SMG4: Ahh, what a beautiful day. :D
Mario: (Teleports around the room.) sphagetti?
Toad: Mario put me down.
Mario: (Notices the TV) eh?
PhaZon: Haha! That’s right! We are holding a phone quiz competition!
PhaZon: answer the questions correctly and you will win a life time supply of pasta!
Mario: :D omg yes finally! :D
PhaZon: just call this number now! 1800-penis-face
sw9000: wee look at me
Mario: quick! Toad! Give me your cell phone!!!
Toad: you’re not going call a strip club again cause-
Mario: just give it!
Mario: hello! I am calling for the quiz!!!
PhaZon: ahh yess what’s your name?
PhaZon: Ok butthead are you ready to answer this question?
PhaZon: who invented sphagetti?
(Mario stares cross eyed at the screen.)
PhaZon: quick! Who invented spaghetti?
Mario: ummm...err 24!...
PhaZon: are you retarded?
(Mario is squatting outside the castle.)
Mario: stupid! Stupid! D:
Mario: now I will never get any sphagetti!
(A mysterious light figure appears.)
???: Mario... I am the sphagetti fairy... I am here to help...
Mario: ah! (Shoots The fairy.)
(Mario puts the body into a dumpster.)
Mario: ahh there we go
Mario: that’s right...
???: Well I know a place that sells spaghetti.
???: it’s just a normal store... they sell the best sphagetti.
Mario: who are you anyway?
Mario: a homeless guy!
???: (revealed to be kw977)hell no!
Kw997: do you want to know where the sphagetti is or not!?
SMG4: I can’t believe you dragged me into this.
Mario: don’t worry! We’re going to rob that store like pros!
SMG4: yeah but what if we get caught!?
(Starman3 pops out from the backseat of the car)
Starman3: hey guys can we stop for a bathroom break?
SMG4: what?! What the hell are you doing back there?
SMG4: there’s the store!... be sure to not attract any attention
(Mario crashes the car into the side of the store.)
SMG4: how do we get in without alerting the clerk?
Mario: :D we use the back door!
SMG4: no!! Mario!!
(An explosion is seen.)
(SMG4 is seen being dangled through the roof of the store.)
Mario: is the clerk asleep?
Clerk: zzzzzzzzzzzzzz so many... zzzzzzzz
Mario: spaghetti spaghetti...
SMG4: hmmm nothing here..
Mario: Ok lets see...
Mario: milk, mayonnaise, syrup, old guy, gasoline
SMG4: :D omg look at all this gizmos....
SMG4: guess it wouldn’t hurt to take one computer..
(SMG4 inadvertently blows up the computers.)
SMG4: ...uHh...it broke...
Clerk: no dear, I didn’t fart...
(A guy enters the shop.)
Mario: what do we do!? There’s a witness in here!
SMG4: don’t worry I have a plan
Mario: go away
SMG4: I’ll just throw this grenade over at the guy!
Mario: no! Don’t!
(The grenade flies into a box of watermelons.)
(It explodes as the clerk still sleeps.)
Mario: there’s literalley no spaghetti D:
Mario: *GASP* is that what I think it is?!
(Mario spots a box of spaghetti.)
Guy: ooh! The last spaghetti box!! :D
Mario: What!? NO! IT’S MINE!
(Mario and the guy both lunge at the box.)
Mario: hehe! I got it!
(Mario instead holds up a stuffed turtle toy.)
(The Guy is at the checkout with the now awakened clerk.)
Clerk: that’ll be 10 coins
Guy: but I only have 4 coins...
Clerk: THEN GO EAT CRAP
(The guy walks out of the store.)
Guy: gonna go make spaghetti...
Mario: D: SMG4!!! that dude got away with the spaghetti!
Mario: now I’ll die of hunger and it’s all your fault!
SMG4: *Sigh*...we’ll find the dude ok?
Mario: Ok...so we can murderer him?
(SMG4 and Mario follow the guy home in his car.)
SMG4: whatever you do... don’t let him see us
Guy: hi guys! Watcha looking at?
Mario: go away!
(The guy enters his house.)
(Mario jumps forward with a gun.)
Mario: coast is clear!
SMG4: *Sigh* you don’t have to be that sneaky...
Mario: what if a ninja comes?
Mario: watch out ninja!
(Mario Shoots a man.)
SMG4: MARIO! why’d you shoot that innocent guy!?
Mario: he was black?
(Mario breaks down the window of the house.)
SMG4: you know you could have just gone through the entrance.
Mario: Woooow. Talk about rich.
SMG4: how are we going to find the spaghetti.
Mario: Ok Kitchen.....umm...err
Mario: where the hell did he put that spaghetti
SMG4: maybe he’s already cooking it?
(SMG4 starts to burn on the stove.)
Mario: >:( where the hell is the spaghetti!?
Mario: shut up SMG4! I’m trying to think!
Guy: ahh might as well eat a snack before the spaghetti...
SMG4: quick hide!
Guy: Ok let’s see what we have...
Guy: hmm oohh 10 day old mushroom...
(The guy notices Mario on the counter.)
Guy: hey what the hell are you?!
Mario: I’m a flower pot...
Guy: Oh, well that’s fine then.
SMG4: phew! That was a close one!
Mario: We still need to keep looking!
SMG4: ooh! A tv! I wonder what’s on?
(SMG4 explodes the tv.)
Mario: hmmm spaghetti... sphagetti...
Mario: you’re mine now...
Guy: shower time!
Mario: Oh god! Hide!
Guy: hmmm bathtub or shower?
Mario: shower....please say shower
Guy: hey the bathtub is talking! I guess it wants me to play with it :D
(The guy gets into the tub.)
Guy: :D lalalalala
SMG4: right after I get this up on YouTube.
Mario: You bastard!
SMG4: FINE! I’ll be right back...
(The guy keeps dancing in the bath as Mario notices the spaghetti box.)
SMG4: Ok! Mario watchout.
Mario: huh? What do you-
(SMG4 aims the rock at the guy, but hits Mario instead.)
SMG4: Sorry! Let me try again!
(Mario gets hit again.)
Guy: ahh that was fun...
Mario: phew! Glad that’s over!
Guy:...ahh now to make some spaghetti
Mario: i’m NOT LOSING THAT SPAGHETTI!
Guy: :D yay spaghetti!
Mario: STOP RIGHT THERE! THAT’S MINE!
Guy:.... HEY THAT’S MINE
(Mario runs from an enraged Guy.)
Guy: WHERE ARE YOU!?!?
Mario: Haha! I have a weapon! And you don’t!
(Guy brings out a rocket launcher.)
SMG4: HEY! UGLY DUDE!
SMG4: pick on someone your own weight!
(SMG4 is exploded.)
Mario: I don’t want to die...
SMG4: then shut up then...
(Guy pokes his head through the door.)
Mario: *gulp*... he has nice shoes...
Guy: that’s weird... I thought they were here...
(Mario farts as he and SMG4 creep out of the room.)
SMG4: Mario! Why did you fart!?
Mario: I didn’t eat anything but chilli today!
(The Benny Hill Theme plays as SMG4 and Mario are chased around the house.)
Starman3: Hey everyone, it’s me, Starman3.
Guy: guys... I won’t murder you...
Guy: if you give back the spaghetti then I’ll murder you...
Guy: >:) hehe
(The guy opens a cupboard full of dynamite.)
SMG4: HEY! thanks for finding our tnt sticks :D
SMG4: your reward is they blow up!
Mario: WHY ARE WE RUNNING SO SLLLOOOOOOW?
Guy: YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUU SSSSSSSSSOOOOOOONNNN OOOOOOOFFF AAAaaaaaaaaa BBBBBBBIIIIIIIIIIT*************&&&&&
(SMG4 and Mario jump out of the window just as the house explodes.)
SMG4: we did it!!! High-five!!!
(Mario knocks SMG4 over)
Mario: ooh sorry... BUT I GOT SPAGHETTI ANYWAY!
SMG4: Well now we can...
(Sirens are heard.)
Cops: freeze you’re under arrest!
(The two are thrown in prison.)
SMG4: well at least it can’t get any worse than this
(The two are in the same cell as a Teletubbie.)
SMG4 and Mario: AAAAAAH!
(The words game over appear on screen.)
End of video.