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(Glitch Productions intro)
Mario voice: Let's a go!
Recreating a Classic[]
(The video starts out as a recreation of Super Mario 64 Bloopers Short: The Cake Is a Lie!, complete with the original aspect ration and beep at the begining)
Letter:
Dear Mario:
Please come to the castle. I've baked a cake for you.
Yours truly—Princess Toadstool
Mario (offscreen): I LOVE CAKE!
(As the Super Mario 64 opening plays, the resolution zooms in and fixes itself) (Peach and the letter disappear, and Lakitu flies in, showing a view of the castle. A pipe comes out of the ground, and Mario jumps out.) ' Mario:' CAKE!
(The pipe goes back into the ground, and Mario runs toward the castle.)
Mario: Wahoo! Free cake for nothing!
(As Mario meets Lakitu on the bridge, a teletubbie suddenly falls from the sky and knocks out Lakitu)
Teletubbie: Pizza Delivery for Mario? (Audio: Ayo, the pizza's here!)
(Mario gets excited, and starts dancing with the teletubbie. The camera then switches to SMG4 and the modern aspect ratio.)
SMG4: Cut Cut Cut! The heck are you doing Mario?
(The camera switches to Mario, who is eating his pizza on the ground.)
Mario: Breakfast!
SMG4: How am I suppose to recreate my first ever video for my 10 year anniversary if you keep ruining it?
(Meanwhile, Mario is singing a song about pizza, referencing SMG4: If Mario Was In.... Friday Night Funkin)
Mario: Pizza, pasta, put it in a box! Bring it here and put it on my- (gets hit by the camera & notices that his pizza caught on fire) NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
SMG4: Forget it, recreating the cake is a lie isn't BIG enough for this 10 year anniversary. No... for 10 years... I need to throw a party.
Peach: (In the background): Hey guys, you wanted me for a video?
SMG4: The BIGGEST party that we've ever had!
(In the background. Mario sees Peach and proceeds to pick her up and throw her into the castle walls. Peach explodes on contact with the wall, and Mario explodes into a coin.)
SMG4: And I'm going to get every single person that's been on adventures with us over the past 10 years. AND YOU'RE GONNA HELP ME MARIO! (notices that Mario is a coin and kicks him, turning him to normal)
Mario: Do I have to?
SMG4: Yes! LETS GO!
(They then get into their car with a wagon in back and drive off to recruit party goers.)
SMG4: ROAAADDD TRIIIPPPPPP (SFX: LET'S A FUCKIN' GOO!)
Inviting "Everyone"[]
Carl Wheezer: That's why Little Jimmy, you can never play in the street. You might get yourself killed out- (gets run over by SMG4)
Little Jimmy: Da fuck?
(Mario and SMG4 reenact the classic scene from R64: Mario's Road Trip while listening to the Reese' Puff rap, cruising through the Luigi Doll Sanctuary, Teletubby Village, & even in space!)
Hobo 2: (notices SMG4 passing through them) OH! MY! GOD! IT'S SMG4! QUICK! WE GOTTA TALK TO HIM! SMG4! SMG4!
(The italians then go through an ONGOING Cow vs Milk Carton war before heading to Steve's Barn)
Rob: Can we have 2 pizzas please?
Waluigi: No, you big piece of shit!
(The car then lands near them)
SMG4: Hey Steve & Rob! We're having a 10 Year Anniversary party! You wanna join?
Steve: YEAH BOIIIIII (strips down to his maid outfit & hops to the wagon with Rob)
Waluigi: (feeling rejected again, he turns back to WaluRambo in reference to his arc) WAH! (proceeds yeeting the car up to the sky)
SMG4: YOU'RE INVITED TOO, WALUIGI!
Waluigi: (now that he's invited, he turns back to his normal form & sings) WAHLELUIA! WAHLELUIA!
SMG4: Where the hell are we going?
Trouble In Inkopolis[]
Bob: Yo, yo, homies? What do you want for the famous rapper Bob to sing?
Captain Cuttlefish: What about that Korean song with that guy & he's like a horse "GANGNAM STYLE"?
Bob: Whut?
(The car then lands again, this time on top of Captain Cuttlefish)
Mario: OH, IT'S BOB! Wanna join our 10 Year Anniversary party?
Bob: Oh, hell yeah. (gets punched by Heavy Squid & into a shrine of Desti, whereas his arm had punctured through the portrait) Oopsies.
(The Octoposse then proceeds attacking him for both destroying the shrine, & making another death joke)
Heavy Squid: OI! YOU JUST CRUSHED MY GRANDPA! (Audio: NEVER make me angry)
Bob: (offscreen) ow my ovaries.
(A choice screen appears to either A: Flip off, B: Run, >: Eat Spaghetti, & ^: Dance)
Mario: (Chooses A) FUCK YOU!
(Heavy Squid then gets pissed off so hard, he summons a Waluigi Launcher)
Voiceover: WALUIGI LAUNCHER!
(He then fires it to Mario, only for him to dodge it fully.)
Hobo 2: SMG4, SMG4, SMG4 oh look. (explodes with Hobo 1 by Waluigi)
SMG4: WAITWAITWAIT, uhhhhhh.... You can join our anniversary too. We need a stand in for Meggy anyway.
Heavy Squid: (gets a Meggy wig by Mario) WOOMY! WOOMY!
(As Grandpa celebrates while being crushed, SMG4 suddenly has a phone call)
SMG4: (answers it) Moshi moshi?
Tari: Hey guys! Bob told me you're doing an anniversary special.
(Saiko's seen playing her single on Guitar Hero)
Tari: Can Saiko and I join?
Saiko: (Realizes what Tari has said, and halts) Wait what?! I didn't agree to tha-
(Suddenly, the Mario mobile arrived, shocking her)
Mario: Heck yeah! More people!
(Mario turns around to see Toast Guy)
Toast Guy: YEAH TOAST! YEAAAAAHHH TOAST!
(Mario becomes "jealous", referencing Mario Simulator again, and chases after him)
SMG4, annoyed: HEY! WHERE YOU GOING?!
Covering more ground (indirectly)[]
(Toast Guy is wandering around, while also screaming "YEAH TOAST". He finds a door which reveals Mario inside.)
Mario: Hey! Can I have it?
Toast Guy: no.
Mario: Mario's gonna do something very illegal. (referencing Mario Mafia)
(Toast Guy screams, and shuts the door with Mario's dick PP still in the door.)
Mario: (screams the PS2 intro a bit after it happened again) AH! MY PINGAS! (Audio: DOOR'S STUCK! DOOR'S STUCK, PLEASE!)
(As Toast Guy goes in the restaurant with Mario following him [door & all], SMG4 passes by)
SMG4: Mario, where did you go? (Suddenly, he notices a familiar call from Ssenmodnar - 1 Million Subscriber Special)
FM: GO TO THE NEXT AISLE! WHERE ARE YOU RIGHT NOW?!
X: (by phone) I'M AT THE SOUP STORE!
FM: WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!
X: FUCK YOU!
SMG4: Hey FM. (waves him hello as he notices)
FM: SMG4, my man! Whazzup, long time, no see.
SMG4: I'm having a celebration for my 10 year anniversary party. Would you & X like to come?
FM: Hell ya. I just wish the other multicoloured Marios were here... I haven't seen them around at a while.
SMG4: Huh, haven't seen them around... (Suddenly, the hobos ran over him)
Hobo 2: 4! OUR LORD & SAVIOUR! we need to talk to you!
SMG4: what who are you!?
Hobo 2 just listen to us please-
(Smg4 bumps into Gourmet Guy and enters the tv studio production center)
Bowser: You're cozy and warm on your bed, please go dafuq to sleep. (Suddenly, SMG4 crashed on him & he starts crying. Without a thought, the Lumas & JubJub Boopkins cried as well)
The Villager: WANNA RUIN MY LIFE?! (preps his axe) okkily dokily >:)
SMG4: ooooooh my ass.
Chaos Apart[]
Foxy the Pirate Fox: (on piano) Hide yo kids, hide yo wife, hide yo kids...
Toad: (is on a date with Toadette) I want to die.
Sonic the Hedgehog: How long is this gonna go on?
Swagmaster6969696969: no homo.
Papyrus: SANS, I JUST SNORTED A SUITCASE FULL OF "COKE"! AND I'M STARTING TO FEEL THE EFFECTS! NYEER HEH HE-
Toast Guy: (is tired from all the running) yeah toast... (rests onto a vending machine)
Mario: Hey stinky! (it's revealed that Mario IS a vending machine) Stop it. This is not okie-dokie! (Toast Guy panics & escapes again) GET OVER HERE! (yeets Toadette off & misses)
Toad: (Audio from THE HUNCHBACK OF NOTRE DAME) I'm free! I'm free!
(Mario then steps on Sans to activate his laser eye & proceeds to laser him)
Big Bully: COOKIE! (gets incinerated)
Mugman: (gasps then gets incinerated)
Swag: Wanna know why there are lots of 69s in my name? (notices Sonic getting incinerated) Sonic, where did you go?
Toast Guy: YEAH TOAST! (get's incinerated finally)
Mario: (gets his toast) I got it! (notices that he upset an entire crowd) Looks like Mario is fucked.
(Meanwhile...)
SMG4: AAAAAHHH! MY ASS!
Villager: Why are you running? WHY ARE YOU RUNNING?!
(Then, they entered a studio which led to...)
SSENMODNAR LIGHTNING ROUND![]
Skit 1[]
(Baldi and Shroomy are seen singing DAGames' song "YOU'RE MINE", referencing SMG4: Mario's Mask Of Madness, when SMG4 rushes through him)
SMG4: AAA. No! I don't wanna die! AAA
Baldi: (starts whipping his ruler) Ooooh you better believe I'mma get your-
Skit 2[]
I'M NOT YOU'R DADDY, I'M YOUR GRANDPA!
Skit 3[]
(Red Yoshi & Birdo are seen on news)
Red Yoshi: Would you guys consider jacking off to be a sport?
SMG4: (runs through the set, only to stop a bit) Yes (continues screaming & leaves the set)
Skit 4[]
(A clip of Super Mario 64 Halloween 2013: Luigi's R****ded Mansion is shown, depicting Dr. Eggman's Pingas dance)
Skit 5 (Moments With Steve)[]
Steve: (checks his watch) Dafuq is he?
Skit 6[]
Hobo 2: HELLO? HAVE YOU SEEN OUR LORD & SAVIOR?
(We are then treated a glimpse of Beeg SMG4 descending while Luke's cover of "Hello" is played [copyright reasons, derp])
Mickey Mouse: Hey, you're not supposed to be here. (unleashes his war cry while Hobo 1 & 2 left)
Skit 7 (2 Piece clip)[]
Axol, playing as Watermelon-Kun: (via audio from SM64: ṩṩἔᾗмὄḋᾗᾄʀ 8 (150k special)) I will love you 5 EVER! That mean he love her more than 4ever.
(As the audience clapped on his performance, SMG4 barged in)
SMG4: AAAA! Don't hurt me!
Villager: (via Krusty the Clown audio) & I'M GOING TO KILL YOU! (yeets himself onto SMG4 only to dodge & have him slash Watermelon Kun)
*ded*
Axol: Ugh...
Melony: NOOOOOOOO!
Axol: Like this if u cri evrytim. ;(
Angry Mob Time![]
Mario: (hides on a nearby corner) Mamma mia. (notices Toad, who despite some protests, initiated a loud alarm, prompting Mario to punch him) Fucker!
(DON'T BE A TOAD)
(Mario & SMG4 reunite, turning 2 mediocre mobs to 1 ANGRY MOB)
Mario: Well, it can't at least get any worse.
Chain Chomp: (drops in, recreating Super Mario 64 Bloopers: Who let the Chomp out?)WTF IS A SONIC?!
SMG4: (tries hiding to some stores, only that they're filled with mobs) Nope, Nope nonnooonoono
(The two then notice Susan Wojcicki listening to ♫ The Ultimate Smash Bros ♫ with the YouTube Remote at hand)
Mario: Let's-a go.
(The two then, in slow motion, leap to her. SMG4 then gets the remote)
SMG4: Gotcha! FREEZE BITCH! (freezes the mob, then relaxes with Mario)
Mario: Another one of our adventures, am i right?
(They then did the "Oh You" scene from Mario VS Sonic: PRANK BATTLE, only for SMG4 to punch him)
SMG4: I ALMOST JUST DIED, YOU PIECE OF SHIT! (sighs, labelled as UGH) In the end, we barely got anyone to join our anniversary
Mario: (looks the scene to nearly find everyone) Wait! or maybe we have...
You're Invited[]
(With the remote at hand, he sends everyone to Peach's Castle for the announcement)
Swagmaster: Oy, where they at, I'm gonna kill em
Mario: GUYS! Ok, we may have committed some horrible crimes to all of you today... BUT FORGET ALL OF THAT BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL INVITED TO SMG4'S 10 YEAR ANNIVERSARY PARTY! (the crowd officially buys it & applauds by the announcement) That's a so- (get slapped by Susan Wall-E & gets the remote taken back)
A party to never forget[]
(Around Peach's Castle, it's filled with fun & humor. X & FM are seen chilling at the moat [despite the former struggling to stay afloat])
Whimpu: Wow, there is so much food
Rob, sad that no one's on his booth: Please somebody, take some corn
(Bob's then seen making his comeback concert on the lawn with multiple fans applauding)
Barack Obama, as the pinning target again: I'mma... gonna pray.
Luigi: Oh yeah, gotchie gotchie. (hits a big one blindfolded)
SMG4: Good job Mario, maybe you do have some IQ after all (sees him enjoying spaghetti naked & thought of something) I feel like something's missing though... (then thought about it & phone calls the man he knew)
SMG3: Hello? SMG3, lord of the Internet Graveyard here.
SMG4: Yo SMG3, it's my channel's 10th Anniversary!
SMG3: So?
SMG4: So, the party won't be complete if I didn't have all the memes that debuted in this video.
SMG3: (wonders, then looks at the elders) Well too bad! (flashbacks of SMG4: Perfectly Balanced. are shown) Might I remind you they're Dead Memes? They can't stand to the living world too long, or else they'll become corrupted, & wreak havoc.
SMG4: I just need them for my anniversary celebration. I'll have them back in no time.
SMG3: What part of "no" don't you understand?
SMG4: Aww come on, you can celebrate up here too... & you can show everyone you're "LORD OF THE INTERNET GRAVEYARD" now...
(SMG3 bought his bargain, hanged up his call, & made a portal for the memes to come out)
SMG3: WHERE THE PARTY AT?!
SMG4: Ay alright! It's time, folks! Attention Everyone! (the crowd gets attention) You have all played a massive role in shaping this channel to what it is today. From friends, to memes, to enemies. For 10 years, we went on amazing adventures. & I want to thank all of you for making this show awesome. (the crowd applauds for his speech as he faces to the audience) & this is for all my awesome fans out there, for watching my content & coming back for more. You're the MVP here, & the reason we'll be able to continue going on adventures. So thank you! THANK YOU GUYS FOR EVERYTHING!
(SMG4 10th Anniversary Song is then played, orchestrating a thank you for a decade of laughs & memetic support)
Everyone: Like me!
Everyone: Something for everyone, On SMG4!
Everyone: When you're with the crew!
Everyone: Thank you!
Everyone: Thank you for watching SMG4!
(Montage of episodes are shown, following with SMG4 bowing to the audience)
Part 2: All Locked In[]
(Later, the party's all over & everyone proceeds to leave)
SMG4: See ya! Thank you so much for coming! Buh-bye.
SMG3: Yo SMG4, Not too shabby for a celebration! Usually, this is the part where I mess up your day, but I got to take these dead memes home (Yee Dinosaur: yiiiiiiiiiii) They're starting to get a little ripe.
(Suddenly, the hobos ambushed SMG4)
SMG4: Aw, my asshole... CAN I GO ONE DAY WITHOUT ANYONE FALLING FROM THE SKY?!
Hobo 2: SMG4! LISTEN! WE NEED TO TALK TO YOU!
SMG3: (confused) Well, I'm off. (opens the portal back home) See ya later, losers. (as soon as he entered here, he got ejected & the portal closes. He tried putting it back on, but to no avail)
Hobo 1: It's too late. He's already here. Your universe is done for.
SMG3: (grabs Hobo 1) WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?! DID YOU DO THIS?! (the memes got even worse) OPEN THE PORTAL BACK NOW, OR ELSE WE'RE SCREWED!
Hobo 2: It's not us! It's not us!
Hobo 1: We're trying to warn you all!
SMG4: Warn us? Warn us about what?
Hobo 2: It's comingggggg.... The day of reckoning is here!
(The memes now finally became corrupted, much to the gang's horror)
Luigi: Wah! What's going on?!
Axol: They're... they're becoming corrupted...
Tari & Boopkins: Oh noooooo...
Saiko: Get your weapons out guys! Looks like we're in for a fight!
(Both sides then make their mark)
SMG4: (Audio: INCOMING!) Brace yourselves!
Mario: I'MMA GO RIP YOUR LITTLE DICKY OFF!
Gang vs Meme[]
(Both sides then charge to the attack)
Mario: Yeah, hahahaaaa... (steps on a Ugandan Knuckles & grabs a Will Smith meme. He then fuses it with his spaghetti & eats it) (Audio from THE MASK) THAT'S A SPICY MEATBALL! (obtains fire breath that scorches off a few memes)
Bowser: Mind if I join you?
Mario: LET'S-A GO!
(both sides then perform a pinwheel of flame, burning off those who come near it. Bob switches his swords with guns.)
Bob: OH YEAH, NOW IT'S A PARTY! (gatling guns a few more memes with Anti-Shroomy)
Morshu: Lamp oil! (gets whammed by Saiko's hammer with a few more memes)
(Saiko then sends a Unicycle Frog up on the air, having Axol to play tennis with him. She eventually blasted it to near Melony. Melony then gets ejected from her first bed by a grown Ugandan Knuckles, who proceeds to destroy it)
Ugandan Knuckles: YOU DO NOT KNOW DA WAY!
Melony: No! (activates Fierce Deity Mode & whips out her sword to slash him)
UK: I am ded
(relieved from her revenge, Melony went to sleep on him. Meanwhile...)
Boopkins: Ha! You guys are gonna get it now! (unveils a Hestia dakimakura, which confuses both Luigi & the memes) Whoops, wrong side. (flips it to reveal Solid Snake on the side)
Luigi: OH YEAH! (stretches his nose boner that hits them)
Tari: This is gotta be good! (unveils Archibald, of which the memes laugh at it while she activates her arm) I don't think so. (activates the duck's defenses) Let's do this! (controls the duck to pulverize them)
Hobo 1: It's no use! You can't kill a corrupted meme!
Hobo 2: Guys... You have to run! They're gonna keep coming back!
SMG4: (seen stomping on Big Chungus with X) Take this, Big Chungus. You're not even funny anyways. (sees FM killing a minecraft avatar [maybe Dream]) Yeah That's it! Keep it up lads-
(Suddenly, a corrupted Crash Bandicoot bashed at him, & a Club Penguin threw his friends off the wall. Meanwhile, Mario and Bowser have exhausted their fire breath)
Mario: (via Heavy's audio) THIS IS BAD!
Bowser: OH NO! WE'RE OUT!
(Both are then attacked by Harambe, which we end up with this news broadcast)
Reporter: A day of panic & desperation at the Cincinatti Zoo...
Bob: (runs out of bullets) No... stay back (gets overrun) Ow, my ovaries
(Saiko & Axol are seen getting run over as well)
Luigi: (still swinging his nose boner) OH YEAH! (His nose hits Harambe ineffectively. Harambe then breaks Luigi's nose.) AAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
(Meanwhile, Tari's forced to watch Archibald being crushed out of horror & Melony gets yeeted by Morshu to the fence)
Axol: GUYS! WE CAN'T BEAT THEM! HEAD INTO THE CASTLE! (the gang heads to the castle, leaving SMG4, Mario, SMG3, FM, & X at their mercy)
SMG4: MARIO!
(A Cursed Emoji then grabs them & takes them to who knows what...)
The Sus Encounter[]
(In a run down chapel under a dark reservoir, Mario wakes up in confusion)
Mario: Ow! My spaghetti noodle! Where the hell are we?
SMG4: Ah man... I... I don't know. Last thing I remember is... THE GUYS! OH NO! THEY WERE BEING ATTACKED &-
SMG3: Will you shut up?! They're probably dead! We need to figure a way out there.
SMG4: THEY'RE NOT DEAD! TAKE THAT BACK!
(They later had a slap fight until...)
Mario: Guys...
SMG4 & 3: WHAT?!
(That's when they saw a horrific altar littered with Recolor corpses, some of them they fondly knew of. On the table, X & FM stood in terror)
FM: What... what is this...
(That's when a red light glows as it glances at X & FM, revealing itself to be a giant arm as it popped in & snatched the 2 recolors, puking out their lifeless husks)
SMG4: X! FM!
(The arm took notice & readies itself to grab the three)
SMG3: AH! CRAP! CRAP! CRAP!
(The three then escape, trying to find a way out)
SMG4: In here! (opens the door & screams as it's one of that beast's corpse storages)Nope, nonononope here! (opens another door & finds more corpses) WHAT THE HELL IS THIS PLACE?!
Mario: (cries) Mario doesn't wanna die!
SMG3: (thinks a bit) Aha! Oy, idiots! Listen up, I got a plan.
(The three then camouflage themselves over the countless bodies it piled up. & it worked, considering the hand ignoring a bit)
Mario: (via audio from THE SIMPSONS MOVIE) I like men now!
SMG4: THE EXIT!
(the three then got out of the chapel, worn out from all those running)
Mario: Mamma mia. Very scary- (gets caught & is dragged out) DAA HAHAHAHAAAAA!
SMG4: MARIO, HOLD ON! WE'LL GET HELP!
Barricading for the Inevitable[]
Axol: GUYS! THE DOOR WON'T HOLD MUCH LONGER! (proceeds holding it down with Melony)
Boopkins: What do we do now?
(The gang doesn't look much prepared on what's to come. Bowser's even seen crying)
Saiko: Let them in. If we go down, WE GO DOWN WITH A FIGHT!
(Tari's seen mourning Archibald as the duck's on intensive care. Luigi's even placed here too due to his nose injury)
Bowser: (looks onto his makeshift family photo in Paris) Goodbye children, I love you all...
Shroomy: Oh come on guys, have a little faith. We'll figure a way out of here.
(The barricades then can't take it any longer & the memes came out to finish them off)
Tari: They're here! At least we go down together Archibald!
(Suddenly, the Mario Wagon, ran by the Hobos, breached through the memes)
Hobo 2: Whoo hoo, got em. (via audio from PREDATOR) Come with me if you want to live...
(The gang gets into the wagon as they're fascinated on what's inside)
Boopkins: Whoa! Is this the inside of the wagon?
(Inside is a luxury suite containing a hot tub, pool table, & a deluxe HD set)
Hobo 2: (via speaker) Everyone get ready, we're blasting off.
(Hobo 1 then backs up as the memes watch on. Big Chungus tried to break through only to be wiped off by the wipers)
From Where We At[]
SMG3: (finds that there's no cell service & throws out his phone in protest) Goddamn it.
SMG4: X... FM... Mario... (notices a roar & sees a Cryptid eating a local) Where the hell are we?
SMG3: The Dark Web. The place where the scum of the Earth go to do the darkest things imaginable.
SMG4: (notices someone's behind him) Huh? (turns around in panic) Oh no. Oh no no no no. (sees a massive cryptid) AAAAAAAAA MY GOD! Aaaaaaaaa
The Cryptid: Hello travelers, can I interest you in some weapons? Oh hey SMG3.
SMG3: Hey Gary. (notices SMG4's still in shock) What? Where do you think I get all my weapons from?
Gary: Got this new Rocket Launcher fresh off the black market! Only 1 bitcoin!
(SMG3 looks astounded)
SMG4: OI! No, we're not here to buy weapons! We're here to contact others & get help- (notices SMG3 going with it) Huh? GODDAMN IT!
Gary: Let me show you how it works! (clicks the trigger, blowing up a boulder which gets us seeing Mr. Krabs' Furry Suit shop)
Mr. Krabs: Please don't tell anyone how I live.
SMG3: (replicating JonTron) I'LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK!
SMG4: OI! MARIO IS LITERALLY DYING RIGHT NOW!
SMG3: Sorry about him. You reckon you can help us out here?
Gary: Sure thing bud. Only way that you can contact others is in the live-streaming area.
SMG4: (heads to the area) I'M OUT OF HERE, BITCHES!
Gary: Uhh... You're welcome
SMG3: Thank you Gary, sorry. I'll see you next Tuesday. (proceeds heading with SMG4)
Gary: (waves goodbye) Thank you
The Scope of Darkness[]
(SMG3 & 4 then navigate throughout the Dark Web, running through some peculiar criminals)
Giovanni, from Fire Force: Hot dogs, get your hot dogs here!
Grandpa: (emerges from the hotdog meat cooler) Hello, I'm cold. (gets hit back in by Giovanni)
Drug Thug: hehehe, watch this. (sniffs out some coke & turns into Markiplier) Hello there everybody, my name is Markiplier. & I'm here to KICK YOUR FUCKIN' ASS!
(A Lizalfos is seen hacking onto the web, & ends up in the Minecraft world)
Player: It's just a sweet.. (gets his house, minus the roof, poofed into nothingness by the hacker. The hacker left) NYAAAAAAAAAAA-
(The hacker then laughs as SMG4 & 3 pass through a chicken wanting hobo)
Hobo: Y'all suck
DW Dude: 'Ello. You wanna see some government secrets?
SMG4: No, we're good, thank you.
DW Dude: (hold him on knife-point) I WASN'T ASKING YOU
SMG3: Yo yo we're chill. Sure, show us the secret. (pays him)
(The dude then shows a recording of Obama getting no service while paying attention to the Obama pyramid)
Barrack Obama: Well... Uhh... This gets me an erection. Actually it arouses me very much.
SMG3: Huh, Obama likes pyramids. Who would've known?
(The DW Dude then left)
SMG4: Wow, you actually saved me...
SMG3: Ugh! Remember I only need you alive to turn those corrupted memes back. I would love to see you die otherwise.
SMG4: You're so Tsundere, SMG3!
(A bit of "Oh You" plays until SMG3's against it)
SMG3: NO I'M NOT, YOU... BAKA! (you sure do -Bendy1965)
SMG4: HOLY CRAP! Look over there!
(we then look at the Live Stream Area, where Butter Birdo's seen doing her job of stepping butter)
Butter Birdo: I put a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass.
SMG3: What the bingus? Who'd watch this kind of crap?!
Live Stream Help[]
Bob: (watches the live stream) Hell yea, baby. Use your toes.
SMG4: (blows up Butter Birdo via bazooka & goes in front of the camera) HELLO!? ANYONE THERE? HELLO!?
Bob: Hey, wat da hell, SMG4? I was watching that
Luigi: (cries a bit, then notices) SMG4? (Audio: Yahoo)
(The gang then celebrates seeing him alive)
SMG4: Oh thank god you guys are safe. Look, we're in the Dark Web & some thing took Mario. We need you to come down here & save us.
Hobo 2: (crashes through the window) Oh SMG4, there you are.
SMG4: Oh great, not you again -_-
Hobo 2: We're here to save you! We just need something first. Where is your Guardian Pod?
SMG4: You mean the USB that i first arrived to the Mushroom Kingdom in? It's uhhhhhhh.... (recalls yeeting it from SMG4: SMG4's Origins) I don't know.
Hobo 2: *gasp* WE'RE DOOOOOOMED! WE CAN'T STOP HIM WITHOUT A GUARDIAN POD!
Tari: Why do we need it? What are we fighting anyway? (Audio: huh? is that all?)
(A tv screen then comes down, revealing a Creative Exposition)
Hobo 1: (via screen) He's a virus from another universe.
(The gang then panics [Luigi: AAAAAAAAAAAA-][Tari: Oh no][Bob: Oh crap] [Axol or SMG4, probably: OH THIS IS BAD])
Hobo 1: He goes from universe to universe, creating & destroying them as he goes. We came from a universe that he already destroyed. We escaped, but he seemed to follow us here.
Hobo 2: We're sorry for bringing the apocalypse here, but we know how to stop him. WE JUST NEED THE GUARDIAN POD!
SMG3: (intrudes from SMG4's spot) Well, why don't you just use mine then? I crash landed in one too, it should still be in that field.
Hobo 2: WOW! 3 IS HERE TOO! (begins patronisizing 3 with Hobo 1)
SMG3: Finally, the recognition I deserved.
(Suddenly, the two then looked back as the Cursed Emoji arrived)
Cursed Emoji: Get yer fat ass back here! (grabs the two as it heads to its destination)
Hobo 2: GUYS! WE'RE GOING TO GET THAT GUARDIAN POD! BUT YOU HAVE TO KEEP YOUR AVATAR SAFE UNTIL WE GET HERE!
SMG4: WHU- I DON'T UNDERSTAND! AVATAR? WHAT'S MY AVATAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR?!
Part 3: The Devils Den[]
Mario: Oh no... (gets glared on by the virus) PLEASE LET GO OF MARIO! I'M A GOOD BOY! (he doesn't buy it) Mama mia. (the virus summons its glowing eye and proceeds to roar, shocking Mario)
SMG4: MARIO!
Virus: WITNESS!
(Mario then gets visions of the beast's past, from his universe, to its destruction, to encountering the hobos, to him holding Hobo 2)
Hobo 1: Our universe may be doomed, but we're taking you down with it, 0! (proceeds striking him with another pod)
Mario: MAAAAAAAAAAAA-MAAAAAAAAA! (gets his hand morphed to 0's as the others scream in agony)
(The virus is ready to get what he wants, when the Mario Wagon arrives and the virus gets alerted as the gang came storming in just in time)
Hobo 2: (via audio from JonTron) 2 KIDS GONNA DIE TONITE!
(The wagon suddenly stopped by an army of Zombie Recolors)
Luigi: WAH! What is this?!
Bob: Holy crap, that's a lotta Marios
Hobo 2: QUICK! Everyone out!
Bob: (tries escaping only to get stuck) A crap. Y m i still thicc? I'm stuck!
(the gang then ejects him from the exit & got out. Hobos 1 & 2 then got out of the vehicle)
Hobo 1: IT'S OVER, 0!
(0 responds by reanimating more Recolors as his shielded puppets)
Hobo 2: Oh no. What do we do?
Hobo 1: We gotta have to just run through them! (sees a slash passing through) (Audio: JonTron) WHAT?!
(The slash then broke through a few recolors, as we see Melony waving at us with her sword back)
Saiko: Out of the way! The Saiko Express is coming through!
The Great Push[]
Luigi: WE'RE COMING MARIO! (leaps onto her hammer & is thrown into the crowd) LET'S A FUCKIN' GOOOO! (unleashes a sonic boom that knocks them out)
(Hobo 1 & 2 then go through the mob as each of the members stop the recolors. Axol's not faring much when he got surrounded. Only for Melony to come in & free him by blowing them up. Axol then just answers by hugging her)
Axol: Thank you Melony.
(Melony just hugs back as more recolors are then stopped)
Bowser: (spins like hell) BEYBLADE!
Tari: (gets in a slap fight with a recolor) Aaaaaaaaaaaaa
Boopkins: ("blesses" a recolor with a dakimakura) The power of Christ compels you!
(A recolor tries to attack from behind only to get shot, by Shroomy)
Shroomy: Oh golly gee.
(Mario screams even further as they go through a last barrier of Recolor Zombies)
Hobo 1 & 2: (via audio from Knuckles) Oh no
Bob: (crashes in with Boopkins) Oh yeah, it's time 4 the ultimate finisher. Hit it, Boopkins! (Both then did a beatboxing cover of the Tetris Theme that made them ascend & by the zombies case, their deities) Hell ya, bow down 2 yer gods! Quick, fly u fools!
Hobo 2: Remember us, 0? This time, we're gonna end you for good.
(0 retaliates by trying to stomp them down, only they dodged to near SMG4)
SMG4: Thank you... for saving us you guys. We... we don't even know your names.
Hobo/SMG1: What Really? I thought it was obvious by now. My name is SMG1!
Hobo/SMG2: & I'M SMG2!
Both SMG3 & 4: Wait, what?!
SMG4: WWWHHHAAATTT?!
SMG1: & now we're going to end this for good!
SMG4: WAIT! YOU CAN'T JUST DROP SOMETHING LIKE THAT ON ME!
SMG2: We have a Guardian Pod too. Find it. It will explain everything!
(SMG1 then finally has an open shot to fire the pod. With 2's help as a jumper, he threw it to 0's still-unseen body. After a moment of silence, 0 screams in agony as he drops Mario)
Luigi: GUYS! MARIO!
(0 continues to scream in agony but just a bit later, the explosion then turns into a black hole as it sucks them back into the pod)
SMG1: I don't want to die!
SMG2: No... nooo..
Both 1 & 2: AAAAAAAAAA---
The calm after the storm[]
(After all this, Mario's seen laying dead on the altar as the gang approaches)
Luigi: (hold his body) B-bro? Please talk to me. Are you ok?! (Audio: Mario! Waaaahuhuhuu Help!) (the others are left heartbroken thinking Mario had died. Luigi even feels the same as he mourns his assumed dead brother. But then, his right arm suddenly goes back to normal & he wakes up)
Mario: Ohhhhhhh... (notices Luigi) Mama? Can I have spaghetti now, please?
Luigi: (hugs him) GUYS! HE'S FINE! (Audio: Mario! Yahooo!)
(The gang celebrates seeing he's ok)
Tari: Ohh Mario! You gave us quite a scare! (Audio: Mario, yay! *giggle*)
Melony: (hugs his assumed father) Yay ^-^
Axol; Hey uhhhh, where's SMG4?
SMG4: We're here. A little shook but we're ok. Glad to see Mario's good too.
Boopkins: Yay, the gang's all here.
(Meanwhile... in Port Aurora)
Meggy: hmm... I feel like I'm being left out of something... (you will when you react the movie -Bendy1965)
I'm the Avatar?![]
SMG4: I... don't know, but it felt like my essence was being destroyed...
Luigi: These guys said something about an avatar, did they mean Mario?
Mario: MARIO'S THE AVATAR? (Audio: Adoltepotato, HOLY SHIT?!) (gets Jojo vibes) EARTHBENDING ATTACK! (Audio: Wahaa!) (yeets a rock at SMG3 [OH MY GOD]) Ooooooooo
Tari: Did I hear it right when they say they were called SMG1 & SMG2? (there's an Impostor among us -Bendy1965)
SMG4: Yeah, I didn't knew they're are more of us. (to SMG3) Do you?
SMG3: (via Audio from Homer) I don't know...
Boopkins: I can't believe they sacrificed themselves to save us...
(Nearby, the Pod then confirms the virus is contained)
Saiko: Guys, heads up, we still have company.
(The pod them emits massive amounts of energy that resurrected the Recolors)
MarioMario54321: Oh... my head... (ass)
Mariodude6975: I... don't remember anything... (Audio: What just happened?)
(SMG4 then looks satisfied that they're back)
X: Uhh... where the hell are we?
FM: Why do my eyes feel like they're being gouged out?
(That's when they noticed SMG4 & 3 in the Mario Wagon)
SMG4: HEY EVERYONE! I know you'll all are SUPER confused right now. But all will be explained-
SMG3: Just get the hell in the car so we can get out of this backwater place.
Recolors: Yes boss. (enters the wagon with the gang)
Happily Ever After for the Recolors[]
(Eventually, the Recolors then made sanctuary at Bloopersville)
X: Wow... it's been some 10 Year Anniversary huh?
FM: Yeah... who knew a crazy psycho monster was abducting us just cuz we all look like Mario.
Mario: Very sexy! (Audio: Sexy, haha)
SMG4: I'm... I'm just glad everyone's safe.
X: Thanks for saving us man.
SMG4: My pleasure guys.
Saiko: (honks horn) C'mon guys! We still got a bunch of corrupted memes to take care of.
SMG4: Oh yeah. Hey X, FM, Want to help me out? For old times sake?
(X & FM decide to join in)
Cleaning up the mess[]
SMG4: X! FM! Let's do the thing! MEME MACHINE ACTIVATE!(stacks onto one another forming a Meme Machine Totem) Hey fans it's SMG4 & i'm about to show you some SPICY memes. CHARGE! (they ran to the first meme, Harambe. As he leaps in for the attack) Look at this dude. (the exposure turns him back to normal. The three then turn more corrupted memes back, but at one time, turned Toad too realistic) AH CRAP! TURN IT BACK! TURN IT BACK! (turns him back to normal with THICC legs) Alright, you're on SMG3!
SMG3: (turns the portal back on) Alright kids, let's go home! (the memes head back to the portal) SMG4... you're alright for a mortal enemy. (heads to the portal himself, leaving SMG4 satisfied)
It's Finally Over[]
X & FM: Thanks again guys. (leaves)
SMG4: See you guys. (to the gang) Well, this 10 year anniversary took a weird turn, huh?
Mario: I saw God!
Bob: Yeah, but why was he trying to touch your no-no square?!
Luigi: & what does that had to do with destroying universes, bro?
Tari: What's with all the USBs everywhere?
SMG4: &... are there other SMGs out there?
Axol: *sigh* There's so many mysteries to figure out.
Saiko: Eh, if it means more action like tonight, then I don't mind.
Boopkins: Yeah, & then we can celebrate altogether.
SMG4: Yeah... (to the audience) & that includes all of you. Thank you all for 10 years of SMG4!
(With some extra realism into the universe, it looked like he's facing to the wall again like back at SMG4: The Quest for RTX, confusing them again)
Heavy Squid: Woomy. Woomy. Hahahaaaaaaa...
Or is it...[]
(Back at the cathedral, the pod claims that the Anti-Virus subscription's expiring, foreshadowing his return, & really kickstarting the Genesis Arc)
SPONSOR TIME![]
Luke: WHOO! That was so good! (to his Persona chonk) Wasn't that good, man? It was good. Guys, that was... the 10 Year Anniversary SMG4 movie & I want to thank you all so much for watching it. (During then, his Persona Chonk fell) It means a lot to me & my team. We worked SO HARD, & you know it's a big celebration because we are... we have hit 10 years of SMG4. 10 YEARS! from 2011 to 2021! & I want to thank you from the bottom of my heart for watching & supporting me for all these years. I've started from like a really small bedroom all the way to this full-blown company & like just making videos just for fun. & thank you very much. I love you guys. To celebrate all this awesomeness, we are releasing some limited edition merchandise just for you special fans. That's right! As you can see, we got this wee-cute little SMG4, but he's got friends too! Say hello to FM, & your boi, X! Oh look, it's so cute together like little BEANS! Not only are they cute, but also STACKABLE. Look at it, there's little Velcros in. & they STACK, you put them in a lot of things, like put them in a BURGER, put them, somewhere stupid, or you know, just, make it have a collection & you know, put them on top of a really dumb places. & I'm gonna be calling these guys "LITTLE CHONKS". uh, & they come in a set so 3 for the price of 1, that's pretty cool. If you guys love the design, I make more in the future like Axol, Meggy, Tari, you never know! & yeah, not only do we have these, we also have the 10 year anniversary shirt for cute little SMG4 holding a cake! & we also have this signed SMG4 Anniversary poster to look at it. It is amazing. You get the whole gang, including me & non-copyrighted Mario. Nintendo, pls don't come 4 us! & yeah, everyone's there. It's an amazing way to celebrate 10 years together. If you guys want all these items, you can go check it out at smg4.store. uh, & for all the special fans out there that've watched to the end of this video, I got a special gift for you. I have a special code for you guys. Check I'll put it on screen 10YRS .At checkout, if you punch in this code in, you're going to get 15% OFF your items. & all this code is only going for 10 days only. So pls, check it out before you know, time runs out. & with that, thank you guys so much for 10 years of SMG4. It means so much for me & my team & I hope this fun never ends. Thank you guys once again, for 10 years! whoo! (throws the Chonks as a final hurrah, only for one of them to make the poster crash. He lets out a thumbs up, only to laugh afterwards)
Thanks for watching ;)
Transcript completed by: Bendy1965 (Electric Logan)/ Black Friday of 2021
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