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Scene 1[]
(The episode starts at III's Coffee 'N Bombs, the front door opens to SMG3 being busy, serving Eggman, Old Man, Belle, Frankie and Steve with his chicken.
Frankie: Haha, dying tickles.
SMG3: (pants) EGGDOG! did you make those coffees?
Eggdog: I am a stegosaurus!
SMG3: I should really hire more employees other than a dog.
Steve: This sandwich doesn't have any turkey in it. (Steve's mad at his sandwich being wrong, pointing at it)
SMG3: Ooooohhhh... Sorry about that... But this dish isn't even meant to have turkey in-- (Steve throws his plate at SMG3)
Steve: Get it right! Son of a bitch!
(SMG3 is annoyed of Steve’s Karen-behavior)
SMG3: The customer's always right... The customer's always right...
Steve: That's right! You frickin' STINKY jacka$$!
(SMG3 snaps)
SMG3: Alright, That's it!! (He takes out a piece of paper and a pencil and writes something on it, showing it to Steve revealing the villain tax is 999999999$+)
Steve: What the fuck is that?
SMG3: Ahahahaha, You just been fooled by I-- SMG3!! (He walks off, running into Eggman)
Eggman: What. The fuck was that?
SMG3: Oooh, Eggman! How are you, my EVIL buddy?
Eggman: What was that disgusting display?
SMG3: What!?! That was me being a... DASTARDLY VILLAIN!
(Eggman kicks SMG3 in a dog chair and pulls up a TV stand, flashbacks of SMG3 hanging out with the SMG4 Gang)
Eggman: I've been watching you all week... ...and you're very much disgracing the title "villain."
SMG3: What do you mean!?! I'm still very much the best villain in the world!
Eggman: ...that runs a coffee shop?
SMG3: Umm... a... It's an EVIL coffee shop!! We don't serve milk alternatives here! Oooooh!
Eggman: (facepalms) Oh my fucking god!!
SMG3: (SMG3 is in disbelief) I'M STILL EVIL, OKAY!?!
Eggman: Alright, buddy!
SMG3: (he wants to prove him wrong) I'll prove it!
SMG3 runs offscreen, grabs Eggman
Scene 2[]
Scene starts with SMG3 with Eggman in a city, SMG3 starts looking for something evil to do, spots something
SMG3: Hehehe... Just you watch...
Scene cuts to JubJub eating an ice cream cone on a bench, SMG3 start charging at him, JubJub notices, SMG3 goes to punch him as Markiplier punch as Pepe
SMG3: Ahhhhhh! punches JubJub's ice cream with little effect, a red pop up of 0.00001 DAMAGE appears, after making punches with said pop up every punch and getting annoyed, he finally gets the ice cream off the cone, evil laughs with Eggman still being not surprised
Eggman: It's much worse than I thought...
SMG3: NOOOOOOOO!!!! grabs Eggman I'LL SHOW YOU!!!
Scene cuts to a bank with the same duo outside plotting a robbery
Eggman: Put the money in the bag...
SMG3: repeats what Eggman said, points gun at him
Both are pleased, Eggman gives the thumbs up, SMG3 kicks the bank door open
SMG3: Put the money in my ass!
Both realize there's a line in the back
Birdo: Ok She holds a stack of Mario coins
SMG3 disappears from the scene, next scene is him poisoning a drink, sucks on said poison, only to get poisoned himself, a few seconds in, revealed to be Swagmaster696969's drink, drinks it.
Swagmaster696969: Delicious! Just like how they server it in Vietnam
Next scene is SMG3 graffitiing the Mona Lisa, done spraying it with "CLEARED!!: popping up, with the words "COME TO SMG3 COFFEE BOMBS, Kaizo notices it
Kaizo Koorumaniru: This might just be the most disgusting thing I've seen in my entire life...
SMG3 cries on the comment, making Eggman facepalm
Next scene is a car theft (hinting on said text that pops up for one frame) (pause the video at 5:08 and you'll see it) The car is a yellow porsche, which Eggman is delighted to SMG3 steal only for him to see SMG3, steal a Little Tikes Cozy Coupe car which Fishy Boopkins is riding, scene cuts to SMG3 with a GTA:SA HUD and steals it, throwing Boopkins offscreen, JubJub follows SMG3 in the same vehicle but blue with police lights and a police hat on his head with two more of said vehicle following him, also giving SMG3 a 5⭐ (should be 6 as GTA:SA uses 6 stars, while GTA V uses 5 stars system)
SMG3: YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIIIIVE! Hahaha!
Eggman sits down in shame, only to loses it a few second later
Eggman: IT'S ALL (bleep)ING AWFUL! IT'S ALL OF IT, ALL OF IT AND EVERY ONE OF IT SUCKS! Takes eggphone out calls someone This hurts too much to watch... You need help man...
Scene 3[]
Scene cuts to SMG3 and Eggman in a room of other villains with a sign saying "Villains Anonymous"
SMG3: The hell is this?! I didn't sign up for counseling!
Eggman: slaps SMG3 SHUT UP!
Scene pans to a robbed person to be Kermit the Frog
(and the another with him and SMG4 doing- uh, yeah i'll let you figure this out on your own.)