This is a transcript for Super Mario 64 Bloopers: тнє ριик ρяσвℓєм, (Music)
(sm3 Is flying in a rainbow)
Sm3: Woohoo! Yeah! This feels greeeaaaat!!!!
(Flying past towers) Oh Crap! (Flying toward the castle) Haha! Dodged it! (Lands on castle) phew! That was close! For a sec I thought I would have fall-. (sees naked mario)
sm3: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! (Falls backwards off castle. Lands in lake) Ok thats enough of flying... forever. Hmm? What the? (smg4 is upside-down in the water) Smg4? (smg4 ignores sm3 and continues) SMG4!!! (smg4 above water)
sm3: the h**l you doing?
smg4: l:D swimming!
sm3: wtf?... what kind of swimming is that?
smg4: ok ok! fine, I was crapping in this pool!
sm3: (jumps out of lake) EWWW! OHHH THATS NASTY! ugh... is that all?
smg4: for 2 days?
sm3: Holy crap! Im outta here! (stops) Oh and smg4! Clean your golves! its all dirty and brown from the water! OH CRAP...! HE HAS CRAP ON HIS HAND!
smg4: Hmm... maybe i should wash my gloves. (goes in castle) ok... um something to clean my gloves... (crawling towards toad) *wipes crap on toad* (toad turns around) AHHH!
Toad: smg4? What were you doing right behind me?
smg4: (SuperMarioJoe walks up) ummm, err, i was jut huggung you :D.
SuperMarioJoe: Ha! Gaaayyy!
smg4: SHUT UP! (smg4 finds a pond in the castle) yeah! weird mysterious water i can clean my hands with! (jumps in it)
Toad: smg4... thats metal water! (smg4 comes out covered in metal) AHHHHHH!
sm3: smg4, just put your gloves in the washing machine!
smg4: but that takes too long!
sm3: do u want crappy gloves?
smg4: ok fine ill do it. ( walks through a door) MARIO!
smg4: I need you to put my glove in the washing machine.
Mario: WHAT? y cant u do it?
smg4: cause you need excersise >:( runs into door) F***! SHUT UP! (goes through door) (mario next to washing machine. throws smg4's gloves through glass door)
Mario: Im so smart! ok let's see. aha! you press this button! (washer is on fire) Mama f***er! hmm mario... think! how to work a washing a machine. what would smg4 do? (smg4 is outside. glass breaking)
smg4: what the? (washing machine lands on him) (2 hours later)
Mario: OMG OMG!!! YES i did it! Woohoo! i got the washing machine to work! i am smart!!!1
Lakitu: Wat do you mean? I did all of it!
Mario: SHUT UP! no one loves you. (dancing) Actually, i better wash my hat while i'm at it. (throws hat through glass door) (30 minutes later)
smg4: Mario! is the washing done yet?
Lakitu: (running) Ahhaha! Ah! Haha!
Mario: k... here's your gloves. (throw gloves) I took my hat... and here's toad. (throws toad)
smg4: what was toad doing in there?
Mario: he needed to wash his afro.
smg4: ok... ill just put this on... AHHH! WHAT HAPPENED? WHY ARE THEY PINK? NONONO! THIS BAD! THIS IS VERY BAD! MARIO WHAT DID U DO?
Mario: I kinda mied my hat with the washing.
smg4: YOU STUPID IDIOT!!!!!!
Mario: Well you're nice.
sm3: wow wow. whats going on down here?
smg4: this idiot here mixed my gloves with his hat in the washing! and now theyre pink!
sm3: SO?! Does it matter?
smg4: SO?! people will laugh at me D:
sm3: oh please. no one is going to laugh. alot of people have pink gloves!
enzo: guys! I heard screaming! what happened?
Mario: smg4 now has pink gloves! (silent) (enzo trying not to laugh.
enzo: AHHH! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
sm3: oh he's gay. oh he's gay.
enzo: (hits head on wall) OH MY GOD!! oh... ha, oh this is- haha! AH! HA! HAHA!
sm3: you ok?
enzo: HAHA! haHA! (sm3 punches enzo, he goes flying.
smg4: see? D:
Mario: it was actually pretty funny.
sm3: just buy another pair of gloves.
smg4: BUT THESE ARE ONE OF KIND GLOVES!
Mario: I got my gloves at a 2 dollar store.
smg4:-_- good for you. NOW WHAT AM i GOING TO DO?
sm3: OH FOR GODS SAKES! (sm3 ans smg4 outside)
smg4: oh crap. its this shop!
sm3: yeah! and were gonna buy gloves no matter what!
Mario! COME ON GUYS! LETS GO BUY SOME CRAP! (pole falls roof and falls on mario) OHH!
smg4: good work pole! (at door) why don't you go and buy it?
sm3: why dont you want white gloves?
smg4: NO! i don't want cheap gloves! (sm3 punches smg4 through door)
sm3: WERE BUYING GLOVES! ok, lets split up and look for it. ok ok. let's see gloves.
smg4: ooh! free gum! is there anything over here? AHHHHH! (sees red teletubby)
Mario: Hey cashier dude!
Cashier: WHAT? AH? DON'T SHOOT! TAKE THE CUSTOMERS NOT ME! ;_;
Mario: I need to ask you something. Do you sell any gloves?
Cashier: oh gloves? we just sold out buddy. (smg4 punches mario and he goes flying)
smg4: WAH?! WHAT DO YOU MEAN ALL OUT?
Cashier: it means were all out. -_- gosh are u dumb?
smg4: do you know who bought it last?
Cashier: the last guy who bought gloves is over there.
ms92: (walking out fixed door) lalalala! got meh new gloves!
Mario: DON'T WORRY i'LL CATCH HIM! EEEEEOOOHHHHHH! EE- (door closes on mario)
smg4: OH FOR GODS SAKES!
Mario: Hey! he's getting away!
smg4: shh! we don't want him to know were here!
sm3: whats the point? he already owns it!
smg4: shad ap sm3! we just follow him an d try to get it! hey look where he is headed!
Mario: The bank? What's he doing at the bank?
sm3: to go get or deposit money maybe?
Mario: shut up i knew that! (they all peek through doorway. sm3 from the left, smg4 from right, and mario from the top but falls) Ohhhh! (sees MarioStar92, Ggomorno, MarioMario761, and other unknown marios)
ms92: oh crap! i need to tie my shoe laces!
smg4: here's my chance! (sneaking up behind ms) (ms92 is farting for a while. smg4 passes out)
Mario: Oh for crying out loud let me do it.(sees Kw997) Hey dude! i need to tell you something! The boss wants to have a word with you!
Kw997: OH NO! i WASN'T WORKING HARD ENOUGH! BOSS i'M SORRY! i LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!
Mario: Hehe! Sucker... (gets behind counter) NEXT!!
OO12345: THANK YOU, you don't know how long i've been waiting!!! I really need this money and i've been waiting for ages!
Mario: get out. (sad music plays) (OO12345 crawls out) NEXT!!!
ms92: Oh hi! Im here to deposit.
Mario: Sir, i am gonna need you to strip down.
ms92: WHAT?! WHY?!
Mario: You are carrying dangerous weapons.
ms92: LIKE WHAT?!
Mario: the gloves.
ms92: GLOVES AREN'T DANGEROUS IDIOT! (Mario throws gloves at Smp441. He gets knocked out)
ms92: this is stupid. im going.
Mario: DON'T GO! i LOVE YOU!
(scene outside) sm3: STOP! this is taking to long. in front of ms92)
ms92: WHAT DO YOU CRAZY PEOPLE WANT FROM ME?! (sad music)
sm3: *sigh* i'll tell you the whole story.
On screen words: sm3 then told the problem with smg4 and his girlish hands.
sm3: so now you see the story.
ms92: the dude named Mario has a huge rash on his a**?
sm3: CRAP! wrong story... ummm... listen again.
On screen words: starman3 told the correct story. and i have to scratch my a**.
ms92: wait. why can't he just have pink gloves?
smg4: well because of... (enzo walks up and starts freaking out and laughing at smg4) "that".
ms92: ok i understand... and that's why IM GONNA RUN!!!
smg4: Hey get BACK HERE! (chasing mariostar92)
ms92: OH SH** OH SH** OH SH**!
smg4: GET BACK HERE! (mario is glitched into the ground and chasing smg4)
Mario: PINGAS PINGAS PINGAS!
sm3: STOP! IN THE NAME OF PINGAS!!!!
ms92: (knocks out sm3) (runs past a free spaghetti shop. mario is no longer glitched and skids to a halt)
Mario: OOH! WHAT'S THIS? (in a black room with a white doorway) weird!!! why is it so dark in here? (a gate blocks the doorway) haha.... very.... funny luigi.... you can stop now. (Notch comes out of darkness behind mario)
Notch: It's raping time! (Mario make a Beaker sound from the muppets)
Mario: *Meep* AAHHHHHHH! (shows smg4 chasing ms92)
smg4: GET BACK HERE!
ms92: phew! i think i lost him. (sees mario behind him) AHHHHH! (jumps pf building) please... we can work this out!
smg4: Yeah! Maybe we can!
smg4: NO!!! I'M GOING TO MURDER YOU!!! (ms92 does a long jump)
ms92: HA!!! can't get me!
smg4: so? i can jump over there! (ms92 holding gloves)
ms92: so? i can throw this in the water! and get it all dirty!
smg4: YOU WOULDN'T!
ms92: OH YES I WOULD!!! CAUSE i AM A BADA***!!! AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT! (sm3 runs up and punches ms92 and he goes flying)
sm3: YEAHHHHHH!!!! I DID IT! i TOOK HIM OUT! and i TOOK HIS GLOVES! AWW YEAH!!! AWW YEAH!!!
smg4: yeah starman!
sm3: GO STARMAN! ITS YA BIRTHDAY!!
smg4: ok... starman... that's enough!
sm3: awwwwwww yeah!
smg4: ... STARMAN! STOP CELEBRATING!
sm3: KISS MY A** MARIO STAR (ms92) HAHAHAHAHA! (falls into water)
smg4: oh great... now you got the gloves dirty again!
sm3: hey! a least hey're not pink! you just need to wash them!
On screen words: the net day... (shows castle. smg4 runs down stairs inside)
smg4: Good morning everyone! mario! is the washing done? (hatless mario)
Mario: oh yeah! they just finished! let me get them.
smg4: Mario... where's your hat?
Mario: Oh yeah! I put my hat in with the washing!
smg4: WHAT?! DO YOU REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED YESTERDAY? THESE GLOVES WERE HARD TO FIND!
Mario: ohh... now i remember... oh well. (throws gloves at smg4. he puts them on) See? good as new! (the gloves are pink) (enzo trying not to laugh)
enzo: AHHH! HAHAHAHAHAHAH! (smg4 throws a box at him and enzo goes flying)
(The end is mario and smg4 dancing)