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The Mario Hustle is the twenty-ninth episode of Season 8 and the four hundred and thirtieth overall to be uploaded on the SMG4 channel.
This episode was aired on July 21st, 2018.
Synopsis
Mario and friends try to earn money to save SMG4 from becoming a hobo. Each of their methods are... creative.
Plot
In Aubergine Central Park in Mushroom City where everyone doing their hobbies, such as Bowser reads a book that explained how to steal the princess, Luigi plays a video game on Nintendo 3DS and asking Saiko to play but Saiko refuses, Meggy and Mario play soccer and Boopkins was sitting near Bob doing nothing while the latter asked for donations to his "imaginary" children.
Suddenly SMG4 arrived in a truck and he tells everyone about his big problem, much to Luigi's panic. Bob asked if it was to hide a corpse which he claimed he was an expert at, but SMG4 replied it was even worse. He unloaded the truck to reveal a huge pile of rocks and exclaimed that he accidentally bought the entire pile, causing everyone to stare in confusion with Bowser even wondering how was that even possible. SMG4 then told that Wario and Waluigi were doing a scam where they claimed that the rocks were magical and SMG4 somehow fell for the scam and bought a million of the rocks, which didn't even work well. Saiko then sighed as his mistake, stating it was painful to be alive, while Meggy wondered how dumb SMG4 could possibly be.
He then requested that they helped him sell the rocks or he would be a hobo. Boopkins indicated that they should help him while Bob wanted something in return for selling the rocks. SMG4 said that they would get his love, to which Meggy was grossed out, Luigi refused, Bowser growled, Saiko considered it, Bob told him to piss off, Mario threw up, and Boopkins loved the idea. SMG4 then offered to instead give a shout out to the person who sold the most rocks on Twitter. That worked and the whole gang was soon selling the rocks.
Bowser's method
At New Exton office building, Bowser tries to convince some investors, a businesswoman, a businessman Scout, and a businessman Heavy, that if they followed with his plans, they would reap in profits. That was failing with the businesswoman faints and Heavy even commented on how he wanted to die as he is aiming a gun at his head. Realizing that his attempts to convince others were proving unsuccessful, Bowser came up with a different plan. He would sell the rocks as Chicken Nugget Rocks for $10 and dress up in a chicken nugget costume, which caused the investors to take interest and they unanimously gave Bowser money.
Bob's method
In an alleyway, Bob could be seen waiting for someone to come along, who so happened to be Wheelchair Koopa. He tried to get the Koopa's attention into buying some magical rocks but he was not interested. Bob then told him that the rocks could heal broken legs, which piqued the Koopa into seeing if it was true. Bob quickly made up a chant which made the gullible Koopa believe he could now walk on his legs but it naturally failed and now Wheelchair Koopa was lying unconscious. Bob then exclaimed that he must have stage 4 broken legs and needed to purchase the advanced DLC for $500 plus a $60 monthly subscription. Since Wheelchair Koopa did not reply, Bob proceeded to take his money and leave the rock there before leaving him be.
Boopkins's method
Boopkins made a mid-90's aesthetic like commercial selling the rocks as the Boopkins rock for $59.99. He had a satisfied customer, Toad, on the commercial explaining how the Boopkins rock changed his life forever, which he did by throwing it at his wife, Toadette, to shut her up. Boopkins also made a special deal where if they bought 3 rocks, they could get another one for free and begged people to go and buy the rocks.
Meggy's method
In Aubergine Central Park, Meggy explains to the crowd consisting of a Monty Mole, a Koopa, a Goomba, Shroomy, and Toadsworth about a new revolutionary invention that would change history. Toadsworth asked if it would cure his back pain but Meggy responded it was not its purpose as it could do something even cooler. Apparently, the invention was using the rock as a multi-purpose sports equipment.
She showed what sports it could be used in, which did well as a shot put, a hockey puck, and ice skating shoes. However, it failed at bowling due to being not round enough, at baseball due to it smashing through the baseball bat, and at soccer due to Meggy injuring her foot her she tried to kick the rock. Boxing is unknown, but presumed to be successful, as Little Mac just gave up when he saw her wear the rocks as boxing gloves. The crowd was happy and were eager to buy them.
Luigi's method
Luigi attemps to sell the rocks as a new ice cream flavor, The kids, a Monty Mole, Bowser Jr., Baby Rosalina, and Baby Mario, all gathered around him for their ice cream but when Luigi said to get it while it was hot, they got suspicious, as the ice cream was not supposed to be hot. Luigi tried to convince the kids that it was tasty by eating one, saying it was earth flavored. The kids were staring, bewildered at his stupidity when suddenly, Luigi started choking on the rock and dies from asphyxiation. The kids, however, saw it as proof of how delicious the new ice cream would be, cheered Luigi for testing the new flavor, and paid him.
Saiko's method
At the apartment, Saiko carries the rocks in a suitcase when she bypassed a Monty Mole. It questioned what was in the suitcase, only for Saiko to get angry at it and say it was only a pile of rocks, scaring it away. Once she was done, she turned to see a door and knocked on it. SMG3 opened it to see who was it but when he saw Saiko trying to sell something, he slammed the door on her. That only caused her to make a hole in the door.
He rudely told her he did not want what she was selling and to get lost, before boarding up the hole. As he went back into his house, she burst through the door, knocking him down and holding him by his throat. He finally gave in and asked what was for sale, which Saiko happily showed the rocks she was selling. That only caused him to laugh at her, which she countered by told that because SMG4 bought a million rocks from Wario and Waluigi, he was way cooler than he was. Naturally, this was a challenge to SMG3, and he bought two million of them.
Mario's method
Mario tried selling the rocks on the streets but even after a day passed, no one wanted to buy them. He even tried going to nearby passersby including a Wii Fit Trainer and the fish person, but he just scared them off. Mario then had an idea. He threw Frankie to the building's roofs along with some speakers before having him sing Star Spangled Banner. Frankie did so with horrible chords, causing a huge crowd of angry people to come by to get him to stop him singing, which included Martin Luther King, Jr., Goofy, and Hideo Kojima. Mario then advertised the rocks as a way to show their anger for $5, which the crowd happily took the offer to stop Frankie from singing any further.
Epilogue
The hustlers returned to the meeting place at the beginning with their cash to see SMG4 had become a hobo who made friends with a rock called Hubert. He and Hubert started kissing, much to the disgust of both Mario and Meggy. Suddenly, the money was dropped near SMG4, surprising him. He exclaimed how the cast did it before taking the money into a truck, not even bothering to thank them. Both Bob and Mario wanted to be rewarded but SMG4 replied that it was his rocks so all the money belonged to him.
While driving away, the truck hit one of the spare rocks and caused SMG4 to fall out of the truck, and the vehicle to fly into the air to be destroyed by a passing airplane. SMG4 then cried with horror as he was once again a hobo and was comforted by Hubert while everyone else walked away extremely grossed wondering what was SMG4 doing with his life, ending the episode.
The credits show a twitter post of SMG4 congratulating Saiko for selling 2 million rocks to SMG3.
Characters
Main Characters
Supporting Characters
Minor Characters
Cameos
- Wario flashback
- Waluigi flashback
- Toad
- Toadette
- Goomba
- Monty Mole
- Shroomy
- Toadsworth
- Little Mac
- Blooper
- Bob-omb
- Swooper
- Koopa Troopa
- Baby Mario
- Bowser Jr.
- Baby Rosalina
- Screaming Sun
- Angry Moon
- Wii Fit Trainer
- Goofy
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
- Hideo Kojima
- Jeff the Killer
- Unnamed fish
Mentioned
- Peach Toadstool indirectly on book
Continuity
- DerpTV: Mushroom Kingdom's Got Talent:
- SMG4: Detective Mario & Pikachu: Luigi also worked as an ice cream man in that episode.
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Deaths
- Toad throws a rock at Toadette.
- The Wheelchair Koopa presumably dies after failing to stand up, though he appears in later episodes.
- Luigi dies from asphyxiation when he chokes on a rock. (later he survived at the end)
- Angry mobs; along with Martin Luther King Jr., Goofy and Hideo Kojima throw rocks at Frankie.
DEATH COUNT: 2 (3 if Wheelchair Koopa counted)
Trivia
- This is the second time Meggy and Saiko are in an episode together. The first time was in SMG4: Final Fantasy Mario.
- Meggy is back to her uniform from SMG4: Mario University.
- This is the third time SMG4 references the infamous Mario x Meggy ship with them staring at each other shocked as SMG4 kissed his rock Hubert.
- This is the second time SMG4 ditches the gang the first was in SMG4: High School Mario.
- When Boopkins sells his pile of rocks, he makes a face at 4:29, being a reference to the TheOdd1sOut's Boopkins drawing from SMG4: War of the Fat Italians 2017.
- This is the first non-cameo appearance of SMG3 since SMG4: If Mario Was In... Kirby Star Allies.
- After a long absence, Bowser finally sings his famous Chicken Nugget Song.
- This is the second time the Team Fortress business appear, the first being in If Mario Ran Nintendo.
- This is the second time Meggy appears in sports, the first being in SMG4: Stupid Mario Sports Mix.
- This episode shows that SMG3 still has a strict rivalry with SMG4.
- This is the third time someone ditches the SMG4 characters, the first was SMG4 and then Peach.
- This is the second appearance of the SM64 Bob Bobowski model. The first was in SMG4: Mario Battle Royale.
- It is unknown how Saiko sold 2 million rocks even though SMG4 had only one million to sell. It is possible she found extra.
- SMG4 could have tried selling the rocks to Fishy Boopkins, since he has a ravenous appetite for rocks.
- As such it is interesting that Boopkins didn't try to eat said rocks during his sales pitch, as in SMG4: Mario University he is unable to resist eating them, even when threatened.
- Most of the gang used scamming methods of rock selling, similar to the one used by Wario and Waluigi at the beginning. The only ones who didn't were:
- Saiko, who simply told SMG3 that SMG4 bought 1 million.
- Ironically, Mario had one of the smartest ideas for rock selling, and one of the few that weren't a scam: simply using them as throwing rocks.
- Boopkins, who simply advertised it as a rock, with it's use being throwing. This was similar to Mario's method, only more formal.
- Meggy's is debatable, since while rocks aren't used conventionally in sports, many of her suggestions are feasible, and actually smart.
- This was the first episode where the outro theme was altered to be in higher quality. This higher quality version would then go on to be used in most videos to this day.
- This was the last SMG4 video before the introduction of Arcs.
Music Used
- 00:07 - Toad Town, Paper Mario
- 00:31 - Boss, Super Mario Bros. 2
- 01:02 - (Sad music in c-minor when SMG4 opens tale)
- 01:08 - Sky Mall, Vulfpeck
- 01:19 - Jungle Adventure, Mario Party
- 01:51 - (Enthusiastic jingle when SMG4 offers Twitter post)
- 02:21 - Chicken Nuggets Song, Nick Bean
- 02:34 - (Stealthy music in c-minor when Koopa in wheelchar approaches)*
- 03:47 - Whales, Hail Mary Mallon
- 03:51 - (Sad music in c-minor)
- 03:59 - Sky Mall, Vulfpeck
- 04:23 - Wii Shop Bling V2, Toonlink
- 04:36 - No One Cares – Shitty Flute / Recorder, Hernán Seoane; Andreas Georgiou
- 04:47 - March Ahead, Paper Mario
- 05:09 - Let You Go, Sebastian Forslund (Conditional)
- 05:48 - Mini-Game Park, Mario Party 2
- 06:00 - The Ice Cream Truck Song, Kylergillespie
- 06:52 - Goldenrod City, Pokemon Heart Gold and Soul Silver
- 07:31 - Tubba Blubba’s Castle, Paper Mario
- 08:05 - Goomba Village, Paper Mario
- 08:25 - Options Mode, Mario Party 6
- 08:54 - Toad sings the American National Anthem, Flaccid Love Club
- 09:24 - Main Theme, The Price Is Right
- 09:27 - Take Me To Partytown, Mario Party 7
- 09:41 - Sincerely Abbey, Semaj The Poet
- 10:04 - (Happy song in D B Major from SMG4: Detective Mario & Pikachu at 11:30)
- 10:11 - Options House, Mario Party
- 10:47 - All-Star Rest Area, Super Smash Bros Melee
References
- American Hustle: The episode itself and its title are parody of this 2013 black comedy crime film directed by David O. Russell; starring Christian Bale, Bradley Cooper, Amy Adams, Jeremy Renner and Jennifer Lawrence and produced by Columbia Pictures, Atlas Entertainment and Annapurna Pictures.
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