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This is the transcript for SMG4 Movie: It's Gotta Be Perfect.
Opening[]
(In SMG4's room, a mysterious anomaly begins to engulf Meggy and SMG3.)
SMG4: IT'S GOTTA BE PERFECT! IT'S GOTTA BE PERFECT! i̴̟̩͛̎̋͠t̸̩̓̓͑ṣ̸̡̘̿́̓̕͜ ̴͖̀̀g̷͚̻̱̑̊̊o̷͕͑̿͂t̴̙̃͗͠t̴̡̔̐͒͠a̸͚͗ ̴͉͊̆b̴̨͓̈́̎̆̾ê̵͚̮͍̒̐ ̴͚͓̞͙̆̅p̸̡̫̍e̵̹̤̬̞̎r̶̪̱̲̿͒̕̚f̷̤̯͎͂͝é̸̢̛̻͓͇c̵̲̲͎͂̈́́t̴̢͖̘̩̂̔̚͝.̶̱̥̈́
SMG3: Bro… what… what happened to you?
(intro)
Scene 1: A Few Weeks Earlier[]
(SMG4 walks into his room carrying a truckload of drinks and snacks.)
SMG4: Alright, I'm restocked and ready! This is MY year, and I'm going to make THE BEST. VIDEO. EVER!
(He gulps down his drink and begins to work at a rapid fire pace.)
SMG4: OK! Let's play that back!
(The video consist of Kermit the Frog fighting Jesus Christ until Kermit blows up. The End.)
SMG4: Hmm… Mmhmm… Mmhmm… (A realization hits him as he finds that his video is not perfect.) NO! (He throws his monitor back, which explodes.) How am I gonna make the best video ever with this MEDIOCRE CLIP!?
(He hears a pounding at his door.)
Mario: (Muffled) HELLOOOOOOO! (The door vanishes.)
SMG4: Y-Yes?
Mario: SMG4!!!! WE'RE GOING TO TEXAS!!!!
SMG4: Oh, uh, was that today? Uh... I'm sorry, Mario. I can't come today. I'm in the middle of making a special video.
Mario: What!? But you're always making videos! That's never stopped you!
SMG4: Not this one… This one's going to be different…
K BYEEEEEEE! (He goes back to resume working on his special video, but not before planting a sapling and watering it, making a new door grow in place.)
SMG4: OK, let's try again. (More rapid typing…)
(He has now made a music remix featuring Kermit. After all that, SMG4 now has bloodshot eyes, finds his video not perfect again. He slams his keyboard in frustration and pulls out a new one.)
SMG4: THIS IS NO GOOD! I NEED IT PERFECT! (More typing.) It's gotta be perfect, it's gotta be perfect, it's gotta be perfect…
Mario: OI!! (Mario crashes his head through the door, but SMG4 doesn't answer back.) S-M-G-FOOOOOOOOOUR!
SMG4: (Startled) Huh!? What?!
Mario: Hiya! Celebrate MAR10 day with me next week!
(An irate SMG4 throws a chair at Mario, who ducks back.)
Much, much, much later…
(Having now lost his sanity, SMG4 throws his keyboard onto a pile of other keyboards, pulls out a new one, and begins to search Google to find some funny. He even attempts a ritual.)
SMG4: Why isn't it perfect…?! Why isn't it perfect…?! Why isn't it perfect…?!
(He repeatedly slams his head onto the desk.)
SMG4: Why isn't it perfect...?! Why isn't it perfect…?!
(Meggy, Bob, and Mario have attempted to talk with him, only for him to turn them down, eventually barricading his room with multiple doors.)
(It's now March 10th. MAR10 Day. As everyone is celebrating, SMG4 is stilled holed up in his room. He spent so much time on his video that he started growing a beard and his eyes are more bloodshot than before.)
SMG4: Why isn't it perfect!? Why isn't it perfect!?
(As SMG4 is frustrated about why isn’t his video perfect, he hears noises behind his locked door of Wario taking over MAR10 Day as War10 Day, and the appearance of a Wario Apparition.)
Wario Apparition: (Muffled) They took my ass!
Saiko: (Muffled) What the hell!? What do we do!!?!
SMG4: So loud… Everyone's so loud!
(He places two keyboards in his ears and resumes, until the Wi-Fi disconnects, due to the internet router being inadvertently getting knocked by Wario during the chaos. When SMG4 sees this, he has now lost it. He starts laughing angrily like a mad man, gets up as he hears Mario and Meggy fighting Wario and Waluigi of the chaos. He bursts out of his room to interrupt the fight and scream at the party-goers.)
SMG4: SHUT UP!!! CAN YOU ALL SHUT UP!?!? LOOK AT WHAT YOU'VE DONE!!!
(He causes mass destruction until he finally fixes the Wi-Fi and heads back to his room. With the Wi-Fi back on, he resumes. Suddenly, a little Adware guy pops up out of nowhere.)
Adware: Hey! It looks like you need a bit of editing help! Can I interest you in a magical keyboard?
(SMG4 is surprised and notices this.)
COMPLETELY REGULAR KEYBOARD THAT LOOKS COOOOOL
Adware: It's guaranteed to make your work PERFECT!
(Amazed, SMG4 purchases this supposedly magical keyboard, only for the Adware guy to vanish.)
SMG4: Huh?
(The magical keyboard unexpectedly flies into the room and smacks him. Happy and surprised, he tosses his old keyboard to the side and places the new one in front of him. He begins to work more as his sanity has now hit the negative integers.)
SMG4: This feeling! Yes! YES!!! YES!!!!!
(As he types more, a mysterious, monstrous anomaly awakens from the void…)
Scene 2: Present Day[]
(SMG3 is walking up the steps.)
SMG3: This has gone on long enough. Nothing is worth killing yourself over a dumb video. I'm gonna slap that boy back into reality.
Meggy: Wait! SMG3, I'm all for physical intervention but… Maybe wait till he's not upset?
SMG3: Why doesn't anyone care if I'M upset? I'm sick and tired of this crap.
(SMG3 goes to SMG4's room and bangs on the door.)
SMG3: DUDE, ENOUGH OF YOUR PSYCHOTIC EPISODE! WE GOT STUFF TO DO!!!
(He pounds more until the door opens by itself. The room is dimly lit, SMG4 is still rapidly typing, and there are scribblings coated on the walls. "IT'S GOTTA BE PERFECT")
Meggy: (Whispering) Maybe we should leave him alone.
(Not listening, SMG3 walks up to SMG4.)
SMG3: SMG4! Snap out of it!
(He reaches his arm out to touch SMG4's shoulder, when suddenly the environment around them distorts. An unknown anomaly emerges out from the unknown as Meggy and SMG3 react with fear.)
SMG4: IT'S GOTTA BE PERFECT, IT'S GOTTA BE PERFECT! i̴̟̩͛̎̋͠t̸̩̓̓͑ṣ̸̡̘̿́̓̕͜ ̴͖̀̀g̷͚̻̱̑̊̊o̷͕͑̿͂t̴̙̃͗͠t̴̡̔̐͒͠a̸͚͗ ̴͉͊̆b̴̨͓̈́̎̆̾ê̵͚̮͍̒̐ ̴͚͓̞͙̆̅p̸̡̫̍e̵̹̤̬̞̎r̶̪̱̲̿͒̕̚f̷̤̯͎͂͝é̸̢̛̻͓͇c̵̲̲͎͂̈́́t̴̢͖̘̩̂̔̚͝.̶̱̥̈́
SMG3: Bro... what... what happened to you…?
(SMG3 is finding himself surrounded by this unknown hostile force.)
SMG4?: A perfect video requires a sacrifice.
SMG3: Sacrifices? Ever since I helped you out with your channel, you've done nothing but have a hard-on for making this freaking video! Why don't you just go and touch some grass!?
SMG4?: (Enraged) YOU WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND!!!!!
(Meggy and SMG3 find themselves in a darkened hallway. Two demonic tentacles suddenly emerge and grab the latter.)
SMG3: WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!?
(Suddenly, Meggy flies in and kicks SMG4. She goes over to free SMG3 and throws him out a nearby window. SMG4 lets out a demonic roar as more tentacles emerge form his computer. Meggy jumps out the window as the room explodes. She lands next to SMG3, who is lying face down on the ground.)
Meggy: You alright?
SMG3: (Muffled) Yeah... I think so.
(A rumbling occurs.)
Meggy: Oh my God…
(A demonic monster with two large eyes begins to engulf the castle…)
Scene 3: Corrupted Castle[]
(Mario and his friends are walking along.)
Mario: OK, you guys. What's the plan to make SMG4 feel better?
Bob: We're gonna beat the crap out of SMG4 until he gets back to normal.
Boopkins: What? I thought we were just gonna tell him that life isn't just all work and he has friends who love him! (He holds up chonks of himself, Mario, SMG4, and Tari.)
Mario: I kind of like Bob's idea, though.
Luigi: (Looks over) AHHH WHAT'S THAT?!
(Everyone faces what Luigi saw. The monster has now consumed a good majority of the castle. Large eyes have now popped up everywhere.)
Mario: WHAT THE HELLLLLL!? (He gets run over by Meggy and SMG3.) HEY!! WHAT THE HELL'S GOING ON!?
SMG3: SMG4's gone completely mad and has corrupted the castle!
Bob: Sounds like just another Tuesday.
Meggy: No... I don't think that was SMG4 in there… SMG4 would never do this…
Tari: Do you… Do you think it could be SMG0?
SMG3: That's not meme energy. This is something completely different…
Boopkins: Don't worry, guys! The power of friendship will save the day! (He makes his way to the castle entrance.) I'll just go give SMG4 a hug and everything will be all better!
Meggy: WAIT, NO! BOOPKINS, WAIT!
Boopkins: SMG4! I'm coming! (To everyone's horror, he tries to swim through the demonic sludge.) Almost there…
(Suddenly, a tentacle monster rises up, grabs Boopkins, and begins to swing him around.)
Boopkins: AHHHHH HELP ME!!!
Bob: …Do a flip! (Meggy smacks him.)
Saiko: C'mon, guys! We go to save him!
(Everyone agrees.)
Bob: (Muffled) Fine, I guess.
(Everyone springs into action and a battle commences. Saiko takes a few tentacles out with her hammer.)
Saiko: CHEF! ORDER UP!
Bob: One order of creepy tentacle sushi coming right up!
(He makes tentacle sushi, which he throws to Luigi, who catches it with his vacuum cleaner. He blows it back into a tentacle, who swallows it and explodes. Luigi celebrates, only for Tari to smack into him after getting hit by a tentacle.)
Tari: IT DIDN'T LIKE MY PEACE OFFERING!!! (Said peace offering was a rubber duck.)
(Two tentacles are playing tennis, using Boopkins as a ball.)
(SMG3, Mario, and Meggy band together.)
SMG3: You guys ready?
Meggy: Bring it on.
Mario: MARIO'S GONNA COMMIT TENTACLE HOMICIDE.
(SMG3 summons Eggdog and engages in a duel with a tentacle. Meggy hurls Splat Bombs at a few others. Mario enlarges his mustache and uses it as a helicopter, severing three more.)
Meggy: Wow, that was actually pretty cool, Red.
Mario: I'M A KING NOW.
(A tentacle emerges behind them.)
SMG3: (Noticing) LOOK OUT!
(They get smacked into the castle.)
Luigi: NOOOOO GUYS!!!!
(He makes his way to the doors, only for the sludge to grow larger, blocking his way completely.)
Luigi: Oh no… (Gets smacked back to reality)
Scene 4: Creepy Castle[]
(Inside the castle…)
SMG3: Well, that's just great. We're back where we started!
Mario: But not with... NEW FUNKY MARIO! …Where's all the creepy, goopy stuff from before?
(Indeed, all the sludge is gone…)
Meggy: Let's just find SMG4 for now… I'm sure if we can somehow get him out of here, all of this will stop.
SMG3: Whoa whoa whoa… What do you mean "find SMG4"? We just escaped from him, and now we want to find him again?!
Meggy: 3... (Sighs) SMG4 is our friend. I know he's tried to save us no matter what in the past.
SMG3: Hey, I'm all for saving the idiot, but you saw what he did before-
(Mario suddenly screams. The door to SMG4's room is mysteriously open. SMG3 and Meggy rush up to find out what's going on.)
Meggy: MARIO! GET AWAY FROM THAT… room…?
(The room is as it was before. No scribblings, no sludge, no monsters... Nothing.)
SMG3: What the-…? Everything's back to normal? Why the hell did you scream then, Mario?!
Mario: Because… (He's looking at a notepad window on the computer containing a blurred message.) MARIO HAS TO READ!
(Meggy and SMG3 are weirded out.)
SMG3: Oh my f*cking God... (He shoves Mario out of the way and they examine the message.)
Meggy: (Reading the message) "I just want to make everyone happy..."
SMG3: Well… What the hell is that supposed to mean?
(Without warning, the power goes out.)
Mario: AHHHH! TAKE SMG3, NOT MARIO!
(The lights come back on... And the monster is standing around them...)
Mario: Well, this ain't so bad…
Sign: Boo!
Mario: AHHH READING!!!
(The trio flee.)
SMG3: ALRIGHT, I"M OUTTA HERE!!
(They freeze in place.)
Meggy: …Toad?
(Toad is glitching through the ground. SMG3 goes down to him.)
Mario: SMG3, be careful!
SMG3: Pfft, it's just Toad. The hell is he gonna do? (To Toad) Yo, Toad man, Do you know where SMG4 is?
(No response.)
Mario: SMG3… allow me. (He walks over to Toad and begins to repeatedly slap him across the face.) TOAD, OL BUDDY, OL PAL, WHERE IS SMG4?
Toad: Guys… I don't feel so good… (The ground shakes as Toad's legs get taller.) Do you like my redesign?
(The trio scream and run for their lives, but Toad leaps in and blocks the way.)
SMG3: Oh, God! Looks like SMG4's been experimenting with redesigning more characters!
Mario: Stupid sexy Toadies! (He runs over to kick Toad's leg. Toad stomps on him in return.) Ow!
Scene 5: Military arrives[]
(Back outside, the anomaly has gotten larger and keeps swinging Luigi and Bob around.)
Tari: GUYYYYYYS, WHAT DO WE DO?!
Bob: Oh, I know! Melony will take of this, easy!
(He calls Melony… who's too busy sleeping on the couch to hear her phone ringing.)
Bob: Goddammit!
Boopkins: You big meanie! You let my friends go now!
(He's swing a sword at the monster, to no avail.)
Boopkins: You need a good spanking so you can- (He gets grabbed, pounded, and thrown back to the ground, his friends following close behind.)
Bob: Ow! my ovaries!
Tari: What do we do?! Our friends are in there!
Saiko: Looks like we might need some backup…
(As if on cue, the military arrives.)
Swag: We heard there was a disturbance in my town
Chris: "Your" town, Swag?
Swag: SHUT UP, CHRIS. Let me have my moment. (Chris facepalms.) OK, who ordered a big serving of mass destruction?
Luigi: Wait! You guys can't blow up the castle! Our friends are still in there!
Swag: Oh, Luigi… Sometimes we all have to make sacrifices. (Saiko smacks him with her hammer.) Ow...
Saiko: No way… If you're gonna blow this place up… You'll have to go through us!
Swag: Pfft. Have it your way, sweetie. (He aims the tank at her.)
Saiko: DID YOU JUST CALL ME SWEETIE?!
(The two sides prepare to fight.)
Boopkins: Wait, wait, that's it! THAT'S THE ANSWER!
Swag & Saiko: …What?
Boopkins: Peace and love!
(Saiko and Swag aren't enthused.)
Swag: (Facepalms) You're f***ing kidding me…
Chris: Swag, just give the boy a chance.
Swag: Fine. But if this doesn't work, it's boom boom mcdoom time.
(Boopkins goes to face the monster.)
Boopkins: Excuse me, castle. I love you!
MALICE: (smacks Boopkins)
Scene 6: Toad’s Redesign Problem & SMG4's Thoughts[]
Meanwhile…
(Toad is leaping in a field... In reality, he's still fighting the trio while their still screaming. He eventually kicks Meggy to the side.)
Mario: MEGGY!!!
(Toad crushes her.)
SMG3: God, I wish that were me!
Mario: Hey, stinky! (Mario is filming Toad.) Now all of China knows what you're into!
Toad: NOOOOOOO! (He tries to escape, but can't due to being too tall.)
Meggy: Th- Thanks, Mario… I think.
(The doors to the second floor open.)
Meggy: Well… Guess we're going up there.
(The trio make their way up.)
SMG3: I miss just being the villain. This good guy sh!t is too tiring.
(On the second floor, Meggy notices that a painting is covered in a message.)
*YOU WILL NEVER BE GOOD ENOUGH*
Meggy: What… What could this mean?
Mario: All the paintings are like this!
IT IS NOT ENOUGH
GO AWAY
YOU ARE A FAILURE
NOBODY LIKES YOUR VIDEOS
Mario: Wow. Whoever wrote these sounds like a nice person.
SMG3: SMG4 wrote these. These are all his thoughts.
(SMG3 suddenly has tears in his eyes.)
Meggy: What? No way… How do you know?
SMG3: Because I felt the same way... Do you know what it's like? To live with the kind of expectation he has? Well, I had his channel for just a week, and it was the most stressful thing in my life. (His lips quiver...) Having millions of eyes on you... Being worried you'll make one mistake and lose everything... Always having to try and be perfect... (Meggy places a comforting hand on his shoulder.) It can make you go... kinda crazy... (He looks at his phone. It's him attempting to kill SMG4.)
Meggy: Aww… 3… SMG4's really lucky to have someone that understands him like you do.
SMG3: (In denial) What?! NO! I don't care about him! I only feel like this cause I'm cosmically linked to the idiot!
Meggy: AWWWW, SMG3! IT'S OK! LET IT OUT! (She hugs him.)
SMG3: HEY, LET GO OF ME, YOU DAMN SQUID!!
(Meanwhile, Mario is looking up the stairs. Beeg SMG4 is at the top.)
Mario: Uhh… Guys… Can we get a move on?
Meggy: Yeah, let's just start checking rooms. Maybe SMG4 is in one of them.
(They enter the first room they see.)
Mario: Hello? SMG4??
(The room is surrounded by something light blue.)
SMG3: Odd… Isn't this supposed to be a mirror? Why has it been replaced with-
Meggy: GUYS!! LOOK!!
(It's SMG4... His old design, at least.)
SMG3: Why is... Why is SMG4's old design here?
Mario: Ahhh, don't you miss how handsome he used to look! (He takes a selfie.)
SMG3: Maybe SMG4 is trying to turn his design back...?
(SMG4 suddenly gets angry and pulls SMG3 inside.)
SMG3: AHHHH OH GOD HELP!!
(Mario and Meggy run over to pull him free.)
SMG3: GET ME OUT OF HERE!
Meggy: WE'RE TRYING!!!
SMG3: SMG4! My man, you have to stop! I understand the pressure you're under, but we're here to- (He gets pulled in.) -heeeeeeellp!
(SMG3 appears next to SMG4 in the blue void.)
Meggy: OH CRAP, THIS IS BAD! (She begins pounding.) SMG3!!!!!
(Mario punches, but breaks his fingers.)
Mario: IT'S NO USE!!
Meggy: C'mon, we need to find SMG4 quickly! (They hurry out of the room.)
Scene 7: Swag & Chris vs SMG4's friends[]
(The military approaches the castle.)
Swag: (Rapping) Boom boom boom boom, I want you in my room. I will explode this castle. Uh... I want you in my room. (The tank stops.) OI! WHAT'S THE HOLD UP?!
(Boopkins is blocking the way.)
Boopkins: You will not hurt this castle and our friends, Swag!
Swag: Oh my God, this crap again?
(The tanks run Boopkins over.)
Boopkins: My scrotums...
STAHP RIGHT THERE!
Swag: What!? WHAT IS IT THIS TIME!?
Saiko: You can't stop all of us, Swag!
Tari: Yeah! This castle is sacred to us and isn't going anywhere!
Swag: Chris! These biffling bafflers are blocking the way! Destroy them all before they ruin Christmas Day!
Chris: ...Wut?
Scene 8: Mario react to Memes[]
(Mario and Meggy continue running when they encounter Beeg SMG4, who blocks their way to the third floor.)
Mario: You want a piece of me!?
(He pulls out two guns and fire, but doesn't hurt Beeg SMG4.)
Beeg SMG4: VIEWS VIEWS VIEWS VIEWS
Meggy: …I… I think he want us to... watch something?
Mario: AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT!
(Mario attempts to BLJ to the top, but gets smacked. A large screen emerges from above.)
Beeg SMG4: VIEWS VIEWS VIEWS VIEWS VIEWS
Meggy: OK, OK, fine! We'll watch whatever you want.
(Video #1: Courtesy of HypnoticS.)
(The duo are clueless, until Mario gets the idea: They have to react to memes.)
Meggy: I don't get it...
(Video #2: Courtesy of ZACHxFULLER.)
(Mario laughs, but Meggy is still confused.)
Mario: Meggy! You need to react… (He stretches her face.) …BEEEEEEEG!!
Meggy: Ehhh… OK, OK, I'll try… (Her face reverts to normal.)
(Video #3: Courtesy of Shonie Boy.)
(Mario laugh and Meggy still doesn't get it, Mario still laugh and Meggy wonder his doing and he point the meter and she realized)
Meggy: Oh, right!! Ha… Haha… Ha…
(BZZ!)
PITY DETECTED
Meggy: I'm sorry… I just don't get it…
(She finds herself in the Naughty Woomy Corner.)
Mario: And stay there till Mario clears this obstacle.
Meggy: …You've gotta be kidding me…
(Mario goes to confront Beeg SMG4.)
Mario: …Draw!
(Video #4: Courtesy of StinkyBlueRat and Ricky Berwick.)
(This causes Mario to laugh so hard he breaks the screen and the meter to the roof and hit a nearby airplane. Beeg SMG4 finally lets them through.)
Mario: Hey, Meggy-
Meggy: Yeah, yeah. Come on, funny man. Let's go save SMG4.
Scene 9: SMG4…?[]
(They run up to the third floor, but vines block the way in. Meggy puts her hand in front of the door, and it opens. The duo slowly make their way in and find themselves face to face with the monster, who blocks the door again.)
Meggy: Don't be afraid, Red. We'll get through this.
(They slowly step forward.)
Mario: S… SMG4??
(He reaches out… And it's revealed that SMG4 has become so engrossed in making his perfect video that he became zombified with missing pupils.)
Meggy: SMG4!! It's us!!
Mario: Bro!! We're here to save you!!
(No response.)
Meggy: Come on, Mario! Let's get him out of here!
(She extends her hand out… SMG4 looks back at them and a force shoves them backwards. They look up… SMG3 is there as well, deformed.)
Mario: S… SMG3!?!
SMG3???: H-help…Me…
(The monster lunges at the duo, and they prepare for battle.)
Meggy: Mario… Looks like to save SMG3… (She cracks her knuckles.) We're gonna have to KICK HIS ASS!!
(The battle commences. The duo dodge and attack, with Mario even poking one of the monster's eyes with his nose. Eventually, Meggy gets knocked back and Mario catches her.)
Meggy: Thanks.
(Mario uses her as a bat and continues to swing until they get thrown back again.)
Meggy: (Pulls out her Splat Charger) Mario, let's pretend this is Splatfest. Remember the ol' Meggy Switcheroo?
Mario: Ooo… Yeah!
(Mario pulls out a mic and begins to sing horribly as Meggy prepares to attack.)
Meggy: SPLAT.
(She fires at the monster until it falls. It dissolves and SMG3 is in its place. Mario pulls him out of the sludge.)
Meggy: SMG3!! Are you okay??
SMG3: Y-Yeah… What happened? I… I don't remember... (He looks behind him.) SMG4!!
SMG4???: It's almost finished…
(A void appears and engulfs the room.)
Meggy: IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN!! WE NEED TO GRAB SMG4 AND GET OUT OF HERE!!
(SMG3 tries to pull SMG4 away.)
SMG3: COME ON, GUYS, HELP!!
(They try to pull him free, but three tentacles reach out and grab them.)
Mario: AHHHH! WAAAAAAAH!!!
Meggy: AHH! OH NO!
SMG3: WAH! HELP! NO!
Scene 10: The Difficult Decision…[]
(Back outside…)
Boopkins: I have a dream that we can all live in peace- (Swag points his gun at his head.)
(Suddenly, the monster grows even larger. The gang flee for their lives.)
Bob: HOLY GUACAMOLE!!!
Boopkins: WAIT, NO, GUYS, STAY CALM! LOVE WILL WIN! LOVE ALWAYS WINS!
Bob: (Shoves Boopkins out of the way) Move, bitch!
Swag: (To Boopkins) TOLD YOU SO!
Saiko: Boopkins! We need to tear down this castle, otherwise the entire kingdom is in danger!
Boopkins: But… But… What about our friends!?
(The tanks fire at the monster.)
Swag: SWEEEEEET RELEAAAASE!
(A big explosion occurs as the monster gets hit.)
Swag: Hand me my medal, Chris, cuz I saved the world once again!
(…The monster is still alive.)
Swag: WHAT!? IMPOSSIBRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
Saiko: (To Boopkins) We need to sink the castle.
Boopkins: But… won't this sink the castle... forever…?
Saiko: (Sadly) There's no other choice.
Scene 11: You're not alone, SMG4.[]
(The trio are still fighting the anomaly on the third floor.)
Mario: GUYS, WHAT DO WE DO!?! MARIO DOESN'T WANNA DIIIIEEEE!!!!!
Meggy: I DON'T KNOW, MARIO!! JUST KEEP FIGHTING IT!!
(From SMG3's view, everything goes darker than it already is as all hearing is drained, being replaced by a high pitched tone. He looks over at SMG4…)
SMG3: Hey, dude. Listen to me. I used to think you had it all… Friends. Fame. Views. I thought you had to be the happiest person in the world. But I understand you now. You're really scared, aren't you? You're scared you could lose it all at any time. Because you think you're only worth as much as the stuff you make. But I've met your friends, man. No matter what you make, they… WE will always be here to have fun and laugh together.
Meggy: THAT'S RIGHT!! YOU ALWAYS HAVE US, SMG4!!
Mario: YEAH!!! MARIO'S GOING TO LAUGH AT YOU FOREVER!!
(SMG4 twitches as the trio accept their fate and sink into the murky abyss…)
(PUNCH!)
(SMG4 punches the anomaly and rescues Meggy and SMG3.)
SMG3: (Drowning in tears) SMG4, bro!! YOU're back!!
SMG4: (Tearing up) Yeah... I really needed to hear all that.
Meggy: Wait!! MARIO!!
SMG4: OH YEAH!!
(He pulls Mario out.)
Mario: I LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!!!!!!
(The anomaly begins to disappear.)
Meggy: (Hugs him) Dude… I thought we lost you.
Mario: (Hugs him) SMG4!!!! DON'T GO COO COO CRAZY AGAIN PLEASE!!!!
SMG4: I'm… I'm so sorry, guys. And thanks, SMG3… I didn't know you felt that way.
SMG3: (In more denial) NO!!! I Only said all that so I wouldn't die in the eldritch goo!!
SMG4: Yeah sure, whatever you say, man. Now let's get out of here!!
(They run towards the nearest window… As a tentacle grabs SMG4 and pulls him back. SMG3 notices and runs after him.)
Scene 12: SMG4 & SMG3 leave behind[]
(Mario and Meggy land in front of the castle. They notice the battle is still raging on.)
Saiko: NOW!!!
(Luigi, Tari, and Boopkins arrive with bombs. Three tentacles try to grab Boopkins.)
Swag: OI! H3nT@! MONSTER!
(His men fire at them as Boopkins makes his way to the moat to drop his bombs, with Tari, Saiko, Bob, and Luigi doing the same.)
Swag: (Button ready) HERE COMES THE BOOM!
(He presses, and the bombs go off, making the monster sink into the abyss… And taking the castle with it…)
Swag: This is the best day ever. Isn't this the best day ever?
(The gang watch their home sink.)
Tari: There… There it goes…
Luigi: But look! The creep has stopped!
Bob: Wow! I can't believe it actually worked!
Boopkins: Guys, we still needed to go get Meggy and the others! They're not out here!
Meggy: Oh, aren't we?
Luigi: (Hugging Meggy's leg) OH MY GOSH YOU GUYS MADE IT OUT!!!
Meggy: (Chuckles) Did you miss me?
Boopkins: You guys made it!
Mario: Yeah! We got SMG4 too! He's right...
(Mario notices SMG4 is not here. Neither is SMG3.)
Mario: MEGGYYYYY!!!!! SMG4 and SMG3 ARE STILL IN THE CASTLE!!!!
(Meggy was in complete shock and started screaming that she and Mario forgot that the meme guardians are still in the castle.)
Scene 13: The "Perfect Video" Duo[]
(Back inside, the castle begins falling apart while SMG4 is stuck tied to his chair.)
SMG3: SMG4?! WHAT'S GOING ON!?
SMG4: (Straining) Dammit… I… I don't think I can leave…
SMG3: What!? Forget your stupid video!
SMG4: No, I mean… I psychically won't be allowed to leave till I finish this video... (Sighs in defeat) You should go. (He begins to type.)
SMG3: What!? This is crazy!
SMG4: SMG3… Please go… This is entirely my fault, and I'll suffer whatever fate is in my way... At least I go down doing what I love...
SMG3: (Slaps him) You idiot! You think after all these years of rivalry, after I pretty much went through a whole Vegeta character arc... I'm just gonna let you die? HOW SELFISH IS THAT!?!
(SMG3 pulls over a chair and laptop.)
SMG4: Wh-What are you doing?
SMG3: What does it look like I'm doing? I'm gonna help you finish this video!
(With the support he needs, SMG4 continues working on his video, his former rival by his side helping.)
(Back outside, the castle has now sunken into the deep abyss below, the two SMGs still inside... The gang can look on in sadness over the loss of their home and friends…)
Meggy: (Begins to cry) No… No, this can't be the end…
(Meanwhile, the two SMGs are still working…)
SMG3 and SMG4: OK! AND DONE!!!
(The render has been completed. And it didn't crash. Nice.)
(The USB drive glows and the keyboard disables itself.)
Adware: Congratulations on finishing your project. Would you like to rate your experience with the magical keyboard?
(SMG3 destroys the monitor with the keyboard, giving the Adware's rate: A BIG. FAT. ZERO!)
SMG3: Don't order stuff from sus websites, dude! Stuff like this is why you got hacked a few months ago!
SMG4: (Picks up the USB) This… This is it… My life's work… The online respect this is going to give me…
(The castle continues to crumble.)
SMG3: DUDE! I'M ALL FOR FAKE INTERNET POINTS, BUT LET'S GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE, FIRST!!
(They runs towards the window… Only to find that the castle has already sunken into the ground. They brace themselves and leap out, grabbing onto an eldritch wall. A boom occurs, and SMG4 accidentally makes the USB leap above him. He tries to reach for it while SMG3's hand slips… SMG4 catches him. But the USB is now on his foot.)
SMG4: Don't worry, man! I got you! I'm not letting you go!
(The USB slides further down his foot…)
SMG3: Wh-What are you thinking? SMG4? (No response.) We can make another! Remember what I said? We… We're friends!
(SMG4 is wordless. SMG3, his former rival, the same SMG3 who tried to take over his channel many times in the past, and briefly succeeded, just now declared themselves officially friends…)
Scene 14: Goodbye, Old Home...[]
(The gang is still mourning the loss of their home and their Meme Guardian friends… Suddenly, they hear screaming. SMG3 and SMG4 emerge from the sinkhole, alive and well.)
Boopkins: YOU GUYS MADE IT!!!
Meggy: OH, THANK GOD, YOU'RE OKAY!
(Mario runs up to hug them.)
Mario: WAHHHHHH YOU SCARED MARIO AGAIIIIN!
SMG3: Yea… Even I thought I wasn't going to make it at the end.
(The Meme Guardians look back at what used to be their home.)
SMG4: Nah… I'd do anything to not lose my friends.
SMG3: (Denial #3) WHAT?! I'M NOT YOUR FRIEND! …B-Baka. (Begin to blush for being Tsundere, in reality, he has finally redeemed himself for all of his past actions.)
(They continue staring down into the abyss.)
Tari: I… I can't believe it's gone…
Luigi: I'm gonna really miss this place…
Mario: Wait… But guys… Mario blows up the castle all the time… Can't we just built it again?
Meggy: Something tells me… the castle won't be returning anytime soon…
(The whole gang watched as the monster completely devours their old home, leaving an enormous crater of mass destruction, completely beyond repair. everyone was completely devastated now that the place they had their old adventures there, is now completely gone…)
SMG4: (Tearfully) I'm really sorry I caused all this guys…
(He looks over. The only piece of the castle managed to survive; A single castle door.)
SMG4: This was like a home to us We had so many adventures here.
(He flashes back to all the fun times he had with his friends from all the way back to the very beginning…)
SMG4: I'm going to make this right. We can build a new castle! And it may be different… but so long as we're all together… I'm sure it's going to be perfect.
Tari: This'll be fine! We'll get to built it up however we want!
Saiko: We can build a rock stage!
Mario And have a spaghetti room!
Bob: I can make a room to do lots of illegal things!
Boopkins: Can we have an anime room, too?
SMG4: Uhh... Maybe!
Chris: This will be fun to do...
Swag: We can hide bodies there-
SMG3: Wait, guys! This is cool and all, but… where and how are we gonna do that?
SMG4: I… I don't know… But I'm sure we'll figure it out! C'mon!
(And so, the gang sets off to build a new home. No matter how new and different it will be, memories of the old will never be forgotten as they will always be there to have fun and laugh together…)
Meggy: WAIT A MINUTE… WHERE'S PEACH!?!?!
(Peach wakes up in her bedroom and opens the window. She screams at the sight of an eldritch eye staring at her, knowing that things are not gonna end well.)
"IT'S GOTTA BE PERFECT" Merch Promo[]
(Luke is laughing and clapping maniacally.)
Luke: Ah man, that was a great movie. Hey, guys. Thank you all so much for watching the It's Gonna Be Perfect movie. We had so much fun making this, and we hope you all enjoyed it. As you know, the SMG4 universe is evolving. And no, this isn't just an arc, it's something much different, and much bigger. What that means? Well, well, you're gonna have to keep watching SMG4 to find out. But what I can say is, I've been really, really wanting to push the quality on SMG4, and the happiness of you guys means the world to me, so I'm always constantly wanting to make the content fresh and exciting, and I hope this movie is a big step towards that. But enough of that sappy stuff. I got a another exciting announcement for you guys. and announcing the SMG4 Movie: IT'S GOTTA BE PERFECT merch line! That's right. As you may have noticed, I've been wearing this very slick hat. You can get, uh, your own SMG4 hat just like the new model. and not only that. you can actually attach your own pins to it. We got some custom pins here, look at that. We've got the SMG4 and SMG3 pin. And not only that, your boy has turned into a marketable plush! There he is! Uh, SMG3, say something to the fans.
SMG3: Please help me. They've locked my soul inside the plushies, and the other way to free me is to buy them all!
Luke: Great. It doesn't actually talk, by the way. And lastly, we also have the official signed poster of the It's Gonna Be Perfect movie. And for the next 10 days, get 15% off all these items. Again, you can get all of this at smg4.store. And with that, guys, thank you all so much for watching the movie, and I'll see you guys next time. SMG3, can you say goodbye?
SMG3: You will rue the day that you turned me into a marketable plushie!
(Credits roll.)