SMG4: World War Mario/Transcript

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Script

[The episode starts with Anime Island and a single warboat. In the bottom right corner, a date is displayed: June 6th 2019. Soon, a fleet of boats swim to the shore with Mario and the crew inside one of them accompanied by soldiers. First we see Mario who doesn't seem to be bothered by whats happening, Luigi curled up in a ball panicking, and SMG4 with a worried expression.]

Mario: This is lots of fun!

[Camera is now focused on Tari, Boopkins and Saiko also accompanied by soldiers. Tari and Boopkins hold a radio and a medkit respectively and have a scared look on their face while Saiko holds a hammer and is ready for the fight.]

[The camera shows the third boat with Bob, Swagmaster, and Chris who are ALSO accompanied by soldiers. Bob is reading The Daily Globe, Chris is holding a gun, and Swagmaster wants to go already.]

Swagmaster69696969696: Let me at them!

Swagmaster: I’ll kick their kawaii ass!

[Camera returns to the second boat]

Tari: I can’t believe it’s come to this...

Saiko Bichitaru: Just hang on a little longer Meggy ...

[Camera returns to the first boat with Luigi having a panic attack wanting to leave the boat for reasons other than Swagmaster]

Luigi: I CAN'T TAKE IT!

Luigi: LET ME OUT!!!

Mario: Luigi! You baby, stop whining. There’s nothing to worry about.

Mario: Isn’t that right, fellas?

A gunner: You’re f*cked.

Mario: See?

[Luigi proceeds to audibly scream]

Chris: Okay guys, 30 seconds! The moment the boats land... be quick on your feet and clear the bunkers...and most importantly...get the hell of the beach...good luck...and may God be with you...

[Hatch starts opening]

Swagmaster: Chris, I'm scared!

Chris: Me too.

[Hatch opens and anime forces immediately open fire]

SMG4: Ah! Oh my god!

(Saiko shields the pistols with her hammer)

Saiko: MOVE YOUR ASSES!

Mario and SMG4 run through the battlefield!

Mario: So how's your Thursday going, SMG4?

SMG4: We’re all gonna die!

Fishy Boopkins: War... war never changes...

Bob: You goddamn waifus go back to your mangas and anime!

[One of the anime girls hits bob with a rocket launcher]

Bob: Oh god, my ovaries!

(Luigi tends to Bob,)

Luigi: YOU GUYS GO ON AHEAD!

[SMG4 tries to run but Mario trips him]

Anime sniper :"Wave goodbye to your head, wanker."

[Before she can take a shot she hears a sizzling noise and looks down to see a grenade right next to her she makes a shocked expression before being blown up]

Saiko: DIE, YOU BASTARDS!

[Camera turns to Mario, who amidst all gunfire and death, is laying on a sunbed enjoying a "firework show"]

Mario: Hey, this is a pretty good firework show.

SMG4: Goddamnit, Mario!

[SMG4 Kicks mario out of the sunbed and drags him along to latters annoyance]

Mario: Hey stinky! Mamaf**ker!

Tari: MAYDAY! MAYDAY! We need assistance!!!

SMG4: Hey! What’s the situation?

Boopkins: None of us can break past this point! It’s too heavily armed and there’s barbed wire everywhere! [Mario leaves the scene] SMG4: Oh wait wait wait, where are you going?

Mario saying in red text: It’s alright! Mario’s got 4 IQ!

[Mario examines the mine, getting close and closer to it until he decides to lay on it]

Mario: Mario’s gonna die!

SMG4: MARIO! DYING IS NOT THE ANSWER!

Mario: There!

[Mine explodes sending Mario into the barbed wire pushing it out of the way]

Mario: Mario’s so good!

SMG4 and Boopkins: GOOD JOB, MARIO!

[Camera turns to Swagmaster and Chris]

Swagmaster: Say hello to our little friend!

Swagmaster: Bon appétitty, bitches!

[Swagmaster fires a rocket launcher at the bunker. Dawn is seen running out of the explosion]

In Text: Dawn has severe third degree burns! Gained 40 Exp. points... and brain damage.

Chris: Yes! We got them! Now everybody on the-

[Chris gets hit by a bullet]

Swagmaster: ...Ch-Chris?

Swagmaster: You stupid...

[Swagmaster drops his rocket launcher]

Swagmaster: Chris, this can’t be real...

Swagmaster: Who’s mom am I gonna make fun off?

Chris: *cough* I'm fine...kick their asses for me.

[Swagmaster runs straight at the bunker the bullet was fired from. After Swagmaster passes a pillar, the anime character hiding behind it started firing at him.]

Anime character: Like a sambody, fuck you bitch!

[Swag dodges the bullets in slow-mo making his way into the bunker]

Swagmaster: Hey girls, you hungry? Open wide, motherf*cker!

[Swag shoots at point blank one of the anime girls hiding there]

Anime Character 2: Sheeeeeeeee-

[Swagmaster jumps at the other one but when doing so he topples the camera obstructing what he done to her swag proceeds deeper into the bunker kicking the three Pokémon gym leaders out]

Swagmaster: Get the f*ck out of here!

Anime character 2: Ooh, my ass! (Falls over revealing that Bob stabbed her.)

Bob: Need some help?

Swagmaster: Hm, thanks bruh.

Bob: Bruh? You’re not so bad yourself!

Swagmaster: Bruh.

Bob: Bruh.

Swagmaster & Bob: Off to kill anime (x2) lololololol

Luigi: Chris is going to be ok. The bullet missed his vitals.

Luigi: He'll have to stay behind for now.

Chris: Crap, I'm sorry guys.

Tari: Don’t be sorry! You fought very bravely.

SMG4: Well, let's do it then.

SMG4: There’s the entrance to the base.

Mario: Bro, Mario’s gonna kill some bitches!

[Scene changes to Francis in his lab.]

Francis: IT'S WORKING!

WeaBOO: Mister! (x3)

WeaBOO: SENPAI! The invaders have infiltrated the base!

Francis: But I’m so close to finishing!

Francis: SLOW THEM DOWN!!!

WeaBOO: Sir, yes, sir!

Francis: Looks like I’m going to have to speed things up a bit.

(Francis pulls the lever to 50% to 100% Ink to get Meggy's inkling ink)

(Meggy screams)

Axol: Francis! Stop this at once!

Desti: You're going to kill her if you keep going!

Francis: She'll be fine! Meggy's a strong girl.

Mario: Take-a that!

Luigi: Oh, yeah!

Francis: Goddamnit.

Francis: Watch the prisoners.

Francis: I’ll deal with the intruders myself...

Meanwhile, the heroes run through the base, kicking ass and taking names.

Mario: F**k off!

[Hideo Kojima with a pink wig appears and dances]

SMG4: This is...kinda hot.

Steve: Hey angel...you da sexay!

[Saiko shoots the anime creeper with a rocket launcher]

Steve: All around me are familiar faces...

Francis: Hue Hue Hue

Mario: Is that...Francis?!

Luigi: He’s just standing here, menacingly!

Boopkins: Francis?! Why are you here?

Francis: Why shouldn't I be here?

Francis: It is MY Island after all!

SMG4: Your Island? Wait, so you’re the one behind all this!

Tari: So Axol didn’t kidnap Meggy?

Tari: Oh we’ve made a horrible mistake...

Francis: Of course not, he isn’t half the otaku I am!

Francis: He could never do something as amazing as this!

Saiko: You evil prick...WHERE'S MEGGY?!

Francis: Oh my God, I’m so scared!

Mario: TELL US, OR MARIO'S GONNA KICK YOUR ASS MMKAY?

Francis: Oh, I don’t think that’s going to happen. (Draws Sephiroth.)

Mario: What’s with the girl?

Francis: You shall not pass!!!!

(Meggy still screams)

Desti: Hey Axol! You’re a manga expert, right?

Desti: Can you help me figure out a way past this Pokeyman thing?

Desti: OI, FISH BREATH!

Axol: No...I can’t help anyone.

Axol: All of this is because of something I made. This is all my fault.

Desti: Oh get over yourself!

Desti: Yea, we’re in this mess because you let a fat nerd steal your magic pen.

Desti: So now you're gonna cry and give up?

Desti: You know why she gets to be my rival? Because everytime I knock her down, she gets back up.

Desti: That’s why she’s going to be champion one day.

Desti: So, if you’re the greatest manga artist in the world then prove it!

Desti: Or are you gonna give up, or are you gonna get back up again?

Axol: Emo fish girl...you are a lot wiser than you look.

Axol: HEY! MEWTWO!

Mewtwo: You what?

Axol: I’d choose Magikarp over your stupid ass any day!

Mewtwo: Take that back, you fiend!

[Mewtwo picks up Axol and throws him into the control panel]

Kids: Who's that Pokemon?

Axol: It’s a dumbass!

Mewtwo: Motherf*cking guy, what the hell did you say to me?!

Mewtwo: LEEROY!

[Mewtwo charges at Axol, Axol dodges making Mewtwo hit the control panel, causing the Legendary Pokémon to fade away.]

Desti: Not bad. But, a little warning next time would be good.

Meggy: Thanks guys...

Axol: Dont worry! We’ll get you out. (They hear screaming.)

Meggy: No, get them first!

Axol: B-But!

Meggy: Go!

Desti: Ugh, why do you have to be so stubborn... Fine, but don’t go anywhere till I get back!

Soldier: Don’t you know that killing is never the answer?! You should face off to the consequences of you-

[Sephiroth stabs the soldier]

Soldier 2: That wasn’t very nice!

[Explosion is heard as the other soldier drops]

Mario: You’ll never take me alive!

[Sephiroth grabs Mario]

Mario: Piss.

[Mario expands his nose and pushes Sephiroth aside]

[Saiko attempts to smack Sephiroth with her hammer but he launches Mario at her while she's in midair]

SMG4: Hey!

SMG4 posted on Twitter: Sephiroth sucks ass.

SMG4: Aw, damn!

[Sephiroth throws his sword at the laptop breaking it]

Francis: You bakas think you can defeat the one winged angel?

SMG4: Please don't hurt me!

Fishy Boopkins: Hey let go of hiiiim...

[Sephiroth tosses Boopkins aside then attempts to slice Tari with his sword which she parries with her arm]

Francis: HEY! LET GO, BAKA!!!!

Axol: GIVE MY PEN BACK, GREEN LIZARD!

Francis: NO ONE WILL TAKE MY DREAM FROM ME!

Desti: Pathetic.

Luigi: DESTI, AXOL! YOU'RE OK!!!

[Desti stands with Inkweaver in hand. Sephiroth, not phased about ownership change, charges at her]

Axol: EMO FISH GIRL!

[Francis slowly finds his glasses when he regains his vision he sees Mario and the team charging at him]

Mario: Get that m*therf*cker]

[Francis runs away into the Ink Zuccer chamber]

Francis: You can't stop me!

[Sephiroth attempts to slice Desti while she block his sword with the pen until he knocks the pen away and Francis retrieves it]

Francis: IT'S TIME TO TEACH YOU A LITTLE LESSON!

Tari: NO! DON'T LET HIM DRAW ANOTHER CHARACTER!!!

[Saiko attempts to charge at Francis. She is interrupted by Sephiroth appearing beside her]

Sephiroth: Nothin personal, kid.

[Sephiroth knocks Saiko into the Ink Zuccer]

Meggy: Saiko...

Saiko: Don't worry, Saiko's always okay.

Desti: Dammit...all I need is just one single distraction...

Saiko: A distraction...

Saiko: Tari!!!

Saiko: Use...'"THAT" secret weapon we talked about!

Tari: "T-that"?! But...but...

Saiko: NOW!!!

[Tari throws something obscured by a shadow.]

Francis: W-WHAT IS THAT!? A GRENADE? A CREATURE?!!!!

[The thing that got thrown is revealed to be a duck]

Francis: What?

Desti: Get over here!

[Desti lunges out at Sephiroth and picks him up]

Desti: Batter up!!!

[Desti throws Sephiroth at Axol. He kicks him, sending him to Mario and SMG4, who kick him to each other a couple of times. SMG4 then kicks him to Boopkins]

SMG4: Piss off!

[Boopkins eats a rock and, with help from Luigi, launches it at Sephiroth who then gets launched into the upper parts of the lab and then dissapears]

[Group celebrates their victory]

Desti: Pfft, that was so easy-

[Music suddenly disappears when a soundbyte is played. Desti's eyes shrink, her mouth goes agape and when she looks down, the camera pans down, revealing she has been stabbed through the stomach. She looks at the sword before shifting her view forwards. Camera pans to the formerly celebrating group now with blank and shocked expressions while Meggy leans her hand against the glass and screams...]

Meggy: NOOOOOOO

[Camera cuts to Francis who starts his evil laughter]

Francis: You bakas, dis you forget about me and my pen?

[Sephiroth yanks the sword out of Desti's stomach revealing a visible wound. She falls to her knees with her head slunched, only then lifting up her head to say:]

Desti: (with shakey text) You better win Splatfest for me, okay?

(Desti the falls to the ground face first while the camera pans up credits proceed to roll with no music)