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This is the transcript for SMG4: Untitled Mario Video
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(Mario is shown making his spaghetti meal)
Mario: A circular Chinese meal.
Mario: mmm! So good and tasty!
Mario: hmm?
Goose: Later! (while he steals Mario's spaghetti)
Mario: Hey! what you doing Mr Goose?
Mario: Your not going anywhere.
Mario: Mama Mia!
Mario: HUH!
(Goose laughs then screams)
Mario: You must die!
(Goose laughs while running away with Mario's spaghetti)
Mario: LOOKS LIKE MARIO IS HAVING ROAST DUCK TONIGHT
Mario: Your getting seven across the @ss!
Mario: WAIT! NO! NO DON'T DO IT
Mario: MAAMAA!!!! NOOOOO!
Goose: quack!
Mario: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?!
Goose: Pingas!
Mario: ahh!
Goose: geek gee gee gee!
Mario: GET OVER HERE!
(Mario screams)
Mario: Mama mia!
Mario: What are you doing what's going on here?
Mario: Ohh!
Goose: Hello Mario.
Mario: WHA? THE GOOSE IS TALKING!?
Goose: Indeed I am. I've noticed your gluttony for food and materialistic posessions.
Goose: And I am here to help guide you to the path of minimalism and righteousness.
Mario: Oh man Mario must've eaten some really bad spaghetti.
Goose: You will be reborn anew.
Goose: And only when you learn your lesson by aiding me on my journey,
Goose: you will be allowed to turn back to normal
Mario: WHAT?! WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT MR-
Mario: WAH! Mario is super high.
Mario: ...ow Mario's head hurts where'd that goose go?
(The goose makes some sounds)
(Mario screams)
Mario: WHY IS MARIO SO TINY!?
Mario: Hey! Where are you going?
Luigi: Jobs done!
Mario: Huh Luigi? What about him? He's just doing some stupid gardening.
Mario: You want to take the carrots?
Mario: That's dumb. Why would I help you with that?
Goose: Quack!
Mario: Alright, you bloody convinced me!
Mario: Hey Luigi! IMMA TAKE YOUR CARROTS OK BRO?
Luigi: Wha! It's a little Goosey!
Luigi: Hello Mr Goosey!!
Mario: What? No! It's your brother stupid!
Luigi: cochy cochy!
Mario: STOP THAT YOU IDIOT! GIMME YOUR CARROTS NOW!
Luigi: Awww you like that don't you Mr Goose.
Luigi: Nice Mario hat you got too!
(Mario bites Luigi's hand)
(Luigi Screams)
Luigi: hmm?
Luigi: Sorry Mr Goose, but that's mine.
Luigi: I'll get you some bread instead!
Mario: Mama F***er!
Mario: Oh no you don't!
(Mario make a sound while pulling the carrot from Luigi's hand)
Luigi: hmm?
Goose: Quack! Be gone son!!! (pecks Luigi's eye)
Mario: Ruunn!
Mario: Hey! got your dumb carrot.
Mario: Can you turn me back now? Mario doesn't like being a goose.
Goose: Quack.
Mario: Hey! Turn Mario back.
Goose: Yahoo!
Mario: hmm?
Mario: What...what was the point of that?
Goose: Quack!
Mario: Eh, whatever. Can Mario just PLEASE turn back now?
(Goose makes noises)
Mario: ... fine fine. Mario will help you some more
Mario: but he needs to get back soon so he can enjoy his evening spaghetti!
Mario: Let's-a go!
Peach: Ohh yaay for me! yes haha!
Mario: hmm? Peach?
Fishy Boopkins: Can I buy this toy arrow plane Peach?
Peach: Sure! That'll be 5 coins.
Fishy Boopkins: Yaay, oh Thank you!
Fishy Boopkins: Say, aren't you a princess, why are you holding a garage sale?
(Mario making sounds in Peaches mine)
Peach: I just needed to get away from... some things...
Mario: Push Boopkins into that hole??
Mario: Okie dokie, here we go!
Fishy Boopkins: Lalalalala
Mario: Get in my belly!!!!
(Fishy screams)
Mario: HAHA!
Mario: Shiiiii...
Mario: ow
Mario: Oh man it's no use. I can't get close with Peach there
Peach: I'm gonna pull the crap outta your @ss!
(Fishy makes sounds while scared)
Mario: ohh!
Mario: hmm?
(Peach yells)
Mario: oh oh oh, boo!
( Fishy screams)
Mario: Come back here.
Fishy Boopkins: AHH! NOT AGAIN!
(Peach making some weird noises)
Fishy Boopkins: Stop making me run, I'm to chubby!)
Mario: I'll eat your @ss boi!
(Peach screams)
Mario: No you don't! No you don't!
Peach: AHHHH THE MEATLOAF!!!!!!!!!!
Fishy Boopkins: Ohhh!
Mario (in goose form): Quack!
(Fishy screams)
Mario: Sorry Boopkins! A goose told me to do it!
Mario: I did it, I saved the world.
Goose: Yaaay!
Mario: Am...am I DONE?
Goose: Uhuh!
Mario: Oh yay! PLEASE TURN ME BACK!
Goose: Let's go
Mario: Yipee!
Peach: Yehehe!
Mario: Hey! WHAT ARE YOU DOING! LET ME GO!
(Crowd noises)
Mario: Hey! Hey, it wasnt me. The other goose told me to do it!
SMG4: I SAY WE PUT HIM IN A ZOO
Mario: no!
Bob: I say we cook him and make some duck.
Mario: NOOOO!
Peach: No, I'm going to keep him as a pet
Mario: NAAAAAAOW!
(Crowd noises)
Bob: B!tch!
Peach: Let's go home little goose
Peach: Oh yah woo-ho!
Mario: Come on Mario. You can get out of here. Use that 20000 IQ of yours.
Mario: I got it!
Mario: MR GOOOOOOSE!
Bob: What the t!ts is happening!?
Goose: Quack!
Goose: I am here!
Peach: WHAT?! ANOTHER ONE!?
(crowd noises)
SMG4: I'm gonna kick your ass!
Bob: Yah, no geese allowed.
Peach: Prepare to die.
Goose: econecone, nee!
(Everyone is shocked)
Mario: You are dead
Goose: Tactical nuke incoming!
(It lays an egg)
SMG4: HAHAHAHA!
(The goose touches the egg, turning it into a nuke and killing everyone in the blast, except Mario and the goose)
(He goes to Mario cages and puts him in the pipe)
Mario: Weeee!
Mario: hmm?
Mario: wah! hmm?
Mario: Did I die?
Goose: No Mario. You're very much alive.
Goose: And I am very proud of you Mario. You have aided me in all my tasks.
Mario: No problem! It was fun!
Goose: I sincerely hope you have learnt your lesson!
Goose: I sincerely hope you have learnt your lesson!
Mario: Leeson? What? To be an ass to everyone?
Goose: ...n-...no...
Mario: What was the lesson then?
Goose:uhhh!
Goose: Change da world my final message. Goodbye.
Mario: Uhh!
Mario: hmm. Yippee!
Mario: Man, what a crazy day. At least Mario can get to eating spaghetti now.
Mario: Hello Mr Goose!
Bob: Yah b!tch! Taking duck time! (after him shoots the goose)
End of transcript.