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This is the Transcript for SMG4: War Of The Fat Italians 2022.
Transcript[]
Intro[]
(After hope has been restored, the video begins with the video showing the outside of the court, the Nintendo Characters, The Non-Nintendo (SMG4) Characters, Lawyer Kong, SMG4, Meggy, and Mario himself)
Mario: Can we go home now...
(Kirby slams the Gavel)
Kirby: The trial of SMG4 vs Nintendo is about to begin!
Kirby: To catch everyone up...
Kirby: Nintendo has signed this DMCA stating that...
Kirby: ...all non Nintendo IP should be removed from the Mushroom Kingdom.
Kirby: However...
Kirby: The defence has provided this Parody Contract stating that...
Kirby: ...SMG4 and his friends are NOT in fact infringing on copyright
(SMG4 is very nervous)
Kirby: Now with everyone caught up.
Kirby: Let the case...
Kirby: BEGIN! (Slams Gavel again)
Meggy: I'd like to start off my case with exhibit A.
Meggy: Mario
Mario: ...
Meggy: This Mario is clearly a different Mario from the one Nintendo talks about-
[OBJECTION!]
Lawyer Kong: He's still Mario though
Lawyer Kong: Look at this red hat and moustache!
[OBJECTION!]
Meggy: DON'T INTERRUPT ME!
[OBJECTION!]
Lawyer Kong: NO U!
[OBJECTION!]
Meggy: DON'T MAKE ME SLAP YOU!
[OBJECTION!]
Lawyer Kong: BRING IT ON LITTLE GIRL!
[OBJECTION!]
Meggy: LITTLE GIRL!?
Meggy: THATS IT! YOU'RE GOING DOWN YOU FAT APE!
Lawyer Kong: YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME!?!
(Meggy and Lawyer Kong start fighting)
Kirby: ORDER! ORDER! ORDER!
(Kirby slams the Gavel repeatedly)
Mario: Hehe... court is fun.
SMG4: .....
SMG4: (Sigh)
(SMG4 walks to Kirby and whispers something)
Kirby: Oh... I like that.
(Kirby inhales Meggy and Lawyer Kong)
(...he then separates Meggy and Lawyer Kong
Kirby: Ok. New plan for the court.
Kirby: We will settle this...
Kirby: ...WITH A WAR!!!
Kirby: A war of...
Kirby: ...FAT ITALIANS!!!
Meggy and Lawyer Kong: WHAAAAAT?!?!
Meggy: But.. but...
Lawyer Kong: That has nothing to do with Law!
Kirby: My decision is final!
Kirby: Now be prepared for some challenges!!
Boopkins: I want to be on your side SMG4!!
Luigi: Yeah! We want you guys to stay!
Bob: yEaH!
Lawyer Kong: Where do you think you're going?
Lawyer Kong: You belong on the Nintendo side!
Bob, Luigi, and Boopkins: Ban SMG4. Ban SMG4.
Lawyer Kong: That goes for you too!
(Mario begins levitating)
Mario: Godammit.
(Mario goes to the Nintendo side)
SwagMaster6969696969: Chris. help me I'm scared
SMG4: C'mon guys. This is the best chance we have of winning this trial.
SMG4: So lets give it our all!
Shroomy: Yeah!!!
Melony: We got this!
Saiko: LET'S DO IT!
Kaizo: WE'LL KICK THEIR ASS!!!
Kirby: Ok WIthout further ado...
Kirby: LETS...
Kirby: ...BEGIN!!!!
(The video shows the SMEXY WOTFI 2022 Logo)
Mario VS SMG4 - Who can grow the larger mustache? - By @NoContextSMG4 on Twitter[]
(SMG4 is in a laboratory)
(He pours some liquids into a cylinder)
(SMG4 proudly holds it)
(SMG4 drinks it without context)
(SMG4's moustache starts growing)
SMG4: (Gasp)
SMG4 Thinking his mustache is large: Hahahahahahaha!!
(An ominous shadow approaches him)
(SMG4 is shocked as he looks at what is behind him)
Mario: I'ma bet you can't do this!
(Mario's mustache grows larger and larger)
SMG4: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
(His mustache causes world destruction and attempts world dominance)
Bandit: OH JESUS-
Koopa: I'm in danger! :D
(Toad and Peach watch Mario's mustache take over the world)
Toad: I'm out.
(Toad disconnects)
Peach: WHHAAAAAAAAAAAT?!??!?!
Mario: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
(Mario's mustache takes over the world. Literally)
Mario: You don't. F*k. With Mario.
Wario VS Melony - Who can survive Bob's life story the longest without cringing? - By @kaos on YouTube[]
Bob: sO yOu WaNnA kNoW tHiS ePiC rApPeR'S bAcKsToRy?
(Bob takes off his shades)
Bob: LeT mE gIvE yOu ThE rUnDoWn.
(Bob goes to Wario)
Bob: It all started when I got my ovaries.
Wario: OH NO ME HEART STOPPED (Random Babbling) I'M F*CKING DYING. (More random babbling)-
(Wario gets deleted from existence)
Bob: WeLp.
Bob: GuEsS iT's JuSt YoU aNd Me MeLoNy.
[278 Hours Later]
Bob: THEN I SLAPPED HER BOOTIE SO HARD SHE EXPLODED
Bob: AnD tHaT's HoW i BeCaMe ThE wOrLd'S gReAtEsT rApPeR
Bob: yO tHaNkS fOr LiStEnInG tO mY sToRy MeLoNy!
Bob: yOu'Re A rEaL OnE. (Pets Melony)
(Bob walks out of the room)
(Melony was sleeping this whole time but she had fake eyes on so she could pretend she was awake)
(Melony's head falls onto the table)
Melony: I'm awake! I'm awake!
Mario VS Kirby - Who can win against Kirby in a Dream Buffet-styled race? - By @Serenade Sketch on YouTube[]
(Mario is up first)
(Mario glances at Kirby) (Pulls out BEEG ELECTRIC GUITAR)
Mario: I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS!!!!!!!!!
Kirby: 39 buried, 0 found...
Mario: (O_O)
(3... 2... 1... GOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!)
(Both eats at sonic speed [Hi Sonic] )
(Mario Chokes on watermelon and dies)
(Kirby Is about to absorb 5 million plates of spaghetti)
Mario: No You Don't! Lemon!
(Mario Hurls Lemon) (Kirby Eats Lemon)
Kirby: (dies)
(BOTH SONIC SPEED EATING)
(Kirby Pushes Mario down a cliff)
Mario: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
(Weighing) (Both at 7.40000million lbs)
Mario: WHAT?!
(Mario Yoshi-Eats his hat and moustache) (Gains 0.00001 million lbs)
Mario: YESSSSSSS!!!!!! YEAHHHHHHHHH!!!! IN YO FACE!!!!!!!!
(Kirby Absorbs Mario) (Kirby wins with 14.80001 million lbs)
Kirby: (Looks at SMG4) Poyo!
SMG4: F**k this Sh*t I'm Out! (Jumps of a cliff)
Bowser VS Whimpu - Who can create the best ship. - By @Oinkert1 on Twitter[]
Bowser: (cracks neck and knuckles) LETS DO IT!!!!!!!
(Hammers Sh*t Together)
Kamek/Magikoopa : AHHHHHHHHHHH SOMEBODY HELP ME AHHHHHHHH-
(Still Hammers)
Steve: HI Guys
Bowser: Hi, Steve... -_-
(Becomes The Best Physical Ship)
Bowser: (Laughs) EYYYYY VERY GOOD!!!!!!
Whimpu: タイムツゲットシリオス Taimu Tsu Getto Shiriosu
(Whips out Laptop and Goes on H3n7@! Heaven)
Bowser: WTH IS HE DOIN'?
Whimpu: I've come to make my announcement!
Bowser: Oh Dear God...
Whimpu:ダベストシップ... Da Besuto Shippu
(Spins Whiteboard)
Whimpu:イツミアンドヨマム！Itsu Mi Ando Yo Mamu (Best Ship Ever)
(Bowser Gets KO'd)
(YO MAMA vol.1)
Whimpu: YO MAMA!
Mario VS SMG4 - Who can respect ppl on twitter? - By @Boss_Hield on Twitter[]
(SMG4 and Mario watches the TV screen)
First Opinion: Wearing her panties rn I miss her so much
SMG4: (Screams a bit) Wow, that's the most... er... "opinion" I've heard! heheheh...
Mario: Mario think you're (thumbs up) Okie... (Face becomes flat from cringe) Dokie... (Face becomes flatter)
Second Opinion: Feeding time for princess again!! I rlly just love watching her get bigger from my blood \(//U//)\ (eww)
SMG4: AGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Your Pet... Is... Er... It Exists!!!! (wow what a fact)
Mario: (does a markiplier-scream) ...very cool... (continues the markiplier-scream)
Third Opinion: Fun Fact, my cousin killed 3 people but also he''s really hawt lmao
(SMG4 Has every mesh in his body get compressed into a circular cone shape by contracting from too much cringe and the model-editor thinks it looks good)
MARIO WINS!!!!!!
Mario: I give up! That's It! (Breaks his own neck)
Oh, Nevermind....
Swag VS Bob - Who can get more B*tches - By dragon x on YouTube[]
(SwagMaster6969696969 and Bob both dances)
Swag: Bob, Dude, I get way more B*tches than you.
Bob: oH yEa, NoT a ChAnCe BrO! i GeT wAy MoRe B*TcHeS tHaN yOu EvEr WiLl!
(Both does random stuff that are very boring)
Bob: ThE b*tChEs WiLl ShOw Up AnY sEcOnD nOw!
(Nothing Happens)
SMG4 VS Nintendo - Who can commit the largest amount of copyright infringement - By @NovaQbic On Twitter[]
SMG4 is surrounded by several Nintendo guards
SMG4: I did it!! I did it!!!
SMG4 gets attacked shortly after
Karen VS Mario Who can make the most money on onlyfans! - By @VMario699 On Twitter[]
Mario gets half naked and attempts to gain money
Mario: BRRRRR
Mario does the pipe
Mario: Ah, the princess.
Karen simply shows a picture of feet, gaining a ton of money
SMG3 VS Luigi - Who can be the least funny? - By @ShockHat734 On Twitter[]
SMG3 and Luigi appear on stage
SMG3: Hey, what the hell?! Why am I here?! I'm still funny! I'll prove it!
SMG3 pulls out an old meme
SMG3: Ta-Da!
Cheep Cheep: Oh my god bra, ah hell nah man what the-
SMG3 shows a face of defeat
Luigi gets very nervous, making a face and freezing up, this causes the audience to laugh and applaud Luigi
"SMG3 Wins!!"
SMG3: Man, screw you guys!
Mario VS Saiko - Skateboarding competition!! Whoever does the coolest tricks wins!! - By @ravingpyro On Twitter[]
Saiko begins skateboarding
Score: 554,170
Saiko: Let's see you beat that!
Mario skateboards using a rocket
Score: DUMBASS
Mario VS SMG4 - How long can SMG4 and Mario go without doing a singular meme? - By Drize On Youtube[]
SMG4: This is such a dumb challenge,
Mario: Yeah! I want to di-
Mario covers his mouth to avoid finishing the meme
SMG4: Ha! GEEEEET DUNKED O-
SMG4 does the same thing
The italians glare at each other
Mario: Hey! What's 9 + 10?
SMG4: HNNNGHHH-!! Hey Mario do you want to eat some ice-cream?
Mario: ONLY A SPOONFUL-
Mario covers up what he said with a cough
Mario: SHUT UP!
SMG4: AAAA-
SMG4 stares at Mario
SMG4: Oh, fudge, that's... broken.
Red Crewmate: Hello sir, can I take your order?
SMG4 and Mario stare nervously at the Crewmate
SMG4: DON'T SAY IT DON'T SAY IT DON'T SAY IT DON'T SAY IT
Mario: AAAHHH!!!!!
Mario: Can mario get a triple Among U- AAAA- I MEAN FUNGUS burger .
SMG4: C-Can i just get fries w-with t-tomato sus- OH FU-
SMG4 Loses
Mario flexes his win as SMG4 panics on the floor
Red Crewmate: WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING?!?!
Meggy Spletzer VS Mario: Who can finish an entire semester's worth of homework first? - By @Matr071 On Twitter[]
(Just before the challenge can even start, MEGGY WINS!!)
Mario: Whaa? I can totally do it!
(Meggy, Boopkins, Bob, Luigi, Melony, and Saiko all ridicule Mario and laugh at him)
Mario: I'll prove it!
(Mario opens a book and as soon as he starts reading, he has a brain fart and his brain becomes smooth and catches on fire)
Mario: MARIOS BRAIN IS NOT OKIE DOKIE
SMG4 VS Bob - Who can get away with pirating a Nintendo game? - By @just a girl On Twitter[]
(Bob looks around before putting on a pirate hat and downloads a Mario Bros. emulator, which also set fire to his tablet that he downloaded the emulator on and also shows a lot of virus warnings.)
Bob: HeLl YeAh I dId It I'm PlAyInG SuPeR MaRiO BrOs
(The camera turns to reveal 4 Butt Ninjas, who all look at him with suspicion.)
Butt Ninja: What...?
Bob: uM dId I sAy SuPeR MaRiO BrOs I mEaNt SuPeR BlArIo HoEs
(The Butt Ninjas then look at each other. Meanwhile, SMG4 has pirated 2000 games already.)
SMG4: Ive already pirated over 2 thousand games on my hardrive!
(SMG4 then proceeds to laugh like a manic before a Butt Ninja kicks his laptop out of his hands, which then explodes. SMG4 grins manically before showing that he has more laptops.)
SMG4: You fool, I have 70 alternative-
(SMG4 then gets shot by one of the Butt Ninjas before then getting imprisoned for life.)
Karen VS Mario: Who can do a better self-portrait? - By @SuperMiles64 On Twitter[]
Luigi: Okay you two, show me your best self portraits!
(Karen then proceeds to paint a "Yipee" cat with pointed ears on the top and half-closed eyes.)
Luigi: (Gasps) It's a [bleep]ing masterpiece!
(Luigi then looks at Mario.)
Luigi: Alright you beautiful bastard, show me what you got!
(Mario then proceeds to quickly paint a hyper-realistic version of his face. Luigi takes a second to process what he's looking at.)
Luigi: No no no, that's terrible. This looks nothing like you! (Proceeds to walk over to Karen's painting.)
Mario: Damnit.
(Luigi then gives Karen a badge, signaling that she won the challenge. A "Yipee" sound effect then plays.)
Saiko VS Bob: Who can beat Senator Armstrong in a fight? - By @KingOli1999 On Twitter[]
Senator Armstrong: I'm making the mother of all omelets here, Jack!
Saiko: Bring it on!
(Saiko proceeds to punch like in Metal Gear: Revengeance before getting quite literally clapped into a twig. Saiko proceeds to scream in pain.)
Senator Armstrong: The weak will be purged, and the strongest will thrive.
Bob: bItCh
Senator Armstrong: Can't fret over every egg!
Bob: I'm not scared anymore, come on, come get some!
(Senator Armstrong proceeds to charge up an attack before running at Bob for a fatal blow. Before he could do that, Bob pulls out his phone and presses a button on his phone making him weak.)
Senator Armstrong: What, did you do?
Bob: Goodbye.
(It then shows that Bob posted on X (formerly Twitter) saying Armstrong has a small pp.)
Senator Armstrong: CANCEL CULTURE STRIKES AGAIN
(He then proceeds to scream out of existence. Bob Wins!)
Bob: LoL gEt ReXt
Melony VS Fishy Boopkins: Who can find the One Piece first? - By @IceFire2104 On YouTube[]
(Starts off with a version of the first ever One Piece intro theme, sung by Boopkins before he is picked up by a bird, with Melony watching in shock. Scene changes to a pirate attacking Melony before she pulls out her Deity sword and using the laser on that to obliterate the pirate into just the hat. Another scene change to Boopkins having found treasure but it was a trap because it transforms into a chest monster and eats Boopkins. Last scene change to the Straw Hat pirates (all being replaced with SMG4 crew members). Even after 145,229 episodes, they still haven't found the One Piece and all of the crew but Boopkins is a skeleton.)
Boopkins: Have we found the One Piece yet?
Meggy VS Mario: Who can last the longest learning about Kirby lore without their brain having a nuclear meltdown? - By @ShinyEveelution On YouTube[]
(Kirby walks into the room and pulls out a teaching stick. The screen turns on and starts off slow and simple with Kirby and his abilities, Meta Knight, King Dedede and Vore. Mario and Meggy both write down what they have seen so far. Then, the next piece of lore are the Halberd (Meta Knight's ship), Planet Popstar and a zoomed up photo of Kirby.)
Mario: (Yawns) Well, that was easy.
(Kirby then suddenly gets eyes of fire and suddenly goes real deep in the Kirby lore with Morpho Knight, The Star Dream Soul OS, Void Termina, Magolor in his final form and Zero Two (not the anime, the boss))
Mario: WHAT THE F***
(Meggy quickly scrabbles to write down what they just saw on the screen, with Kirby with his demon eyes, laughing manically. He then shows the biggest unsolved mysteries of the Kirby lore with Shiver Star, Dark Matter in his true form, Nightmare in his true form, Galacta Knight (with his identity never revealed) and the Nova (with the question of how it grants wishes in the first place. Meggy and Mario both have their heads expand while they try and write down what they have learned in the Kirby lore. Sora walks in late asking if he's not late before his heads explodes from all the lore. In the end Meggy is reduced to just het skeleton while Mario keeps his body intact but his head deflates after all the lore has been told.)
Mario: Somebody kill me-
SMG4 VS Bob: Who can anger Twitter more? - By @daemon On Twitter[]
Bob: oH tHaT's ToO eAsY i'Ve GoT tHiS
(Bob then posts a tweet saying that SMG4 is bad and makes the X (formerly Twitter) community happy.)
Bob: LoL gEt ReXt SmG4
(Bob then proceeds to laugh.)
SMG4: Why anger people when I can make them happy!
(SMG4 then proceeds to show one of his "well-known" SMG4 shorts. That ends up angering the X (formerly Twitter) community and he gets chased by them.)
SMG4: They say I run faster then light itself.
(SMG4 is then alone in the city of Inkopolis.)
SMG4: Those bullies won't bother me now!
(He then proceeds to do the exact same thing in the SMG4 short that angered them in the first place, but they find him and nuke him.)
Melony VS Toad: Who can survive being with an identical clone of themselves the longest? - By @Cool_Ace On YouTube[]
(Melony is just sleeping in a bed when a clone of her pushes her off the bed to sleep on it. The real Melony flips the bed to get the clone off to sleep on it.)
Dopple Melony: Get off my bed now!
Melony: It's MY bed!
(They both proceed to fight in their Deity forms while the Toads just look at them fighting, while holding coffee.)
Toad: Heh, women.
(The Toads laugh and drink their coffee.)
Shroomy VS Mario: Who can win in a mushroom eating contest? - By @Borgz the Dutch Cyborg On Twitter[]
(It starts off with the stack of mushrooms that they'll be eating.)
Mario: LET'S GOOOOO
(Mario then proceeds to eat the mushrooms while Shroomy watches in disbelief before he slaps himself.)
Shroomy: FOR THE LOVE OF WIIIIN
(Shroomy then takes one of the mushrooms and take a small bite to taste it.)
Shroomy: Hey, that wasn't half bad!
(Shroomy proceeds to eat the mushrooms like Mario while Toad stares in disbelief at the two.)
Swag VS Luigi: Who can drink the fluids under the sink faster? - By @Cat On Twitter[]
(Luigi is looking at the Bleach with caution.)
Luigi: Sawg, should we really be doing-
(Luigi is cut off by Swag chugging the entire bottle of bleach and burping.)
Swag: lololol That hit the spot Blee-Ah-Chay Dope name too
(Swag then looks at Luigi who hasn't even taken one sip of the bleach bottle.)
Swag: Hey you gonna drink that?
(He then walks over to Luigi and takes the bottle out of his hands, which he proceeds to chug the entire thing again. Only this time, he dies due to poisoning while Luigi looks in disbelief and shock. Swag Wins!)
SMG4 VS Mario: Who can convince Valve to add a major update to Team Fortress 2? - By @Max the Creature On YouTube[]
(Starts off with a minor Gabe Newell jumpscare before revealing SMG4 and Mario, prepared to make their proposals.)
SMG4: Mr. Newell, sir, look at this poor orphan heavy. He has to struggle daily to survive because of your negligence.
The heavy: Heavy has the big sad
(Gabe Newell then turns to Mario.)
Gaben: What do you have to say?
(Mario isn't there anymore. He then appears next to Gabe Newell.)
Mario: My argument? Do it.
(This enrages Gabe Newell who says no before lasering Mario to the back of the room before he explodes multiple times and is reduced to just a skeleton.)
Gaben: I like your moxie kid!
(Gaben then says that TF2 had a major update, only adding 1 singular hat.)
SMG4: Oh come on!
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Closing Statement[]
(Judge Kirby bangs his gavel as everyone is exhausted from playing challenges.)
Kirby: you have all fought well but... This is such a hard decision...
(Mario gets up from the ground a bit lightheaded but freed from Lawyer Kong's mind control.)
Mario: YES!! Mario has control again!!
Lawyer Kong: WHAT!?! Not if I can help it!! (Pulls out another IP ownership act much to Mario's shock but not before Meggy can stop him.)
Meggy: Back off, bucko.
Kirby: SILENCE!!
Kirby: I think to break this stalemate... It's time... (Pulls out a radio and turns it on, initiating the rap battle.) Time for the closing statement to decide the victor. Poyo.
Lawyer Kong: But—but wait!!
Mario: (Holds a microphone in his hand) You heard the puffball!!
(Mario goes over to SMG4 and Meggy's side of the courtroom. The three fist bump each other.)
SMG4: That's right. It's time to break it down for you!
Rap Battle[]
(With one strike of the gavel, Judge Kirby destroys the weakened Super DMCA into dust.)
Verdict[]
(All characters on Nintendo's side of the court are free from mind control, much to their happiness.)
(Lawyer Kong gasps in horror.)
Lawyer Kong: N-no... This cannot be... (Falls down to the floor in defeat)
Meggy: GUYS!! WE DID IT!!
Mario: YEEEEAAHHHHH!!!
(The Nintendo characters jump from their seats and celebrate SMG4's victory. Melony and Tari embrace each other, while Whimpu tries to hug Belle but gets punched away by her.)
SMG4: Thank you all so much. The channel is saved!
Lawyer Kong: Screw this! Whats the point of being a Nintendo lawyer if Nintendo doesn't even believe in me!!!
(Lawyer Kong spins like a helicopter and transforms into his old ego, Funky Kong.)
Funky Kong: Im gonna go and dance to funky music and sell weapons instead.
(Funky Kong flies out of the courtroom much to Mario, SMG4, and Meggy's confusion.)
Luigi: Im just happy we can all hang out again!
Boopkins: Yeah I missed you guys so much!
Bob: cAn We StIlL mAkE dRuGs- ErR i MeAn MeMeS tHoUgH?
Tari: (gasps in realization) Aww you guys did an arc without me? (Saiko comforts a sad Tari.)
Mario: Lets have spaghetti to celebrate!
[Hold it!]
(Judge Kirby is revealed to have been controlled by none other than Shigeru Miyamoto himself, leaving the courtroom in shock.)
SMG4: MIYAMOTO-SAN?!
Meggy: Wait.. but.. How!?
Miyamoto: Yes! In an actual court trial, your arguments would be invalid and incredibly stupid but... I want to see first hand if you were a threat. And I can tell from these challenges that YOU and your friends did... You're cool and fun people!!!
SMG4: Yay! Miyamoto likes me!
Miyamoto: BUT! (Meggy and SMG4 are surprised, the latter's head shattering.) I have one condition...
SMG4: W-whats that?
MIyamoto: ...
Miyamoto: YOU CAN'T LOOK LIKE MARIO!!!
Everybody gasps
SMG4: WHAT?!
Miyamoto: Do you accept my terms?
SMG4: Yes...
SMG4: If it means i can stay here with my friends... I accept...
Miyamoto begins rewriting SMG4's IP, then throws the paper at SMG4
SMG4 begins turning into his redesign, he floats down after him transforming and looks at his new design
Saiko, Tari and Melony look at SMG3, SMG3 shrugs and gets redesigned as well
SMG3: AHH! I'M ASIAN!
Meggy: Ayeee welcome to the permanent new body club!
Saiko: (holding up a permanent body club sign) One of us. One of us.
Luigi looks at Saiko in disapproval
Luigi: Oh...
Mario: SMG4.. How do you feel?
SMG4: I FEEL GOOD! I FEEL BETTER THAN GOOD! Because... I'm free! I'm free and I can make the videos I want to make again!
The crowd begins clapping
Bob: dAmN, wHaT a HeAd.
Boopkins: I think he looks very handsome!
Miyamoto glares at Bob and Boopkins
Miyamoto: You two can change too!! I'm sick and tired of seeing any YouTube videos with a Spike or Garos filled with comments of your names.
Miyamoto throws a permanent IP change to Bob and Boopkins and they start to transform
Bob: A A A A A A A A A A A A A
Boopkins: AAAAHHHH!!!!!
Bob: I CAN FEEL MY OVARIES TRANSFORMING
Epilogue[]
(The scene changes to a desert sunset. The camera zooms out into the RV and pans towards a redesigned Boopkins.)
Boopkins: Oh man, this new body's gonna take some getting used to!
Bob: yOu KiDdInG mE? cHeCk OuT tHiS sIcK gAnGsTeR bAnDaNa! (starts to beatbox)
Boopkins: Hey that's the spirit! Self love is important!
Luigi: HEY!
(Luigi in his Heisenberg persona is standing outside of the RV.)
Luigi: Stop standing around and help me cook some more memes. We have work to do.
Bob and Boopkins: Yes, boss!
(The camera pans up and to the other side of the RV, where SMG4, Mario, and Meggy are sitting and watching the sunset.)
Meggy: I'm so glad everything turned out fine in the end...
SMG4: Yeah, I've gotten use to this new body too! LOOK WHAT I CAN DO!
(Meggy and Mario watch as SMG4 expands his mustache much like Mario can do.)
Meggy: And now we can live on without being in fear of Nintendo... (notices Mario with his head down) Mario, you ok?
(Mario is on the verge of tears.)
Mario: Im...Im so glad you guys didn't die. It was very scary living in a world without you two
Meggy: Awwww. That's probably the sweetest thing you've ever said Mario
SMG4: Yeah man. Thanks from saving us from that crazy monkey...
(Funky Kong descends from the sky. Meggy, Mario, and SMG4 are expecting another fight.)
SMG4: Oh no. Guys! Get ready for a fight
Funky Kong: Hee, hee, YOU GUYS WANNA BUY SOME WEAPONS!?
(The trio can only look in confusion.)
Luigi: I would like some weapons!
Bob: oH yEaH mE tOo!
Boopkins: Do you have any anime paraphernalia?
Meggy: NO! NO WEAPONS!
(The camera starts panning up towards the sky.)
Mario: Aww cmon. Mario wants weapons too!
SMG4: Yeah maybe a lil bit o firearms.
Meggy: I SAID NO!!!
Funky Kong: This kong. Has a funny GUN.
FIN
(The camera fades out to all black as everything in the mushroom Kingdom and the channel finally returns to normal, with a few new twists... for now.)
Post-Episode[]
Luke: WOO! YEAH! NINTENDO DIDN'T KICK MY A$$ YEAH! Get out of here! (Throws his Mario hat away and puts on his SMG4 cap) Oh, it's good to be back. Hey guys! Thank you ALL so much for watching that WOTFI! We had so much fun making it, and, y'know it was really exciting to see the story come together in the end. We went super meta with it, and we decided to change SMG4's design and Bob and Boopkins in case... actual Nintendo decides to DMCA us oof! But don't worry guys, Mario and Luigi, their designs aren't changing, so... (SMG4 Mario looks at Mario from the Super Mario Bros. Movie and kicks him away from the screen) don't worry about that. And to top it all off, we're havin' a very spicy exciting uh- announcement for you guys. Introducing... AniMatez, our animation figurine collectible line! Look, we decided to make figurines of all our characters, we got... new design SMG4 over here, and we also got Meggy in her lawyer version. I think they turned out really well, we just decided, y'know, we wanted a little miniature version of our characters up on our shelves and, y'know we figured you guys would want that as well. So go check that out! We also have other limited-edition WOTFI merch over on smg4.store like a T-shirt and a keychain, but be quick because for the next 10 days only there's a 15% discount, get it before they're gone forever and all that stuff. So yeah, smg4.store guys! And again, thank you all so much for watching WOTFI 2022, it's been a really fun ride and... here's to next year guys! Bye bye! (Luke fades away and the screen fades to black.)
Credits roll.