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Intro[]

SMG4/Luke Lerdwichagul: Hey guys Luke here. Thank you so much for watching the PUZZLEVISION event last week. The reaction to that been absolutely incredible [YouTube comments pop up on the screen for a few second] If you haven't seen it yet, please go check it out. I had so much fun making it, that I'm really excited to plenty more parody and experiments videos. I wanted to announced that there are *3 days left to get 15% the SMG4 PUZZLEVISION merch line. Mr. Puzzle as a plushie and a keychain and I'm finally A PLUSHIE! LOOK AT MEEEEE!! (clears throat) next is the SMG3 animatez to your collection and a special SMG4 shirt with all the characters and finally we got the official SMG4 desk mat has been released. Get this all now at SMG4.store now, but be quick only *3 days left to get 15% off. Now on to the video (screams away)

(*Note: Sale is over)

SMG4 found a new meme[]

(Inside The SMG4 Castle, SMG4 is watching a meme he found on his phone and entertained at it and singing along the music, which is a fish spinning.)

SMG4: Yesss! I'VE DISCOVERED THE BEST MEME YET! I MUST SHARE THIS WITH THE OTHERS!

[Montage of SMG4 agitating his friends with the fish spinning meme, with him literally throwing the meme everywhere at SMG3's cafe, tormenting Melony with the meme, swiping Karen with one of the spinning trout, which pleases her, as she eats it to much of the fish's dismay and horror, changing Luigi's kart into a spinning trout which spins out of his control. During all of this, SMG4 sees his phone has a notification from someone who hasn't seen it: Fishy Boopkins]

SMG4: Oh man, I haven't shown Boopkins this yet! He's gonna LOVE it!

[Zoom to Boopkins' text message was actually to tell SMG4 his aunt died. Cut to the funeral where everybody is in mourn]

Fishy Boopkins: Auntie Bubbles was a beautiful halibut with even more beautiful blubs...

[SMG4 notices the casket shows Auntie Bubbles looks actually like the spinning trout, where he tries to control his laughter and tries not to disturb the moment of silence]

Fishy Boopkins: Her departure will forever leave an aunt-shaped hole in my gills. I'LL MISS YOU SO MUCH!

[Fishy Boopkins bursts into tears as Jub-Jub comforts him, where all is in respectful grief over the loss. However, SMG4 tries very hard to contain his meme sense from the sorrow, but it doesn't work]

SMG4: What the ded fish doin'?!

[The crew are in shock over SMG4's impulsive behavior]

[It cuts to them in the same poses, this time at the castle, with SMG4 realizing he's in a intervention]

SMG4: Ah crap.

The Intervention[]

Meggy: Dude, what the hell?! You can't be memeing at a funeral! Boopkins' aunt just DIED!

[Boopkins is still in tears and Jub-Jub is still comforting him]

SMG4: I know... (Pressing on a keyboard) That's why I'm pressing F to pay respects!

(Everyone is in shock)

Saiko: WHAT!?

Bob: laughs, Saiko hits him I MEAN, THAT'S LOW, MAN!

SMG4: Guyyyys, c'mon! Ya'll cant take a lil funny joke anymore?

[SMG4 types something on his phone. Meggy checks her phone and sees the fish meme. SMG4'S text says: "Boopkins aunt be like" with said meme he showed everyone but now exploding. This angers Meggy and she angrily slams her phone to the floor]

Meggy: THAT'S IT! IT'S TIME TO TAKE CARE OF THIS MEME PROBLEM ONCE AND FOR ALL!

[Meggy throws a transition to the Dr SMG3 intro]

Dr. SMG3[]

(Scene cuts to the Dr. SMG3 show.)

SMG3: So SMG4...When did you fist notice your meme problem?

SMG4: What meme problem? I don't have a problem I'm perfectly healthy and normal

(SMG3 shows a meme on his phone. SMG4 tries not to laugh)

SMG4: (clears his throat) W-what? There's nothing funny about that.

(The memes continues as it now gets more hilarious. SMG4, unable to keep it in, cracks and laughs at it.)

SMG3: (Begines writing.) It's worse than I thought, your brain has almost completely rotted. Alright SMG4... why don't we start from the beginning.

(SMG4 laughed maniacally.)'

SMG3: Can you tell me a bit about your upbringing?

(SMG4 is still laughing.)

SMG3: SMG4?

(SMG4 continues laughing.)

SMG3: (Stands up and walks away.) Ok screw this...

Meggy's Rorschach test[]

(Scene cuts to Meggy's house.)

Meggy: Alright SMG4 I'm gonna show you some pictures and I want you to tell me what they remind you of.

(SMG4 nodding with two thumbs up.)

Meggy: What does... This remind you of? (Shows an inkblot.)

(SMG4 looks closely at the inkblot and imagines it as a bear, SMG4 tries to controls his memeing but can't and proceeds to make a Freddy Fazbear Meme.)

Meggy: (Confused.) Let's try that again... What does- (Shows a picture of a frog, SMG4 then transformed into a frog and starts memeing agian.)

Meggy: (Annoyed.) SMG4 FOCUS! WHAT DOES THIS REMINDS YOU OF? (Shows an inkblot.)

(SMG4 concentrates at the inkblot very hard and imagined various images but failed to control his memeing, Meggy who is angry proceeds to attack SMG4 with a baseball bat.)

Illegal Meme Dealing[]

(Scene cuts to the city at night, SMG4 finds Bob in a dark alley.)

SMG4: You got the goods?

(Bob nods and shows SMG4 a Meme, SMG4 tries to reach it but the police arrives.)

Police: SMG4! YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR DEALING ILLEGAL MEMES!

SMG4: YOU SET ME UP BOB!?!?!?

Bob: It's for your own good SMG4 it's over!

SMG4: You think you've won!?

(SMG4 proceeds to use his guardian powers to get the meme.)

SMG4: ATTACK THEM MY CHILD!

(The meme grows larger and shot lasers to the police with its eyes)

(Bob tries to attack SMG4 but fails as SMG4 escapes with the meme.)

THE ROCK (meme): I'm a bird

Bob: God dammit!

So It Comes To This...[]

[SMG4 is now in his plush form and is memeing, while the SMG4 Crew were in a huddle, discussing]

Tari: What if we politely ask him to stop?

Saiko: What if I broke his kneecaps and destroyed his computer?

Mario: What if we tried...C-[BLEEP] and B-[BLEEP] torture-[Mario's suggestion is heavily censored while showing a hammer, a chainsaw a blender and (I kid you not) a bag of DEEZ NUTS, with all of the SMG4 CREW members having a different, yet all shocked and disgusted, where Saiko covers Tari's ears, Luigi facepalms (except SMG3, who is interested) reaction to it, Meggy shuts him up]

Meggy: Guys, I think it's time we try...

[The crew look back at SMG4, who is still memeing and is now pixelated. Meggy's head turns small as she whispers]

Meggy (sliently): ᵐᵉᵐᵉ...ʳᵉʰᵃᵇ...

SMG4: MEME REHAB?!

[SMG4 shakes in fear as the others stare at him with angry looks (except Tari)]

SMG4: Guys let's just think about this calmly and rationally for a second-

[He runs away in fear, busting the door]

Mario: Get your ass back here, boy!

[SMG4 continues running away from them. He then summons his fish meme and rides it to get away]

SMG4: HA HA! SO LONG SUCKERS-

[However, he crashes in the Meme Rehab Facility bus. And bars appear to make him unable to escape.]

Bus Intercom: Next stop. Meme Rehab Facility.

[SMG4 screams. The bus then drives away. The gang then began to dance in happiness.]

(Scene cuts to the Meme Rehab Facility where the bus crashes inside and SMG4 landed in a room with pillows.)

SMG4: What the hell? (Turns around shocked as he sees rehab patients.)

Patients: A nice boi shakes hands with a new friend. (Reaches out to greet SMG4, who is still terrified.)

SMG4: Makes an X with his fingers (is said but not subtitled: Outta this house, outta this house!)

???: Children, children! (A mysterious figure walks in revealing himself.)

Mr. Nice Guy: Nice bois dont frighten new patients! Come! Prepare the stumpy child for his treatment.

(The rehab patients prepare to grab SMG4.)

SMG4: Wait what!? Nonono! I DON'T WANT TREATMENT!

(The rehab patients grabs SMG4 and takes him to the Lobotomy Room.)

Life without SMG4[]

(Scene cuts to the Castle Gaming room where the Gang is watching TV, searching the Channels until they hit the News. The two shown is Bingo under a hand dryer and PewDiePie playing as Santa Claus on a VR game commenting "I need that big o' azz)

Shroomy: Though the murder weapon was found...the killer may still be...AMONG US!

(The gang is shocked and looks at a chair with SMG4's stuff on it waiting for a meme from SMG4 to come out, but sadly nothing.)

Shroomy: We have just received a composite sketch of the killer. Here's what he looks like (Shows a drawing of Freddy Fazbear.)

(The gang hears laughing and looks at the chair hoping it was SMG4, but unfortunately it was Depresso looking at SMG4's laptop, Mario and the others kick Depresso out.)

Mario: And stay out!

(The castle doors slam shut.)

Meggy: Heh, you know what would be funny? If we like... we actually... missed SMG4's obnoxious memeing or something..y'know?

SMG3: Yeah... like, if... er... SMG4's stupid humor... like actually... made our lives more exciting... and we didn't like... realized it or something?

(Everyone Chuckles.)

Meggy: It's nothing! We're probably just... y'know... losing our minds.

(Scene cuts back to the Facility, SMG4 is now bald and has stitchings on his head and meditating, he then stars watering the flowers, some flowers starts to grow, however one flower has a face and ask what's 9 + 10, SMG4 tries to meme but can't and pulls out a weed repellant and kill the talking flower, Nr. Nice Guy is looking at SMG4 through the window and laughing maniacally.)

Missing SMG4 and his memes[]

(Scene cuts back to the Castle and the Showgrounds, it's now raining, Mario and Luigi are lying on the grass.)

(We Miss Your Memes, SMG4... is then played)

Mario

Brother?... When will the memes return?

Luigi

I do not know, brother... I do not know...

SMG3

I've never felt this way before...

Meggy Spletzer

Nothing's funny anymore...

Bob

I crave your humour like a whore...

Everyone: We miss your memes, SMG4...

SMG3

We sent you elsewhere, but what for?

Mario

My pingas is stuck in the door...

Everyone: We miss the way it was before... We miss your memes, SMG4...

(Mario, Luigi, SMG3, Meggy, Bob, and Tari are all sitting on the ground in a circle.)

SMG3: Alright, that does it! I'm tired of this sappy sad crap! We're going to that facility...to get SMG4 back!

(Everyone is thinking about it, Mario then agrees with it, everyone then proceeds to get SMG4 back.)

Bob: Oh hell yeah! We are going to kick out the facility's butt, you think they got any loot in there?

Getting SMG4 back[]

(Scene cuts to the Meme Rehab Facility at night, everyone arrived there to get SMG4 back.)

SMG3: Hey! open up, you nerds!

Mr. Nice Guy: (Opens the door.) Why, hello! What can I do for?

Mario: (Grabs Mr. Nice Guy and shaking him.) GIVE SMG4 BAAAACK!!!! (Throws Mr. Nice Guy on the ground.)

Mr. Nice Guy: I see your looking for meme treatment today...Well, we have a one time deal going on right no-

Tari: NO! We want our friend, SMG4, back!

Mr. Nice Guy: (Angry.) Okily dokily! He JUST finished his treatment! Come on out SMG4!

(Mr. Nice Guy snaps his finger, the door opens and reveals SMG4 treated, looking not normal.)

SMG4: Hi, how are ya?

(The gang is shocked at SMG4, especially Mario.)

Tari: Uh...a-are you feeling okay SMG4? You seem...off...

SMG4: Hmm...Nothing feels wrong...I feel...Normal.

Bob: This ain't normal for you, dude...This...(Show the Fish meme.) Is normal!

SMG4: (Noticed the meme.) That poor fish...(brings out an aquarium and put the fish in, Bob is sad.)

SMG3: Woooah, hey hey! Look at the phone! (Shows a picture of Skibidi Toilet.) Wow, Skibidi! Yeah, you like this! Woooah Skibidi Toilet. Hehe. Stinky, whooooah!

SMG4: ...Why is there a man stuck in that toilet?

Meggy: L-Look SMG4! (Holding Mario.) Don't you remember all the silly stuff Mario does?! (Mario began to do Stupid stuff.)

SMG4: ...Do you need help, sir? I can call you an ambulance if you need-

Meggy: (Desperately) Please, just say anything funny! I don't care how stupid it is...Just...Say...A meme...PLEASE!

SMG4: What...What is a "meme"?

(Everyone is shocked.)

Mario: Dear God...

Bob: (Enraged) MOTHERF******! (Shoots Mr. Nice guy in the balls.)

Mr. Nice Guy: --ooh my children--

Meggy: CHANGE SMG4- Bob, that was way over the line, what the hell- CHANGE SMG4 BACK TO NORMAL, OR ELSE!

(Mr. Nice guy laughing maniacally.)

Mr. Nice Guy: Do you not see?? He IS normal! That's the whole point!! (Hows SMG4's X-Ray.) I extracted the meme lobe from the stumpy child's brain, just like I've done to ALL my children! And their disgusting lobes are stored In an impenetrable stronghold, rotting away for good! Now, you will all be cured next! GET THEM MY- (SMG3 punches Mr. Nice guy in the balls.) --ooh my children--

(Everyone Runs inside the Facility, being chased by lobeless zombies, Fishy Boopkins tripped.)

Saiko: NO! BOOPKINS!

(Boopkins now scared, sees the zombies as friendly.)

Boopkins: Oooh, you guys are nice zombies!

(Everyone is pissed.)

Boopkins: Would you guys say some nice thing about my grandma? She passed away recently, and I'm very sad about it...

(The Zombies attack Boopkins, everyone awkwardly leaves him behind. At the Lobotomy Storage Room, everyone tries to open the door but fails.)

Mr. Nice Guy: You FOOLS!! You have to be Lobotomized to enter that facility! There's no way you can- (Mario easily enters the room without being Lobotomized and successfully retrieves SMG4's Meme Lobe, everyone is confused how he did it.)

Mario: What? (SMG4's Meme Lobe becomes ferrel to Mr. Nice Guy, Mr. Nice Guy runs away, everyone now looks at SMG4.)

SMG3: Okay...We need to carefully and precisely insert it back into SMG4- (Mario proceeds to violently shoves SMG4's Meme Lobe to SMG4's brain through his nose, SMG4 snapped.)

SMG4: That...that...That really hurt. I could've gotten a concussion from that.

(Everyone is shocked that SMG4 is still "Normal".)

Mario: ...no more memes?

Boopkins: Hi, how are ya? (Everyone discovered that Fishy Boopkins became "Normal", Bob horrified at it and slaped Boopkins unconscious, Auntie Bubbles is sent flying.)

Meggy: Nice, Bob! Zombie Boopkins almost got us!

Bob: (Realizing that Boopkins is a Zombie.) ...he was a zombie?

(The corpse of Auntie Bubbles landed in front of SMG4, SMG4 begins to notice it and receives flashback from earlier with the Fish meme, causing him to become his normal self again.)

SMG4: WHAT THE DED FISH DOIN (Begins to spin in place.)

(Everyone celebrates by joining SMG4.)

Mr. Nice Guy: (Shocked at the spinning.) Well...if you can't beat 'em... Join 'em!! (Joins the gang spinning in place.)

(Credits roll.)