011) · Episode 24: Account Loss · Episode 25: Restoring Normality · Episode 26: Mario at the Olympic Games · Episode 27: Brother Wars · Episode 28: Italian Kidnapping · Episode 29: Time Travel Tells · Episode 30: The Blooper Competition
Overall Episodes 31 to 40 Episode 31: 4 Clones 1 Italian · Episode 32: Crime Time · Episode 33: Scatman's Revenge · Episode 34: The Forgotten Door · Episode 35: Bloopception · Episode 36: Mission For Peach · Episode 37: Castle Jumping = Time Tavelling = Zombies · Episode 38: HALL 9000 · Episode 39: Hide and Seek · Episode 40: The Mystery of the Chest
Overall Episodes 41 to 49 Episode 41: WEEGEE Disease · Episode 42: Race for Golden Overalls · Episode 43: Luigi and the Haunted Castle · Episode 44: Brother Battles · Episode 45: The Lost Gems Part 1 · Episode 46: Toad Gold · Episode 47: The Lost Gems Part 2 · Episode 48: Super Hello Kitty Rollercoaster Tea Party 2!!! · Episode 49: The Lost Gems Part 3
Season 2
Overall Episodes 50 to 59 Episode 1 · Episode 2 · Episode 3 · Episode 4 · Episode 5 · Episode 6 · Episode 7 · Episode 8 · Episode 9 · Episode 10
Overall Episodes 60 to 69 Episode 11 · Episode 12 · Episode 13 · Episode 14 · Episode 15 · Episode 16 · Episode 17 · Episode 18 · Episode 19 · Episode 20
Overall Episodes 70 to 79 Episode 21 · Episode 22 · Episode 23 · Episode 24 · Episode 25 · Episode 26 · Episode 27 · Episode 28 · Episode 29 · Episode 30
Overall Episodes 80 to 89 Episode 31 · Episode 32 · Episode 33 · Episode 34 · Episode 35 · Episode 36 · Episode 37 · Episode 38 · Episode 39 · Episode 40
Overall Episodes 90 to 99 Episode 41 · Episode 42 · Episode 43 · Episode 44 · Episode 45 · Episode 46 · Episode 47 · Episode 48 · Episode 49 · Episode 50
Season 3
Overall Episodes 100 to 109 Episode 1 · Episode 2 · Episode 3 · Episode 4 · Episode 5 · Episode 6 · Episode 7 · Episode 8 · Episode 9 · Episode 10
Overall Episodes 110 to 119 Episode 11 · Episode 12 · Episode 13 · Episode 14 · Episode 15 · Episode 16 · Episode 17 · Episode 18 · Episode 19 · Episode 20
Overall Episodes 120 to 129 Episode 21 · Episode 22 · Episode 23 · Episode 24 · Episode 25 · Episode 26 · Episode 27 · Episode 28 · Episode 29 · Episode 30
Overall Episodes 130 to 139 Episode 31 · Episode 32 · Episode 33 · Episode 34 · Episode 35 · Episode 36 · Episode 37 · Episode 38 · Episode 39 · Episode 40
Overall Episodes 140 to 149 Episode 41 · Episode 42 · Episode 43 · Episode 44 · Episode 45 · Episode 46 · Episode 47 · Episode 48 · Episode 49 · Episode 50
Overall Episodes 150 to 157 Episode 51 · Episode 52 · Episode 53 · Episode 54 · Episode 55 · Episode 56 · Episode 57 · Episode 58
Season 4
Overall Episodes 158 to 167 Episode 1 · Episode 2 · Episode 3 · Episode 4 · Episode 5 · Episode 6 · Episode 7 · Episode 8 · Episode 9 · Episode 10
Overall Episodes 168 to 177 Episode 11 · Episode 12 · Episode 13 · Episode 14 · Episode 15 · Episode 16 · Episode 17 · Episode 18 · Episode 19 · Episode 20
Overall Episodes 178 to 187 Episode 21 · Episode 22 · Episode 23 · Episode 24 · Episode 25 · Episode 26 · Episode 27 · Episode 28 · Episode 29 · Episode 30
Overall Episodes 188 to 197 Episode 31 · Episode 32 · Episode 33 · Episode 34 · Episode 35 · Episode 36 · Episode 37 · Episode 38 · Episode 39 · Episode 40
Overall Episodes 198 to 207 Episode 41 · Episode 42 · Episode 43 · Episode 44 · Episode 45 · Episode 46 · Episode 47 · Episode 48 · Episode 49 · Episode 50
Overall Episode 208 Episode 51
Season 5
Overall Episodes 209 to 218 Episode 1 · Episode 2 · Episode 3 · Episode 4 · Episode 5 · Episode 6 · Episode 7 · Episode 8 · Episode 9 · Episode 10
Overall Episodes 219 to 228 Episode 11 · Episode 12 · Episode 13 · Episode 14 · Episode 15 · Episode 16 · Episode 17 · Episode 18 · Episode 19 · Episode 20
Overall Episodes 229 to 238 Episode 21 · Episode 22 · Episode 23 · Episode 24 · Episode 25 · Episode 26 · Episode 27 · Episode 28 · Episode 29 · Episode 30
Overall Episodes 239 to 248 Episode 31 · Episode 32 · Episode 33 · Episode 34 · Episode 35 · Episode 36 · Episode 37 · Episode 38 · Episode 39 · Episode 40
Overall Episode 249 Episode 41
Season 6
Overall Episodes 250 to 259 Episode 1 · Episode 2 · Episode 3 · Episode 4 · Episode 5 · Episode 6 · Episode 7 · Episode 8 · Episode 9 · Episode 10
Overall Episodes 260 to 269 Episode 11 · Episode 12 · Episode 13 · Episode 14 · Episode 15 · Episode 16 · Episode 17 · Episode 18 · Episode 19 · Episode 20
Overall Episodes 270 to 279 Episode 21 · Episode 22 · Episode 23 · Episode 24 · Episode 25 · Episode 26 · Episode 27 · Episode 28 · Episode 29 · Episode 30
Overall Episodes 280 to 289 Episode 31 · Episode 32 · Episode 33 · Episode 34 · Episode 35 · Episode 36 · Episode 37 · Episode 38 · Episode 39 · Episode 40
Overall Episodes 290 to 292 Episode 41 · Episode 42 · Episode 43
Season 7
Overall Episodes 293 to 302 Episode 1 · Episode 2 · Episode 3 · Episode 4 · Episode 5 · Episode 6 · Episode 7 · Episode 8 · Episode 9 · Episode 10
Overall Episodes 303 to 312 Episode 11 · Episode 12 · Episode 13 · Episode 14 · Episode 15 · Episode 16 · Episode 17 · Episode 18 · Episode 19 · Episode 20
Overall Episodes 313 to 322 Episode 21 · Episode 22 · Episode 23 · Episode 24 · Episode 25 · Episode 26 · Episode 27 · Episode 28 · Episode 29 · Episode 30
Overall Episodes 323 to 332 Episode 31 · Episode 32 · Episode 33 · Episode 34 · Episode 35 · Episode 36 · Episode 37 · Episode 38 · Episode 39 · Episode 40
Overall Episodes 333 to 342 Episode 41 · Episode 42 · Episode 43 · Episode 44 · Episode 45 · Episode 46 · Episode 47 · Episode 48 · Episode 49 · Episode 50
Overall Episodes 343 to 344 Episode 51 · Episode 52
Season 8
Overall Episodes 345 to 354 Episode 1 · Episode 2 · Episode 3 · Episode 4 · Episode 5 · Episode 6 · Episode 7 · Episode 8 · Episode 9 · Episode 10
Overall Episodes 355 to 364 Episode 11 · Episode 12 · Episode 13 · Episode 14 · Episode 15 · Episode 16 · Episode 17 · Episode 18 · Episode 19 · Episode 20
Overall Episodes 365 to 374 Episode 21 · Episode 22 · Episode 23 · Episode 24 · Episode 25 · Episode 26 · Episode 27 · Episode 28 · Episode 29 · Episode 30
Overall Episodes 375 to 384 Episode 31 · Episode 32 · Episode 33 · Episode 34 · Episode 35 · Episode 36 · Episode 37 · Episode 38 · Episode 39 · Episode 40
Overall Episodes 385 to 394 Episode 41 · Episode 42 · Episode 43 · Episode 44 · Episode 45 · Episode 46 · Episode 47 · Episode 48 · Episode 49 · Episode 50
Overall Episodes 395 to 396 Episode 51 · Episode 52
Season 9
Overall Episodes 397 to 406 Episode 1 · Episode 2 · Episode 3 · Episode 4 · Episode 5 · Episode 6 · Episode 7 · Episode 8 · Episode 9 · Episode 10
Overall Episodes 407 to 416 Episode 11 · Episode 12 · Episode 13 · Episode 14 · Episode 15 · Episode 16 · Episode 17 · Episode 18 · Episode 19 · Episode 20
Overall Episodes 417 to 426 Episode 21 · Episode 22 · Episode 23 · Episode 24 · Episode 25 · Episode 26 · Episode 27 · Episode 28 · Episode 29 · Episode 30
Overall Episodes 427 to 436 Episode 31 · Episode 32 · Episode 33 · Episode 34 · Episode 35 · Episode 36 · Episode 37 · Episode 38 · Episode 39 · Episode 40
Overall Episodes 437 to 444 Episode 41 · Episode 42 · Episode 43 · Episode 44 · Episode 45 · Episode 46 · Episode 47 · Episode 48
Season 10
Overall Episodes 445 to 454 Episode 1 · Episode 2 · Episode 3 · Episode 4 · Episode 5 · SMG4 Season 10 Episode 6 · Episode 7 · SMG4 Season 10 Episode 8 · SMG4 Season 10 Episode 9 · SMG4 Season 10 Episode 10
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