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Nah I'm not doing this s*** again! |
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"JUST LIKE THE SIMULATIONS!" |
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This page is the transcript for SMG4: War of the Fat Italians 2017.
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S to the M to the G to the 4
That's a name I'm sure you heard of before. Filled to the brim with rhythm and flow A sexy ass man from head to toe Now I don't want to mention but just pay attention Cause I'm about to kick your ass to the next dimension If you think you're gonna win then you're deranged! Because ever since the beginning, nothing's changed! An overweight plumber won't ever stick You need a man like me who's EXTRA THICC! Try and take a swing but you'll never be the king You're gonna be knocked out with a RING RING RING! |
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OH BOY, YOU'RE BACK, am I living a dream?
I get to re-destroy this stupid ass meme What you gonna do, you stupid dingus? Sit at your computer and yell out pingas? You're weak and pathetic and never athletic Dr. Mario thinks that you're a diabetic As you sit at your computer all day long Doing crap all except expanding that dong! Now go home and cry to all your little fans! While me, Mario, I got much better plans! You're such a big fool and this may sound cruel, But sorry Glitchy, I've already won this duel! |
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HAHA, that's funny but we've only begun!
I've brought some help to show you how it's done!
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Mario, my paisano, it's time to stop,
If you keep this up, my ears are gonna pop! You do nothing with your life, except saving Peach, How about you try some exercise or maybe even bleach! Sorry bro, but every diss here is true, Looks like for once, you're player two. |
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Oh no, it's Luigi, I'm so afraid!
I can't stand losers who's never gotten laid. You rap like a mom, it's really freaking dumb. Just go back home and keep sucking on your thumb. Now I've got a rapper who you don't want to cross! C'mon, Fishy Boopkins, show 'em who's boss! |
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Hey SMG4! You're stinky and fat!
And um, crap, I also hate your hat? I'm sorry, that was really mean! Oh man, it's not easy being green! |
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I'm sorry Fishy Boopkins, but that rap was invalid.
Cause I'm not going to listen to some stupid salad! Is this your best, Mario? Cause it's sounding weak! You're gonna end up adding to my winning streak! Here comes my next rapper, things are looking dire. Give it to him E. Gadd, and spit hot fire! |
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What's up, b*tches, this is my rapping debut!
Looks like this rap, could use some higher IQ! Mario, there seems to be a lot of tension, Don't fret boy! Have this new invention! Use this mic, it'll help you refute! But that's only because it'll be on mute! |
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Shut up, you stupid wannabe Edison!
Go home and take your old people medicine! Now I'm gonna need someone as cool as spaghetti! I need the one, the only, the bad ass Meggy! |
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Meggy: (singing)
It's such a shame! You boys are lame! Just raise your game, raise your game, baby! Never give up, yeah! |
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WoO WaT Up BiTcHeS It'S BoB TiMe!
GiViNg OuT hOt BeAtS lIkE BuStArHyMe! BiTcHeS, gEt ReAdY, hErE cOmEs ThE hOok! ChEcK oUt My InStAgRaM, sNaPcHaT, aNd FaCeBoOk! |
