SMG4 and SMG3 Rank SMG4 Characters/Transcript

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Prologue

(We are zooming into the SMG4 castle.)

SMG3: GOKU WOULD TOTALLY WIN IN A FIGHT AGAINST TINKY WINKY

SMG4: NO DUDE, TINKY WINKY HAS THE POWER OF PLOT ARMOR!!!

SMG3: You’re an idiot. ANYWAY, This 3 hour conversation is over! I win!

SMG4: Uh, uh… HOW ABOUT WHO’S THE STRONGEST OUT OF ALL OF OUR FRIENDS?!

SMG3: Well we both know the obvious answer…is me! :)

SMG4: (sad face) NO! IT’D BE ME!!!

(They both stare into each other’s souls and walk away before the camera shuts off.)

Start of the episode

SMG4: Hello everyone! (waving to the viewer.)

SMG3: (in a “Why am I even here” way) Hi.

SMG4: Come on!

SMG3: Uh.

SMG4: Yeah, come on. More happy.

SMG3: (Mocking SMG4) Hi everyone!

SMG4: Yeah, that’s right.

SMG3: It’s a new year, a new time.

SMG4: You know this comes out in March right?

(SMG3 loads for a sec with a bruh face.)

SMG3: It’s a new month.

SMG4: (laughs) Today guys, we’re going to doing a tier list of all our friends!

SMG3: Yeah, I’ve been roped into this because he’s out of content and uh-

SMG4: (gets mad) I’m not out of content!

SMG3: We got to sort of look at the cast we have and sort of you know (pulls out a knife) maybe we need to get rid of one of them.

SMG4: (laughs) No!

SMG3: I’m thinking-

SMG4: No! (blocks and pushes SMG3.)

(The camera shuts off again.)

SMG4: So we’re going to do who’s the strongest out of our friends now.

SMG3: Who’s the strongest?

SMG4: Yeah.

SMG3: Well it’s me.

SMG4: No it’s not.

SMG3: It is.

SMG4: No it’s not.

SMG3: We can sort that out right now.

SMG4: Okay, can I join you then?

SMG3: No.

SMG4: What no?!

SMG3: I haven’t seen you lift weights.

SMG4: Yes I did! I did a few episodes ago.

SMG3: I lift a thousand weights.

SMG4: Of what? Of your dog?

SMG3: Of weights.

#1, Eldritch Zero

SMG4: Okay, so this guy,  he’s pretty strong I think he would kill everyone um…he almost killed all of us.

(Shows flashbacks of the SMG4 Movie: REVELATIONS.)

SMG4 Movie: REVELATIONS - April 2, 2022.

SMG3: Eldritch Zero..he’s cool, he’s very omnipotent but you know he’s also kind of a nerd. We as a collective beat him.

SMG4: Then he should go on D if we as a collective beat him.

SMG3: Sure.

SMG4: Ok.

SMG3: Yeah.

SMG4: I guess we are powerful than him.

SMG3: Yeah.

#2, Ronald McDonald

SMG4: Okay. Ronald McDonald, he’s a little bit more powerful than him.

SMG3: He’s more powerful in the sense that he has more money and political gain.

SMG4: Yes.

(They both laugh.)

SMG4: Does that count as power?

SMG3: Yeah, yeah.

“Getting philosifikal..Fffffidlo- F*%K, can’t say the word” - SMG4, 2024.

#3, Boopkins

SMG4: Uh, Boopkins! I think (stutters then laughs.)

SMG3: More powerful than Zero.

SMG4: Yeah he’s a bit more powerful but he’s not that powerful unfortunately, I think he can just jump on people.

SMG3: I think Boopkins has potential.

SMG4: Like what?

(Boopkins looks at SMG4.)

SMG3: He can summon anime body pillows so that’s pretty useful. If you ever want a nap um.. He’s a very good combo with Melony.

#4, Melony

SMG4: Speaking of Melony, I guess she’s kind of powerful; She kind of killed Zero.

(Shows flashbacks of Melony killing Zero in the SMG4 Movie: REVELATIONS.)

SMG3: The most powerful I’d say.

SMG4: Really S tier?

SMG3: Yeah.

SMG4: But the thing is she doesn’t use her power that often.

SMG3: Yeah but when she does, she’s uh you know she’s kind of goated with the sauce as the kids say.

SMG4: Okay, I don’t hear any kids say that but okay, S tier then. Next up, let’s do Mario.

#5, Mario

SMG4: Uh.. He’s able to pull out anything he ever wants out of thin air.

SMG3: He can do literally anything.

SMG4: He’s like a Looney Tunes character.

SMG3: Can’t die.

SMG4: That’s true or else we all die right?

SMG3: Yeah, so he is technically annoyingly the most powerful character in the world.

SMG4: Great, thanks Mario!

#5 Luigi

SMG4: Then Luigi has to be D, it’s cause he’s the brother-

SMG3: No, he can die.

SMG4: Oh.

SMG3: He’s pretty weak.

(They start laughing.)

SMG4: (laughing) No. Is he more powerful than Boopkins though?

SMG3: Yeah.

SMG4: Ok.

SMG3: Um, in sense of like…

SMG4: Having legs- HAVING LIMBS (starts laughing.)

SMG3: Yeah.

#6 Tari

SMG4: But then Tari, she- she can warp into video games.

SMG3: Yeah but how useful is that really?

SMG4: She can summon uh- uhhh…What’s his name? Any powerful character Big chungus, no.

SMG3: I guess so, yeah she is a bit of a Summoner but she’s only really useful when one of us gets stuck inside a game or something and we need to go into it.

SMG4: Yeah, okay B.

#7, Bob

SMG4: Bob.

SMG3: He’s just got swords so I don’t know.

SMG4: He’s not that strong. Like, he’s a mean dude but he can’t fight.

SMG3: Yeah, he’s kind of a wimp I’d say.

SMG4: Yeah, damn, Sorry Bob.

Bob: Screw you.

#8, Waluigi

SMG4: Waluigi, you know, he almost killed the world but not anymore. He’s kind of like pushed up now.

SMG3: Oh yeah, I forgot he did that.

SMG4: Yeah he did.

SMG3: Yeah, I gave him therapy that one time.

SMG4: Yeah!

#8, Meggy

SMG4: Meggy.

SMG3: Ummm..

SMG4: Uhh (laughs.)

SMG3: I’d say above Tari, she knows a lot of Martial Arts, very good for gun.

SMG4: But is she an A tier or B tier?

SMG3: I think she’s the top of B tier.

SMG4: Yeah, wow.

SMG3: Yeah.

SMG4: You don’t think she’s that strong?

SMG3: In terms of powerfulness?

SMG4: Yeah.

SMG3: She does have a lot of plot armor…

SMG4: Yeah. That’s-

SMG3: So that’s important.

SMG4: That’s actually- you know, she can- yeah, she got a lot of armor. I’m put an A cause I think highly of her, she’s a good friend all right.

#9, Desti

SMG4: Uh, D for Desti (laughs.)

SMG3: Yep, Desti died. If you died then yeah, you’re basically not very powerful.

SMG4: (still laughing) Wow, you’re so mean.

#10, Old man Hobo

SMG4: Old man, he is everywhere. I think he’s like some sort of God.

SMG3: Yeah, I don’t really understand.

SMG4: Yeah, I think he’s S tier.

SMG3: He does sort of show up and doesn’t generally do much, he might be really powerful.

Old man Hobo: I’ve s*%t my pants.

#11, SMG4

SMG4: Alright, let’s do me.

SMG3: I mean, you-

SMG4: I can fight (laughs) with memes.

SMG3: Yeah.

SMG4: I’m strong-

SMG3: I’ve never really seen you fight before.

SMG4: Yeah.

SMG3: (thinking) Have I?

SMG4: You want to fight, I can fight you right now.

SMG3: Ok, let’s fight.

SMG4: Let’s f*%ing fight.

SMG3: Alright, let’s do it.

SMG4: LET’S DO IT! COME ON! COME HERE!

(SMG3 shoots SMG4 head off.)

SMG3: Wow, it’s a good thing I won that fight just then.

SMG4: Yep.

#12, SMG3

SMG3: That means I go in S tier.

Certified S Tier King

SMG4: No you go in C tier because I don’t think you’ll be able to beat these guys.

SMG3: What!?

(SMG4 laughs.)

SMG3: No, I've got like gadgets and gizmos and I have an army.

SMG4: Alright, A tier but you’re not a God.

SMG3: I don’t know, I think some people would see me as a God.

SMG4: Not me so A.

#13, Beeg SMG4

SMG3: Beeg SMG4 though, he once almost destroyed the world.

SMG4: Did he win?

SMG3: Yeah, remember when he came down from the sky and killed us all?

SMG4: Oh yeah, that’s true alright.

SMG3: And then he had to fight Long SMG4 or something?

#14, Fuego the Water Bottle

SMG4: Am I more useful than a bottle of water?

SMG3: You don’t tell me to stay hydrated.

Fuego the Water Bottle: I want you to stay hydrated OR ELSE (points a gun.)

SMG4: All right, fine I’m not as good as a bottle of water!

SMG3: You’re not as responsible.

#15, Karen

SMG4: All right, Karen is pretty strong she would-

SMG3: Surprisingly strong.

SMG4: I’ll probably put her next to Sans.

(Sans and Meggy look at her.)

SMG3: Yeah, I’d say next to Meggy, they’re about on the same level.

#16, Shroomy

SMG4: Next up Shroomy, he has that devil side of him, he’s pretty strong.

SMG3: Yeah he’s got a devil trigger.

SMG4: Yeah.

SMG3: Um, very cool, he has the power of Satan.

SMG4: But is he stronger than you?

SMG3: Nah, no.

SMG4: Really?

SMG3: Yeah, when Shroomy gets going, he’s like a little feral cat.

(Anti-Shroomy goes “after” SMG3 but he throws him in a trash can.)

SMG3: Know your f*%king place, trash!

#17, Saiko

SMG4: Saiko? She could beat you.

SMG3: (thinking) Saiko has the power of God and anime on her side.

SMG4: That is true.

SMG3: So yeah.

SMG4: God and anime can’t only get too far. (shoots Saiko with a gun, causing her to disappear except for God.)

SMG3: Yeah okay, that’s fair.

#18, Jeeves

SMG4: Jeeves? He’s got the power of capitalism on his side.

SMG3: Yeah, he also has a lot of political gain and he has.. you know, (SMG4 laughs) he has lots of friends in high places.

SMG4: (while laughing) So where do we put him?

SMG3: Maybe in the illuminati.

SMG4: Oh really? I didn’t know that!

JEEVES ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED??

SMG4: Almost done…we won’t do all of these characters.

#19, Shigeru Miyamoto

SMG4: Uhh…Shigeru, he just kind of appears everywhere (meanwhile, Miyamoto sneaks up on them),  I think he’s a god.

SMG3: I mean, we can’t do anything without Miyamoto.

SMG4: That’s true, he is the creator, he’s Mario’s dad. (Mario appears.)

#20, Susan Wojcicki

SMG3: What about Susan?

SMG4: Susan? Who is Susan?

SMG3: Susan Wojcicki

SMG4: Well, she got fired so she’s not that powerful anymore.

SMG3: That’s right, I did steal the remote from her.

SMG4: Yeah, let’s put her in C tier.

#21, SMG1 and 2

SMG4: SMG1 and 2, they’re powerful but they’re not very good with their..they’re not that proactive I think.

SMG3: I mean, they’re better at their job than us.

SMG4: Yeah, but could they beat you?

SMG3: Um yeah, because I feel like-

SMG4: Really?

SMG3: Yeah, they’re more focused than me.

(SMG3 uses his mind for a coffin to appear, he t-poses jump inside and closes it. A couple of Ugandan Knuckles retrieve the coffin and walk away with the coffin.)

#22, Professor E. Gadd

SMG4: E. Gadd, what he can do? Build a laser?

SMG3: No, he probably build a nuke pretty easy, he’s like Oppenheimer.

SMG4: HE’S OPPENHEIMER! (they both laugh) Sheesh, he’d go up here then! He’s Oppenhe- (laughs)

SMG3: He is the destroyer of worlds.

SMG4: Ok that’s better, he’s Oppenheimer we don’t touch that.

#23, Swag6969696969 and Chris Gordman

SMG4: Swag and Chris, they’re strong but they’re pretty incompetent actually to get- they’re like The Three Stooges.

SMG3: That’s true but they do have the power of the US military (a military tank appears.)

SMG4: (laughs) But how strong is the US military?

SMG3: Well it is the most powerful army since the Roman Empire as they say (laughs a bit.)

SMG4: Are you stronger than the Roman Empire? Are you better than the Roman Empire?

SMG3: No, my army is better than the Roman Empire, I AM the Roman Empire. I think that’s good.

End of the list

SMG4: All right, great.

SMG3: That’s a good list.

SMG4: Great.

SMG3: Anyone else? You know, whatever. (SMG4 laughs) This is the kind of the main cast of Fighters here like you know, if we were to make a fighting game, this is who I was.

SMG4: I’m a D2O fighter? Aw man (gets sad.)

SMG3: Your combos are weak.

SMG4: NOOOOOOOOO!

End of the episode

SMG4: Okay great.

SMG3: All right (gives a thumbs up.)

SMG4: Let’s save that, guys this is it, the official tier list 2024. I bet all our friends are gonna love this tier list and no one’s gonna have any issues with it.

(He gets multiple messages from his friends wondering why they got a bad tier, shaking occurs and the friends who got a bad tier (some of them) appear, angry at SMG4 and 3.)

SMG3: Oh would you look at the time…looks like it’s time for my dentist appointment..

(They all charge at the duo before the video pauses.)

they calmly mange to convince smg4 and 3 to put them all in S tier

(Credits roll.)