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- setting starts at peach's castle as a winter setting*
- Smg3 Starts reading*
It was the day before Christmas, and over out the land...
Everyone was celebrating the holiday, turning everything grand.
- the scene switches to the foyer of Peach's Castle with a tree and presents*
The SMG4 crew were preparing a party tonight with Meggy and Boopkins decorating the castle just right.
Boopkins: Yay!
Meggy: *giggles*
Boopkins: Meggy! I'm finished decorating on my side!
Meggy: *looks*
Meggy: *eyes explode and then turn into fire*
- camera turns to wall with waifu body pillows and a computer with a meme*
Computer: *anime gives drink to a guy*
Guy in meme: Gimme my tea B***h!
Meggy: I have a question... for God... WHY!?!?!?!?!?!
- meggy's eyes pop out*
Meggy: *runs to wall with flamethrower* *burns anime stuff while screaming*
Boopkins: *puts on another body pillow* lalalalalalala
Meggy: Boopkins! Anime is not appropriate for Christmas!
Boopkins: Yes it is! I'll show you!
Boopkins: *grabs vacuum*
Vacuum: *sucks up stuff*
Boopkins: *presses button which says nut*
Vacuum: *makes an anime romance reference*
Vacuum: *spits out Chica(Christmas outfit), Candy cane with anime cute eyes, and a picture of Colonel Sanders wearing fairy wings and a tutu*
Chica(Christmas outfit): HERE WE GO, ON THE REEL, HOW YA DOIN!
Meggy: *sings* It seems today that all you see is *pulls out Minigun* finally.
Meggy: *shoots while screaming*
Boopkins: *Grunts while throwing an anime girl*
Anime Girl: *butt lands on the minigun*
Anime Girl: *sings Jingle Bells*
Meggy: SHUT UP!
Meggy: *Throws minigun*
Meggy and Boopkins: *Throws stars and anime faces*
Boopkins: Ora, ora, ora, ora!
Anime faces: *bang into each other but 1 of each pair stick together*
Anime faces: *blush*
Meggy: *Runs At Boopkins*
Boopkins: *panics*
Meggy: *screams and runs towards Boopkins*
Boopkins: *screams and jumps out of the way*
- Meggy then crashes into the tree, Causing it to burn*
Meggy: Huh? Aw, man
Boopkins: Aw, sorry Meggy. I really made a mess this time.
Meggy: No... I shouldn't have reacted like that...
Meggy: *smiles* Don't worry Boopkins, I think I know how to fix this!
Toad: *groans as he gets decorations put on*
- Super Mario Odyssey: Mario gets moon theme plays as Meggy and Boopkins high-five*
- SMG3 continues narrating*
The decorations were all complete and just in time too, as for Axol and Melony, they have so much shopping to do...
- Melony browses a shop site for a bed*
Melony: Hmmm...
Axol: *knocks down door* Melony! It's Christmas Shopping time! Let's get you a bed!
Melony: * Smiles while montage music plays*
- Axol and Melony go to the mall*
- Melony uses various item to sleep on*
- Montage music ends*
- Melony walks to a fruit store*
Melony: Ooh! Wow! night-night...
- SMG3 continues narrating*
Melony got the bed she wanted, everything was going so well. Meanwhile, a Christmas miracle awaited for Tari and Belle...
Tari: *talks to belle*
Bob: Ho, ho, ho!
Tari: *gasps in excitment*
Belle: Huh?
Tari: IT'S SANTA!!!
Bob: Ho, ho, oh she's a H*e
- Bowser Jr. hops on santa (Bob's) lap*
Bob: And what can I get you little girl?
Bowser Jr.: Well... all I want is to spend more time with my dad.
Bowser: * happy*
Bob: Bro, why would you waste your time with that loser?
Bowser: *sad moment*
Bob: *throws Bowser Jr.*
Tari: *sits on Bob(Santa outfit)'s lap*
Bob: Oh hey Tari!
Tari: You know my name? Oh of course, you're Santa!
Tari I would really love to have the limited edition Ducky skin PS5 with new rumble controls and funky mode!
Bob: Da hell you talking about?
Bob: Bro, PS5s are sold out everywhere, you'll have to smuggle it out of India or something.
Belle: *points gun at Bob*
Bob: Um, Santa will see if there's anything left.
Belle: *grubs Bob dolls and shoots its B***ls
Bob: HO, HO, HOLY SH*T! MA B***LS!
Tari: Huh?
Bob: You will get it for Christmas!
Tari and Belle: *Tari leaves* *Belle Leaves while holding a gun at a Bob doll with its b***ls shot out.
Bob: Santa's gonna make sure that his snowballs don't get cut off. See ya, kids!
- SMG3 continues narrating*
Our girls got what they wanted, and with no hassle... as for Saiko and Whimpu... something went down at Peach's Castle...
- Saiko makes a snowman*
Whimpu: *makes a snowman* Almost done!
- Whimpu uses his computer to make it a Miku Snowman*
- Saiko sighs in disbelief*
- Whimpu kisses the shoes of his snowman while saying "Notice me senpai!"...until he freezes because of SMG4's snowball*
Smg4: Heh heh heh... Comin for da @$$ Boi!
Saiko: Snowball fight huh? Challenge Accepted!
- Saiko then pulls out her snowball RPG and shoots*
SMG4: OH MA @$$!
- SMG4 skillfully dodges and gets hit by a Waluigi sculpture by Saiko*
- SMG4 then runs out with Boopkins and then giggles*
SMG4: Come on Boopkins! Saiko wants to hear your favorite Christmas carol!
Boopkins: Really! Ok! *He then sings the 12 days of Christmas*
- Saiko screams*
- Steve then frees Whimpu only to be sad cuzhe wanted a peanut from him*
Whimpu: My queen! I will avenge you!
Steve: I wanted a peanut...
- Whimpu Uses his computer to make a mountain turn into a Miku sculpture with a Wario head*
Boopkins: ooooooo
SMG4: That's a huge B***h!
Whimpu: Step on him queen!
Wariku sculpture giant: *does pogchamp meme*
- SMG4 turns into a snowball and then Whimpu turns him into a miku figure*
SMG4: G******it!
- Saiko claps*
- Whimpu blushes*
Whimpu: Oh boy, you're welcome my queen-
- Saiko throws a snowman at Whimpu*
Saiko: I'm not that greatful!
- SMG3 continues narrating*
As the snowballs stopped throwing the moon would appear, just as Swag and Chris go to partake in Christmas cheer.
Swagmaster: Closing time! Let's go clubbing and find hot babes under the mistletoe!
Chris: And you wonder why women don't like you.
- JubJub then run towards the post office, whimpering*
Chris: What was that noise?
- JubJub walks toward the post office*
Swagmaster: Sorry kid, the post office is closed for the day. You should have come sooner.
- JubJub cries*
Chris: Swag! Now you're making kids cry on Christmas.
- Chris takes the card and reads it*
Swagmaster: Not the first time lol
- The letter said "Dear Santa, all I want is a present for Boopkins (Heart symbol)."
- Swag and Chris then hear Santa's Sleigh bells*
Chris: It's Santa! We need to get his attention!
- Swag holds up his RPG*
Swagmaster: Way ahead of you bro.
Chris: What the hell Swag! Don't!
- Swag shoots*
- Santa Comes along, sees the rocket and moves out of the way*
Santa: HOLY S**T
Santa: hohoho, Swag! You're on the naughty list now!
- Swag notices that and calls the US air force*
Swagmaster: Shoot it down.
- Santa panics*
Chris: SWAG! Santa didn't mean that! It was just an accident!
Swagmaster: There are no accidents.
- Swag then activates an anti-turret*
Chris: Since when did the post office have an anti-
Swagmaster: FIRE EVERYTHING!
- anti-turret fires and takes out Santa's sleigh*
- Santa's sleigh falls to the ground along with Santa*
- Swag put the letter on top of santa*
Swag: Our work here is done!
- SMG3 continues narrating*
He seriouly shot Santa! But I'm sure he's fine, maybe. As for the Mario brothers this drive was about to get crazy...
- Mario and Luigi start listening to one-up girl(toad sings)*
Luigi: Mario? Are you gonna be okay to drive through this?
Mario: I HAVE NO IDEA!
- While they were driving a snowstorm blows them onto a tree*
Luigi: Mario! That was so scary!
Mario: But did you die?
- Mario then tries to turn on the car but fails*
Luigi: Mario! Were stuck on the tree.
Mario: Hmmmmm
Mario: I got it!
- he then uses a fire flower to get rid of the tree but accidentally hits the engine*
- the car explodes and lands on a cliff*
Luigi: Okay...if we are really careful we can-
Swag: Yo Dawg! Bet you ten bucks i can hit that!
- Swag being unattentive of looking who's inside hits the car and sends the Mario Brothers hitting Baldi, bowser and his son and onto Obama's ramp*
Meanwhile at the castle...
- Shrommy and Rob were singing Christmas carols*
- The Mario Brothers Crash in*
- The SMG4 and Anti-cast crew were confused*
Mario: WE MADE IT!
- SMG3 continues narrating*
Everyone made it safely, not one person was tardy. They gathered around, for it was time to party! They sang, they danced,and they endulged in Christmas cheer... what a wonderful party to celebrate at this time of year. Before the night was over, SMG4 made a toast just to say...
SMG4: Merry Christmas to all! Hope you have a happy holiday!
Then a nuclear bomb crashes the party!
- Random nuke comes and explodes Peach's Castle*
And that's how the SMG4 cast died. The End!
SMG3: So what did you all think of my story?
- The Uganda Knuckles then jump on his face eating it*
Smg3: *Screams*
END