[CastleCraft: World War Advertisement Segment]
Beast: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! AAAAH! (Sound Effect)
Anti-Shroomy: (Shoots Beast) Things have been too easy lately..
(SMG4 jumps out of the stash of beats)
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Shroomy: Yay! This is so much Slaying Demo- (Gets hit by one of the Beasts) AAAAAAAA
[SMG4 Intro]
[MUSHROOM KINGDOM'S, NEXT IN TECH]
Mario: Since the dawn of time... Man has asked one thing
Mario: How can I eat without moving
Mario: Well watch this!
Mario: (Throws Spaghetti) Hey Alexa, feed me!
(The Spaghetti stands up automatically and goes into Mario's mouth)
(The audience cheers)
Jesus: How'd you come up with this idea?!
Mario: I was struck with genius
[Flashbacks to Mario getting a big brain]
(Mario puts two crayons on his nose, referencing Jeffy from SML)
(Mario's brain then expands)
Mario: Oooh! (Sound Effect)
Kermit: This is just in! Tech Genius Mario
Kermit: has just discovered the world's most useful invention
Kermit: This fast rising star is earning a fortune!
Kermit: We've sent a film crew to follow his luxurious lifestyle.
[At Mario's house]
Mario: WHAT'S GOING ON GUYS
Mario: WELCOME TO-A MARIO'S CRIIIIB!
(Fireworks launch behind him and the place goes on fire)
(The video shows various places of his house)
Mario: Here is Mario's HALLWAY OF EPIC ACHIEVEMENTS
Mario: Here's Mario's youtube playbutton
(The plaque shows SMG4's name replaced with Mario's name)
Mario: Here I am getting a photo with THE Obama
Mario: And here's Mario taking a photo with an admirer
Mario: Mario's also got so many cool things installed for this house, watch this
Mario: Wanna listen to some tunes? (Sound Effect)
(As Mario claps his hand, Steve shows up and blows his flute)
(..Then Mario sleeps as he finds the music soothing)
Mario: Here you can see I hired my own spaghetti servants
(The Spaghetti Servant gives Mario spaghetti and Mario eats the Servant)
Mario: and I've got a cool security system in my place.
(Wario is about to break into Mario's house)
(A cardboard Rick Astely then shows up in front of Wario)
Rick Astely: GONNA MAKE YOU DIE
Rick Astely: (Gun goes out of his pingas) SAY GOODBYE
Wario: NO PLEASE SPARE ME RICK ASTELY, I WASTED MY MONEY ON ONLYFANS(Sound Effect)
Rick Astely: SIMP (Gun shoots)
Mario: Now Mario's been investing in aloooot of new things!
Mario: (Faces his computer to the audience) This is called an NFT! Mario just spent $100,000 on it!
Mario: Yep!
Mario: $100,000 dollars on an internet drawing....
(Mario turns hollow)
Mario: Mario always needs to get around...
Mario: WHICH IS WHY I HAVE 6523 TESLA CARS!
Mario: Y'know what I'm saying baby, we gotta get a couple of cars here y'know what I'm saying (Sound Effect)
Mario: This bad boy can fit so much spaghetti (Sound Effect)
(Spaghetti releases out of the car)
Mario: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (Sound Effect)
Mario: LOOK AT ALL THESE COOL FEATURES!!!!
[ELECTRIC POWERED]
Pikachu: CALL 911 NOWW!!!
[BUILT IN VIDEO GAMES]
Mario: Here we go! (Sound Effect)
(Mario's car crashes through a wall)
[TRANSFORMS]
(Mario presses a button to make the car transform)
Whimpu: Oh my god Optimus Prime (Sound Effect)
Whimpu: AAAAA (Sound Effect)
[SEATS]
[JET ENGINES]
[Jet Engines Activated]
(Mario's car gets a Jet Engine feature and crashes at a tree and explodes)
Mario: Mario's been also using his money to help the world...
Mario: Did you know...
Mario: Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes (Sound Effect)
(Mario plants a tree and waters it with a watering can)
Mario: So Mario planted a tree to help out.
(Mario jumps into his Ferari and uses his Jet Engine feature and sets the forest on fire)
[BREAKING NEWS]
Kermit: This is just in. For now goddamn reason, Millionare Mario has been added to fortnite.
(Cuz Mario might be super duper bouncy, super duper.)
(Default Fornite Skin guy shoots Mario and dances)
Mario: AHHHHHH WHY DID I THINK THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA
Mario: WASSUP GUYS, MARIO'S DECIDED TO GIVE SOME MONEY TO MY POOR FRIENDS
Bob: WhAt DiD hE jUsT cAlL uS?!
Mario: AND MARIO'S GONNA BE DOING THIS THROUGH A CHALLENGE
Mario with MrBeast's voice: I put Mario's poor friends INSIDE OF A GIANT CIRCLE
Mario still with MrBeast's voice: AND WHOEVER LEAVES THE CIRCLE LAST WINS $500,000
SMG4: HOLYY SHIIIITT!! (Sound Effect)
(The gang looks at each other)
Meggy: Is this it?
Mario: Oh right, I forgot the bees
Meggy: WAT?! (Sound Effect)
(Mario releases Wasps from a box)
The gang: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (Sound Effect)
Saiko: AYO WHAT THE F*CK? (Sound Effect)
Tari: This is fine.. (Sound Effect)
(Mario then releases a 80°+ sun)
Bob: MmM sOmEtHiNg SmElLs LiKe BaRbEcUe
Boopkins: Well, it can't get anymore worse, right..?
Mario: Nope! (Sound Effect)
(Mario releases one last torture for the gang, a bajillion singing Toads..)
Luigi: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (Sound Effect)
Toads: YOU'LL NEVER SEE IT COMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Saiko: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!! (Saiko's head explodes)
(Tari and Boopkins get blown away)
Tari and Boopkins: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Luigi's body gets blown away as well, leaving his skeleton)
(Bob explodes)
(Meggy's eardrums burst and she turns into paper and falls)
(SMG4 gets deleted)
(It then cuts to Mario is standing in the same position, while Meggy, Saiko and Luigi are lying on the floor, hinting that they have died)
Mario: I won!!! :D
[MARIO'S GUIDE TO CRYPTO]
[CRYPTO STONKS]
(Mario silently stares at his computer)
Mario: WTF IS GOING ONNNNNNNNNN
[LATER]
(The doorbell rings at Mario's door)
(Mario opens the door)
Business Man: Uh boss
Business Man: did you lose a million dollars on a doge coin?
Mario: Uhhh maybe...
Business Man: Was it because the coin had a funny dog image on it
Mario: ..Nnoooooooooooooooooo...
Mario: Mario has so much money, he's gonna go to space for some reason
(Mario's rocket launches off)
(Mario sees how it looks like outside the earth)
Mario: O MY GOD.. WAW! (Sound Effect)
Mario: and now to colonise mars!
(Mario sees two other rockets going for Mars)
(A race starts between the three)
Lakitu: Go Banana! (Sound Effect) (Shoots Gun)
(Jeff Bezos gets a question block and gets an amazon box)
(Jeff Bezos throws the amazon boxes to Mario)
Mario: Woaah!! (Sound Effect)
Mario: Hooh! Hooh! (Sound Effect)
(Elon Musk encounters a question block and gets a flamethrower)
(Elon Musk uses the flamethrower to burn Mario's rocket)
Jeff Bezos: Oh no (Sound Effect)
Jeff Bezos: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (Sound Effect)
(Mario, Jeff and Elon are about to land to Mars)
[BREAKING NEWS]
Kermit: This is just in, life on mars has just been discovered
[MAAAAAAMAAAAZON]
Mario: If you haven't heard, Mario has started his all new company!
Mario: MAAAAAAMAAAAZon.
Mario: if amazon delivers regular items, then MAAAAAAMAAAzon deivers people!!!
Mario: It's like a cheap airline!
Mario: Hello good sir, where are you headed to?
Mario: OOooo...look like Mario forgot to put in breathing holes in the box.
Mario: Nahh that's probably nothing. (Sound Effect)
[THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON]
Jimmothy Fallon: Tonight, our guest is multi-millionare super star, Mario!
Jimmothy Fallon: Who has accomplished a record amount of things in the past 10 minutes!
Jimmothy Fallon: And in the latest piece of news, the famous star is now getting his own movie!
Mario: WHAT THE HECK?! CHRIS PRATT?!?!
(Mario jumps off a building)
[Transition]
Jimmothy Fallon: Mario, with so many amazing achievements under your belt
Jimmothy Fallon: Which one are you most proud off
Mario: Getting out of bed today.
(The admirers claps)
jimmothy Fallon: Wow and what is the secret of your success
(Mario's answers get deeper answer by answer)
Mario: Depression
(The admirers claps faster)
Jimmothy Fallon: Anything you want to say your admirers Mario?
Mario: The demons won't go away.
(The admirers clap intensely fast)
Jimmothy Fallon: Wow and there you have it. The glimpse into a successful mans career.
Mario: I want to die
Mario: In Mario's off time, I gamble responsibly just to have fun!
Mario: HELL YEAH!!! LET'S GO BABY, MARIO'S GONNA MAKE MORE MONEY!
(Mario rolls Snake Eyes)
Mario: S%#!
(Mario's tokens get taken and gets placed on a Goomba's head)
Goomba: Money Money Money! (Sound Effect)
(Mario gets angry and disguises as one of the bankers)
Mario: Yo boss, i'm here to take the money to the bank
Gangster: Hmmm...You don't look like one of us
Mario: I was uhh...adopted.
(The Goomba gives a pissed stare for a second)
Gangster: Okii Dokii!! (Sound Effect)
(The Gangster gives the plate of tokens to Mario)
Mario: Phew...I got to be more careful...
Mario: LET'S GO, ALL OF MARIO'S MONEY! DOUBLE OR NOTHING!
(Mario rolls Snake Eyes again)
(Mario is screwed)
Mario: O H H.
[BREAKING NEWS]
Kermit: This just in, Mario stocks have crashed hard ever night after gambling all of his money away!
Kermit: He is now the poorest man in the world.
(A train passes by and the video shows Mario upset)
Mario: Hm.. (Sound Effect)
Mario: Hm? (Sound Effect)
Mario: What do you want?
Kojima: I wan to play a game with you.
Kojima: With a prize
Kojima: If you flip over my red square. You get the money
Mario: THIS IS EASY!
(Mario throws his square but misses)
Mario: Oh man...how about round two?
(Kojima slaps Mario)
Mario: HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!! (Sound Effect)
[Pink Soldiers from Squid Game kicks in]
Kojima: (Places a Squid Game invite on Mario's head) A special game is being hosted. why don't you come and play.
Kojima: You'll get a chance of making a lot of money
Mario: Hm? (Sound Effect)
Mario: Are you guys from playstation?
(Kojima slaps Mario)
Mario: AAAAAAAAAAA- (Sound Effect)
[SMG4 Outro]