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Sergeant Mark is the former boss of Chris and Swagmaster6969696969 who works at Fresh Spaghetti Tubbie. His first appearance was a cameo in Guards N' Retards: The Butt Ninja, then he and made his first major appearance in Guards N' Retards: Pointy Things.

He is the son of the Pointy Boob Lady. He was "killed" after a disgruntled employee pops him down, but was somehow revived as seen in Guards N' Retards: Prisoners. He also appears in Guards N' Retards: Swag Party Hostages, he was shot by the unknown robber, but at the ending, he ate a mushroom and was in the Mushroom Kingdom.



  • Despite his name, Sergeant Mark does not fit the description of a sergeant. A "sergeant" is a low-ranking officer in a police force, army, or marines. Mark is just a high-ranking worker at a spaghetti factory. This could be on account of Fresh Spaghetti Tubbie's apparent use of paramilitary ranks among its staff.
    • A similar case appears in Greg's name.
    • He has shown to appreciate Swagmaster and Chris, allowing them to come back in Guards N' Retards: Swag Magic after being fired, but Swagmaster shot him, and he likes how they work shown in Guards N' Retards: Prisoners.
  • Mark's model is the "Moonraker Elite" from GoldenEye 007 for the Nintendo 64.
  • Sergeant Mark is voiced by the "Wiseguy" text-to-speech voice from Voiceforge.
  • After being absent from official videos on the channel for five years, he and Greg finally started reappearing on the channel as cameos as of SMG4: THE 5,000,000 SUB SPECIAL.

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