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This page is the transcript for SMG4: The Other Universe.
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(Raid Shadow Legends sponsor segment)
(SMG4 intro plays)
(Coming off of the previous video's ending, we see SMG1 and SMG2's former USB completely wrecked inside...)
SMG4: Whoa...something big happened here...
(Mario grabs a book but it glitches him out and causes his hands to shrink.)
Mario: Ooh....
(SMG4 and Mario run into the console room.)
SMG4: We're finally here...hopefully this thing has answers...
(The duo approach the console.)
Mario: Allow me!
(Mario gets ass naked and starts pushing random buttons on the console, before the monitor drops down and knocks him off...)
Monitor: (LOADING FIRST MEMORY)
(The monitor shows the logo of a kiddie game by the name of "Spudnick's Great Adventure", accompanied by a familiar but somewhat different looking creature...)
Mario: Hey! Isn't that SMG2? But...red?...
SMG4: Maybe that's their avatar? Maybe all SMGs and their avatars look the same! Except for SMG1...he looks like he got squished in an accident.
Mario: I dunno, you hella ugly compared to me!
Monitor: (BEGINNING MEMORY PLAYBACK)
SMG4: wat?
(The monitor jacks into Mario and SMG4's brains and throws them into the memories of SMG1 and SMG2...)
(We see the red SMG2-looking creature in what appears to be a point-and-click adventure game. The mouse pointer clicks on the skeleton dude sitting by a jar of balls, causing the red creature to head towards it...)
Spudnick: HIIII! I'M LOOKING FOR MAH FAVOURITE TEDDY BEAR!
Skeleton: (papyrus noises and trumpet doot)
Spudnick: What'd you say about mah momma???
(Spudnick whips out a blaster gun and prepares to kill the skeleton dude, as Mario and SMG4 arrive in the memories as transparent figures...)
Mario: WAH!!! DID WE DIE!?
SMG4: No...I think the USB is trying to show us something!
(Spudnick starts stupidly singing Megalovania...not unlike something Mario would do...)
Mario: Wow, that red SMG2 has very high IQ!
(A portal opens, and out comes SMG2...)
SMG2: Spudnick! There you are! What are you doing?
Spudnik: C O C K A N D B A L L T O R T U R E
SMG2: Oh that's cool! Come on! Let's go look for your teddy bear! It's WACKY ADVENTURE TIME!!!
Mario: HEYYYYY!! SMG2!! LOOK UP HERE!!
(The scene cuts to a nearby city...)
Henry Stickman: (talking to Meat Boy) I know damn well you can label jacking off a sport!!!
(A living teddy bear crashes into Henry and Meat Boy, as SMG1 chases after it...)
Skid and Pump: (arriving from a portal) Spooky Month! Spooky Month! Spooky Month! Spooky Month! screams like sr pelo
(The living teddy bear knocks Skid and Pump away, as we can see him holding the non-living teddy bear that appears to belong to Spudnick...)
Skid and Pump fly past SMG1 and said Spooky Month
SMG1: Hey! Use your brain and return our bear! It's our friend's!
Tedi: You might have a brain...BUT I HAVE A GUN!!!
(Tedi whips out a water gun...)
(Spudnick and SMG2 arrive in the city from another portal...)
Spudnick: Mah teddy bear! POLICE! HELP HELP HELP!
(Tankman spots Spudnick's cry for help and heads over...)
Tankman: Good lord, what the hell is your problem man? (burrrrp)
(Tankman attempts to solve the problem by handing Tedi a REAL gun...)
Tankman: Just do it right, PLEASE...
(Spudnick screams as Tedi starts shooting...luckily they manage to dodge...good reflexes...)
Tedi: (runs into the Old Grounds Mall, laughing manically)
(Mario and SMG4 observe the situation...)
Mario: Hey! These people living here seem familiar!
SMG4: Yeah...they're the Newgrounds character we just ran into....
(We cut into the mall, where we find Tedi running away as SMG1, SMG2, and Spudnick chase after him, all while Mario and SMG4 continue to observe...)
Pico: Hey angel! You da sexy!!!
(The scene pans out to show that Pico is dating a gun....Spudnick then takes the gun and attempts to shoot it towards Tedi)
(hank j whimbleton comes though a portal)
hank j. wimbleton: wrap up those fryers cause im sure hungry for some
(tedi picks up hank and uses him to block the bullets)
Mario: (eating popcorn) That's-a-so-nice!
(Tedi begins laughing as he laughs into a portal...)
Spudnick: OH NO! He's heading back into our game!!! Follow him!!!!
(The Spudnick Gang head through the portal back into their game with mario and smg4 following)
the spudnick gang: why are you running
Mario: Hehe, they go on zany adventures just like us, hey SMG4?
SMG4: Yeah...so much of them reminds me of our universe-
(A strange object flies by SMG4...)
SMG4: HOLY JESUS!
Tedi: (looks up) ....oh sh*t....
(The object lands on and crushes Tedi..., revealing itself to be a Glitchy USB...the tone of everything begins to shift as the USB opens...)
Mario: Hmmm...Mario has seen this before...WAIT! THAT'S-
(A giant zap comes out of the USB's door, knocking SMG1 and SMG2 back away from the scene...the hand of Zero fades in...)
SMG4: ...it's him...
(The hand of Zero creeps up towards Spudnick...)
Zero: A v A t A r ...
(Zero grabs Spudnick...)
SMG2: NOO!! SPUDNICK!
(SMG2 rushes towards Zero and Spudnick but Zero dodges him...)
Spudnick: SMG2? What's happening-
(Zero begins absorbing Spudnick's lifeforce...)
Spudnick: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
(Zero drains Spudnick's life as SMG1 and SMG2 watch helplessly...)
SMG1: NOO!! If he dies, that'll be the end of us and our universe! We need to protect our avatar!
(SMG1 throws SMG2 towards Zero, but Zero slaps him away...Zero continues to suck Spudnick's life away, as SMG1 and SMG2 begin to lose their features as a result of their avatar being destroyed...a devastating yet familiar occurrence)
SMG4: Dear god...Mario, that's what happened to me and SMG3!
Mario: SMG4! WE GOTTA DO SOMETHING!
(Mario rushes towards the scene but is blocked, as this is a only a simulation of SMG1 and SMG2's memories...)
SMG4: We can't...
Mario: No......
(The music turns to a sad violin piece, as Spudnick's fate is closed to sealed...)
Zero: H e L p ...
(Zero sucks in the rest of Spudnick's life as he screams in agony and everyone watches in pain...a few seconds later...and it's finally over...Spudnick's lifeless body is dropped to the ground.)
SMG2: SPUDNICK!!!
SMG1: He's...he's dead.
SMG2: NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! THERE WAS SO MUCH WE STILL WANTED TO DO TOGETHER!
(SMG2 walks over to Zero...)
SMG2: WHY CAN'T YOU UNDERSTAND!!! KILLING US WON'T FIX WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU!!!
(Zero attempts to zap SMG2 in a fit of rage, but SMG1 swoops in and saves him.)
SMG1: That's not going to solve anything. We failed our avatar, and with him dead, our universe is going down too!
(The Spudnick Universe begins to destabilize...)
SMG2: But he can't get away with this!
SMG1: He won't.
(SMG1 looks towards Zero...)
SMG1: Leave him to me. Go to my USB on Toy Mountain and use it to evacuate whoever you can.
SMG2: But...we need to stick together-
SMG1: JUST GO!!!
(SMG1 dodges an attack from Zero as SMG2 runs away crying...meanwhile, the citizens of the Newgrounds city begin to panic as the universe continues to destabilize...SMG2 arrives in a truck...)
SMG2: (throwing people on) COME ON! IF YOU DON'T WANNA DIE! GET IN!!!!
Tricky: (not bothered by the world ending) This is fine.
Pico: (holding a ton of toilet paper) Ah, this will help me survive.
Issac: (using his tears to put out the fire...to unsurprisingly no avail...)
Tankman: Open your F*CKING eyes!!!
Issac: (super crybaby mode)
(The two are transported into SMG2's truck...)
ZONE-tan (yes, THAT ZONE-tan): AHHH! THAT POOR BABY!!!
(Scene cuts to a crying baby Boyfriend...)
(The truck ends up crashing into the baby, but he conviently lands into the truck compartment, much to Tankman's dismay...the truck finally makes it into the portal, and stops near SMG1 and SMG2's USB, where SMG2 activates it...)
USB: (GUARDIAN DETECTED)
SMG2: Quick! Everyone! Get in the USB!!!
(All of the Newgrounds City characters rush into the USB, but before SMG2 can follow them, he turns around to find that something has changed about Zero...)
SMG2: ...oh my god...
(Spudnick's corpse is kicked towards SMG2, as Zero grabs the latter...)
SMG2: LET...GO OF ME!!!
SMG1: OI!!!! Our universe may be doomed, but we're taking you down with it Zero!
(SMG1 charges for Zero, activating the Anti-virus mode on the latter's USB...Zero is sucked back in...except for his hand, which is cut off by the USB's door.)
Zero: M y H a N d!
(SMG1 and SMG2 head to the USB as Zero then runs into them, knocking all three of them into the USB...)
(Scene cuts to a flashback of a familar man in real life finding that Spudnick's Great Adventure has glitched out on his laptop...the man then unplugs the USB, sending it on its way...and let's remember that SMG4 and Mario have seen this entire thing go down...)
Mario: Mama-mia...
(The scene cuts back to the flashback of the man, who is now Googling "super mario 64 emulator download"...)
(The simulation ends, and Mario and SMG4 are transported back into their universe...)
Mario: (exhuasted) ...mama-mia...
SMG4: (saddened) So...that's what happened...
(SMG4 walks towards the damaged library area of the USB...)
SMG4: And then they must've come here trapped on that USB together..
Mario: IF HE SHOWS UP AGAIN, MARIO WILL GET RID OF SMG0 ONCE AND FOR ALL!
(Mario rushes towards...nothing, and SMG4 trips him for being stupid.)
SMG4: No, didn't you learn anything Mario? You're...our avatar...if you die...then everything dies...
Mario: (not understanding this) Ooh...lookie...I'm-a your papa....
(SMG4 facepalms and the duo leave the USB...but would you guess who was watching them behind that library the entire time...)
(Zero makes his way towards the console room and inputs for...ToyToy Kingdom...the universe we just left...we see Zero's old USB in what remains of the universe...which could only mean one thing...)
USB: (INTERDIMENSIONAL TRAVEL COMMENCING)
(Zero's USB blasts off, beginning it's journey towards what could only presumably be Mario's universe...)
(VIDEO END)