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|title = %99% Beroken |
|title = %99% Beroken |
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|image = Super mario 64 bloopers 99% beroken |
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|writer = SuperMarioGlitchy4 |
|writer = SuperMarioGlitchy4 |
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|director = SuperMarioGlitchy4 |
|director = SuperMarioGlitchy4 |
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− | |previous = [[ |
+ | |previous = [[R64: A Dose of Dr. Mario]] |
− | |next = [[Bad Stars]]}} |
+ | |next = [[Super Mario 64 Bloopers: Bad Stars]]|overall = TBA|viewers = 1.1M+ views}} |
'''%99% beroken''' is [[SuperMarioGlitchy4]]'s 170th video or blooper. |
'''%99% beroken''' is [[SuperMarioGlitchy4]]'s 170th video or blooper. |
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+ | ==Synopsis== |
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+ | {{Incomplete}} |
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+ | ==Plot== |
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+ | The blooper opens with Parakarry the Paratroopa delivering Mario's mail, which turns out to be Toad screaming that the Princess has been kidnapped again! This makes Mario so angry that he goes to Bowser's Lair and smashes him so hard he explodes. Then, as Peach comes down from the castle, Mario strikes her down and yells at her. A few minutes later, SMG4 is inside the castle when Mario throws Toad at him. SMG4 asks what the heck is going on and Peach explains Mario has gone insane again. SMG4 retorts that Mario wouldn't be like this if Peach wasn't kidnapped all the time, and Bowser appears to kidnap Peach by offering her cookies, leaving SMG4 with Mario. |
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+ | Shortly after, SMG4 and Mario are walking while SMG4 tries to reason with him and says he'll get him back to normal. Then they are in a movie theater as SMG4 talks to the cashier who says they are showing Twilight for free. Back at the castle, SMG4 wonders what's going on in Mario's head as we zoom into his mind. Mario's mind is full of clouds which makes him very uncomfortable. Then an [[Old Man|old man genie]] appears and takes Mario on a ride through his mind, which is full of weird visions. Mario asks what's happening and the genie explains that his whole mind broke. Meanwhile, Mario is harassing an old woman and scares her away, so he drives away in his go-kart, prompting SMG4 to chase after him. After running over a Pikachu and crashing into a police car, SMG4 insults Mario by calling him fat. Mario becomes even more enraged when he hears this that he shouts "WHAT DID YOU SAY N***A?!". Later we see SMG4 and a cop at the Pikachu's funeral, where the cop is crying about the dead Pikachu and SMG4 and Mario leave. |
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+ | Meanwhile, Mario decides to take over riding the genie's carpet, but it breaks down and him and the genie fall to the ground. Mario sees a house with Teletubbies standing outside, and the genie tells him that they're his [[Mario's Four Emotions|four emotions]] (Anger, Smartness, Gayness, and Hunger). Inside the house, Mario finds a computer that controls his mind, but Smartness starts whacking the controller, causing Mario to run around crazily. Mario throws a toilet at Smartness who is amazed by its existence. Mario tries to fix the controller, but it starts to break down, causing the real Mario to go insane. Anger notices the controller and starts smashing it, causing Mario to start shouting "B*TCH" at Peach, then Gayness starts humping the controller, which makes Mario start acting horny towards Peach. Finally, Smartness appears carrying a flamethrower and torches the controller which explodes, causing Mario to collapse from exhaustion. Outside the castle, SMG4 and Toad are moving the body when Mario pops up shouting that he just sh*t his pants, causing SMG4 to explode. |
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==Cast== |
==Cast== |
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*Cashier |
*Cashier |
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*[[Old Man|Genie]] |
*[[Old Man|Genie]] |
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− | *[[Luigi]] |
+ | *[[Luigi]] {{Cameo}} |
− | *[[Weegee]] |
+ | *[[Weegee]] {{Cameo}} |
*Old Lady |
*Old Lady |
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− | *[[Pikachu]] |
+ | *[[Pikachu]] {{Cameo}} |
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+ | *[[The Police|Cop]] |
− | *[[Mario's |
+ | *[[Mario's Four Emotions]] |
− | *[[Donkey Kong]] |
+ | *[[Donkey Kong]] {{Cameo}} |
+ | *[[Dr. Kleiner]] {{Cameo}} |
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− | ==Plot== |
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− | The blooper opens with Parakarry the Paratroopa delivering Mario's mail, which turns out to be Toad screaming that the Princess has been kidnapped again! This makes Mario so angry that he goes to Bowser's Lair and smashes him so hard he explodes. Then, as Peach comes down from the castle, Mario strikes her down and yells at her. A few minutes later, SMG4 is inside the castle when Mario throws Toad at him. SMG4 asks what the heck is going on and Peach explains Mario has gone insane again. SMG4 retorts that Mario wouldn't be like this if Peach wasn't kidnapped all the time, and Bowser appears to kidnap Peach by offering her cookies, leaving SMG4 with Mario. |
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− | Shortly after, SMG4 and Mario are walking while SMG4 tries to reason with him and says he'll get him back to normal. Then they are in a movie theater as SMG4 talks to the cashier who says they are showing Twilight for free. Back at the castle, SMG4 wonders what's going on in Mario's head as we zoom into his mind. Mario's mind is full of clouds which makes him very uncomfortable. Then an [[Old Man|old man genie]] appears and takes Mario on a ride through his mind, which is full of weird visions. Mario asks what's happening and the genie explains that his whole mind broke. Meanwhile, Mario is harassing an old woman and scares her away, so he drives away in his go-kart, prompting SMG4 to chase after him. After running over a Pikachu and crashing into a police car, SMG4 insults Mario by calling him fat. Mario becomes even more enraged when he hears this that he shouts "WHAT DID YOU SAY N1GGA?!". Later we see SMG4 and a cop at the Pikachu's funeral, where the cop is crying about the dead Pikachu and SMG4 and Mario leave. |
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− | Meanwhile, Mario decides to take over riding the genie's carpet, but it breaks down and him and the genie fall to the ground. Mario sees a house with Teletubbies standing outside, and the genie tells him that they're his [[Mario's 4 emotions|four emotions]] (Anger, Smartness, Gayness, and Hunger). Inside the house, Mario finds a computer that controls his mind, but Smartness starts whacking the controller, causing Mario to run around crazily. Mario throws a toilet at Smartness who is amazed by its existence. Mario tries to fix the controller, but it starts to break down, causing the real Mario to go insane. Anger notices the controller and starts smashing it, causing Mario to start shouting "B*TCH" at Peach, then Gayness starts humping the controller, which makes Mario start acting horny towards Peach. Finally, Smartness appears carrying a flamethrower and torches the controller which explodes, causing Mario to collapse from exhaustion. Outside the castle, SMG4 and Toad are moving the body when Mario pops up shouting that he just sh*t his pants, causing SMG4 to explode. |
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==Trivia== |
==Trivia== |
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*The Old Man genie uses sound clips of Gwonam from the CD-i ''Zelda'' game ''The Faces of Evil''. |
*The Old Man genie uses sound clips of Gwonam from the CD-i ''Zelda'' game ''The Faces of Evil''. |
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*At one point, when Mario attempts to use the computer that controls his mind, he can be seen playing Donkey Kong, which was the first Mario game ever developed. |
*At one point, when Mario attempts to use the computer that controls his mind, he can be seen playing Donkey Kong, which was the first Mario game ever developed. |
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− | *This is the second time the title of a blooper had a spelling error, the first being [[ |
+ | *This is the second time the title of a blooper had a spelling error, the first being [[R64: A Dose of Dr. Mario]]. |
*A Nintendo GameCube controller can be seen on the computer. |
*A Nintendo GameCube controller can be seen on the computer. |
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*While Mario is flying on the carpet in his mind, Part of Peach Does The Sweet Escape is seen. |
*While Mario is flying on the carpet in his mind, Part of Peach Does The Sweet Escape is seen. |
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*The emotions controlling the mind using a control panel is similar to the Disney Pixar movie ''Inside Out'', which was released a year later. |
*The emotions controlling the mind using a control panel is similar to the Disney Pixar movie ''Inside Out'', which was released a year later. |
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− | File:Mario's_Anger_Emotion.png|Anger. |
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− | File:Mario's_Hunger_Emotion.png|Hunger? |
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− | File:Mario's_Gay_Emotion.png|Probably Gayness. |
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− | File:Mario's_Smart_Emotion.png|Smartness. (I think?) |
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− | File:HoboGenie.png|The Old Man Genie. |
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− | File:MariosMind.png|Mario's mind. |
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− | File:MarioOhGod.png|Mario assaults an old lady. |
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− | File:MarioFell.png|Mario fell down. |
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− | File:SmartnessControllingMario.png|Smartness is controlling Mario's mind. |
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− | File:SmartnessToilet.png|"What the f**k is that thing?" |
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− | File:GaynessControls.png|Gayness humping the controller. |
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− | File:ISmellBurning.png|"I can smell burning!" |
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− | Donkey Kong (1981).jpg|Donkey Kong's cameo |
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− | </gallery> |
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− | |-|Transcript=[[File:Dsuinfusn.jpg|thumb|259px]]This is the transcript of [[SuperMarioGlitchy4]]'s blooper "[[99% beroken]]". |
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− | ==Transcript== |
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− | ===Intro=== |
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− | ''(The video starts with [[Parakarry]] the Paratroopa flying down to [[Mario's House]] to deliver his mail. He explodes on landing)'' |
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− | '''Parakarry''': MAIL! MUTHAF**KER! |
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− | ''([[Mario]] crawls out of his house)'' |
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− | '''Mario''': Oh, they don't pay me enough for this sh*t, ugh. What is it this time? |
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− | ''(Parakarry throws the letter at him)'' |
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− | '''Mario''': Ohh! It's from the princess! She finally messaged me for once! |
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− | ''([[Toad]] pops out of the envelope)'' |
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− | '''Toad''': THE PRINCESS HAS BEEN CAPTURED!!! |
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− | '''Mario''': SHUUUUUUUUUUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!... |
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− | ''(Toad starts screaming as Parakarry watches in confusion)'' |
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− | '''Parakarry''': Dafuq? |
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− | '''Title:''' SUPERMARIOGLITCHY4 PRESENTS |
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− | ==Main Story== |
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− | ''(Mario is running through Bowser's Lair)'' |
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− | '''Mario''': THATS IT IM SICK OF THIS CRAP! IM NOT GONNA JUST SAVE HER! IMMA SMACK HER! |
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− | ''(Mario runs over to [[Bowser]])'' |
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− | '''Mario''': BOWSER!!!!!!! |
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− | '''Bowser''': WAZZUP? |
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− | ''(Mario punches Bowser across the room, who cries in like a baby as Mario growls angrily. Bowser floats up to heaven and explodes)'' |
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− | '''Ganon (offscreen)''': DIE. |
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− | ''([[Princess Peach]] starts floating down from the Castle as Mario strikes her down, staring at her furiously)'' |
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− | '''Mario''': Grrr! |
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− | '''Peach''': Mario! The power of the stars is restored to the- |
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− | '''Mario''': (goes retard insted of angry) What? Huh? What? W-what? |
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− | '''Peach''': Let's bake a delicious cake. |
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− | '''Mario''': Oh no, that's, not my... |
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− | ''(Inside the castle, Mario is moving around uneasily. [[SuperMarioGlitchy4]] enters)'' |
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− | '''SMG4''': Mario?? Oh no, no, no, no, no... |
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− | ''(Mario screams offscreen and throws a screaming Toad at SMG4, knocking him out)'' |
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− | '''SMG4''': What the hell is wrong with you? |
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− | '''Mario''': F**K YOU! |
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− | '''Peach''': Mario snapped again. |
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− | '''SMG4''': GODAMMIT! AGAIN!? Im not going through with [[99.5% Crazy|this]] again... Maybe if you stop getting stolen, Peach...he wouldn't be like this!!! |
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− | '''Peach''': I'm not being kidnapped all the time! |
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− | ''(The doorbell rings and Peach answers it)'' |
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− | '''Bowser''': Uhh....cookies! |
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− | '''Peach''': Woah! WOOOOOOOAAAAAA... |
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− | ''(Bowser kidnaps Peach, who screams in fear)'' |
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− | '''Peach''': AAAAH! Help me! |
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− | '''SMG4''': Oh my f**king god... |
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− | '''Mario''': Oh, no... |
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− | '''SMG4''': Ahh yes...what the hell am I going to do with you? |
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− | '''Mario (spazzing out)''': Eeee-eeee-eeee-eeee-eeee-eeee-eeee! |
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− | ''(Mario and SuperMarioGlitchy4 are walking in a field as SuperMarioGlitchy4 hyperventilates)'' |
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− | '''SMG4''': I can't...NO I CAN'T DEAL WITH THIS SHET! MARIO! YOU ARE A RETARD WITH A MENTAL DISORDER OK? |
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− | ''(Mario stutters)'' |
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− | '''SMG4''': I'M GONNA GET YOU BACK TO THE WAY YOU WERE! AND DEAL WITH THIS RETARDNESS! |
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− | '''Mario''': I like turtles! |
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− | ''(SuperMarioGlitchy4 and Mario are in a movie theater as SuperMarioGlitchy4 talks to the Cashier. In the background, Mario burns a bra)'' |
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− | '''SMG4''': This guy behind me is broken! Can you fix him for me!? |
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− | '''Cashier''': Well this goes beyond my skill of being a theater cashier...but the movies can help! We're showcasing Twilight! Want to see it for free? :D |
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− | '''SMG4''': F**k. |
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− | ''(Back at the Castle)'' |
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− | '''SMG4''': Ugh...I just wish I knew what was going inside that head of yours, Mario... |
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− | ''(Mario fidgets as the camera zooms into his mind, which is full of clouds)'' |
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− | '''Mario''': Woah! Uh, somebody? |
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− | ''(an [[Old Man|Old Man Genie]] appears)'' |
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− | '''Genie''': Hello! |
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− | ''(Mario screams and falls off the cloud, only to fall back where he was)'' |
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− | '''Genie''': Calm down, I'm not going to eat you. |
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− | '''Mario''': Aaah! Where am I? Why aren't I beating up Peach??? |
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− | '''Genie''': This place is your mind, Mr. Mario...but there's more to it than just this... |
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− | ''(Genie hops on a magic carpet)'' |
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− | '''Genie''': Come on! I'll show you more! |
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− | '''Mario''': I DON'T EVEN...UGH! |
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− | '''Genie''': Squadalah! We are off! |
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− | '''Mario''': Hoo! I didn't know my mind was so calm! |
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− | '''Genie''': Oh that's just what you imagine it looks like. |
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− | ''(The scene changes to a series of weird visions, such as [[Luigi]] laughing evilly and Mario Head floating)'' |
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− | '''Mario''': Mama mia! |
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− | ''(A picture of Bowser lying seductively flashes by)'' |
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− | '''Bowser: '''Oooooh, you touch my tralala.... |
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− | '''Mario''': Oh...oh, what the f**k? Just tell me what I'm doing here, I don't even, I'm so confused! |
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− | '''Genie''': You were so pissed your whole mind broke, OK? |
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− | ''(Mario stares in confusion as [[Weegee]] pops up behind him and a scene of Mario and Peach dancing appears)'' |
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− | '''Genie''': I hope you see where I'm coming from so I don't have to keep wasting my F**KING TIME EXPLAINING IT! |
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− | '''Mario''': I just hope I'm not going crazy. |
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− | ''(In the city, a naked Mario is seen doing something with an old woman as SuperMarioGlitchy4 tries to stop him. The woman runs away screaming)'' |
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− | '''SMG4''': Uhh sorry!!! |
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− | ''(Mario gets into his kart and drives away)'' |
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− | '''SMG4''': Oh sh*t! MARRRRIOO! |
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− | ''(SuperMarioGlitchy4 drives after Mario in his own car)'' |
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− | '''SMG4''': DON'T F**KING RUN AWAY FROM ME! |
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− | '''Mario''': MMMMMMMMMMMMMM! |
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− | ''(SuperMarioGlitchy4 runs over a [[Pikachu]] in the road as two [[Police Man|Cops]] watch)'' |
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− | '''Cop''': CALL 911 NOW!!! |
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− | '''Other Cop''': Okay. Whatever. |
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− | '''Mario''': Mario Kart! |
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− | '''SMG4''': Goddammit, Mario! |
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− | ''(Mario goes over a gap)'' |
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− | '''SMG4''': No, no, no, no-SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT! |
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− | '''Mario''': YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! |
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− | '''SMG4''': AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! |
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− | ''(Mario crosses the gap, but SuperMarioGlitchy4 and the cops aren't as lucky and fall into it)'' |
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− | '''Cop''': STAHP RIGHT THERE PERVERT! |
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− | '''Mario''': Oh-ho-ho-ho! |
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− | '''SMG4''': FINE LEAVE! At least I'm not stupid fatso!!! |
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− | ''(Mario screeches to a halt and starts backing up)'' |
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− | '''SMG4''': Oh crap... |
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− | '''Mario (snarling)''': WHAT DID YOU SAY N1GGA? |
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− | ''(The cops run Mario over)'' |
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− | '''Cop''': STAHP RIGHT THERE! |
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− | ''(Later, we see the Cop and SuperMarioGlitchy4 at a funeral for the dead Pikachu on Windfall Island)'' |
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− | '''Cop (crying)''': Why did he have to die...WHY GOD WHY.... |
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− | '''SMG4''': Yes, we all know you're sad about that Pikachu I ran over....God, why am I even here? Come on Mario! We're leaving! |
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− | '''Mario''': Oh, you're so good! |
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− | ''(Back inside Mario's mind, Mario and the Genie are riding through a vortex)'' |
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− | '''Mario''': WHAT IS HAPPENING?! |
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− | '''Genie''': Hmmm? Oh yeah, saving your mind and stuff. Squadalah! We are off! |
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− | ''(The two pass through heavy clouds)'' |
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− | '''Mario''': Uhh why is it all cloudy? |
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− | '''Genie''': It's the part of your mind trying to block off reality. |
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− | '''Mario''': The hell does that mean!? LET ME FLY THIS THING! |
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− | '''Genie (screaming)''': NOOOO! ''(gibberish)'' |
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− | '''Mario''': Oh, son of a b*tch f**k! |
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− | ''(Mario is now wearing Genie's hat)'' |
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− | '''Genie''': YOU SON OF A B*TCH! |
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− | '''Mario''': ALRIGHT! FLY ME TO THE REAL WORLD! AND NO CREEPYA$$ VISIONS! |
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− | ''(The magic carpet starts to break down)'' |
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− | '''Mario''': F**king.... please... |
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− | ''(The Genie and Mario fall to the ground. Mario lands face-first, but Genie lands safely)'' |
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− | '''Mario''': Mamaf**ker! How am I ever going to get out!? |
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− | '''Genie''': Squadalah! Ha! Maybe you can! Look over there! |
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− | ''(We see a house with four [[Teletubbies]] standing outside)'' |
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− | '''Mario''': That house? How is that going to help!? And what's with all those Teletubbies? |
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− | '''Genie''': Mario, meet your[[Mario's 4 emotions| 4 emotions]] . |
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− | ''(A red Teletubby with a Mario hat is shown screaming)'' |
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− | '''Genie''': Anger... |
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− | ''(A purple Teletubby with a chef's hat is shown eating some snacks)'' |
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− | '''Genie''': Hunger?... |
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− | ''(A green Teletubby with a dunce hat is shown inside, singing)'' |
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− | '''Genie''': Your smartness...(I think) |
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− | ''(A yellow Teletubby with a top hat is shown dancing with a wick and fuse)'' |
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− | '''Genie''': And this...uhh...I don't even know this one. Your gayness, I suppose. |
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− | '''Mario''': Shut up! This isn't helping! Also, why are my emotions Teletubbies!? |
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− | '''Genie''': I don't know, freaking... |
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− | ''(Inside, Mario finds a computer with a Gamecube controller that controls his mind)'' |
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− | '''Mario''': Woah! |
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− | '''Genie''': This is the magic computer, where it can control your whole brain! |
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− | ''(Smartness starts whacking the computer)'' |
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− | '''Smartness''': I can do this thing! |
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− | ''(Back at the Castle, Mario starts going crazy and running around wildly. In his mind, Mario attacks Smartness, holding him back)'' |
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− | '''Mario''': NO BAD! Go sit over there! |
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− | ''(Mario throws Smartness at the wall)'' |
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− | '''Smartness''': F**k! |
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− | ''(Mario throws a toilet at him)'' |
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− | '''Smartness''': What the f**k is that thing? |
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− | '''Mario''': That's a toilet! You take a crap in it when you feel like your a$$ is going to explode! |
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− | '''Smartness (sputtering)''': F**KING... GENIUS!!!! |
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− | '''Mario''': OK!...OK! I can fix all of this! |
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− | ''(The computer starts to malfunction)'' |
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− | '''Mario''': Eeek! Oh no! Can't you help, genie!? |
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− | '''Genie''': I DON'T CARE ABOUT STUPID SH*T LIKE THAT! |
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− | '''Mario''': Aaah! Aaah! |
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− | ''(Mario is seen playing [[Donkey Kong]] and dies)'' |
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− | '''Mario''': BULLSH*T! |
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− | ''(He smacks the computer, which starts to break down)'' |
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− | '''Mario''': Ohhhhhhhh! Ohhhhhhhh! |
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− | ''(Back at the Castle, Peach watches Mario nervously)'' |
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− | '''Peach''': Mario? |
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− | '''Mario (having a seizure)''': Ohhhhhhhhhhhh! Ohhhhhhhh! |
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− | '''SMG4''': It's just, I can't. I'm out! |
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− | ''(Back inside Mario's mind, Anger notices the computer)'' |
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− | '''Anger''': Hmmm? |
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− | '''Peach''': Mario! |
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− | '''Anger''': RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!! |
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− | ''(Anger shoves Mario out of the way and starts smashing the computer, causing the real Mario to go angry and make him almost kill Peah)'' |
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− | '''Mario''': B*TCH. B*TCH. B*TCH. B*TCH. B*TCH. SHE'S A B*TCH. B*TCH! |
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− | '''Peach''': Mario! Aaah! |
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− | ''(Inside the house, Mario knocks Anger out of the way, and tries to start the computer)'' |
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− | '''Mario''': Grrr! Mama mia! Ooh hoo hoo hoo! |
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− | ''(Back at the Castle)'' |
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− | '''Mario''': I LOVE YOU! |
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− | ''(Gayness shoves Mario aside and starts humping the computer)'' |
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− | '''Gayness''': BULLSH*T! YEAAAAAAHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHA! |
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− | ''(At the castle, a naked Mario is seen dancing and singing towards Peach)'' |
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− | '''Mario (singing)''': Shut up and sleep with me, come on, why don't you sleep with me... |
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− | '''Peach''': AAAAAAAAAAAAAH! |
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− | ''(Smartness is shown carrying a flamethrower)'' |
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− | '''Smartness''': I can smell burning! |
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− | ''(He torches the computer, causing it to explode. At the castle, Mario collapses from exhaustion as SuperMarioGlitchy4 and Toad stare over him)'' |
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− | '''SMG4''': Want to go get a burger? |
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− | '''Toad''': Sure thing! |
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− | ''(Back inside the house, Mario and the genie stand amid the wreckage)'' |
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− | '''Mario''': Great!? Now what... |
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− | '''Genie''': Mario...did I ever tell you, I had the power to fix your mind? |
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− | '''Mario''': PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT! What the FUUUUUUUUUUU... |
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− | '''Genie''': Squadalah! |
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− | ''(Outside the castle, SuperMarioGlitchy4 and Toad are moving Mario's body)'' |
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− | '''SMG4''': Hey! I think he's moving! |
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− | '''Mario''': I just sh*t my pants! |
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− | ''(SuperMarioGlitchy4 explodes)'' |
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Blooper Information · Gallery · Transcript
Blooper Information · Gallery · Transcript |
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%99% beroken is SuperMarioGlitchy4's 170th video or blooper.
Synopsis
"JUST LIKE THE SIMULATIONS!" | |
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Plot
The blooper opens with Parakarry the Paratroopa delivering Mario's mail, which turns out to be Toad screaming that the Princess has been kidnapped again! This makes Mario so angry that he goes to Bowser's Lair and smashes him so hard he explodes. Then, as Peach comes down from the castle, Mario strikes her down and yells at her. A few minutes later, SMG4 is inside the castle when Mario throws Toad at him. SMG4 asks what the heck is going on and Peach explains Mario has gone insane again. SMG4 retorts that Mario wouldn't be like this if Peach wasn't kidnapped all the time, and Bowser appears to kidnap Peach by offering her cookies, leaving SMG4 with Mario.
Shortly after, SMG4 and Mario are walking while SMG4 tries to reason with him and says he'll get him back to normal. Then they are in a movie theater as SMG4 talks to the cashier who says they are showing Twilight for free. Back at the castle, SMG4 wonders what's going on in Mario's head as we zoom into his mind. Mario's mind is full of clouds which makes him very uncomfortable. Then an old man genie appears and takes Mario on a ride through his mind, which is full of weird visions. Mario asks what's happening and the genie explains that his whole mind broke. Meanwhile, Mario is harassing an old woman and scares her away, so he drives away in his go-kart, prompting SMG4 to chase after him. After running over a Pikachu and crashing into a police car, SMG4 insults Mario by calling him fat. Mario becomes even more enraged when he hears this that he shouts "WHAT DID YOU SAY N***A?!". Later we see SMG4 and a cop at the Pikachu's funeral, where the cop is crying about the dead Pikachu and SMG4 and Mario leave.
Meanwhile, Mario decides to take over riding the genie's carpet, but it breaks down and him and the genie fall to the ground. Mario sees a house with Teletubbies standing outside, and the genie tells him that they're his four emotions (Anger, Smartness, Gayness, and Hunger). Inside the house, Mario finds a computer that controls his mind, but Smartness starts whacking the controller, causing Mario to run around crazily. Mario throws a toilet at Smartness who is amazed by its existence. Mario tries to fix the controller, but it starts to break down, causing the real Mario to go insane. Anger notices the controller and starts smashing it, causing Mario to start shouting "B*TCH" at Peach, then Gayness starts humping the controller, which makes Mario start acting horny towards Peach. Finally, Smartness appears carrying a flamethrower and torches the controller which explodes, causing Mario to collapse from exhaustion. Outside the castle, SMG4 and Toad are moving the body when Mario pops up shouting that he just sh*t his pants, causing SMG4 to explode.
Cast
- Mario
- Parakarry
- Toad
- Bowser
- Peach
- SMG4
- Cashier
- Genie
- Luigi Cameo
- Weegee Cameo
- Old Lady
- Pikachu Cameo
- Cop
- Mario's Four Emotions
- Donkey Kong Cameo
- Dr. Kleiner Cameo
Trivia
- The Old Man genie uses sound clips of Gwonam from the CD-i Zelda game The Faces of Evil.
- At one point, when Mario attempts to use the computer that controls his mind, he can be seen playing Donkey Kong, which was the first Mario game ever developed.
- This is the second time the title of a blooper had a spelling error, the first being R64: A Dose of Dr. Mario.
- A Nintendo GameCube controller can be seen on the computer.
- While Mario is flying on the carpet in his mind, Part of Peach Does The Sweet Escape is seen.
- This video has a lot of Egoraptor sound effects.
- The emotions controlling the mind using a control panel is similar to the Disney Pixar movie Inside Out, which was released a year later.
V · T · E |
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Pre-Season 1 | |
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Episodes 1 to 2 | Unknown Super Mario Sunshine Glitches Video · Photos made in Super Smash Bros. Brawl |
Season 14 | |
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Overall Episodes 858 to 867 | Mario Opens a Can Of Beans · Mario Reacts to Lethal Nintendo Memes · You Used To Be Cool... · CEO OF RIZZ · REMASTERED64: WHO LET THE CHOMP OUT? · Mario Reacts To SMG4's Browser History · SMG4 NEWS · TRASH FRIENDS · The Day My Arm Went Psycho · SMG4 and SMG3 Rank SMG4 Characters |
Overall Episodes 868 to 877 | My First Ever Video Unnecessarily Remastered (and more!) · Mario Reacts To Nintendo Corruptions · No TV Make Mario No Okie Dokie · Mario's Mysteries · Once Upon An SMG4 · Scooby Mario, Where'd You Go! · Mr. Puzzles' Incredible Game Show Spectacular! · YOU WILL SEE · COMING UP NEXT · PUZZLEVISION |
Overall Episodes 878 to 887 | SMG4 Season 14 Episode 878 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 879 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 880 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 881 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 882 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 883 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 884 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 885 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 886 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 887 |
Overall Episodes 888 to 897 | SMG4 Season 14 Episode 888 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 889 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 890 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 891 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 892 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 893 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 894 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 895 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 896 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 897 |
Overall Episodes 898 to 907 | SMG4 Season 14 Episode 898 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 899 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 900 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 901 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 902 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 903 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 904 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 905 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 906 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 907 |
Overall Episodes 908 to 917 | SMG4 Season 14 Episode 908 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 909 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 910 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 911 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 912 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 913 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 914 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 915 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 916 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 917 |
Overall Episodes 918 to 927 | SMG4 Season 14 Episode 918 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 919 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 920 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 921 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 922 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 923 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 924 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 925 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 926 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 927 |
Overall Episodes 928 to 937 | SMG4 Season 14 Episode 928 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 929 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 930 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 931 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 932 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 933 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 934 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 935 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 936 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 937 |
Others | |
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Videos 1 to 10 | I've been helping edit SMG4 videos for nearly 3 years so lets talk about it · We accidentally played an illegal game (ft. SMG4) · How GLITCH Is SAVING Indie Animation ft. @SMG4 · I Missed (SFM) · Goodbye Meggy · Zeek's Alternate Scenes for SMG4 · Others 7 · Others 8 · Others 9 · Others 10 |