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Super Mario 64 Bloopers: 2 Hands 1 Job is the first episode of Season 4 of the SMG4 series, the one hundred and fifty-eighth within the SMG4 series, and the one hundred and fifty-eighth video overall to be uploaded on the SMG4 channel.
The video was uploaded on January 18, 2025.
Sypnosis
Time for a little story none of us heard before, yes its about two guardians trying to keep a hold of their goddamn job :O will it work?
Plot
Mario is traversing a pyramid, when suddenly the Eyerok try to stop him. However, they get too distracted by arguing with each other, which lets Mario steal their Power Star. Annoyed, the Eyerok decide to go buy more treasure. They initially want to use the Handmobile, before finding out it has been destroyed for 4000 years, so they take the bus instead. When arriving at the store, they decide to buy a turle plush. After "guy" sees them fighting over the turtle plush, he insults them by calling them "childish". This angers R. Hand, causing him to knock "guy" offscreen. Unfortunately for the Eyerok, Unknown Mario Recolour With A Black Shirt, Blue Shoes, Yellow Gloves And Pale Skin witnesses this act by R. Hand, causing the Eyerok to frantically run back to the pyramid. At the pyramid, R, Hand accidentally blows up the top part of it, making L. Hand shocked, while R. Hand runs away laughing. Worried about what Ragnarok will do if he finds out about what R. Hand has done, L. Hand goes into a state of panic. Ragnarok then immediately appears, asking about the Power Star that Mario stole. Not wanting Ragnarok to know about the loss of the Power Star, L. Hand suggests that Ragnarok will go chill in quicksand, however R. Hand immediately blows the cover by exclaiming "TURTLES!". Thinking that the Power Star turned into the turtle plush, this makes Ragnarok mad, however R. Hand is quick to assure him that is not the case. This makes Ragnarok even more mad, and he exiles the Eyerok from the pyramid, before noticing about the lack of the top of the pyramid, causing the Eyerok to run away immediately. Feeling annoyed at R. Hand, L. Hand flees from the scene making R. Hand confused. R. Hand is then immediately distracted by a Koopa Troopa. The Koopa Troopa runs away from R. Hand, and so R. Hand compromises and starts playing with the turtle plush. The turtle plush reminds R. Hand of the store they got it from, and so, intending to get a job at the store, R. Hand heads back to the store. At the store, R. Hand repeatedly shouts "Turtle" at the employer, much to everybody's annoyance. R. Hand is then kicked out of the store, much to his disappointment. "guy" then tells R. Hand that he is disgusting. Meanwhile, L. Hand is at a job center. SMG3 and Bowser are talking about Bowser's relationship with Peach, while Old Man Hobo is kicked out of the job center by EpicYoshiFan due to him just talking about his marriage. Back to R. Hand, he is still trying to get a turtle job. R. Hand arrives at the job center, confused about why L. Hand is also there. Seeing Luigi by GageDawg's "pregnancy test" booth, R. Hand assumes that L. Hand is pregnant. Trying to make L. Hand not pregnant, R. Hand jumps at L. Hand. L. Hand tries to tell R. Hand that he isn't actually pregnant, however R. Hand begins jumping on L. Hand and crushing him repeatedly. Annoyed again, L. Hand tells R. Hand that is the exact reason they cannot work together. L. Hand then says that they need their old job at the pyramid back, which makes Ragnarok immediately appear again. L. Hand pleads Ragnarok to forgive them, and Ragnarok assures the Eyerok that he is no longer mad about what they've done. However then R. Hand tells Ragnarok that he has pooped in the quicksand, making Ragnarok mad again. Ragnarok then swears to kill all residents of earth. The Police tries to stop Ragnarok, however then Ragnarok destroys his car, which demotivates the Police. R. Hand then goes to try stop Ragnarok as well by throwing the turtle plush at him, causing him to fall on the ground. R. Hand asks Ragnarok if he is dead, and when Ragnarok assures him that he is still alive, R. Hand shoots a laser at him, finishing him off. With Ragnarok dead, that makes the Eyerok into the new owners of the pyramid. R. Hand then chases Bowser, believing him to be the turtle plush.
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Fan art of R. Hand chasing Bowser.
Characters
Main Characters
- Eyerok
- Left Hand
- Right Hand
Supporting Characters
- Ragnarok debut/Death
Minor Characters
Cameos
- Pokey
- Klepto
- SLG4 As guy
- Tox-Box
- Goomba
- Koopa Troopa
- EpicYoshiFan
- The Police
- SuperMegaUltraSonicX16475
- UltimatePwnerful
- Shenziwu
- KizeeWizee22
- Lugiaboy2
- Superzoomer18
- LuigiLuigi543212345
- Marioblooperfan1837
- Old Man Hobo
- Luigi
- Neku
- Saintvincentmary
- Person on the bus Eyerok took
Music Used
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- 0:00, 0:30 – Cave Dungeon; Super Mario 64 (N64)
- 0:31 – Course Clear; Super Mario 64
- 0:51 – ???
- 1:02 – The Mall; TimeSplitters (PS2)
- 1:16 – Otto Sieben - Award Winners A; SpongeBob SquarePants
- 1:39 – Gritzy Desert; Super Smash Bros. Brawl (Wii)
- 1:59 – ???
- 2:39, 2:53 – Fight Against A Somewhat Stronger Monster; Super Mario RPG: Legend Of The Seven Stars (SNES)
- 2:50 – Oh Yeah; Yello
- 3:08 – Dry, Dry Desert Trek; Paper Mario (N64)
- 3:35 – Sad Romance; Ji Pyeong Kwon
- 4:01 – Grubba's Theme; Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door (GC)
- 4:53 – Credits; Hotel Mario (CD-i)
- 5:23 – Sad Song; Super Mario RPG: Legend Of The Seven Stars (SNES)
- 5:45 – Fight Against An Armed Boss; Super Mario RPG: Legend Of The Seven Stars (SNES)
- 6:15 – Chariots Of Fire; Vangelis
- 6:35 – Star Festival; Super Mario Galaxy (Wii)
- 6:57 – Super Mario Land Millenium (OC ReMoved); Deep Black Skys
Maps used
- Koopa Canyon
- gm_bigcity
- Wizardry Hub
- gm_office Re-upload
Trivia
- L. and R. Hand might be based on Mario and SMG4.
- This is SMG4's first 2014 video.
- In the actual game, these hands are called Eyerok, but in the blooper, SMG4 names them L. and R. Hand.
- This is the first and only video where Eyerok has a major appearance.
- The hands own a hand mobile; the last time they drove the handmobile was 4,000 years ago, but obviously this was a joke because cars didn't exist at that time.
- The title is a reference to the word "handjob" as well as the video 2 Girls 1 Cup.
- It is said that Bowser went to get a pregnancy test. This could possibly be a nod to the ending sequence of Super Mario 64 Bloopers: The Mario Parable, when the narrator says that a doctor reported that Bowser was pregnant; to add to the joke SMG3 (who was there when Bowser mentioned this) says the exact same thing Bowser said upon hearing this (the exact same voice clip was used).
- Ragnorok is also the name of the Norse God of The Apocalypse, which the wolf was symbolized. The naming of the character might be to make contrast, as Ragnorok is "gay pink".
- This blooper is the start of Season 4 in SMG4's bloopers.
- The plot of this episode features two underlings who end up getting fired because they allowed Mario to win, try to find new jobs, and then end up acquiring their old jobs by the end of the video. A similar plot starring a Thwomp and a Whomp would be featured in the next season.
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| Video 1 to 2 | Unknown Super Mario Sunshine Glitches Video · Photos made in Super Smash Bros. Brawl |
| Season 15 | |
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| Overall Video 916 to 925 | Mario Drinks Water (Gallery · Transcript) · Mario Gets Lost In A Shopping Mall (Gallery · Transcript) · REMASTERED64: If Mario was in...Team Fortress 2 (Gallery · Transcript) · The Fight Of All Time (Gallery · Transcript) · Find Luigi (Gallery · Transcript) · MARIO’S DEATHRUN (Gallery · Transcript) · IT'S A ME......... (Gallery · Transcript) · Mario Gambles His Life (Gallery · Transcript) · Hobo Mario (Gallery · Transcript) · You Shouldnt Have Done That (Gallery · Transcript) |
| Overall Video 926 to 935 | Enough is Enough (Gallery · Transcript) · Silence Of The Cats [TRAILER] (Gallery · Transcript) · Silence Of The Cats (Gallery · Transcript) · Mario Cleans The House (Gallery · Transcript) · This Will Be Mario In 2030 (Gallery · Transcript) · The Lil' Fellas (Gallery · Transcript) · LETS MAKE A DEAL (Gallery · Transcript) · Mario Soup (Gallery · Transcript) · Super SMG4 Party (Gallery · Transcript) · The Race of All Time (Gallery · Transcript) |
| Overall Video 936 to 945 | He Was Denied Switch 2 (Gallery · Transcript) · The Internet Is Dead (Gallery · Transcript) · SMG3's New Mascot (Gallery · Transcript) · SPLIT (Gallery · Transcript) · PrisonVision (Gallery · Transcript) · SMG4 Season 15 Video 941 · SMG4 Season 15 Video 942 · SMG4 Season 15 Video 943 · SMG4 Season 15 Video 944 · SMG4 Season 15 Video 945 |
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