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Scene 1[]
(In a camp, Mario and SMG4 are hanging out and Mario is playing his guitar)
SMG4: Ah what a lovely night to go camping
(the camera shifts to some bushes behind the two) *bush rustling*
SMG4: *hears the rustling noise* Wha-, what was that?
Mario: *looks behind* aaa *jumps onto SMG4* MARIO DOESN'T WANNA DIIEEEE OUTDOORS
(something comes out as the two scream, it was just a puppy)
Mario: Awww... its just a lil puppy *goes on his knees* Come here lil guy
(N appears behind the puppy waving with murderous intent)
Mario: Oh, it's just N from the hit YouTube animated series Murder dro- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(N jumps on Mario, constantly slashing him to death)
SMG4: That's right guys, a new episode of Murder Drones is here! Uzi, N, and V all go camping and discover unholy secrets that dig deeper into the overarching mystery of the show. Uzi does go a little coo coo crazy in this episode, but hey it's lots of fun. Go check it out now over on the GLITCH channel, links in the description(on the main video). NOW ONTO THE VIDEO(SMG4 spin shrinks) WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.......
Mario: IS NO ONE SERIOUSLY GONNA HELP MARIO HERE?!?!
(intro plays)
Scene 2[]
(light music plays and SMG4 drives the RV to the movie theaters since Mario is so goddamn desperate to see the movie)
(Mario constantly says "oh yeah" while bumping up and down)
SMG4: Mario, I know you're excited to go and watch the Mario Movie, but can you pipe down? I'm trying to drive here.
Mario: *hyperventilates* BUT MARIO GETS TO WATCH A MOVIE ALL ABOUT HIM!!!
(SMG4 stops the RV and looks down the window)
SMG4: Well you're gonna be hyperventilating for a while.
(gnomes cross making all kinds of noises)
SMG4: Looks like the gnomes are crossing
Mario: WHAT?! *rage screm* NO! MARIO IS SEEING THE MOVIE NOW!
(mario starts BLJing hard as hell)
SMG4: NO! MARIO STOP! The collision box is really bad back there!
(Mario continues BLJing and then breaks through the back window, while flying you can see Peach trying to escape the hole that the monster, she was left in, made after the events of SMG4 Movie: IT'S GOTTA BE PERFECT, and goes through a portal leading him directly in to the movie)
Scene 3[]
Chris Pratt Mario: its-a-me, a-Mario
(Mario then crashes on Chris Pratt Mario, causing an explosion)
Mario: *looks down* I'm sure he wasn't important
(Mario looks around, seeing the city and two guys, an officer and a criminal firing at each other)
Mario: This place looks boring
(A van then drives up to Mario, then the windows roll down)
Luigi: Mario! there you are!
Mario: Luigi? Can you tell Mario where he is?
Luigi: What? You're in Brooklyn of course! Now stop playing around big bro! We got work to do
(Luigi moves a yellow toy van to transition to the next scene)
Scene 4[]
(the van stops at a building and the Mario bros ring the bell)
Kamek(disguised as a lady): Thank goodness the Mario Bros. are here! I have a problematic pipe problem!
Luigi: we'll get on it right away! Mario I-
(Mario starts stomping on Kamek)
Luigi: Mario!! What are you doing? We have a job to do!
Mario: ...a job? Mario doesn't have a job
Luigi: Of course you do! Remember? We're... PLUMBERS!
Mario: The hell you talkin' 'bout boy?
Kamek: *removes disguise* Alright that's it, enough talk!!! MARIO BROS. YOU'RE MINE!
Luigi: MARIO!! THE CLIENT WAS IN DISGUISE!!
Mario: Well no f*****g s**t
(Kamek drags them into the pipe with a spell, Luigi is screaming down the pipe while Mario is bored)
Mario: Ahite, Imma head out
(Mario then rips a hole and walks through it while Kamek is watching and is confused)
Scene 5[]
(Mario pops out of the pipe and lands in the mushroom kingdom)
Mario: Finally, Mario's back home.
(the camera goes to the Mushroom kingdom)
Mario: This...isn't the Mushroom Kingdom Mario's from?
Toad: HOWDY STRANGER!
Mario: Toad...something weird is going on here... Where is Mario?
Toad: Y-You're, You're in the Mushroom Kingdom!
(the camera show many different toads working and chatting)
Mario: Oh nooo, Mario's in Florida
Toad: Please make yourself feel welcome! As you'll see, we're all friendl-
(Mario destroys the whole goddamn kingdom and is then in chains in front of Peach)
Peach: You destroyed the Mushroom Kingdom in seconds!?!
Mario: wanna see me do it again?
(Peach then gets an idea)
Peach: Your powers of mass destruction could be useful...
(A TV rolls down)
Peach: The evil Bowser plans to destroy the Mushroom Kingdom and take its Power Star! Mario, we need your help. Bowser has already claimed countless prisoners from kingdoms he's already destroyed!
(Mario notices that a spaghetti was taken and starts licking the TV)
Peach: Mario!! I won't imprison you. Instead, you will train my Toad army and together we will-
(Mario interrupts her)
Mario: Peach. No one gives a s**t(then proceeds to punch her out the window)
Toad: HOLY S**T YOU F*****G KILLED HER DUDE
Mario: Now let's get my spaghetti back! (proceeds to drag Toad)
(Mario then visits places starting of with a bridge where a cheep cheep jumps on his face)
(Next, a mountain where penguins ambush him and Toad)
King Penguin: Do you yield?
(Mario throws him down the mountain)
(Then a fire flower field where Toad walks casually through while Mario screams in pain as he's set on fire)
(Then MARIO_KART in TF2)
(A bridge to Bowser's Castle to which another cheep cheep jumps on his face)
(Bowser is then seen torturing Luigi by ripping his mustache off but accidentally tears the skin off his head, Bowser then carefully places the skin on Luigi's head and then whistles away pretending that nothing happened)
(Lastly the jungle where Mario shoots Cranky Kong and eats his banana not realizing that many kongs were celebrating his birthday, leading him to be put in the arena)
Scene 6[]
(in the arena, Toad is hogtied and Cranky Kong was sitting on his chair)
Cranky Kong: *old man noises*
Mario: I'm sorry, I do not speak *old man noises*
(DK then drops in)
Donkey Kong: He means to say,"You broke our laws". So you're fighting the champ. ME!! DK!!
Mario: Bring it on, you big monk-
(intense battling)
(DK then starts throwing barrels, which Mario dodges two but gets hit by the third causing him to drop his bananas to which the spectators are happy. Mario crashes into some barrels while DK is dancing)
(Mario searches the barrel to find a cat bell and laughs evil then transforms)
Mario: Imma beat the f**k outta you
(DK's neurons activate)
DK: WHOA!! YOU'RE A FURRY TOO?!
Mario: *visible confusion*
DK: CHECK OUT MY OC!!( then shows a pic of Coldsteel)
(Mario's confusion then reaches 99999)
DK: I've decided... You're my wife now!
Mario: F*****g what?
(the crowd cheers and Cranky Kong claps, also Toad is a skeleton)
Mario: Fine! If I'm the one for you, then help me save my spaghetti.
DK: Anything for you... wife.
(the camera goes to Rainbow Road)
Scene 7[]
(Everyone is on a kart and starts racing)
Mario: Wow... you monkeys are a lot nicer than the monkeys back home...
Funky Kong: LET'S GET THIS SUCKER!!
Dixie Kong: YEAH LET'S GET HIM!!
(during the race, Cranky Kong is about to eat a banana but is then shot again by Mario and takes his banana and his kart is hit by a green shell and Bowser's koopas charge at the group)
Blue Shell Koopa: FOR KING BOWSER!! ATTAAAAACK!!!
(green shell are shot and then hits the entire group except DK)
DK: GUYS, IT'S TIME FOR THE SECRET FORMATION!
(The Kongs form a circle as the iCarly intro plays and confuses the koopas before they fire 3 blue shells)
(The koopas surround Mario)
Blue Shell Koopa: It's over, Mario.
(Mario panics but then gets an idea, he brings out a boombox and plays the new smb wii overworld theme)
Blue Shell Koopa: HAHAHA! He's lost his mind!
(then the BAH BAH plays and makes the koopas start dancing but then gets hit by the koopas vehicles)
Mario: Idiots(then proceeds to flip them)
Scene 8[]
(the camera is now at Bowser's castle with Bowser holding the star)
Luigi: W-what are you going to do to me?
Bowser: Well...I know you hold the KEY...to unlocking the power of THIS STAR!
Luigi: With all due respect, what the f**k are you talking about?
(stupid music plays)
Mario: AAAA MAKE WAY FOR WILLIE(Crushes Kamek)
(Mario then looks at Bowser mad)
Luigi: MARIO!! You're here to save me!!!
Mario: LUIGI! WHERE'S THE SPAGHETTI!?
(Bowser jumps down)
Bowser: So... you're the one they call... Mario?
(Bowser laughs manically while breathing fire breath)
Mario: HEY STINKY! suck my di*k
(Mario shoves a chicken nugget in Bowser's face then it shrinks in awe and turn into a chicken nugget then does a lot of stupid shenanigans)
Bowser: What is this feeling!? I LOVE IT!!!
Mario: Mario just unlocked the inner cool dude inside of you.
(Bowser is very thankful until a shadowy figure shoves him in to the lava, also causing a McDonalds meme to appear)
???: How dare you try to take my place.
( the figure is revealed to be Chris Pratt Mario)
Chris Pratt Mario: There can be only one...
(Chris Pratt Mario turns into a demon and brutally fights Mario and then powers up a laser)
Luigi: Mario! Use this! I snagged it from Bowser when he jumped down! B-but, no one knows how to use it!
(Mario then takes a bite out of the star)
Mario: MM! THAT S**T'S GOOD
(Mario then reflects the laser that Chris Pratt Mario shot and destroys the entire world)
Mario: Whoops. I guess Mario overdid it a bit.
(A portal appears behind Mario and he goes through it appearing back in SMG4's RV)
Scene 9[]
SMG4: Hey Mario, you've been awfully quiet... everything ok back there?
Mario: Yeah! Everything's fine! Absolutely nothing happened in the past hour.
SMG4: Great! Well, we're here!
(the RV arrives at the Theater)
Mario: WAHEY!!
(Suddenly, a t-posing minion pops up)
END