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This is the transcript for SMG4: The Melancholy of Fishy Boopkins by SMG4.
Meta Runner + Christmas Shirts Promos[]
Luke: Hey, everybody! Just before we start the video, we're gonna have a quick announcement.
Kevin: We just announced our new 3D animated series, Meta Runner, featuring a little someone you might know as Tari. The trailer for that, you can check out in the description below.
Luke: And also, before we go, make sure to check out the limited edition Christmas shirts on the SMG4 merch shop at shop.SMG4.com.
Kevin: Links are also in the description. Without further ado, Luke?
Luke: IT IS TIME FOR THE MEMES! OHHHH! I'M TRANSCENDING HERE! OHHH!! (He pretends to be floating high into the air by standing on the couch.)
Scene 1[]
(Boopkins is sitting somberly on a bench, letting his ice cream fall from its cone.)
Fishy Boopkins: Oooh...
(SMG4 walks by.)
SMG4: Hey Boopkins, What's wrong? Why the long face?
Fishy Boopkins: What? Oh, nothing.
SMG4: Uhh... Why don't you go and watch some anime? That'll cheer you up!
Fishy Boopkins: No, I don't want to watch anime right now.
SMG4: NANI?! AWWWWWW, HEEEEEEEEEL NOOOO!!! (He walks backwards into the castle, where is everyone is about to play...)
TV: Super Smash Each Other in the Ass Brothers: Ultimate!
Bowser: What the hell is-
Shroomy: (Notices SMG4) Oh! Hey, SMG4, bud. What's going on? Something on your mind?
SMG4: Boopkins... just said.... he's too sad to watch anime....
(Everyone is shocked.)
Luigi: Oh... I think I know whats making him sad-
Meggy: We gotta make him feel better!
SMG4: But...how?
Mario: We should give him spaghetti! That always makes me feel better!
Bowser: Oh, my god, that's awes-.....What, no that's a horrible idea! We should bake him a cake!
Tari: How about we play a game of Smash each other in the ass ultimate!?
Shroomy: How about I shoot him with my Hi-Voltage Impact Laser Cannon? Heh heh, just kidding... sort of...
(Everyone argues.)
SMG4: WILL YOU SHUT UP?!
(Everyone stops fighting.)
SMG4: Why don't each of you try cheer him up by yourselves???
Scene 2[]
(Back outside...)
Dr. Mario: HMMMMMMMMM...
Fishy Boopkins: Huh? What? WHAT?!
("Dr." Mario picks up the bench and hurls it into the castle, taking Boopkins with it.)
Dr. Mario: Tell Dr Mario why you're sad.
Fishy Boopkins: No! I don't wanna talk about it!
Dr. Mario: I diagnose you with aids. (Pulls out a buzz saw and chainsaw) We're gonna have to cut you open and take it out.
Fishy Boopkins: Ahh!
Dr. Mario: GIMME DAT BUTT
(Boopkins screams as he runs past Peach.)
Dr. Mario: GIMME DAT BU- (He's confronted by a very unhappy princess.) Uh, I can explain. (Peach smacks him into the Wet-Dry World painting.)
Scene 3[]
Luigi: Hold still...almost done...and...perfect!!!
(Luigi has dressed up an angry Toad as Bob.)
Toad: ...Why do I have to say sorry dressed as Bob again?
Luigi: Dont worry about the small details. Just go say sorry to him ok?
Toad: You're lucky you're paying me fat stacks of cash for this...
Fishy Boopkins: (Runs downstairs) Huh! Huh! Huh!
Luigi: WAH! GO!
Fishy Boopkins: Oooh. What! Bob, is that you?
Toad: Sure.
Fishy Boopkins: I'm so sorry, Bob. Please give me another chance to be your friend.
Toad: Sure.
Fishy Boopkins: YIPPEEEEEE! Thank you! Thank you! So much!
Toad: Can't....breathe.... (His mask falls off.)
Fishy Boopkins: Huh? Bob? Oh no, your head fell off! Let me get that for you! Here you go. Huh Bob? Are you ok? NOOOOOOOOO! I KILLED BOB! OH NO I'M A MURDERER!
Luigi: WAH!
Fishy Boopkins: We never had the chance to watch my favorite anime....
Luigi: uh don't worry, you didn't kill bob, you killed Toad! So it's all ok!! (Picks Toad up) And don't worry, I'll take Toad to the best doctor on the planet!
Dr. Mario: That's me! (Luigi carries Toad to the "doctor".)
Fishy Boopkins: Awww, that wasn't Bob? Ohhhh...
(SMG4 hops down.)
SMG4: Wassup!
Fishy Boopkins: SMG4? What are you doing here?!
SMG4: You're lucky you know the most funniest boi in the world! Cause all you need is a few good laughs! (He carries Boopkins up to his computer room.) I worked really hard on something just for you and it's... MEMES. SO ARE YOU READY?!
Fishy Boopkins: Uh, yes?
SMG4: Let's do this! (He brings up a video.)
SMG4: (On video) Welcome to the rice field! (He jumps down onto solid ground, hurting himself.)
FIN
SMG4: It's a masterpiece!
Fishy Boopkins: What?
SMG4: WHAT!? HOW DID YOU NOT FIND THAT FUNNY?! (He runs to his box of meme (You touch it, and he cuts you!) and rummages around before pulling out Baldi, a dabbing Robloxian, and Pingas.) C'MON LAUGH!!! LAUGH AT THE FUNNY MEME!!!!!!!!
Fishy Boopkins: (Crying) You're scaring me!
SMG4: Looks like I have no other choice... (He goes to his chest and pulls out another, smaller chest.)
Fishy Boopkins: What? What's that?!
SMG4: Oh just the most cancerous memes that exist. All the kids are into it these days! (He opens the chest to a whole barrage of memes.)
Bowser: (Walks in) Hey boopkins, I've cooked some nice rocks for y- (Bowser gets caught by the memes and taken back into the chest.)
SMG4: Well? Didn't I tell ya? Isn't it great?! (Boopkins has jumped out of the window.)
Scene 4[]
(Boopkins is laying depressingly on the grass.)
Fishy Boopkins: Oh man! Wherever I look, all I see is Bob. (The clouds above take the shapes of Bob.) Hmmmm... Huh? What's that? (The Shroominator appears.) OH MY GOD!
Shroomy: (Lands) Howdy! how did it go for you mate? well don't worry. The Shroominator is here to make you feel Better.
Fishy Boopkins: Why does everyone want to make me feel better? I just wanna be left alone!
Shroomy: Giddyup!
Fishy Boopkins: AH! What are you doing?!
Shroomy: I'm gonna turn that frown upside down!
Fishy Boopkins: No! please don't!
Shroomy: Alright, 3,2,1, GO! (He takes off into the sky with Boopkins in his hands.) Nothing better than a flight around the world to cheer someone up!
Fishy Boopkins: PUT ME DOWN!!!
Shroomy: I say, this is good fun!
Fishy Boopkins: Please, Shroomy, no more!
Shroomy: OK, I'll return to the land now... AT SUPER SONIC SPEED!!!
Fishy Boopkins: Wait, what!?
(They fly downwards at supersonic speed.)
Shroomy: Yeaaaah Boiiiii!
Fishy Boopkins: Aaaaaaah!!!!!
Shroomy: Yeahhhh! (They finally land.) ! Hope that you had lots of fun.
Fishy Boopkins: No!
Scene 5[]
(At his home, Boopkins is watching a Bob commercial on television.)
Fishy Boopkins: Ohhh, nooo...
(Suddenly, a hook grabs him.)
Fishy Boopkins: Oooh! Noooo! Aaaaah! What's going on?
(He gets reeled in by Saiko, Tari and Meggy.)
Meggy: Hey! We got a surprise for you! Are you ready?!
Fishy Boopkins: AH! Help! Kidnapping! Help!
Tari: It was Saiko's idea actually, hehe...
Saiko: (Kicks Tari) I told you not to tell him!!!
Fishy Boopkins: Huh, Surpise?
Scene 6[]
(That "surprise" is a trip to Bob's concert.)
Bob: (Rapping) Nachos, nachos, nachos! Nachos, bitches, hell ya!
(This doesn't help. At all.)
Fishy Boopkins: Ohhhh man!
Tari: Wow... Bob's career really took off!
Saiko: Woah...look at all this attention that Bob’s getting!....
Meggy: We know how good friends you and Bob are so... We thought we'd take you to one of his concerts!
Fishy Boopkins: You guys shouldn’t have taking me here!
Saiko: Uh, you're welcome!
(Boopkins starts crying.)
Saiko: Wow, what an asshole!
Bob: Nachos, nachos, nachos! Thank you, my fans! Yes, I know I'm the sexiest! I need more fans, though. So that's why I have presents for all of you!
(He pushes a button, and Bob merchandise rains down from a blimp. Saiko catches a Bob balloon, while a Bob body pillow lands on Meggy, to her horror.)
Bob: Just hide these posters and balloons wherever you can so more people watch me! Oh, yeah! I'm also looking to buy some friends! If you want to be my friend, I have money and fame!
Saiko: (Fascinated) Hey uh...Why don't you guys go find Boopkins...I have to go uh....umm...Yeah... (She runs off.)
Bob: Wow! Look at all these friends! I'm popular, bitches!
Scene 7[]
(Meggy and Tari are out looking for Boopkins.)
Tari: BOOPKINS!
Fishy Boopkins: Go away! I'm in my sad corner right now! Leave me alone!
(Tari nudges Meggy.)
Meggy: Sigh... I can’t believe I have to resort to this... (She whispers into Boopkins' ear.)
Fishy Boopkins: Wait! Really!
(Meggy slowly nods. Whatever she said, she's clearly not looking forward to it.)
Fishy Boopkins: Yaaaaaa-
Scene 8[]
Fishy Boopkins: -aaaaaay!!
(Meggy and Tari have taken Boopkins to a maid cafe.)
Fishy Boopkins: Thank you so much, guys! I always wanted to go to a maid cafe! (He runs off as Carl Wheezer in a tutu goes to their table.)
Carl: Are you going to finish that croissant?
Tari: (Watching Boopkins happy again) I'm glad we could cheer him up in the end. Even if it's for a little bit.
Meggy: I'm gonna need so much therapy after this...
Tari: Aww c'mon Meggy. Look how cute some of these maid costume are!
(Heavy dances by.)
Heavy: Heavy is pretty princess! (Meggy faints upon this freaky sight.)
(Credits roll.)