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This page is the transcript for SMG4: War Of The Fat Italians 2020
Transcript[]
Prologue[]
-Snitch Productions Logo on the screen-
SMG3: Hello, my lovely fans. This is SMG3 here. Sorry, WOTFI 2020 is cancelled. Yep. No more videos! Just good old SMG3- AHHH!!
-Now we cut to real life people starting with a person who is then pushed by Luke Lerdwichagul-
Luke: JAMES WHAT ARE YOU DOING GET OUT -James leaves- GET OUT YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO BE HERE THIS IS NOT FOR YOU SHOO
-Cut to Luke and Kevin-
Kevin: Guys, WOTFI 2020 is here!
Luke: Hello, everybody!
Kevin: This has been an amazing journey to officially celebrate this entire drop, guys. You see the shirt I'm wearing? The official WOTFI (Luke: WHOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAA LOOK AT THAT) 2020 Merchandise.
Luke: Pretty cool! And, it also glows in the dark (:O)
Kevin: PUT IT OFF! For the first time ever, we have a limited edition... GOLDEN WOTFI 2020 keychain, guys!
Luke: Look at that! You can't even see it!
Kevin: This is probably like the- one of the highest quality product we've ever made. It's proper gold! -text appears reading: Disclaimer! Not real gold-
Luke: Guys, we think this is the best way to commemorate WOTFI 2020- -gets hit by JubJub- AHHAAAHH GOD WHAT WAS THAT
Kevin: Whoa, what was that? -catches JubJub- JUBJUB!
-The Almighty Holy JubJub-
Kevin: THAT'S RIGHT WE GOT A JUBJUB PLUSHIE!
Luke: OH GOD OH GOD HE'S SO STUPID
Luke (in deep voice): HE'S SO THICC
Kevin: Guys, you can get the entire WOTFI 2020 Merchandise over at www.smg4.store. Own a piece of internet history! WE ARE MAKING HISTORY!
Luke: WHOOOO! These are also in limited stock, guys. Once they're sold out: They're gone forever!
Kevin: And uhhh, I know you guys have been asking for this. I know you guys wanted to know who the voice of SMG3 is, and uhhh...let's bring him on
Luke: There he is!
-Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the voice of SMG3: James Bailey!-
James: Oh oh my god it's me hi
Luke: James do the thing go
James: uhh lets go- lets go on to the video
-They cheer-
Luke: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY
Intro[]
-The video starts and the same intro from SMG4: A Totally Normal S̷͍͖͉̙͚͎̑̃̿͑̆̇̚͠M̸͇͇̦̮̌̿Ğ̴̫̗̖͎͔̳4̶̞͇̰̎̀́̚ Episode plays. After the intro, Lakitu circles around the castle. A pipe comes out of the ground and SMG4's Gang, along with Susan Wojcicki come out-
Tari: GUYS! WE'RE FREEEEE!!!
SMG4: It's not over yet. We've still got SMG3 to take care of-
-SMG3 is seen recording a video-
SMG3: That's it...work for me. Work for daddy-
-SMG3 gets surprised seeing SMG4 and his gang-
Mario: WELL HELLO MOTHERF***ER!
SMG3: AAAAAH! HOW’D YOU GUYS GET OUT?!
Mario: MARIO STOLE YOUR PHONE B****!
-Mario throws the phone away-
Mario: NOW GIVE SMG4 HIS ACCOUNT BACK!!
SMG3: IN YOUR DREAMS! I’LL JUST DELETE YOU AGAIN!
-SMG3 presses the button on the YouTube Remote at SMG4 and thunder crackles near his target. It is revealed that SMG4 survived the explosion, protected by Susan Wojcicki's powers-
SMG4: AAAAAHAHAHA! It’s over for you SMG3... Susan. Obliterate.
-Susan runs to SMG3 as he proceeds to press random buttons on the remote-
Oof Buttons: HELLO THERE!
Susan Wizzle: Pfft...You’re trying to send my children after me?
-The oof buttons dashes to Susan-
Susan Wizzle: GO DO YA HOMEWORK OR NO MINECRAFT TONIGHT!
Oof Buttons: Yes Mum...
-The Oof Buttons go back into the portal. Susan tackles SMG3 to the ground-
Susan Wizzle: TRY DELETING ME AGAIN YOU PUNK B****!
-SMG3 notices the Factory Reset button on the remote. He clicks it, and the remote pauses Susan. The remote glows, as it flies into JubJub, possessing him. JubJub’s eyes turn white as he flies-
Boopkins: OH NO! JUBJUB! ARE YOU OKAY?
JubJub (possessed): Ȋ̸̄͜ ̴̝͛͊À̷̡M̶͙͋̃ ̷͔̗͛N̸͇̏̈́O̴̙͈̐̾T̸̺̙̓ ̵̢̤͒̌Y̸̮̏̈Ȯ̵͚Ú̶͕R̴̡̧͒͌ ̶̖͈̉B̵̨̢̀̉R̴̩̺̈͠Å̵̯̺I̸̢̬̊͝N̴̠͊͊ ̶̼͖́D̴̲͙̊͝E̷͕̮͝A̶͉̳̓̇Ḑ̷̊͛ ̴̬͈̉B̴͎̤̆Ṛ̵̯̕O̴͎̊T̴̬̞̓Ḫ̸̌̅E̸̛͓̓R̵̮̃.̸̢̝͗̎ ̴̬̃İ̸̘͉͆ ̶̲̐A̸̧͗Ṁ̴͕ ̶͉̙͐̆T̵̫͙̓H̷̢̼̑͠È̴̥ ̴̮̅ͅS̵̬̤͐͂P̶̞͝I̴̮͖͑R̶̫̣͗I̷͉̽T̷̺̂̓ ̶̭̇O̸͙͋̎F̵̧͒̚ ̴̭̈T̵̨́Ḧ̶͇̻́̈́E̸̹̫͘ ̵̞̌R̵̭̺͆É̴̥͇M̷̭̹͐Ỏ̴̭͝T̴̗̙͆̽E̴͈̤͛.̶̨̀ ̶͍̤̾Ỷ̴͎̏O̶̡̻͊Ǘ̵̻̰̈́ ̴̥͆Ḧ̸̙́̕͜A̶̭͓̽V̶̹̾͌E̵̛̳̒ ̶̱̹́F̶̝̒͗Ị̵̙͛̕Ñ̸͍͠ͅA̴̺̕Ḹ̶͇L̶̪͘͝Y̸̨̛̻̊ ̵̻͂̕Ả̷̞W̷̟̚O̴͈͍͌̕Ḵ̵̊͠E̵̤̍̿N̸͚̐̒ ̷̠͆M̶̩̓́E̵̠̘͊́ ̸̠̬͐F̷̜̱̓͝R̵͉̀O̸͉͋M̴̨̽ ̷̹̓M̸̨̞̀Y̷̛̻ ̵͙̃E̸͖͆̎T̸̩́E̷̯͉̓͠R̶̳̱͘Ṅ̴̺̓Ā̷̪͚L̷̓̀͜ ̴͎̝̑Ŝ̷̝̠L̴̳̀͘Ü̴̠͎̂M̷̢̜͆B̷͚̿͜E̷̹̫̔R̶̤̯̀.̶͙̻͑
Mario: Do a flip!
JubJub (possessed): T̸͈̙̑W̸̨̱̒͌Ȏ̷͕̋ ̸͍̂S̸̛̲̺͝Õ̸̯͘U̶̪͋̆L̸͇͛̅S̷̅ͅ ̴̦͑C̸̲̒L̷͚̗͐̄Ȃ̴̝I̴̠̓̏M̴̢̯̉ ̷̮̻̚Ṯ̶̝̿̈H̵͖̍Ë̷̮̗́͆ ̶̼́͝A̴͓̳͝C̷̲̐C̷̰̏̇Ö̸̧̥͐Ǘ̴͚N̴͙̺̆̅T̵̠͇͆,̵͇̯̽ ̴̳͓̄̕S̶͆͒ͅO̷͔͝ͅ ̵̟̈́̈́I̷̛̺̦̔ ̶̧̼͐M̵͔̎U̸̟͒Ṡ̸͕̽T̴̫͇͌͌ ̸̢͐͌D̴͉̭̎Ë̴̥̫́̋C̵̯̎̀Ȋ̷̖D̷̘͐͜͝Ȩ̶̪͌͘ ̴͖̱̽͠Ẁ̸̹H̵̤͛̾Ǫ̷̺̿ ̵͚́I̵̟̓̋S̷̟̺͑͌ ̴̡͚͋Ẁ̵̠͉O̴̻͌̍Ȓ̴̮̲T̸̮̊H̷̖͙̔̓Y̵̱͛ ̶̬̚E̷͓̓̕N̸̞̪̓̔Ő̸̭͊Ṷ̵͎̉̆G̵̖̺̏͘H̴̳͗͂ ̷͑ͅT̵̨̮̀̈́Ò̸̞ ̴̈́͜ͅȮ̸͖̰͠W̴̻̅̃Ǹ̸̺̖ ̴̣̈́͗Í̶̠̈T̴͓̟͂.̶̲̀͠
Both SMG4 & SMG3: Oh oh choose me! Choose me!
JubJub (possessed): W̵̮̥͌Ẽ̶̼ ̵̰̉͑W̴̘̫̐I̴͑̽͜Ľ̴̥̥L̴̎ͅ ̴̹́̀S̷̺̀Ë̵͓́̑T̶̥̞̍͛T̷̮̟̉L̷̻̳͐̇Ẽ̸̡ ̵͍͂̚T̸̪̗̋H̴͈̟͒I̸̖̪̓S̵͚̏̚,̷͈͓̈́ ̵̒͛͜W̷̛̦̪̒I̶͈̥̾̕T̶̪̏H̴͉̳͌̿ ̶̭͝Ȧ̶̱͍͆ ̸̹̒̈́L̷̹͂̈I̶̝̲͋͝T̷̥͉̑T̶͇͐L̶̻͗Ḛ̷̘̏̐ ̴̝͑́C̸̺̤͂͠Ǫ̵̏̊M̴̧͉̕P̴̭̞͆̍Ẽ̵̥T̷̮͉̅͠I̵͎̚T̴̜̍́Ị̸̾̄Ŏ̶̤ͅN̵̢̛̩͋.̵̺̗̀͑
-JubJub releases the red lightning, turning the whole world white. Then the intro of WOTFI 2020 plays. As the intro plays, alerts flood the screen and a loading screen blocks it. A card shows glitching yellow and blue, then showing the logo of War of the Fat Italians 2020. The rounds start shortly after-
Round 1: Who can kick JubJub the farthest? (Boopkins vs. Rob, suggested by "ImNoobbuthaveagun")[]
JubJub: I love me some titty sprinkles.
-The video reveals to take place in a stadium-
Boopkins: Oh no... I CAN’T DO IT!
-Boopkins goes to hug JubJub-
Boopkins: I CAN’T DO IT!
-The crowd boos and throws things at Boopkins-
JubJub: Ooh, JubJub!
-The VIP (aka Barack Obama) thumbs down Boopkins-
Rob: I’M HERE TO KICK JUB-JUB’S ASS AND SELL CORN...AND I’M ALL OUT OF ASS.
Boopkins: AHH NOO!
Rob: I’m coming for that corn!
-The crowd cheers at Rob and the VIP (Obama) dances. Rob tries to kick JubJub, but fails-
Rob: Damn if only I had legs.
JubJub: JubJub!
Mario: HURRY UP ALREADY!
-Mario successfully kicks JubJub, launching JubJub 916.140 kilometers. The crowd cheers again-
Announcer: A NEW RECOR-
SMG4 Team: 2 (+2) SMG3 Team: 0
Round 2: Who can pronounce Susan’s last name correctly? (SMG4 vs. SMG3, suggested by "Lancer5256")[]
-SMG3 and SMG4 does an epic stare-off. The screen shows Round 1 starting the game-
SMG4: Woger... Wogerdoo?
-A buzzer buzzes-
Harambe : W R O N G!!!!!!!!!!
-SMG4 gets burned by flamethrower and screams-
SMG3: Wubsywubsywowwow?
-The buzzer buzzes again-
SMG3: Ah! Please don’t hurt me!
-SMG3 takes a peek and sighs with relief-
Godzilla: Hello there.
-SMG3 gets crushed by Godzilla-
SMG3: OOOH MY ASS!
SMG4: Wojikikikikikikakaka-
-The buzzer buzzes yet again-
Kermit: Hey, this is Kermit the Frog!
-Kermit hits SMG4 with a hammer-
SMG3: Windex?
-The buzzer buzzes for the 4th time-
-Slenderman takes SMG3 and beats him up-
Slenderman: YOU ARE DEAD.
-The screen shows Round 5, then Round 10, then Round 35. The video shows SMG4 getting burned while watching anime Mario dancing, and SMG3 with his d**k getting whomped-
Whomp: Time for your d**k flattening.
-The screen show Susan first, then shows Round 262, to Round 571, then Round 4,633, and (get ready for this) ROUND 400,010,231. SMG3 and SMG4 pants. The audience is revealed to have turned into skeletons. One falls in front of Whimpu-
Whimpu: Use text-to-speak!
-SMG3 and SMG4 rush to use text-to-speak on their phones-
Siri: Susan Wo- (glitching) jcicicicicicici-
-The phone explodes-
SMG4 Team: 2 SMG3 Team: 0 (Tie)
Round 3: How much time can Weegee go without saying "Weegee"? (Luigi vs. Weegee Doll, suggested by "WeegeepieGaming")[]
-Luigi and the Weegee doll stare each other, with a grandfather clock next to them-
Weegee doll: .....
Luigi: Oh.....
Weegee doll: .....
Luigi: Waaaaaaa!
-A grandfather clock ticks loudly, worrying Luigi even more-
Luigi: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Mario: You're doing good, Luigi!
Luigi: OH YAY! Go WEEGEE!
-The buzzer buzzes-
Luigi: FUUUC-!
SMG4 Team: 2 SMG3 Team: 1 (+1)
Round 4: Who can teach Meggy how to cook without dying? (Tari vs. Melony, suggested by "Panakakes")[]
Tari: You can do it!
-Tari successfully flips a pancake. Meggy does the same, but instead accidentally making it hit the fan, setting Tari, Melony, and the kitchen on fire-
Tari: Good job Meggy!
-Tari then puts noodles into a microwave to cook. Meggy does the same, except the microwave starts making a loud screaming noise as they both look at it, worried. The noise stops as Tari opens the microwave, surprised-
Tari: Yay! You did it!
-The noodles explode and shock Tari, revealing her skull. Next, Meggy and Melony are seen with a raw chicken-
Meggy: Uhh, what am I supposed to do with this?
-Melony lands on a flamethrower, suggesting she should use it-
Meggy: I think I see what you're sayin'.
Tari: Hey Meggy, I was thinking next we could-
-Tari screams as Meggy uses the flamethrower to successfully cook the chicken. Tari is shocked-
SMG4 Team: 2 SMG3 Team: 2 (+1)
Round 5: Who can beat Melee Fox? (Bob vs. Whimpu, suggested by "HornetIndividual3003")[]
Fox: FIRE! FIRE! FIRE! FIRE! FI-
Bob: Is he having a stroke?
Whimpu: Be careful Bob! It's really powerful!
-Fox fires gun at Bob-
Bob: Oh wow. Let me teach you how to use a real gun!
-Bob takes out a gun and fires at Fox, which gets reflected from Fox's reflector-
Bob:Ow my overy!
-Fox destroys Bob by kicking and punching him in Midair. Bob survived the attack-
Bob: Ha ha, I am immortal!
-Fox points at Bob's percentage, which is 999%-
Bob: Aw t*ts!
-Fox proceeds to kick Bob in the groin with the teeniest kick and kills Bob-
Fox: (Looks at Whimpu) Come on!
Whimpu: I was just leaving- (bumps into Falco)
Falco: Hands of my co**! (Later kills Whimpu)
SMG4 Team: 2 SMG3 Team: 2 (Tie)
Round 6: Who can survive the longest watching Axol's "Two Piece"? (Luigi vs. Melony, suggested by "about_that_time_bois")[]
Axol: FINALLY! YOU'RE THE FIRST PEOPLE TO COME ACTUALLY WATCH MY SHOW!
Luigi: Uhh, we're being forced to.
Axol: FINE BY ME!
-The Two Piece theme song plays, then cuts to Apple-Chan in a swimming pool. Watermelon-Kun walks in the room-
-Melony blushes-
Luigi: -His nose goes to Pinocchio mode- OOOH YEEAAH
Watermelon-kun: Hello apple-chan.
Apple-Chan: Oh, w-watermelon-kun! I d-didn't see you here!
Luigi: WOOOW
Watermelon-kun: I have something to confess to you apple-chan...
Apple-Chan: But...s-someone will see us watermelon-kun!
-Melony keeps blushing as smoke comes out of her nonexistent ears-
Watermelon-kun: I Daisukii you apple-chan
Apple-Chan: W-Watermelon-kun-!!
-Eventually, Luigi loses the challenge as his nose finally hits the TV screen-
Luigi: (Super Nut intensifies) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
SMG4 Team: 2 SMG3 Team: 3 (+1)
Round 7: Who can do the most illegal things without getting caught by Mr. Monitor? (Saiko vs. Anti-Shroomy, suggested by "Iggy7667392")[]
Anti-Shroomy: (Shooting at McDonald's) Ā̶̙w̴̺̿̾ ̸̥̈̌y̸͙̎̕e̴̗̬̅ḁ̵̅h̷̘̩̒!̸͔̃̇ ̷̹̯̅͆T̷̥̭́́a̵̡̙͑̅k̶̥̮̑̈ẹ̷͊̕ ̶̓ͅţ̴̙͘h̶̢͍͘ē̸͇̇ ̵̝͗̈́s̶͕̻̐ọ̶̤͝m̷̒͜e̴͍̺̽̉ ̵͈̘͂͛o̵̟͝f̵̳͍̒ ̶͓͋ṱ̸͙́̒ḩ̶̻̂í̷̫͔ṣ̶̯̿̔!̸̝͖̂́ ̸͎̔̋
Saiko: (kicks Kermit's p*ngas)
Anti-Shroomy:(runs over Quagmire with monster truck) O̸͈̒û̶̧t̵̩̀t̴̢̪̅͛â̵̫̎ ̷̮̩̌ṯ̸̨̚͠h̶͎͆̒e̵͚̖̊͝ ̵͚̤̑ẅ̴̯a̸͎͒y̶͚̾,̸̝̗͆ ̸̠̰̂Ḯ̴̼'̷͕̼̔͗m̵͈̫̃ ̸̢̬́g̴̱̲̓̒ö̷͍͔́͘ň̸͉̠n̶͍̂å̸̼̣̚-̷̧̀̏-̸̛̖́!̶̡͖̌
-Saiko walks up to Steve's laptop and installs virus on it-
Steve: (screams)
-A Mecha-Spongebob; summoned by Anti-Shroomy is seen wrecking havoc-
Mecha-Spongebob: STEPPIN ON THE BEACH DOO DOO DOO DOOO STEPPIN ON THE BEACH DODO DOO DOO DOOOO
Mr. Monitor: (snores)
-An explosion wakes up Mr. Monitor, to which he sees Saiko and Shroomy dancing-
Mr. Monitor: Ah, What A peaceful day today. (turns off)
-Saiko and Shroomy continue to dance, until they see that Mr. Monitor went back to sleep. then the two proceed to commit more crimes-
Old Man Hobo: Meet the old man in the bread!
Anti-Shroomy (with chainsaw): T̵̼̀͝Ī̴̯͝M̸̺̫̅Ẹ̸̾ ̵̱̐̐T̸͚̎̉Ȍ̸̤̝̈́ ̸̜̐͘D̵̢̲͆́I̷̭̬̍̿E̷̱̅͘!̵̳̌́!̴̼̑ (evil laugh)
Mr. Monitor: MY ILLEGAL SENSES ARE TINGLING!
-Anti-Shroomy walking at Old Man Hobo when Mr. Monitor stops him, Shroomy then turns back to his old self.-
Mr. Monitor: NOT TODAY YOU FIEND!
Shroomy: Officer, its not what it looks like! I swear!
Mr. Monitor: I SAW WHAT YOU DID! YOU JAYWALKED ON A RED SIGNAL!!!
-The signal flashes the words "DON'T WALK"-
Shroomy: NOOOOOO! That's the worst thing I've ever done!
-Mr. Monitor throws Shroomy to a police car, thinking that the battle is won, Saiko celebrates.-
Mr. Monitor: BEGONE, THOT! (Kicks Saiko to space, then points at a "NO THOTS" sign) Read the sign next time!!!
SMG4 Team: 2 SMG3 Team: 3 (Tie)
Round 8: Who can force Meggy to watch anime? (Boopkins vs. Whimpu, suggested by "metal_cup_")[]
-Meggy gets suspicious-
Boopkins: Okay Meggy; I know you haven't really like anime in the past, but that's about to change. Check this out. ( pressed a button )
???: ( explodes ) the end.
Boopkins: So what do you think?
Meggy: (*INTERNAL SCREAMING*) Sorry Boopkins I just don't think anime is for me.
Whimpu: That's nonsense anime can be for anyone you just need the right genre try this. ( pressed button )
???: For grass and shame ???.
Meggy: That was... That was something.
-Boopkins gets agitated-
Boopkins: No that was defiantly trash check this out.
-Boopkins and Whimpu keep pressing buttons-
Meggy: Uhh can I go now?
Boopkins: お前わもう死んでいる。(Omae wa mou shindeiru! Translation: You are already dead!)
Whimpu: ほ、向かって 来る のか？ (Ho, mukatte kuru no ka? Translation: Oh, you're approaching me?)
-Boopkins and Whimpu start fighting while Meggy leaves the room-
Whimpu: Do you want to watch anime?
-Fishy Boopkins looks at Whimpu-
Boopkins: Yaaaayyy!!!
SMG4 Team: 2 SMG3 Team: 3 (Tie)
Round 9: Who can BLJ faster? (Mario vs. Weegee Doll, suggested by "thebigi760")[]
Mario: lalalalalalalala
Weegee Doll: Weegee, Weegee
Mario: Haha. Good luck buddy.
Mario: Layta! *begins BLJing* Go fast, go fast boi!
-Weegee Doll gets ahead of Mario-
Mario: Nani?!
-Cuts back to Weegee Doll, who is BLJing at lightning fast speed-
Mario: Oh Hell No. HERE WE GO!
-the two keep BLJing so much to the point where they end up in space.-
Mario: God dammit not again.
Weegee Doll: Weegee
SMG4 Team: 2 SMG3 Team: 3 (Tie)
Round 10: Who can get Bob a girlfriend first? (Mario vs. Whimpu, suggested by "phoebe-the-fatty")[]
Belle: So, why did you invite me here!?
Bob: Um, well...
-cuts to outside the restaurant and inside a van where Whimpu and Mario are-
Whimpu: Ok, Repeat after me!
Bob: You are a very beautiful lady.
Belle: Uhhh...Thanks?
Bob: Ravioli, ravioli, will you be my waifu only?
-DJ Record Scratch-
Belle: Umm, excuse me?!
Mario: Ha, got 'em!
Whimpu: Hey! Give me that back!
-Whimpu starts beating up Mario-
Bob: Give me that back! No let go Mario! Come here you four eyed ass! Please don't touch my no no square!
Belle: What?
Bob: I'm gonna slap your ass into the next dimension!
Belle: No!
-Belle slaps Bob that crashes him onto the wall-
Bob: Guys I think She likes me!
SMG4 Team: 2 SMG3 Team: 3 (Tie)
Round 11: Who can steal Heavy's sandvich? (Tari vs. Belle, suggested by "amormonty")[]
-Heavy is sleeping in his bathtub with a rubber ducky floating-
-We now see the sandwich then Belle on a rope, slowly trying to get it-
-Tari is sneaking in inside a cardboard box, she then lifts it up and spots Belle about to get the sandwich-
Tari: Oh No
-She spots a jar of jarate and throws it at her-
-Belle screams and she falls-
-Seeing that Heavy is still asleep, Belle continues to suffer quietly-
Tari: Sorry...
-Tari reaches the sandwich and tries to grab it-
Tari: Got'cha! Huh?
-But then she is (of course) distracted by the ducky-
Tari: ooooooh :D
-Tari shakes her head and focuses on the challenge but then suddenly Belle grabs it-
Belle: Hahahaha!
-Belle lifts it up slowly but then-
Sudden Female Voice: THE ENEMY HAS TAKEN OUR INTELLIGENCE
-The rubber duck rises with a body-
Tari and Belle: Aaaah!!!
-Duck Man wakes up Heavy by smacking him in the face-
Heavy: OOH Vat do you Vant?
Belle: I Uhhh...we wanted to know how to make your sandwich!
-5 seconds of angry Heavy later, he is glad and a Chef hat appears on his head-
-Chef Heavy is dancing in joy while Belle is completely not happy, while Tari and Duck Man are also dancing-
SMG4 Team: 2 SMG3 Team: 3 (Tie)
Round 12: Who can beat Matt in Wii Sports? (Bob vs. Rob, suggested by "bimbo-bob")[]
-Bob and Rob are about to face Matt in the Tennis Sport. They look at each other then back to Matt-
Rob: WE GOT TO WORK TOGETHER BROTHER.
Bob: Let's kick his ass!
-They spin around and transform into Bob with Rob stuck on his head-
-They spin around again-
Matt: OHOOH
-Matt throws a ball and begins the game with hitting it and then BobRob hits it as well, as it keeps going on and on and on, getting even closer-
Bob and Rob: …JUST A LITTLE LONGER!
-Just then, a guy has a trolley of corn and of course Rob gets distracted-
Rob: Bruh
Bob: Oh crap!
-Matt hits the ball super-super hard and BobRob explodes and falls to the ground on fire-
SMG4 Team: 2 SMG3 Team: 3 (Tie)
Round 13: Who can survive the giant Wario head? (SMG4 vs. SMG3, suggested by "paperttyd")[]
-The Wario Head appears-
Wario Head: Do you want fun? Wario show you fun.
-SMG3 wearing a garlic costume on a bed-
SMG3: oh yeah bby, I want some fun
-Wario Head laser eyes SMG3 as he turns to ash-
-SMG4 about to face Wario Head-
Wario Head: Wario show you fun. -charges to SMG4-
-SMG4 claps his hands and everything rumbles-
Wario Head (confused): Wat? Wow
-Mario Head is summoned-
Mario Head: Oh look it's-a Mario's export express
Wario Head: WHAT -charges at Mario Head-
SMG4: MARIO HEAD, USE SPECIAL ATTACK!
-Wario Head continues to charge but then...-
Mario Head: Wario. The accident was 30 years ago. Let your mother go.
-Wario Head stops charging and has a flashback-
-In the flashback, Wario is beside his mother in a hospital with her hand on his chest. He holds her hand.-
Mario Head: It wasn't your fault.
-Wario's mother pats her son on the head as she dies. Wario cries and mourns her death.-
-Wario Head sheds a tear and disappears. SMG4 cries as well.-
Mario Head: Ima going to fly for u EEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH -flies away-
SMG4 Team: 3 (+1) SMG3 Team: 3
Round 14: Who can beat Steve in a 1v1 in Minecraft? (Meggy vs. Rob, suggested by "TheRealMutt")[]
Steve: I'm gonna kill you, and I'll keep killing you, and I know cause you're gonna be dead because I'm gonna kill you.
-Rob takes off his pumpkin disguise, then proceeds to build himself into an Iron Golem-
Rob: Haha! I am a god!
Steve: Yo what's up?
Rob: (screams, then falls over, with his head rolling off his iron body)
Steve: Time to die!
-Rob shivers, as Steve prepares to kill him-
Rob: WAIT NO! AREN'T I A SON TO YOU?
Steve: I HAVE NO SON! *kills Rob*
-Steve looks at a paper, which reads "Kill teh Gurl"-
Steve: YOU MUST DIE!!
-Steve looks around for Meggy near a lake, as Meggy jumps out from under a squid, firing her bow at Steve, in which he dodges the attack. He then fires his own bow and arrow, and knocks Meggy's bow out of her hand. She then looks around and grabs a chicken.-
Meggy: HAH! You can't hurt me if I have your precious chickens hostage!!!
Steve: You think chickens are your ally? You merely adopted them CHICKENS.
-Meggy drops the chicken, as Steve summons his mass chicken attack on Meggy-
Steve: FOR THE F*CKING WINNNN!!!!!!!
Meggy: (screams)
-"We'll Be Right Back" appears on screen.-
SMG4 Team: 3 SMG3 Team: 3 (Tie)
Round 15: Who can fix Toad and Toadette’s relationship? (Bob vs. JubJub, suggested by "Heavy-Blacksmith")[]
-Toad and Toadette are seen fighting. Bob comes in-
Bob: Bob the builder! Can we fix it? Bob the builder! No, it’s f***ed! (drops toolbox) Sorry guys. Not even I can fix it.
-Toadette turns to JubJub, hugging a teddy bear as an example-
Toadette: You know, you're absolutely right.
-Toadette hugs Toad, only for her to do a fast suplex and crack his skull. Later, Toad is seen at a hospital. Other Toads then show up and start dancing.-
Toads: Men, We don't know what we did!
SMG4 Team: 3 SMG3 Team: 3 (Tie)
Round 16: Who can make the spiciest meme? (SMG4 vs. SMG3, suggested by "the_doot_master69")[]
-SMG3 writes on a chalkboard: "Meme + Spice = ?"
SMG3: Alright, let's test it.
-SMG3 drinks some Meme Juice he invented and it blows up his legs-
-He writes the results down on his notepad-
SMG3: ooooh very nice yeaah
-SMG3 now spins around on a meme machine as his head changes to three people-
Kevin "SMG4" Lerdwichagul: (???)
YandereDev "SMG3": OH HELLO DERE
Robert "SMG3" Downey. Jr: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
-SMG3 flies out of the lab and through the window but a plane saves him-
-He writes the results down on his notepad-
SMG3: ooooh very nice yeaah
-SMG3 laughs as he pulls a lever in his lab, electrocuting his laptop-
SMG3: HAHAHAHA!! I DID IT! FINALLY!
-The audience is now shown as SMG4 and SMG3 walk on stage, ready to show their spicy memes-
SMG3: BEHOLD!
-SMG3's spicy meme is a weird Dobby in his underwear dancing, the audience isn't impressed-
Audience Member: Boooo
SMG3: OH YEAH? LET'S SEE WHAT HE HAS
-SMG4's Tv comes down-
SMG4: It is my masterpiece!
-He presses the button on his remote-
-SMG4's spicy meme is a gorilla (Harambe?) dancing, then tanks come out and shoot the gorilla, including Nostalgia Critic-
-The audience cheers for SMG4's spicy meme and SMG3 gets pissed off-
-Sike-
-He writes the results down on his notepad-
SMG3: ooooh very nice yeaah
SMG4 Team: 4 (+1) SMG3 Team: 3
Round 17: Who can be the best Teletubbie for 24 hours? (Mario vs. JubJub, suggested by "brick_105")[]
-Lines of Teletubbies-
Sun: LISTEN UP YOU MAGGOTS BECOMING A TELETUBBIE ISN'T SOMETHING YOU CAN JUST DO OVERNIGHT
-Mario and JubJub are among the lines of Teletubbies-
Mario: Pfft. Whatever...
Sun: AS NEW RECRUITS, YOUR FIRST TASK IS TO GET THE TUBBY CUSTARD
Mario: Piece of cake. So where is it!?
Sun: BEYOND THE HORRIFYING OBSTACLE COURSE.
-Sun laser eyes create an "horrifying obstacle course" where the tubby custard is at the end-
Mario: Son of a-
JubJub: JubJub ^_^
Sun: NOW GO GET THE "TUBBY CUSTARD!"
-The Teletubbies didn't hesitate. They went right away at supersonic speed, except for one-
Teletubbie: I am lonely -looks at a flower- Ooooh :D -picks it up- Tubby custard tubby custa-
-The flower explodes and takes the teletubbie with it, JubJub passes the dead teletubbie then spots Noo-Noo-
Noo-Noo: Hey there buddy :) GET IN MA BELLEH
-Noo-Noo sucks up the Teletubbies and JubJub tries to hold on to the Announcer Speaker as Mario is about to die but he takes a rabbit-
Mario: Hey stinky!
-Mario puts the rabbit in Noo-Noo's mouth(?) and he dies-
Mario: Sit your fat ass down.
-Maro and JubJub jump on burnt Teletubbies to get across the lava course, and they make it to the tubby custard-
Sudden Deep Voice (which makes Mario and JubJub stop in their tracks): Time for Teletubbies! Time for Teletubbies!
-A giant Tinky Winky appears-
Giant Tinky Winky: Tubby custard tubby custard hehehe da custard
Teletubbie: WE WON'T LET THOSE F*CKER TAKE THIS LAND!
-The Teletubbies try to fight the Giant Tinky Winky-
Mario: OH HEEEELLLLLLL NO! -walks off as JubJub lies down-
SMG4 Team: 4 SMG3 Team: 3 (Tie)
Round 18: Who can lift BEEG SMG4? (Luigi vs. Whimpu, suggested by "Legosaurian")[]
-Luigi and Whimpu stare at Beeg SMG4, awestruck-
(THAT'S A HUGE B****!)
Luigi: LET'S A F****** GO!!!!!!
-Luigi then takes his shirt off to show his muscles-
Whimpu: Oh no, he's hot!
-Luigi then tries to lift Beeg SMG4-
Luigi: (SCREAMING)
-Beeg SMG4 doesn't move an inch, Luigi then becomes Super Saiyan. However, Beeg SMG4 later crushes him-
Whimpu: Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope.
-Whimpu walks by some people (Heavy, Harambe and Winnie the Pooh)-
Whimpu: Hmmm?
-Whimpu walks by some people (Heavy, Harambe and Winnie the Pooh)-
Whimpu: ...Hello there...?
-they stop immediately and look at Whimpu-
Whimpu: Would you fellas be willing to help a fellow body builder
-TRIGGERED-
Whimpu: WAIT WAIT! I'm telling the truth! Look at these gains, brother
-not really, just a buff guy with Whimpu's face taped on but they help anyway-
Whimpu: Excellent
-All 4 lift up Beeg SMG4-
SMG4 Team: 4 SMG3 Team: 4 (+1)
Final Round: Who can listen to SMG3's entire evil monologue? (SMG4 vs. SMG3, suggested by "MCIsTeFirtGamEvrMade")[]
-The round starts with SMG4's and SMG3's gang on a roof. A light shines on SMG3 as he begins-
SMG3: Let me tell you the story... The story of a man who has gotten the short end of the stick-
Mario: Boring!
SMG3: But instead of telling you... I want to put on a little play instead. Boopkins, come on up here buddy.
Boopkins: Oh, acting? I love acting, yay! What do you want me to do? Play a bad guy? Oh, how about a superhero?
-SMG3 grabs Boopkins, holding him off the edge-
Boopkins: Oh no, let me go!
-Everyone gets startled by the sudden occurrence-
SMG3: UNFORTUNATELY, MY PATIENCE HAS RUN OUT, MY FRIENDS! I'M SICK AND TIRED OF PLAYING THESE STUPID CHALLENGES!
-JubJub is distressed-
SMG3: GIVE ME THE REMOTE NOW OR BOOPKINS GETS IT!
JubJub: JubJub-
JubJub (possessed) : N̵͙̐̎O̸̜͑!̵̹̪́ ̷̟̍̅D̶͉̓͆R̶͔̽́O̴̲̳̐P̴̱̿ ̸͙͊H̵͕̀I̷̭̔M̸̲͒!̸̪̒ ̶͕́H̸͔̖̕͘ḙ̴͍͐̾ ̶̳́ḧ̵̲͎͂ä̴̢s̵̰̭͋ ̷̟̍̾n̷͚̔ȯ̶̟̟͐ ̵̰̂̚v̷̝͛́à̵͕̳̾ḷ̵̺̇ű̸̟ē̴̪͎̈́ ̴̪̐̕t̷̙̓ö̶̮͙̉ ̵̼̙̈͠m̶̞̃e̴̺̻̅̐ ̶͍̟̐o̴̦̲͋ŕ̸͇ ̸̢̻̃ṱ̶̐͌ẖ̸̋͗i̷̢̍̽s̷̢̍̓ ̵̥̒p̶͚̗͆̕l̴̜̳͛́a̶͇̜̿͝n̸͉̳̏̎e̸̦̘̚ṯ̴̌͗.̴͓̫̉
Boopkins: Somebody help me, please!
SMG3: I'LL DO IT! I SWEAR!
-As Boopkins screams for help, JubJub tries to get closer and closer to his brother, going in and out of his possessed state-
JubJub: JubJub-
JubJub (possessed) : N̸̗̓̕Õ̵̲̟ ̶̖̮͐͘Ỳ̵̬͈́O̷͈͋Ȗ̴̮ ̴̩͒F̸͓̱͂̀Ó̴̭̄Ó̷̥L̶̘̮̓̆!̶̺̑!̵̤̗͗͑!̷̞̳̂͠
JubJub: JubJub!
JubJub (possessed): Ś̸̹̈́̅͆̕͠Ţ̷͇̈́Ő̶̯̼̠̱̱̂̎̉́͘P̵̨̳͚̐̊́̎͋̍̚.̵͔̣̭̰͙̦͋̂̋̈́ ̸̡̛̭̞̳̗̰̓̄̀̈́̾̇̈́̈́ͅT̵͚̯̫̻͚̟͕͖͈̰͂̎̀͒͛̑͊̈́͝Ḩ̸̲̫̮͔̥͌̐̌̃̓̃͂̋̐̀̃̚Í̵̤̼̼͔̯̰̌̎͗͘S̶̙̦̥̏͋̆͝.̸̢͖̘̖͚̥͊͌͆̾̍͂͝ͅ ̸̛̱̥̈́̂͆̑̀̎͐͛̍͂̍Į̴̧͈̖̫̪̯̥̜̟̦̹̣̤̺̻͙̗̀̾̍̎͂̓̄̌́̈́̅̈́́́́͘͘ͅͅNS̷̨̤͚̱͓̙̮̠̰͇̩͓̪̖̲̻͓͕̐̅̓̃̊͋̐̅̀̈́Ṭ̴̢͈̺̺̩̟̦͚̰̫̮̗̉̆̾͌͘A̴͊̇̐̀̿̊̅̚͝͝NŢ̵̛̛̳̹̠̜̰̖͚̈́̐̈̾̌̉̈́̂̅̈́̋̽̄̑̃̇!!! -With force, JubJub then manages to spit out the remote which lands straight into SMG3's hand, who then lets Boopkins go/live-
SMG3: C h e c k m a t e .
-SMG3 presses a button on the remote starting the rap battle-
Rap Battle[]
(We rewind to the past WOTFI's, starting with 2018. Rob pushed WaluRambo Waluigi out of the way.)
(WOTFI 2017)
(WOTFI 2015/2016)
(Back to the present WOTFI)
SMG3 prepares to shoot, Mario then knocks back SMG3 but manages to fire at Meggy Spletzer, she falls down until go back up begins singing with her human voice by having her Inkling voice being translated into English from the American captions through the YouTube remote.
SMG3 then eats the remote, therefore gaining its power, SMG3 then tries to freeze everyone by pausing them, nearly hitting Luigi, but only manages to hit Whimpu. He summons some Content IDs and sends them after the cast, including his own gang who has already turned against him. Bob and Rob become their previous combination and destroy an ID. Saiko then uses her hammer to destroy another, with Weegee Doll becoming Super Saiyan to hit an ID. Belle is later sitting next to an ID playing games, Anti-Shroomy is shooting his guns all over the place, and Melony is idle on an ID which is presumably beaten by it. As the characters fight the IDs, SMG3 grabs SMG4 and prepares to finish him off, but later SMG4 smiles, SMG3 then gets confused and looks. He is later hit by JubJub Boopkins wearing a Spiny Shell after being kicked by Mario.
-Now free, SMG4 jumps onto SMG3 and pummels the latter into the ground below which ends the fight...-
-EXPLOSION-
-...and the rap battle.-
Epilogue[]
-SMG3 manages to spit the remote which lands into SMG4’s hand. SMG4 unfreezes Susan.-
Susan: I LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!!!!!!!!!
SMG4: Susan, you may have the honors.
Susan Windows98: You came to the wrong house, fool!
-Susan claps her hands, opening the portal to the graveyard.-
SMG3: W-wait! No! It was just a prank! Come on guys, please don't do this!
-The Oof Button comes out, bringing SMG3 to the Internet Graveyard.-
Oof Button: HELLO THERE BOI!
SMG3: AAAAAAAH- *the Oof Button gets him- NO! I WANT TO LIVE!! NOOOOO, GOOOOD!!!!!!
-The Oof Button successfully travels him to the Internet Graveyard.-
Everyone: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!
Mario: WE DID IT! THAT ASS IS GONE!!
Luigi: And you finally have your account back SMG4!
SMG4: Couldn’t do it without you guys. Thanks!
Tari: And we made some new friends too!
Belle: Yeah, I guess you guys ain’t so bad.
Rob: Bob.
Bob: Rob.
Rob & Bob: My man!
-Rob and Bob hug, zooming the camera to Boopkins and JubJub.-
JubJub: JubJub!
-Boopkins and JubJub also hug, zooming the camera to Saiko and Whimpu. Whimpu turns around slowly.-
Saiko: You touch me...you’re dead.
Susan WindowsXP: Gross. Welp. I’m outta here dweebs.
SMG4: Wait! Susan! Thank you.
Susan Windows7: Yeah, yeah. Don’t make me throw up. I’m still gonna demonetize your videos, SMG4.
Susan opens the portal and Susan walks in it, but Susan’s head goes out.
Susan Windows7: But maybe a little less next time.
Susan fully goes in, closing the portal.
Meggy (who is still in her American voice): La. La! Hello? My name is Meggy and this is my voice!
Boopkins: I think it suits you, Meggy!
Saiko: Yea and if anyone doesn’t like it, I’ll tear their heads off!
Meggy: Haha. Thanks guys. I don’t think it’s too bad either.
SMG4: Alrighty! Come on friends new and old. Let’s get out of here.
Bob: Party at Rob’s!
Rob: Yeah BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!
In the Internet Graveyard, SMG3 puts down a sign saying “SMG3’S NEW PODCAST” and sits down on a log.
SMG3: Welcome to my NEW podcast! Where it will be PERFECT this time around!
The camera zooms out to see Ugandan Knuckles.
SMG3: So, want to hear me rap?
Ugandan Knuckles didn't care and attacked SMG3, making him scream. The credits play and the video ends.
After the War[]
-Back to Luke and Kevin (who is holding JubJub) with Meggy at the back-
Luke (clapping): WOOOOOOOOOOOO THAT WAS SO GOOD! -hugs Kevin- THEY DEFEATED SMG3! SMG3 "DIED" TO UGANDAN KNUCKLES?
Kevin: -laughing-
Luke: Such a good ending.
Kevin: That was one of the most fun videos we've ever worked on. This is - by far - my favorite WOTFI.
Luke: Dat rap dough, lot of hard work into that.
Kevin: Yes!
Luke: I'm really happy how it turned out.
Kevin: Meggy! You have a voice!
Meggy: Heck yeah! Hahaha!
Luke: Hopefully you guys liked it! Uhh, Meggy, what do you wanna say about your voice?
Meggy: I'm sorry if my voice is annoying!
Luke: Oh, come on, Meggy! Your voice isn't that bad!
Kevin (laughing): Anyway, guys, to commemorate WOTFI 2020, please go check out the merchandise. It is ONLY in stores for a very limited time. There are not many on sale, they're gonna be gone forever so please, own this piece of internet history now. You can check it out over at smg4.store.
Luke: And that sexy WOTFI rap is also available on iTunes and Spotify, so go listen to it now! And, Kevin? It's time.
Kevin: OOOHHHWHOOAHH
Luke: We have one more thing to show you... CHECK IT OUT!!!
-screen glitches to black screen then Glitch Productions logo with upcoming products-
Glitch Productions [August 2020] Ultra Jump Mania [September 2020] Meta Runner Season 2 [October 2020] Sunset Paradise [2021] (Glitched Logo) [2021] ??? [2021]
-then glitches to text: "28th August 2020"
The End
(Transcript Completed by SpringsterR.317 on 7/05/2021)