SMG4: The New Smash Bros

SMG4: The New Smash Bros is a blooper uploaded on June 9th, 2018.

Synopsis

The new Smash Bros is arriving and there are a ton of new game modes in store...

Plot

The blooper starts in the Battlefield from Super Smash Bros. for Wii U/3DS with Mario, Link, Captain Falcon and the Villager ready for a brawl. But to their surprise, there is no countdown. This causes them to wonder where Master Hand is, as he usually does it. Suddenly, a portal in the air appears and out comes not Master Hand, but instead Crazy Hand. When asked about what happened to Master Hand, he replies by saying he has contracted a case of arthritis and is unable to host Smash Bros. Crazy Hand then opens up another portal, which sucks all of the fighters into a realm of his creation to play the new game modes, only they're unfair and made to just trash any contestant who accepts, all for Crazy Hand's enjoyment.

1 MILLION MAN MELEE

Crazy Hand pits Luigi against an entire army of Teletubbies, but instead of fighting them, Luigi runs away scared with the Teletubbie army chasing after him. Luigi then finds a Smash Ball and uses it to summon thousands of Weegee dolls from the sky. However, the move proves completely harmless and as a result, a Teletubby shoots Luigi with a bow and arrow.

Smashbasketball

Bob is put in a challenge of basketball with Fishy Boopkins as the ball. After a successful strike, Bob declares himself the king of the game, only to be pitted against professional basketball player Michael Jordan. He is beaten with zero effort with a shot so powerful that Boopkins literally catches on fire and it destroys the hoop.

Targets Break You

Crazy Hand puts a twist to the iconic challenge "Break The Targets" by making the targets into monsters with targets for heads. After one of them attacks Toad as a example of how the game mode works out, Crazy Hand says "BEGIN!". Unfortunately, most of the challengers are eliminated while others escape.

Sandbag's REVENGE

Another twist of the iconic "Home-Run Contest". Sandbag (who's using a giant mecha suit) pummels Bowser into submission before knocking him out of the stadium with the Home Run Bat. Crazy Hand then gives Sandbag a score of 10.

Coin Battle - illegal Edition

Wario and Waluigi robbed a safe and must protect their money from the police. Crazy, at first thinks he's gone way too far after seeing the Wario Bros. cornered, but after they turn the tables and retaliate, Crazy decides it's all good.

ADVENTURE MODE but all the enemies are replaced with Japanese mafia

Mario is put in a different version of Adventure Mode which is the same, except that all enemies are replaced with, exactly as the title says, Japanese criminals. Mario successfully overcomes them and hides in a pipe, but discovers that the underground is filled with mobsters too. As Mario screams in fear of dying, Crazy Hand simply laughs until the Master Hand (in a wheelchair) shows up and pummels him. It is also revealed that Crazy Hand is Master Hand's brother. Master Hand apologizes to Mario for his sibling making him and his friends go through such insane challenges and says has healed enough to resume hosting Smash, and says it's time for some fair game modes, with Mario agreeing.

Vs. Master hand. (Except he's overpowered cause he's sick)

Mario is prepared to fight Master Hand at Final Destination, but it turns out that Master Hand is equipped with various gadgets to his advantage on account of him still being sick. Annoyed with how "fair" Master Hand truly is, Mario jumps off the arena and self-destructs.

Characters

Major Characters

• Mario
• Crazy Hand
• Luigi
• Bob
• Fishy Boopkins
• Toad
• Wario
• Waluigi

Minor Characters

• SMG4
• Teletubbies
• Luigi Dolls
• Sandbag
• Michael Jordan
• Target Monsters
• Counter-Terrorist soldiers
• Kazuma Kiryu
• Hideo Kojima
• Master Hand

Cameos

• Captain Falcon
• Link
• Female Villager
• Toad
• Ness
• Lucas
• Mr. Game & Watch
• Olimar
• Pikachu
• Pikmin (as targets in the Target Smash segment)
• Little Mac
• Doc Louis debut
• King Bob-omb
• Monty Mole
• Koopa Troopa
• Goomba
• Snowmen
• Piranha Plant (as costume)

Trivia

• The Villager is wearing his alternate costume from Super Smash Bros. for Wii U/3DS in this video.
• The Japanese gangsters that appear in Adventure Mode are duplicates of Kazuma Kiryu from the Yakuza series of video games.
• Funnilly enough, despite this video being based around the game modes of the series, when Super Smash Bros. Ultimate was released, it had a almost total lack of modes (which were later added in future updates).
• This video (probably) caused much negative emotion as it was uploaded when people expected it to be SMG4's 2 MILLION FAN COLLABERATION SPECIAL! (SSENMODNAR).

Music Used

• 00:00 - (quiet guitar when SMG4 mentions USA tour again)
• 00:29 - (rising tone when SMG4 questions)
• 00:35 - (dramatic sting for SMG4-Ception)
• 00:43 - C’mon and Ride The Smash Hype Train; BotanicSage
• 01:12 - Unfounded Revenge / Smashing Song of Praise; Super Smash Bros. Brawl
• 01:37 - Chain Chomp Rage; Mario Party 5
• 02:17 - (grand music in e minor when Teletubby Army Appears)
• 02:57 - (music when Teletubbies charge)
• 03:39 - O Fortuna (Carmina Burana); Carl Orff
• 04:05 - (happy music in G Major when Bob appears)
• 04:38 - (rock music when Bob scores a three-pointer)
• 04:46 - (dramatic music when challenger appears)
• 04:51 - Chaccarron; El Mumbo
• 05:07 - (comedic music in C Major when Bob loses Boopkins)
• 05:23 - Ballpark Charge (example); Anthony Ouradnik
• 05:44 - Bonus Stage; Super Smash Bros. 64
• 06:11 - Roughness 2; Anders Bothén
• 06:58 - (happy music in F major when Olimar attempts to summon ‘Pikmin’)
• 07:10 - Title Part 1; Mike Tyson’s Punch-Out!!
• 07:28 - Title Screen; Punch-Out!! for Wii
• 07:35 - Ballpark Charge (another example); Anthony Ouradnik
• 07:41 - (Happy song in D b Major when Bowser waits)
• 08:06 - (funk song in c minor when Sandbag warms up)
• 08:28 - (happy song when Crazy Hand approves)
• 08:38 - Mushroom Bank; Mario Party
• 08:53 - The Stolen Star; Mario Party
• 09:03 - Green Greens; Super Smash Bros. Melee
• 09:34 - Apple Kid’s Theme; Earthbound
• 09:42 - Here’s Some Weapons; Super Mario RPG
• 10:01 - (electro music when Mario runs)
• 10:24 - Main Theme; Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker