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This page is the transcript for SMG4: The Mario Convention!.
SMG4 Merch Promo[]
(Toad walks in and throwing his clothes into a bucket when SMG4 suddenly pops up.)
SMG4: Waddup!!!
Toad: Ahhhh! (Toad falls backwards.)
SMG4: The Merch Fairy has arrived!
Toad: SMG4? The hell are you doing here?
(SMG4 throws Toad‘s bucket out the window, where it lands in the road, An ambulance drives over it and explodes.)
Toad: (Oh come on!) What was that for!?!?
SMG4: Why have your own clothes when... you can clothes on the new SMG4 merch line, like this vintage SMG4 shirt or this Meggy shirt, or even this crappy shirt (A Fishy Boopkins shirt.).
Fishy Boopkins: Hey!
SMG4: So head on over to Shop.SMG4.com, and get your merch now! It would really help support this channel. Merch Fairy AWAY!!!! HEHHEH Weeeeeee!! (He enters the washing machine.)
Toad: ...Okay.
Transcript[]
(Glitch Productions intro.)
(We see a large building with 3 completely black squares with the ”Glitchcon“ name on them on white. After that, the interior is seen with a lot of huge posters which vary from movies to video games. In it, we see many booths. After that, we see Bowser cosplaying as Darth Vader testing a “real” lightsaber on Hagrid. While Winnie-the-Pooh with a clone trooper helmet watches, we change to another booth when we see a red Teletubbie and some text saying “join the tubbie religion.” There, we also see a red individual who is just an extra. We change to another booth called “learn your basics“ in it we see Vegeta alongside Baldi with rules on their hands while Baldi complements Vegeta, we change to another booth called “join the dark side“ in it we see a bit of text saying “we got cookies“ with Emperor Palpatine holding a plate full of cookies and the Cookie Monster is in front of it.)
Cookie Monster: AH COOKIES VERY IMPORTANT TO ME
(We see Luigi cosplaying as Finn from Adventure Time running and stopping in front of some booths, then he turns toward the camera so we can see his face.)
Luigi: WOOOOW! This convention is awesome! Look at all this cool stuff!
Mario: (Runs and stops in front of Luigi.) can Mario go home now? My feet hurt and there are too many weirdos here...
Luigi: They’re not weirdos Mario... ...they’re in costume! It’s called cosplaying! (He turns to a girl with a camera taking pictures.) Look! so am I!
Mario: I’m outta here...
Luigi: Wait, no! Don’t leave Mario!
Luigi: Look at all these awesome booths!
(We see an image the upper parts of some booths one including a huge N64 “N”.)
Luigi: There's something for every kind of Fan
(We see more booths: One where Elmo demands to be tickled, another where Roblox characters are trying to learn how to oof “the right way!", and a fat guy on a booth that says “looking for GF”. It has a bully poster.)
Mario: Do they have a Spaghetti appreciation booth?
Luigi: You never know Mario, they just might. C’mon let’s go check out the Sci-Fi booth! (Luigi runs towards the Bowser booth.)
Mario: Urghhh fine...
(They get to the booth where Bowser is cosplaying as Darth Vader.)
Bowser: Who dare enter my booth!?
Mario: Why are you dressed as a Pokémon Bowser?
Bowser: What!? I’m not a pokemon...
(Mario and Luigi proceed to take some stuff on a nearby table on the booth - Luigi grabs a muscular Yoda action figure while Mario grabs a mini Arwing and a smart bomb from Star Fox.)
Mario: What the hell is this junk? (He kicks the bomb into someone else, making it explode.)
(Luigi opens the door to a blue police box.)
Luigi: Hey Mario look! A Tardis!
Mario: What’d you call me?
(Luigi enters the Tardis.)
Luigi: Hehe, look at me! I’m the Doct- (The Tardis shakes and disappears with Luigi inside.)
Mario: (Blank expression, then he looks somewhere else.) What the hell is that?
(The camera zooms on a lightsaber, which Mario takes and starts to juggle around with it.)
Bowser: Careful! That’s a real lightsab- (Mario opens the lightsaber and the sword goes trough Bowser’s hand. Bowser screams in pain as Mario laughs at him, then in front of some booths close to the Sci-fi booth the Tardis appears back. Luigi comes out of it crawling. Seconds later, we see Tari cosplaying as Link and Meggy passing just in front of Luigi.)
Tari: OOOH LOOK AT THAT!!! OH OH! Isn’t this amazing Meggy?! :D
(Meggy sees a Goomba and a mole with inkling and octoling wigs.)
Meggy: This place is... uhhm... interesting.
Tari: Thanks for coming with me Meggy! I’m too shy to come and cosplay alone.
(Meggy sees a fat guy with in a tutu and a white wig.)
Meggy: uh... oh... no worries Tari... Im always up for new stuff.
(Suddenly, we see another Booth with the name of “Boopkins anime store!”.)
Boopkins: Oh hey guys! Come and check out my anime store! Please, please, please!
(Meggy has horrible flashbacks to "Mario Waits for a Pizza" where Boopkins and Bob forced her to watch anime.)
Tari: (Joyfully.) Oooooooh!
Boopkins: We have everything! Body pillows, cardboard cut outs, figurines, anime dvds, and my original manga! (His "manga" shows a poorly badly drawn Miku.) Only $9.95.
Meggy: hehe no thanks. We are gonna go check out the rest of the conven-
(Tari goes to check out the anime store.)
Tari: OH MY GOD! Oh! Oh! Oooooooh!
Meggy: (Groans.)
Tari: (Shows a figurine of Toshinori Yagi in front of Meggy.) Meggy! Check it out! THEY HAVE BOKU NO HERO MERCH!!!
Meggy: uh... that’s cool?
Boopkins: (Shows Meggy a Solid Snake body pillow.) May I interest you in a body pillow?
Meggy: WHAT?!!
(It cuts back to the Mario brothers, Luigi is holing a Yoda doll.)
Luigi: Yaay, Mario do you like my Yoda doll? :D
Mario: Ugh... isn’t there anything fun to do here?!
(Mario sees SMG4 waking inside a booth, so he follows him.)
Mario: SMG4! My homie!
SMG4: oh hello there, I see you are interested in my booth!! :D, Well welcome to my tabletop gaming paradise!!!
(SMG4 shows that he only has Birdo on his booth.)
Birdo: I am lonely!
Mario: Hell no! You are not wasting Mario’s time...
Luigi: Can we play a game of Warhammer 40k?
Mario: LUIGI!!! NOOOOOOOO!
SMG4: Alright!
(SMG4 takes them to a table where he shows the box for the game.)
Luigi: Yaaay!!!
Mario: Mama F***er!
(Cuts back to Meggy and Tari. They are on a Spider-Man/Comic Book themed booth where Tari is trying to aim a basket ball to go trough the loop, but fails, even knocking one of the Spider-Man figures off the hoop.)
Meggy: Like this! (She shows the way to throw the ball.)
(Tari becomes determined and throws the ball. She still misses and the ball hits Meggy's face.)
Tari: OH MY GOSH! I’m so so so so so sorry! :(
Meggy: hehe... it’s fine Tari.
Tari: Hehe... (She smiles, but then she hears some crowd cheering.) Huh?
(We see a large crowd at “Celebrity meet ups”.)
Tari: Huh? What‘s all the excitement for? (She sees Hideo Kojima in the middle of the crowd.) WOOOOOW! ITS HIDEO KOJIMMMA!!!
Meggy: Hideo...wha?
Tari: HE MADE THE METAL GEAR SOLID SERIES!!!
Meggy: Uhh... I love that... anime... too...
Tari: Aww... there are too many people here, I’ll never be able to say hi to him
Meggy: Don't worry Tari, I’ll bring him over! (She sprints to Kojima.)
(We cut back to Mario and Luigi.)
Mario: Mama-Mia... remember me to never play board games with you...
Luigi: Oh come on, Mario! Cheer up bro! (He also sees Hideo Kojima.) OH MY GOD! MARIO! DO YOU KNOW WHO THAT IS?!
Mario: An Asian.
Luigi: Mario you got to help get his autograph!
(Mario is suddenly sleeping on a bed.)
Luigi: If you help me, I promise we’ll look for the Spaghetti booth!
(Mario wakes up.)
Mario: Oooooh. *he rapidly goes to the crowd*
(Meggy is jumping on the crowd while Mario is running them over with his kart. Both get to Kojima at the same time.)
Mario: Mr. Asian Guy!
Meggy: Mr. Hideo!
(Mario and Meggy look at each other angrily.)
Meggy: Hey... Mario. I was just about to talk to Mr. Hideo...
Mario: oh what a coincidence.... me too...
(Dramatic zoom between Meggy, Mario, and even Kojima. Mario and Meggy fight by pulling his arms.)
(We go back to Tari looking at the crowd without knowing what’s happening.)
Tari: oh! I can’t wait to meet mr Kojima- OOOoooo! What’s that over there?!!! (She goes to check out something off screen.)
(Mario wins the fight and gets Kojima first.)
Mario: Haha! Okay Mr. Asian guy you need to come see Luigi! He’s a bit of a loser but please come! We need to look for the-
(Kojima pulls out a T-Pose Shroom.)
Mario: Hmmm?
Meggy: MARIO WATCH OUT! (She pushes him out of the way, and she gets infected. The crowd center then explodes, triggering an alarm.)
Mario: M-Meggy!?! (He looks for her in the crowd and finds her T-Posing.) oh no... you’re a T-Pose Zombie!!!
(Kojima laughs then reveals himself as Waluigi. The crowd runs away in terror.)
Mario: WALUIGI!? it’s a good thing Mario has... THIS! (He pulls out a green mushroom and throws it at Meggy, but it doesn’t work.)
Waluigi: (Laughing.) FOOL!!!! My powers are stronger than ever... THERE IS NO CURE!
Mario: N-no cure!?
(Waluigi shoots out lightning that turns everyone else remaining in the convention into T-pose zombies. Luigi saves Mario.)
Luigi: LETS GET OUT OF HERE MARIO!!!!
Mario: B-but...
Fishy Boopkins: May i interest you guys in a...
(The lightning almost gets Fishy Boopkins,)
Fishy Boopkins: Ahhh! Noo (But he dodges and runs out,)
Fishy Boopkins: Oh are you ok, baby? (but not before putting the body pillow that fell back into place.)
Fishy Boopkins: Oh there you go. (Screams again)
Bowser: (Screaming) (Bowser tries to fight the lightning with his lightsaber, but still becomes a t-pose zombie.)
Shroomy: Oh, so that's how they do tha- (Shroomy and the Robloxians get hit and turn into T-pose zombies. Morshu from the Zelda Cd-I games also got zapped.)
SMG4: WHAT DA HELL IS GOING ON!?
Fishy Boopkins: (Running.) It’s a Waluigi apocalypse!
(SMG4 runs off with Mario, Luigi, and Fishy Boopkins.)
Mario: THERE’S THE EXIT!
Waluigi: Where do you think you are going?! (He shoots lightning in their direction, which hits Luigi.)
SMG4: Hey! No time to stop! We have to get out of here!!!
Mario: (Running while looking back.) Luigi... Meggy... Mario will be back for you all!
(Later that day, we see Tari getting out of a bargain bin.)
Tari: (Gasp.) ooh well that took forever, but I finally found it! A rare wizard duck, and at 50% off too! (She looks up and sees that it’s night.) Man, It‘s night? How long was I in for?
(She wonders around the abandoned Convention hall, but then she hears Waluigi’s laugh. She hides behind some boxes. She sees Waluigi sitting on a floating chair with an army of T-posing zombies. Tari then sees Meggy as a T-pose zombie.)
Tari: Oh, no! Meggy!?
Waluigi: It is time my minions! The world will FINALLY know what it feels like to be rejected. Everyone will know... WALUIGI!
???: STOP!!!
(Waluigi turns around in confusion and sees Master Hand.)
Waluigi: Master Hand!?
Master Hand: I've come to put an end to this nonsense!
Waluigi: ...WAHAHAHAHAHA!
Master Hand: ENOUGH OF THIS!
Waluigi: Oh I've been holding back using this power. I'm so happy I finally get to use it.
(Master Hand flies towards him, but Waluigi forces him to a stop. He then makes Master Hand move painfully.)
Waluigi: Master Hand, who is your master?
Master Hand: Y-You are... Waluigi...
Waluigi: With the power of mind control... I am now unstoppable!
(It then shows Tari looking at the scene in terror with tears in her eyes, and clutching her duck.)
(Credits roll.)