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This is the transcript for SMG4: We Don't Talk About What Happened in the Elevator
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Walter White: Thank you YouTube for letting me hold a cooking class at their headquarters, remember to like comment and subsc-
(gets hit by SMG4's RV)
SMG4: GUYS WE GOTTA HURRY, OR MY CHANNEL WILL DIEEEEE!!!!
SMG3: Dude, your over-reacting.
SMG4: IM NOT OVER REACCCCTING! (breaks a glass door)
SMG3: (sighs)
(Mario gets out of the van disguised as a detective)
Meggy: Mario for the last time; there is no magical spinning chips at YouTube's headquarters.
Mario: YES THERE IS IT HAS TO BE HERE! (Mario shows his iPhone) SEE?
(SMG4 enters the YouTube offices screaming)
Clerk person: Hello sir! How are you?
SMG4: Oh IM GREATTT! (gets closer to the clerk with a menacing look) You wanna know why?
(SMG4 shows his computer)
SMG4: YOUTUBE COPYRIGHTED MY LATEST MASTERPIECE!!! 10 MINUTES OF HARD WORK GOOONE!
SMG4: and... (sobbing) WHAT IF MY CHANNEL GETS DELETTTED?
(falls to the ground and starts crying)
(SMG3 appears)
SMG3: (pointing to SMG4) I don't know him...
Clerk person: (removes SMG4's computer from his face) Sorry, there's nothing much i can do
(SMG4 gets depressed and falls to the ground)
(SMG3 looks at SMG4 and says "God damnit")
(Mario searches for the spinning fries and finds them)
(Heavy takes the spinning fries)
Heavy: Moist and delicious.
(Mario attacks Heavy)
Meggy: NO! MARIO COME BACK HERE.
(Focus switches to SMG3)
SMG3: Alright screw this, i'm out of here
(SMG4 grabs onto SMG3's legs and sobs)
SMG3: The hell? Let go of me you b****
(SMG3 tries to get his leg away from SMG4 but breaks it)
SMG3: Ok fine... we'll go up there and talk to those youtube asses ourselves.
(SMG4 becomes happy and SMG3 throws him into the elevator)
Clerk person: Hey! You cant go ther-
(SMG3 transforms the clerk into a croissant)
SMG3: We'll be right back Meggy
Meggy: ok! please be quick!!
(SMG4 slightly sobs before stopping and tries to talk to SMG3)
SMG3: Shut up...
SMG3: Lets just do this stupid thing and get the hell out of here.
(The elevator suddenly stops making metallic noises)
SMG3: No way...
SMG4: Wha... what happened!
(SMG3 frantically presses the 4 button on the elevator)
SMG3: Come on YOU. STUPID. THING
(SMG3 tries to open the doors with SMG4 but fails)
SMG3: AHHHH!! WE'RE STUCK!!
SMG4: Hah! Now who's the panicking one? I'll just call Meggy and she'll get us out in no time.
(Back to Heavy walking away from Mario trying to get him)
Mario: You'll never get away from me!
(Mario then pulls out a propeller mushroom switching into "maximum overdrive")
Meggy: Get your ass back here!
(Meggy jumps Mario causing the propeller mushroom to fly up to space and explode a T-Mobile satellite)
Meggy: Eh, I'm sure no one needed that.
(Back to SMG4 losing his T-Mobile service)
SMG4: Ok... Maybe we can worry...
(SMG4 and SMG3 start to panic in the elevator. SMG4 finds the control panel and puts two cables in each other causing the elevator to go haywire)
SMG3: TURN IT OFFF!!
(SMG3 lights some dynamite and bombs near the elevator door)
SMG4: DUDE WHAT ARE YOU DOING
SMG3: Modern day problems require modern day solutions. Now let's take cover!
SMG4: But... where?
(They both realize they don't have cover and the bombs explode)
(Then they both take out spoons and start mining the elevator wall, this causes them to see a fiery cave with Markiplier tied on a pike surrounded by Demonetization Demons)
Markiplier: What are you doing? With your life?
(Markiplier then gets torn to shreds by the demons and SMG4 and 3 rebuild the wall with wood)
(Back to Meggy holding back Mario from attacking Heavy)
Heavy: I've soiled diaper.
Meggy: DUDE! Can you behave?! SMG4's in enough hot water as it is!
Mario: (disorted voice) BUT MARIO MUST ACQUIRE THE FLOATING CHIPPIES
Meggy: Hmmm...
(Meggy gets an idea)
Meggy: Here, follow me.
(Meggy and Mario turn into leg creatures, then they hide behind a wall, Meggy launches a rubberband towards Scout's fries causing them to fly and bounce off a wall back towards Meggy again)
Mario: My turn!
(Mario stretches the rubberband super far)
Meggy: Wait, Mario, I don't think-
(Mario launches the rubberband towards Demoman's face causing his entire skin to be ripped off his skull, Scout screams in fear)
Mario: ...hey, you gonna eat that?
(Back at the elevator, SMG4 and SMG3 are trying to scape by removing part of the ceiling)
SMG3: (holding SMG4) Bro... honestly...Mario is...lighter than you.
(SMG4 kicks SMG3 face in anger, after that he finally breaks the ceiling.)
SMG4: Ha,ha! (sticks his head out of the ceiling) YES! FREEDO-
(SMG4 sees Susan on a ledge and gets scared, so he welds back the broken part of the roof rapidly. He then makes an approval sign)
SMG3: Oh cool, what a smart move...
(SMG3 violently throws SMG4 to the ground)
SMG3: Why didn't i think of sealing off the... ONLY ESCAPE WE HAD!!
(SMG4 looks sadly to the ground and sights)
(In the next scene SMG4 and SMG3 they are lying on the ground of the elevator, then SMG3 gets up and takes out a diary called "SMG3's Sussy Notebook" and starts writing in it.)
SMG3: If you find my body...please bury me far away from SMG4
(SMG4 gets up in disappointment)
SMG4: Dude, it's been 10 minutes
(SMG3 angrily ignores him and keeps writing.)
SMG3: Someone please look after my Eggdog. He can't held for himself...
(Contrary to what SMG3 believes, Eggdog is throwing a party with hundreds of Ugandan Knuckles)
SMG4: (looking over SMG3's shoulder) I've seeing you writing on that thing for weeks, didn't know you had a sensitive side.
(SMG3 gets angry at this accusation and yells at SMG4)
SMG3: WHAT!? WHAT'S WRONG WITH BEING SENSITIVE!?
SMG4: (looking nervous) Nothing dude! Relax-
SMG3: WELL YOU WHINE TOO MUCH!
SMG4: (looking angry) EXCUSE ME?!! Whining? I never whine!
(SMG3 reminds SMG4 about him crying by the fact his latest video got demonetized a few hours earlier.)
(Both SMGs look angrily to eachother for a moment, then they start "fighting" with their arms)
(Back at the outside of the elevator, Meggy is looking her phone while Mario is angrily trying to escape from his jail.)
Meggy: Where are they... they should've been done by now.
Mario: I WANT CHIIIIIPS!! (Audio: GET ME OUTTA HERE!!!)
Meggy: (presses the elevator's button) Im gonna check on them...
Mario: NO PRISON CAN CONTAIN THE LIKES OF MARIO!! (gets his head hitted by the jail's interior)
(Meggy waits, expecting the elevator's door to open. But instead she gets a message from the Elevator's digital screen that says "Eat my ass!)
Meggy: Oh, no...
(Meggy, surprised, tries again and again by pressing the button, but all she gets its a remix of Window's error sound with a dancing black guy and an Among Us character twerking)
(Meggy looks desperate and Mario looks at her like a smug)
Mario: Need Mario's help?
Meggy: ...no!
(Then Meggy uses the crying Heavy as a bazooka by kicking his balls, but all Heavy can shoot is sandwiches, the elevator approves this by saying "Yummy" accompanied by a "😋" emoji)
(Meggy angrily throws Heavy, which impacts Demoman, which was on a wheelchair. This causes two giants YouTube logos to appear and explode on them.)
(Meggy looks extremely angry to it while Mario is in the background silently laughing and dancing at her failing to enter the elevator. Meggy notices this and feels defeated)
Meggy: ...ok fine. Yes, i do need your help Mario.
(The she uses a Gmod tool to delete Mario's jail, allowing Mario to break free.)
(Mario goes dancing gorilla as approaches to the elevator and he disguises as "Optimus Prime 3000" version of himself, he prepares to supposedly attack, and starts making random noises. Meggy sights at this as she couldn't believe she's allowing help from the plumber. Mario ends his nonsense noises by saying "boobies", the elevator approves this by saying "A man of culture i see..." and opens the door.)
(Meggy is very surprised at this)
Meggy: Wow...uh...Nice, dude
(Both Mario and Meggy enter the outside part of the elevator searching for the SMGs)
Meggy: SMG4! SMG3! YOU GUYS OK?
(Inside the elevator, both SMG4 and SMG3 are still fighting very tired, until they hear Meggy's voice)
Meggy: HELLO?!?!?! GUYS?!?!
SMG4: YEAH, WE'RE HERE!!!
SMG3: ELEVATOR'S BROKEN!!! SAVE MEE!!!
(Mario jocking yells at him in response, and starts laughing.)
Meggy: DON'T WORRY, WE'RE COMING!! (she tries to climb the elevator's rod)
Meggy: C'mon, Mario. We gotta climb there and get them!
Mario: Wouldn't it be easier going up the stairs and dropping down?
Meggy: (realizes) ...Yeah, i guess that would work.
(Mario and Meggy go upstairs and break into the building's top, only to found out a tent.)
Mario: Wait a minute... (points at the tent) Hey some hobo has been living out here!
(Then they discovered a furniture blocking the elevator mechanism.)
Meggy: That's what's jamming the elevator!
Mario: MOVE THAT SWEET ASS! (tries to get the furniture off the elevator, only to getting his face slapped by a mysterious person)
(The person walks for a moment, intriguing Mario and Meggy. Then the mysterious character reveals and turns out to be Susan. This surprises them and try to pronounce her full name, only to fail constantly.)
Meggy: Former YouTube CEO Susan Woji...Wojikow...Wojiji... (Mario and Meggy look at each other) Wojajajaja...Wojoooooooooooo...Bddrrdehhdudehehaa?
(Susan facepalms after both Meggy and Mario fail to pronounce her name correctly)
Susan: YES! IT IS I!! I live up here now!
(Starts Flashbacks)
Susan: Ever since i stepped down as CEO of YouTube life has been hard to me! No one wants to hire an old dinosaur like me!
(Ends Flashbacks)
Susan: So now im just living in this elevator shaft! And I've been secretly demonetizing people's videos as revenge! (evil laughing)
(Then she show's a computer with SMG4's latest demonetized video)
Meggy: So it was... YOU! THAT'S BEEN DEMONISING SMG4'S VIDEOS!
Susan: YES, IT WAS I! I'M THE NEW VILLAIN! IT'S TIME TO THE SUSAN ARC TO-
Mario: I DON'T GIVE A SH*T!!!
(Mario angrily attacks her and throws it into the street, crashing on the sidewalk.)
Meggy: (peeks out at Susan) Uh, i'm sure she should be fine! (approaches to the jammed mechanism)
Meggy: Now, let's unjam this! (T-Poses while making chainsaw noises and cutting the furniture)
(Meanwhile, SMG4 and SMG3 are still in the Elevator, slowly becoming crazy)
SMG4: (aggressively) Look at this clown just staring at me... With his HAT... and his GLOVES... AH, he's got no RIZZ!
SMG3: (in an aggressive voice tone) SMG4...I hate you... You...You!.... BAKA!
(Both of them starts screaming and "fighting" again with their arms, until they realize the elevator is functioning again.)
SMG4: The elevator is working again!
SMG3: THOSE IDIOTS DID IT!
(The SMGs finally arrive at the top of the building, where Mario and Meggy welcome them.)
(Mario's holding a sign that says "welcome back :) ")
Meggy: Hey, welcome back!
SMG4: (violently hugs Meggy) THANK YOU GUYS FOR SAVING US!
SMG3: Yeah! Another minute with this idiot, and i would've DIED!
SMG4: Now to go rescue my channel!
Mario: (smirks) Ohhh Mario doesn't think that'll be a problem anymore!
(In the next scene we see Susan stil laying in the street, after she gets up he appears a demonetizing demon who takes her to what appears to be a portal.)
(The credits show up, end of the episode)