SMG4: The Mario Channel - Mario's Jackass is a blooper uploaded on April, 14th 2018
This is Mario and welcome to jackass. We're gonna watch the SMG4 cast doing crazy and stupid stunts, all for Mario's TV show. Enjoy!
The episode begins with Mario trying to host a new TV series: (Mario's Jackass). Standing in front of a camera, he announces to the viewers that he plans on jumping over a car as a stunt. After putting on a helmet for safety, Mario turns around and stands in the direction he thinks the car is going to come towards him in. However, the car instead comes in the other direction and hits Mario from behind.
Sometime later, Mario is watching the recorded footage on a TV while he recovers in the hospital. He is impressed with the results so far, but still plans on making more episodes in order to become "world famous." Since he is still in a lot of pain from the last stunt (with his head even falling off twice), Mario decides that he should get other people to help him with his stunts.
For his next stunt, Mario goes to the Mushroom Mall, where he spots Luigi checking out ties in one of the shops. Mario announces to the viewers the name of the next challenge, "The Bulldozer." Luigi initially accepts the challenge, thinking that it's just a game, when the ground suddenly starts to shake. He looks outside the shop to find a literal herd of bulls stampeding towards him.
Luigi makes a run for it down the plaza, while the bulls proceed to catch up to him. They eventually pass by a shop containing two random bulls, who are both confused about what is going on. Turning a corner, Luigi spots Old Man Hobo sitting on a bench, whom he places in the middle of the path as a decoy to slow the bulls down. Just as Luigi is about to enter another area of the mall, two more bulls armed with machine guns block his path, forcing Luigi to make a detour to the Food Court. He spots an Emergency Exit and runs straight towards it, but jumps in another direction at the last second so the bulls ram straight into the wall.
Mario congratulates his brother for surviving the challenge. Just after he says this, however, one of the bulls lands on top of Luigi, knocking him unconscious. Fearing the repercussions, Mario crawls away while he still has the chance.
Sentry of the Century
Sometime later, Mario heads to the park, where Saiko Bichitaru is walking through after receiving a call from him. Irritated about being forced out here, Saiko questions what Mario wants with her. After hearing that he is making a TV show, she quickly becomes flattered, thinking that Mario wants her to pose as a model. However, the plumber reveals that she is a part of the next challenge, "Sentry of the Century," where Saiko has to face off against a Sentry Gun that he pulls out from a crate.
As soon as Mario turns the Sentry on, it immediately starts firing at Saiko. She does her best the dodge the bullets, and eventually swipes a skateboard from a Roblox kid to use as a shield. She charges straight towards the Sentry and jumps in the air in an attempt to pounce at it. However, the Sentry suddenly blasts large missiles at Saiko, which sends her flying a good distance. Hiding behind a rock, she notices Frankie nearby and grabs the Mushroom child. Saiko throws him at the Sentry, sending the machine in a state of confusion. As Frankie slides off it, he hits the power button, turning the Sentry off.
Saiko is relieved that she won the challenge; however, after she hears Mario cheering for her, she gives him a threatening look, prompting the plumber to slip away.
The Hamburger Supreme
For the next challenge, Mario presents a gigantic cheeseburger to the viewers, which is a part of the stunt, "The Hamburger Supreme."
Mario pushes the huge burger into Peach's Castle, where the plumber finds Toad standing in his usual corner. Mario casually asks him to eat the entire cheeseburger, but Toad refuses to do something so ridiculous. However, Mario doesn't listen to him, and proceeds to shove the burger in Toad's face in an attempt to force-feed him. He eventually has the Mushroom man pinned against the wall, and Mario manages to send both Toad and the burger out of the castle after ramming them both with his stomach. He looks through the hole he made, where he finds Toad flattened and the cheeseburger rolling away.
A brief montage plays of the burger's journey, where it travels through several locations before landing a steady job and settling down with a new life. The burger also runs over Old Man, who was still recovering from the Bull Incident.
The Pain Train
Mario eventually gets Wario to participate in the next stunt, "The Pain Train." For this challenge, Wario must search through a train full of crates in order to find the one crate that is filled with money, while the other ones are filled with traps.
Nervous, Wario starts with a random crate, which turns out to be carrying a cannon. He barely misses the shot and tries to search in another crate. This time, the thing inside is McCree, who immediately starts firing at Wario with his pistol. The latter tries to evade the gunman by taunting him from behind another random crate. Thinking that he went inside, McCree opens it up, only to find a dragon that proceeds to set him on fire.
Continuing with the challenge, Wario opens up all the other crates in rapid succession, some of which manage to badly damage him. However, he is confused to find that the cash prize wasn't in any of the boxes. He turns and spots Waluigi inside the engine (Thomas the Tank Engine), revealing that his brother has already stolen the money for himself. Furious, Wario gets back at Waluigi by throwing McCree into the train cab with him.
The Flying Frog
Later on, Mario introduces the audience to the final stunt, "The Flying Frog." He sneaks up on Fishy Boopkins, who is having a Rock Picnic by himself. Mario asks the Spike to help him, but Boopkins politely turns him down, as he is perfectly happy where he is. However, Mario ignores him and proceeds to carry him away.
Mario takes Boopkins over to a gigantic slingshot and places him inside. The latter begs Mario not to launch him, as Boopkins is afraid of heights. However, the plumber merely tells him to close his eyes and quickly sends him flying. While initially terrified, Boopkins opens his eyes once the adrenaline leaves his system, and he starts to enjoy the experience of being in the air.
Down on the ground, two pedestrians spot Boopkins in the sky and realize that he is about to crash into an airplane. Just as they predicted, he bumps into one of the wings and sends the plane crashing down. It lands right on top of Professor E. Gadd's laboratory, just as the scientist is returning home with groceries.
The Screaming Italian
Meanwhile, Mario is ecstatic that his footage is complete and runs off to put it on the air. However, while he's walking down an alleyway, he is blocked off by Toad, who's armed with a baseball bat. Mario turns around to find Luigi, Saiko, Wario, and Fishy Boopkins surrounding him as well. While he initially thinks they're having a party, all five victims quickly gang up on Mario and set up another stunt as payback for all the trouble he caused.
Boopkins introduces the audience to "The Screaming Italian" by launching Mario out of the same slingshot he was launched from. The plumber lands right outside the Mushroom Mall. Because he wears red, he is suddenly confronted by the bull stampede with Luigi, who's riding up front. Mario runs inside the mall to avoid them, but Luigi ambushes him from around a corner and head-butts him with a bull. He tries to hide inside of a nearby crate, but Wario had set up the next trap, resulting in Mario finding McCree waiting for him inside. Horrified, Mario runs out of the box and heads down a corridor, where he barely avoids being crushed by Toad rolling on top of the giant cheeseburger. Finally, Mario decides to hide in a closet, only to be cornered by Saiko with the Sentry Gun. He tries to escape, but Luigi, Toad, Wario, and Boopkins barricade the door with both a bull and McCree. Saiko proceeds to open fire on Mario, and the rest of the group enter the closet once she is done. She questions Mario if he's ready to apologize to all of them; however, his only response is to throw insults at them ("Eat My Mario P*nis"). As a result, the episode ends with Saiko commanding the Sentry to fire at Mario once more.
- Old Man Hobo
- Sentry (Voiced by Heavy Weapons Guy)
- Thomas the Tank Engine
- Bullet Bill
- Tiny Tiger
- Fishy Boopkins
- Guy 1
- Guy 2
- Professor E. Gadd
Trivia & Errors
- Error #1: The Pain Train text was shown twice by mistake at one point (3:51) It is supposed to be called The Hamburger Supreme Eating Challenge since it transitions to Mario trying to make Toad eat the Hamburger Supreme (a gigantic hamburger about the size of King Bob Omb) but it shows the text "The Pain Train." Later at 5:14, the text shows the correct challenge of Wario trying to find the right box on the train cars for money. SMG4 later responded in the comments below by saying that "Uhh woops. I put pain train in twice.....It was SMG3(poop emoji)Pls just ignore one." SMG4 admitted but blames his evil counter-part SMG3.
- This is a parody of Johnny Knoxville's hit reality TV show "Jackass".
- It is unknown why Saiko gave Mario a threatning look even though the later was just cheering for her (Cheering is something positive), although it could be for putting her against a sentry that clearly could have killed her.
- This video is possibly a sequel to Mariobusters.