This page is the transcript for Sonic the Derphog: Showdown of the Idiots.
Dr. Pootis: Not usually my job, But killing you is full time job. :D
Dr. Eggman: HAHAHAHAHAHA, You don't like me? You no match for me!, BIATCH!
Dr. Pootis: Hit me, I dare you!
[Eggman bitch slaps Pootis]
Dr. Eggman: ♪ I am the best!,I am the best!,I am the best! ♫