SMG4: Wario Tries To Stop Himself From Dying is the thirteenth episode of Season 10 and the five hundred and sixty-sixth overall to be uploaded by SMG4.
This episode was aired on April 11, 2020.
Wario accidentally dies. Again, and again, and again.
At the Wario Bros. Residence (which consists of just a bed, a toilet, and some mere necessities near a roadside dumpster in New Exton), Wario wakes up to start his day, and is greeted by the sight of Fishy Boopkins stuck in a tree, calling for help, with Duck Hunt dog barking up at him. Annoyed, Wario throws his alarm clock at Boopkins, knocking him out of the tree and letting Duck Hunt dog attack Boopkins, to which Wario laughs. He then witnesses Old Man Walker being lifted away by Pierce, to which he also laughs. Just then, Waluigi calls out for Wario's help to remove something from their toilet. Wario refuses and slowly walks away, while an unknown creature grabs Waluigi with a tentacle and strangles him. As if by karma however, Wario ends up being hit by a truck as he's driving along.
Suddenly, he wakes up in bed, thinking it was just a dream. However, he sees that the day he "dreamed" about has repeated itself, again watching Duck Hunt dog bark at Boopkins, Old Man Walker being carried away by Pierce, and Waluigi asking for Wario's help unclogging the toilet. Utterly confused, Wario goes on his way, this time avoiding the truck by walking. However, he ends up walking under a piano a Koopa Troopa and a Goomba were trying to pull up. However, because the Goomba had no hands at the start, the Koopa Troopa drops the piano onto the unsuspecting Wario, crushing him to death.
Wario wakes up yet again, thinking it was another dream, but he sees that the day has repeated itself a second time. Like before, Waluigi runs up to Wario, telling him that the toilet's clogged and he needs his help. Wario, however, interrupts Waluigi and asks him if he's ever died and lived the same day over and over, much to Waluigi's confusion. Annoyed, Wario leaves Waluigi and goes about his day. He realizes that he's trapped in an endless cycle of life and death, and takes extra precautions to prevent himself from dying. This time, he avoids both previous deaths but ends up dying from a Bob-omb that explodes right in front of him. Waking up a third time, Wario decides to stay in bed to avoid the many deaths his dream gave him. The creature stuck inside the Wario Bros.' toilet is revealed to be a Xenomorph, which devours Wario upon exiting said toilet.
Tired of this cycle, Wario decides to try his best to have a normal life, not caring if he keeps dying believing it will eventually the time loop will subside. Much to his chagrin, all of his attempts failed miserably as he dies in the following:
Eventually, Wario realizes that as he was stuck in a loop, he cannot die, and decides to take advantage of it. He goes on a rampage across New Exton and the Central District firing rockets, stealing a car from Toadsworth, and even stealing from the banks, ending up in a police chase. He manages to avoid a rocket shot by RMKP and stops when he is on top of a tall building. However, he ends up falling to his death as the Royal Mushroom Kingdom Air Force overpowered him by surrounding him with helicopters.
Frustrated that none of his efforts succeed, Wario decides to fight for survival. He starts by engaging the Xenomorph clogging the toilet, killing it with a good kick to its groin. Suddenly, three Bob-ombs walk in front of Wario and attempt to blow up, but Wario knocks them away before they can do so. Just then, Mario appears, asking Wario for something, but upon being decapitated by Wario, decides to come back later. Wario is then greeted by Hank Hill running towards him yelling, but he kills him by throwing the pot he used as a helmet. Wario then stops a plane that was about to hit Waluigi and is greeted by Lightning McQueen racing towards him, though McQueen ends up slipping on a gnome Wario threw in McQueen's way. Suddenly, Wario finds himself surrounded by a zombie horde. Undeterred, he manages to fend them off until midnight, when the zombies disappear. After realizing he survived, he passes out from exhaustion.
Wario wakes up the next day, and to his surprise and relief, time has advanced to the next day. As Wario celebrates, however, Death himself appears, annoyed that Wario survived his curse of eternal death. When Wario asks why, Death reveals that it was because Wario took the last scoop of chocolate mint swirl. Surprised by this stupid and trivial reason, Wario bursts into laughter over Death's anger and prepares to tell everyone about it on social media. Humiliated, Death runs off crying. With the camera irising in on him as he does.
The video ends with a brief message saying that "ice cream is bad for you".