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This page is the transcript for SMG4: The Tari Abnormality.
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(Glitch Productions and SMG4 logo)
SSEOITAB Announcer: Super Smash each other in the ass Brothers!!
Mario: YOU GOING DOWN TARI!!!
(Shows a fight with Yoshi and Mario on TV, then Yoshi kills Mario)
Mario: WHAT!? WHY CAN’T MARIO BEAT YOU!?
Tari: Just gotta get good! Haha.
Mario: NOOOO, IT’S GOTTA BE THIS ARM OF YOURS! YOU’RE CHEATING!!!
Tari: Mario, please don’t do that...
Mario: MARIO’S GONNA GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS!
Tari: No! Mario, stop it!
(Mario screws up Tari’s cyborg arm)
Toad: Oh hey guys, been a while!
Tari: Mario! I said stop!
Tari: Phew...I thought you broke something-
(Mario and Tari gets teleported to a castle grounds)
Tari: Ughhh...What happened?
Mario: Ooo did we die?
Tari: We’re outside the castle, but everything looks slightly different...
Tari: OH NO!
Tari: MARIO! WE’RE IN THE GAME!!
Tari: NO! THIS ISN’T COOL! HOW ARE WE GONNA GET HOME?!
Mario: Relaaaax, Mario goes into games literally all the time.
Tari: What?
Mario: YEAH!
Mario: Undertale, Grand Theft Auto, Cuphead, Baldi’s Basics, you name it! Mario’s an expert in this stuff!
Tari: Oh... That’s a relief.
Tari: So how do we get out of here?
Mario: He might know though...
(Corrupted Mario named Mango)
Tari: Oh...It’s the game version of you.
Mario: Whoa!! Hey, paisanos!!
(Mango saying "here we go!" but in a glitch, and hits Mario's head with a cane, Mario's head flies off)
(Tari screams, and gets hit by Mario's head.)
(Mango shoot Mario a lot of times)
Tari: Ahhh these people aren't friendly, Mario!
Mario: Sorry Tari, Mario refuses to fight someone so sexy.
(Mango eats Mario's body, making Mario a skeleton and a bone crack.)
Tari: MARIO! HELP ME! DO SOMETHING!
Mario: HEY SEXY!!
Tari: What just happened?
Mario: Oh, I told him there's a naked spaghetti party going on in the castle.
Tari: I'll act like I didn't hear that...
Mario: Since we’re in a game, we’re gonna have to beat it to leave.
Tari: How...how are we going to do that?
Mario: We’re gonna have to smash everyone's ass.
Tari: Nice...But don't you feel bad for Luigi?
Mario: Nah, I do it all the time at home.
(In the castle...)
Tari: It's quiet...too quiet.
Mario: HELLO!?!?! ANYONE HERE?!?
Mario: MARIO NEEDS TO SMASH YOU IN THE ASS!!!
Tari: Mario: MARIO! LOOK!
Mario: YOU SERIOUS?! TOAD?! HE’S LEVEL 2?!
(Todd calls his minions, they start attacking Mario and Tari)
Tari: There's too many of them!!
Mario: WHAT DO WE DO?!
Tari: Mario! The Leader toad! We need to get him!
Tari: YAY! WE DID IT!
(In another room in the castle, Bingus and Dingus start attacking)
Bingus: Bring me your Titties!
Bingus: Get rekt lol!
Tari: THEY’RE TOO FAST! HOW ARE WE GONNA GET THEM?
Bingus: Shoot them, dingus!
(PlayStation 2 startup sound)
Mario: CRAP! CRAP! CRAP!
(Mario touches Tari's cyborg arm)
Tari: Mario?! What are you doing?
Bingus: Two kids gon’ die tonight!
Cyborg Arm: Bob, is that you?
Bingus: Mother?
Cyborg Arm: It's been 80 years, Bob
Bingus: Mom, I'm sorry!
Cyborg Arm: Have you cleaned your room yet?
(Bingus and Dingus runs away)
(In the next room...)
Mario: Whatcha gonna do princess bitch?!
Tari: Oh no...
(Kek and Cringe start attacking)
Tari: MARIO! DO THE THING!
(Mario starts dancing)
Tari: NO! GRAB BOWSER’S TAIL!
Tari: MARIO!!!
Tari: LET! GO! OF! HIM!
Mario: MARIO’S TURNING INTO BACON!!!!!
(Tari attacks Kek)
Cringe: PRINCESS! ARE YOU OKAY!
Kek: I have a cancer!
Cringe: IT’S OKAY PRINCESS! I’LL GET YOU OUT OF DANGER!
Tari: We...WE DID IT, MARIO!
(At the last room of the castle...)
Mario: WOW! It's Mr Sexy!
Mario: HEY! SEXY!
Tari: Mario...I don't think he's happy with us....
Mango: You lied to me!
Mario: Uh...about the party? Hehe...you must of missed it...
Mango: REEEE!!!
Tari: WAIT! DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO FIGHT?
Mango: I’ve been fighting for 56 years...
Mango: I have forgotten what it is like to feel.
Mango: I was programmed with no family...no friends.
Mango: Everyday...I wake up knowing I'm going to die...
Mango: And every meal I can only taste my victim's blood.
Mango: It is an infinite hell that I must go through each day.
Mango: And the stupid developers keep nerfing me with each game...
Tari: We can try to help you anyway we can! Right, Mario?
Mario: Bro, you just posted cringe.
(Back at Peach's Castle...)
Tari: Let's...just play a more chill game...
SSEOITAB Announcer: Super Smash each other...
(SSEOITAB changes to Dark Souls 3)
(Episode ends)