Sergeant Mark is the boss of Chris and Swagmaster69696969696 who works at Fresh Spaghetti Tubbie. His first appearance was a cameo Guards 'N Retards: The Butt Ninja, where he and made his first major appearance in Guards N' Retards: Pointy Things.

He is the son of the Pointy Boob Lady. He was "killed" after a disgruntled employee pops him down, but was somehow revived as seen in Guards N' Retards: Prisoners. He also appears in Guards N' Retards: Swag Party Hostages, he was shot by the unknown robber, but at the ending, he ate a mushroom and was in Mushroom Kingdom.

Episodic Appearances

Note: Not in episodic order yet.


  • Despite his name, Sergeant Mark does not fit the description of a sergeant. A "sergeant" is a low-ranking officer in the police force, army, or marines. Mark is just a high-ranking worker at a spaghetti factory.
    • A similar case appears in Admiral Greg's name.
    • He has shown to appreciate swagmaster and chris, allowing them to come back in guards n retards swag magic after being fired, but swagmaster shot him, and he likes how they work shown in guards n retards prisoners.
  • Mark's model is the "Moonraker Elite" from GoldenEye 007 for the Nintendo 64.
  • Sergeant Mark is voice by Wiseguy.

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