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This page is the transcript for SMG4 and the Meme Factory.
Scene 1 (New showgrounds building)[]
*SMG3, Bob and Luigi look up at the meme factory*
*Mario steps next to them*
Mario: Yo, what's up?
Bob: Yo mario! You here for the "grand opening" too?
Mario: A grand opening? For what?
Luigi: We don't know, seems like for whatever it is, it's gonna be pretty big!
*Luigi points at a sign on the meme factory reading "BEEG OPENING SOON!". Balloons pop up next to it.*
SMG3: Maybe it'll be a NEW WEAPONS STORE!
Bob: Maybe it's an in-person OnlyFans store!
*A video of biting lips is placed over Bob's face*
Mario: A BEEG opening?
*Mario thinks about the "BEEG opening", imagining there being a rock*
Mario: I WANNA SEE IT!
*Mario begins tugging at the gates of the meme factory*
Robot: NO TICKET DETECTED!
*Mario is burned by flamethrowers and turned into a pile of ashes*
Mario: That was even better than I'd hoped!
SMG3: That wasn't the opening, you idiot! You need a GOLDEN TICKET to get in!
Mario: WHAAAAT?! YOU MEAN I DONT GET TO GO?! LUIGI! HOW COME YOU DIDN'T GIVE YOUR TICKET TO MARIO?!
Luigi: I tried to! You said...
*A flashback of Mario about to blow up FITNESS N' STUFF*
Luigi: Mario?
Mario: CAN'T YA SEE IM BUSY?!
*Mario blows up the location, the flashback ends with mario angrily stomping off*
Charlie: I can't wait to see what this "grand opening" is, Grandpa! Aren't you excited?!
*Mario kicks the boy into the sky and grabs his golden ticket*
Mario: OH WOW LOOK! MARIO FOUND A TICKET TOO! IT EVEN CAME WITH A FREE OLD GUY!
*A fanfare plays as SMG4 (or SMGilly Wonka in this case) appears at the meme factory entrance*
SMG4: Grrrrrrreetings! I am the amazing SMGilly Wonka! And welcome to my MEME FACTORY!
SMG3: Aaaand there goes my excitement... You guys wanna grab lunch?
*SMG3, Bob, Luigi and Mario throw their golden tickets on the floor and walk off*
SMG4: Please you gotta come see my cool new things! Please I worked really hard on it! Plz Plz Plz Plz!
*They agree*
SMG4: Ahem... You have all been chosen to experience the newest attraction in the showgrounds! (That's sure to bring in lots of new tourists!)
SMG3: Woah, woah! Not so fast! I never said I'd help for FREE!
Bob: Yeah! Where's my free OnlyFans subscription?!
All: Yehhhh?!?!?!
*They walk off again and dump their golden tickets on the floor*
SMG4: Now hold on! Whoever's the biggest help in this experiment... Gets a SPECIAL PRIZE!
*They immediately bounce back*
SMG4: Great! And now... without further ado... WELCOME... TO SMG4'S MEME FACTORY!!!
*The inside is revealed to be nothing but a crappy warehouse with lousy assets and costumes, akin to that of the real life Willy Wonka experience controversy from March 2024 in Scotland*
Scene 2 (Inside the Meme Factory v1.0)[]
SMG4: (singing poorly) ♪Come with meeeeee if you please... To my wooooorld... Of funny meme creations♪
*SMG3, Bob, Luigi and Mario have gone to a café instead!*
SMG4: I WON'T DO IT AGAAAIIINNN, I WON'T DO IT AGAAINN, PLEASEEEE-
Scene 2.5 (retake of Scene 2)[]
*scene goes back to the meme factory entrance*
SMG4: WELCOME... TO SMG4'S MEME FACTORY!
SMG4: (Sings Pure Imagination again, but better this time)
♪Come with me if you please. To my world Of funny meme creations.♪
♪We've got lot of brainrot. For the current generations!♪
♪We got classic memes from 2010. Cringe or not, you've likely seen it.♪
♪YouTube Poops that aren't the cleanest. All the way to saaauce... to Eggman's pingas! (pingas is said slowed)♪
♪Come with me if you please. To my world Of funny meme creations. Bathrooms down to the left. If you wish... to pee!♪
Bob's Exit[]
Leggies: ♪Meggy, Leggy, loompa-dee-dee! We are the slaves of this factory! Meggy, Leggy, leempa-dee-dass! This is gonna hurt, better pucker your ass!♪
*One of the Leggies jumps onto the plunger, causing the River to explode*
Bob: Oh god no!
*Bob continue to scream as he's drawn through the pipe and presumably into an unknown room in the factory*