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{{Blooper Tab}}This is the transcript for [[Super Mario 64 Bloopers: 4 Clones 1 Italian]] by [[SMG4]].
  
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This is the transcript for [[Super Mario 64 Bloopers: 4 Clones 1 Italian]] by [[SMG4]].
 
== Transcript ==
  
== Transcript ==
 
{| border="1" align="left" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="1" style="width:100%;" class="article-table"
  
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! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Toad
  
! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Toad
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|Hey Mario I heard that [[Bowser ]] is working on a secret weapon
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|Hey Mario I heard that [[Bowser]] is working on a secret weapon
 
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! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Mario
  
! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Mario
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! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Toad
  
! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Toad
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|He's probabley with [[Peach ]] or something
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|He's probabley with [[Peach Toadstool|Peach]] or something
 
|-
  
|-
 
! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Mario
  
! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Mario
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! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|
  
! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|
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|''[The scene cuts to a [[Koopa ]] talking to four Mario clones]''
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|''[The scene cuts to a [[Koopa Troopa|Koopa]] talking to four Mario clones]''
 
|-
  
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! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Bowser
  
! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Bowser
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! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|
  
! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|
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|''[Mario runs to Bob-omb Battlefield]''
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|-
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! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Mario
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|Huff puff... I think I lost those maniacs
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|-
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! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Clone 1
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|Hello Mario
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|-
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! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Mario
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|AHHH! OMG! Who are you!
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|-
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! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Clone 2
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|We are 4 clones created by Bowser
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|-
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! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Clone 3
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|He created us to destroy you and now we will!
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|-
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! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Clone 4
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|Get ready to die!
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|-
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! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Mario
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|No not you terrorist!!! I'm out of here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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|-
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! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|
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|''[Mario begins running]''
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|-
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! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Clone 1
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|Get em boys!
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|-
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! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|
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|''[Mario runs around the battlefield and through various Mario Party minigames being chased by the clones before he escapes outside the castle]''
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|-
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! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Mario
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|Dear diary I'm not sure if I'm going to make it for long
  +
|-
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! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Mario
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|The clones are guarding the doorway to the castle
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|-
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! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Mario
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|And I'm really hungry...
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|-
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! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|
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|''[One of the clones is guarding the door to the castle]''
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|-
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! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Clone 1
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|Hup two three 4
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|-
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! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Clone 1
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|Hup to 3 for
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|-
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! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|
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|''[Another clone is blocking the bridge to the castle]''
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|-
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! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Clone 2
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|Blocking the road... blocking the road...
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|-
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! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|
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|''[Another clone is watching from the castle path]''
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|-
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! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Clone 3
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|No sign of Mario yet or.... those chocolate fairys
  +
|-
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! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|
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|''[The fourth clone goes near the place where Mario is hiding]''
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|-
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! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Clone 4
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|I sense Mario around here
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|-
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! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Mario
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|What am I going to do? You ask well I found a disguise
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|-
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! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Mario
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|Ok I'm to use it now and if I don't make it take care of [[Luigi]]!!!
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|-
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! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Mario
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|Lets use this disguise...
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|-
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! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|
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|''[Mario (disguised as a giant Mario head) passes by the fourth clone...]''
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|-
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! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Clone 4
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|???
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|-
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! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Mario
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|Hows it going
  +
|-
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! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|
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|''[... then by the third clone...]''
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|-
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! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Mario
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|Hey nice moustache
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|-
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! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|
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|''[... then the second...]''
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|-
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! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Mario
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|What are you looking at?
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|-
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! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|
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|''[... then the first...]''
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|-
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! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Mario
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|What? Never saw a giant Mario head before?
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|-
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! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|
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|''[... and finally goes through the door]''
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|-
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! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Mario
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|AHHHHHHHHH! I made it!!! From those weridos!!
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|-
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! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Toad
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|What you call me?
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|-
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! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Mario
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|A Toad
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|-
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! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Mario
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|Well I'm going to go hide
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|-
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! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Toad
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|:p
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|-
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! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|
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|''[Mario goes into one of the rooms]''
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|-
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! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Mario
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|AHHHHHHHH!! But but but you were.... :O
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|-
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! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Clone 1
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|Have you ever heard of magic? :)
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|-
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! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Mario
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|... Well go ahead, kick me in the butt
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|-
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! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Clone 1
  +
|Wow he knows us well
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|-
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! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|
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|''[The clones beat up Mario again, and he walks out of the room partially flattened]''
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|-
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! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Toad
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|Bad day?
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|-
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! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Mario
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|Shut up Toad
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|-
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! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Screen Text
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|One long day of clone rape later
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|-
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! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Mario
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|AHHH! HELP ME CLONES GOT A CHAINSAW I need to hide!!!
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|-
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! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Mario
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|NO!... Not again... I need to stop this terror!
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|-
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! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Mario
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|... I need to take those 4 clones out 1 by 1
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|-
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! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Toad
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|YEAH!
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|-
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! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Mario
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|Shut up Toad
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|-
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! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|
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|''[The clones are gathered outside the castle]''
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|-
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! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Clones 2, 3, 4
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|Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
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|-
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! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Clone 1
  +
|Clones?
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|-
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! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Clone 1
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|LISTEN UP ALL CLONES!
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|-
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! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Clone 3
  +
|Yes?
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|-
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! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Clone 1
  +
|We aren't destroying Mario enough!!!
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|-
  +
! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Clone 1
  +
|So thats why I decided to split us up so we can patrol diffrent parts of the game
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|-
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! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Clone 4
  +
|Boooo!
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|-
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! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Clone 1
  +
|So lets split up and kill Mario!
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|-
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! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Clone 2
  +
|For Sparta!!!
  +
|-
  +
! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|
  +
|''[Meanwhile, inside the castle]''
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|-
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! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Mario
  +
|How am I going to kill clones...
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|-
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! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Mario
  +
|How do you kill clones?
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|-
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! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|
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|''[Mario gets an idea]''
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|-
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! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Mario
  +
|I got it!
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|-
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! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|
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|''[Mario enters Bob-omb Battlefield]''
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|-
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! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Mario
  +
|EVERYONE OF BOB-OMB BATTLEFIELD! LISTEN TO ME!!!!
  +
|-
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! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Mario
  +
|I SAID LISTEN TO ME!
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|-
  +
! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|[[Bob-omb Buddy|Bob-omb]] 1
  +
|You hear something?
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|-
  +
! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Bob-omb 2
  +
|Nope
  +
|-
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! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Mario
  +
|Fine you leave me no choice
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|-
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! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|
  +
|''[Mario blasts an annoying sound out of a speaker]''
  +
|-
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! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Bob-ombs
  +
|Ok we'll listen just turn it off!!!!!
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|-
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! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Mario
  +
|GOOD IDEA!
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|-
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! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|
  +
|''[Mario turns off the speaker]''
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|-
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! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Mario
  +
|Ok now I've gotten your attention I need your help
  +
|-
  +
! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Mario
  +
|There's a clone heading to here and we need to destroy him
  +
|-
  +
! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Mario
  +
|Ok now here's the plan...
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|-
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! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Screen Text
  +
|(Planning in progress)
  +
|-
  +
! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Mario
  +
|Everyone got that?
  +
|-
  +
! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Bob-ombs
  +
|Yep!!!
  +
|-
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! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|
  +
|''[The SM64 level enter sound plays]''
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|-
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! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Mario
  +
|Ooh he's coming! On my mark!
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|-
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! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|
  +
|''[The clone enters the battlefield]''
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|-
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! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Clone 1
  +
|Hmm is Mario here?
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|-
  +
! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Bob-ombs
  +
|.....
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|-
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! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Clone 1
  +
|What are you explosives looking at?
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|-
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! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Mario
  +
|NOW!!!!
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|-
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! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Bob-omb 1
  +
|Bob-omb Battlefield! ATTACK!
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|-
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! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|
  +
|''["Scatman" begins playing as all the objects in the battlefield fly over to attack the clone]''
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|-
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! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Clone 1
  +
|HOLY MOLY!!!
  +
|-
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! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Clone 1
  +
|OBJECT RAPE!
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|-
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! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Clone 1
  +
|WHY DOES EVERYTHING HATE ME!
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|-
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! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Mario
  +
|Yeah! Kick his clone butt!
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|-
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! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|
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|''[The objects continue attacking]''
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|-
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! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Mario
  +
|STOP! I think he's dead...
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|-
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! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|
  +
|''[The clone gets up and turns around, revealing its true robotic nature]''
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|-
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! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Clone 1
  +
|Where is the enemy?
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|-
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! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|
  +
|''[The robot clone's "Clone Cam" scans Mario and determines him to be an enemy]''
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|-
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! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Clone 1
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|You are an enemy! Destroy! Destroy!
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|-
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! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Mario
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|O COME ON! ITS A ROBOT!
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|-
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! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Mario
  +
|Well now I know that Bowser can't get REAL clones
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|-
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! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Clone 1
  +
|Destroy! Destroy!
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|-
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! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|
  +
|''[The objects begin attacking the clone again as "Scatman" resumes playing]''
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|-
  +
! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Clone 1
  +
|AHHHHHHH!
  +
|-
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! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|
  +
|''[The attacking continues until an explosion occurs and the objects stop]''
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|-
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! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Clone 1
  +
|HAHAHA! I disabled the cheat!
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|-
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! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Clone 1
  +
|I need backup!
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|-
  +
! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Clone 1
  +
|Come in all clones I need your help
  +
|-
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! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Mario
  +
|Oh no... not the team!
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|-
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! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|
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|''[The other three clones appear]''
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|-
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! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Clones
  +
|Destroy! Destroy!
  +
|-
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! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Mario
  +
|Hehe... AHHHHHHHHH!
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|-
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! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|
  +
|''[Mario runs away from the clones]''
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|-
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! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Clone 1
  +
|You know what to do!
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|-
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! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|
  +
|''[The clones begin searching]''
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|-
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! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Clone 4
  +
|Mario? Where are you?
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|-
  +
! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Mario
  +
|RIGHT HERE!
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|-
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! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|
  +
|''[Mario punches the clone's head off]''
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|-
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! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Mario
  +
|Oops... I think I beheaded him....
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|-
  +
! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Mario
  +
|Umm.... I think we can stitch that back on
  +
|-
  +
! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|
  +
|''[The clone explodes]''
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|-
  +
! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Mario
  +
|... Oops... Well thats 1 clone, 3 more left
  +
|-
  +
! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Mario
  +
|I need to get to the other side of the field
  +
|-
  +
! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Mario
  +
|Better take the cannon
  +
|-
  +
! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|
  +
|''[Mario jumps in the cannon]''
  +
|-
  +
! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Mario
  +
|Firesz!
  +
|-
  +
! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|
  +
|''[Mario launches out of the cannon]''
  +
|-
  +
! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Clone 3
  +
|Where is the enemy?
  +
|-
  +
! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Mario
  +
|WEEEEZ!
  +
|-
  +
! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Clone 3
  +
|Hey what's that?
  +
|-
  +
! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Mario
  +
|AHHHHHH!
  +
|-
  +
! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|
  +
|''[Mario crushes the clone]''
  +
|-
  +
! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Mario
  +
|Uh-oh... Oops
  +
|-
  +
! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Mario
  +
|I think its a pancake now...
  +
|-
  +
! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|
  +
|''[The clone explodes]''
  +
|-
  +
! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Mario
  +
|Well 2 more clones left
  +
|-
  +
! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|
  +
|''[Mario goes to another area of the battlefield]''
  +
|-
  +
! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Mario
  +
|I wonder if there's a clone here
  +
|-
  +
! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Clone 2
  +
|Stop! Mario! Prepare to die!
  +
|-
  +
! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Mario
  +
|Uhh...  I'm not Mario I'm a clone...
  +
|-
  +
! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Clone 2
  +
|You're lying! Your not a clone!
  +
|-
  +
! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Mario
  +
|How did you know I would lie if you would lie just to say that I would lie so that the viewers think I would lie
  +
|-
  +
! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Clone 2
  +
|Lie lie lie.... SYSTEM CANNOT REGISTER INFO!!!!!!!
  +
|-
  +
! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Clone 2
  +
|SYSTEM OVER LOAD ERROR404!!!!!
  +
|-
  +
! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|
  +
|''[The clone explodes]''
  +
|-
  +
! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Mario
  +
|Stupid robots they don't have a vocabulary... Ok now for the last clone!
  +
|-
  +
! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|
  +
|''[Mario climbs to the summit]''
  +
|-
  +
! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Mario
  +
|The last clone should be up here... All final battles are up here actually
  +
|-
  +
! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Clone 1
  +
|Hello Mario welcome... TO YOUR DOOM!
  +
|-
  +
! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Mario
  +
|Umm can we skip to the battle please?
  +
|-
  +
! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Clone 1
  +
|Really? Ok let me get in charachter
  +
|-
  +
! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Clone 1
  +
|(ahem)
  +
|-
  +
! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Clone 1
  +
|Destroy! Destroy!
  +
|-
  +
! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Mario
  +
|Ok now were talking!
  +
|-
  +
! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Clone 1
  +
|EAT LED!
  +
|-
  +
! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Mario
  +
|Aaaaahhh!
  +
|-
  +
! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|
  +
|''[The clone fires a machine gun at Mario, who dodges in slow motion]''
  +
|-
  +
! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Mario
  +
|Matrix effect!
  +
|-
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! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Mario
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|Haha! You missed me!
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|-
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|''[The clone punches Mario, taking away 100 HP]''
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|-
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! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Clone 1
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|Haha! What were you saying?
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! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Mario
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|Ok you want to play? Then lets play!!!!!!
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! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Mario
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|Clone I want you to meet [[King Bob-omb]]!
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|-
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! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Mario
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|King Bob-omb, Clone! You two should get along!
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|-
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|''[Mario throws King Bob-omb at the clone, causing a big explosion]''
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|-
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! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Clone 1
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|AHHHHHHH! This is DAMAGING my circuits!
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|-
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! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Mario
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|I wish I had more King Bob-ombs
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|-
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! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|
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|''[The clone crouches, facing away from Mario]''
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|-
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! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Mario
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|R u ok?
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|-
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! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Mario
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|You hungry?
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|-
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! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Clone 1
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|(reversed gibberish)
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|-
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! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|
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|''[The clone turns around, showing one eye reminiscent of HAL 9000]''
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|-
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! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Clone 1
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|Dddeeessstttrrroooyyy!
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|-
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! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Clone 1
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|Systems power failing
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|-
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! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Clone 1
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|Going to full destructive mode!!!
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|-
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! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Clone 1
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|DESTRUCTIVE MODE ACTIVATED
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|-
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! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Clone 1
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|Launching missiles!
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|-
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! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Mario
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|Duck and cover!... Mmm duck...
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|-
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|''[An explosion occurs that is so loud that Luigi wakes up at the castle from hearing it]''
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|-
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! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Luigi
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|Will you shut up! People need to have their beauty sleep!
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|-
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! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|
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|''[Back at the summit...]''
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|-
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! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Mario
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|What happened?
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|-
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! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|
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|''[The clone is almost completely destroyed]''
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|-
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! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Mario
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|HAHA! You idiot! You injured yourself
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|-
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! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Mario
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|Oh wait he's not lying
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|-
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! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Mario
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|Ok lets see the damage
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|-
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! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Clone 1
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|Brrzzzrzzz... Systems failing...
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|-
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! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|
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|''[The clone cam vision deteriorates to static]''
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|-
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! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Mario
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|What an epic fail for this robot
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|-
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! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|
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|''[The static changes to a blue screen of death]''
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|-
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! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Clone 1
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|I must be complete...
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|-
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! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|
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|''[The clone explodes, victory music plays]''
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|-
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! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Mario
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|Well that's the end of that
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|-
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! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Mario
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|Wait a minute... This isn't my victory theme song!
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|-
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! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Mario
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|HEY! Mistro! Change the music to my ACTUAL victory theme song!
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|-
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! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|
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|''[A remixed version of "Scatman" plays]''
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|-
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! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Mario
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|Thats better...
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|-
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! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Mario
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|Lets dance!
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|-
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|''[Mario begins dancing]''
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Blooper Information · Gallery · Transcript

Blooper Information · Gallery · Transcript

Template:BG/General This is the transcript for Super Mario 64 Bloopers: 4 Clones 1 Italian by SMG4.

Transcript

[Mario is shown on top of the castle]
Mario Wow I can't believe I climbed this high
Mario But how am I going to get down???
Mario Meh I'll just jump to the lake
[Mario jumps off the castle but falls short of the lake]
Mario No no NO!
[Mario wakes up before he hits the ground]
Mario Huh?... Oh why do I always wake up before the good parts!!! D:
Toad Wow you looked like such a fatty angel sleeping
Mario :D Really? How nice!
Toad Whatever
Toad Hey Mario I heard that Bowser is working on a secret weapon
Mario Where did you get that info???? Its probably fake
Toad Its on a website, how do you think bosses keep up to date
Mario Even if he is I'll probably give it AIDS sooner or later
[Meanwhile, in Bowser's Lair...]
Bowser Yes I have finished my secret weapon!
Bowser BWHAHAHAHAHA!
[Mario comes onscreen]
Bowser BWHAHAHAHA!
Mario HAHAHAHAHA!
Bowser Go away
Mario You got it!!!!
[The SM64 intro with "bloopers" below it appears to the Windows XP startup sound]
Mario Hey Toad have you seen Bowser? He didn't threaten to kill me yet
Toad He's probabley with Peach or something
Mario I think I better check up on him
[Mario enters Bowser's Lair]
Mario BOWSSER!!!
Mario Bowser I don't have my gun with me! You can come out!
Mario If he's not here where is he?... Better check the toilets
[The scene cuts to a Koopa talking to four Mario clones]
Bowser Hey this is my line! Idiot!
[Bowser knocks the Koopa away]
Bowser Welcome my creation you shall obey my rules!
Bowser And what I want you to do now is to DESTROY MARIO!
Clones Yes master!
[Mario returns to the castle]
Mario Thats odd Bowser wasn't at his location where the producers put him
Toad Maybe he's probabley angry for what you did to his face
Mario Or he could hibernating
[The doorbell rings]
Mario Ooh visitor coming!!!
[Mario exits the castle]
Mario Who are you?
[The camera shifts to show the Mario clones]
Mario Oh wait its my fan club go away!
Clone 1 We are 4 clones! Master Bowser sent us to destroy you!!!
Mario Yeah yeah tell your sob storys somewhere else!
Clone 1 GET HIM CLONES!
[The scene cuts to the castle interior as the clones beat up Mario]
Toad Mario's messing with Mafian people again...
Clone 1 Ok now for the big punch!!!
Clone 1 FALCON PUNCH!
Mario OOOOFFF!
[Mario runs inside naked]
Mario HELP! TERRORIST!
Toad Yep... Messing with Mafians
[Mario runs to Bob-omb Battlefield]
Mario Huff puff... I think I lost those maniacs
Clone 1 Hello Mario
Mario AHHH! OMG! Who are you!
Clone 2 We are 4 clones created by Bowser
Clone 3 He created us to destroy you and now we will!
Clone 4 Get ready to die!
Mario No not you terrorist!!! I'm out of here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[Mario begins running]
Clone 1 Get em boys!
[Mario runs around the battlefield and through various Mario Party minigames being chased by the clones before he escapes outside the castle]
Mario Dear diary I'm not sure if I'm going to make it for long
Mario The clones are guarding the doorway to the castle
Mario And I'm really hungry...
[One of the clones is guarding the door to the castle]
Clone 1 Hup two three 4
Clone 1 Hup to 3 for
[Another clone is blocking the bridge to the castle]
Clone 2 Blocking the road... blocking the road...
[Another clone is watching from the castle path]
Clone 3 No sign of Mario yet or.... those chocolate fairys
[The fourth clone goes near the place where Mario is hiding]
Clone 4 I sense Mario around here
Mario What am I going to do? You ask well I found a disguise
Mario Ok I'm to use it now and if I don't make it take care of Luigi!!!
Mario Lets use this disguise...
[Mario (disguised as a giant Mario head) passes by the fourth clone...]
Clone 4 ???
Mario Hows it going
[... then by the third clone...]
Mario Hey nice moustache
[... then the second...]
Mario What are you looking at?
[... then the first...]
Mario What? Never saw a giant Mario head before?
[... and finally goes through the door]
Mario AHHHHHHHHH! I made it!!! From those weridos!!
Toad What you call me?
Mario A Toad
Mario Well I'm going to go hide
Toad :p
[Mario goes into one of the rooms]
Mario AHHHHHHHH!! But but but you were.... :O
Clone 1 Have you ever heard of magic? :)
Mario ... Well go ahead, kick me in the butt
Clone 1 Wow he knows us well
[The clones beat up Mario again, and he walks out of the room partially flattened]
Toad Bad day?
Mario Shut up Toad
Screen Text One long day of clone rape later
Mario AHHH! HELP ME CLONES GOT A CHAINSAW I need to hide!!!
Mario NO!... Not again... I need to stop this terror!
Mario ... I need to take those 4 clones out 1 by 1
Toad YEAH!
Mario Shut up Toad
[The clones are gathered outside the castle]
Clones 2, 3, 4 Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
Clone 1 Clones?
Clone 1 LISTEN UP ALL CLONES!
Clone 3 Yes?
Clone 1 We aren't destroying Mario enough!!!
Clone 1 So thats why I decided to split us up so we can patrol diffrent parts of the game
Clone 4 Boooo!
Clone 1 So lets split up and kill Mario!
Clone 2 For Sparta!!!
[Meanwhile, inside the castle]
Mario How am I going to kill clones...
Mario How do you kill clones?
[Mario gets an idea]
Mario I got it!
[Mario enters Bob-omb Battlefield]
Mario EVERYONE OF BOB-OMB BATTLEFIELD! LISTEN TO ME!!!!
Mario I SAID LISTEN TO ME!
Bob-omb 1 You hear something?
Bob-omb 2 Nope
Mario Fine you leave me no choice
[Mario blasts an annoying sound out of a speaker]
Bob-ombs Ok we'll listen just turn it off!!!!!
Mario GOOD IDEA!
[Mario turns off the speaker]
Mario Ok now I've gotten your attention I need your help
Mario There's a clone heading to here and we need to destroy him
Mario Ok now here's the plan...
Screen Text (Planning in progress)
Mario Everyone got that?
Bob-ombs Yep!!!
[The SM64 level enter sound plays]
Mario Ooh he's coming! On my mark!
[The clone enters the battlefield]
Clone 1 Hmm is Mario here?
Bob-ombs .....
Clone 1 What are you explosives looking at?
Mario NOW!!!!
Bob-omb 1 Bob-omb Battlefield! ATTACK!
["Scatman" begins playing as all the objects in the battlefield fly over to attack the clone]
Clone 1 HOLY MOLY!!!
Clone 1 OBJECT RAPE!
Clone 1 WHY DOES EVERYTHING HATE ME!
Mario Yeah! Kick his clone butt!
[The objects continue attacking]
Mario STOP! I think he's dead...
[The clone gets up and turns around, revealing its true robotic nature]
Clone 1 Where is the enemy?
[The robot clone's "Clone Cam" scans Mario and determines him to be an enemy]
Clone 1 You are an enemy! Destroy! Destroy!
Mario O COME ON! ITS A ROBOT!
Mario Well now I know that Bowser can't get REAL clones
Clone 1 Destroy! Destroy!
[The objects begin attacking the clone again as "Scatman" resumes playing]
Clone 1 AHHHHHHH!
[The attacking continues until an explosion occurs and the objects stop]
Clone 1 HAHAHA! I disabled the cheat!
Clone 1 I need backup!
Clone 1 Come in all clones I need your help
Mario Oh no... not the team!
[The other three clones appear]
Clones Destroy! Destroy!
Mario Hehe... AHHHHHHHHH!
[Mario runs away from the clones]
Clone 1 You know what to do!
[The clones begin searching]
Clone 4 Mario? Where are you?
Mario RIGHT HERE!
[Mario punches the clone's head off]
Mario Oops... I think I beheaded him....
Mario Umm.... I think we can stitch that back on
[The clone explodes]
Mario ... Oops... Well thats 1 clone, 3 more left
Mario I need to get to the other side of the field
Mario Better take the cannon
[Mario jumps in the cannon]
Mario Firesz!
[Mario launches out of the cannon]
Clone 3 Where is the enemy?
Mario WEEEEZ!
Clone 3 Hey what's that?
Mario AHHHHHH!
[Mario crushes the clone]
Mario Uh-oh... Oops
Mario I think its a pancake now...
[The clone explodes]
Mario Well 2 more clones left
[Mario goes to another area of the battlefield]
Mario I wonder if there's a clone here
Clone 2 Stop! Mario! Prepare to die!
Mario Uhh...  I'm not Mario I'm a clone...
Clone 2 You're lying! Your not a clone!
Mario How did you know I would lie if you would lie just to say that I would lie so that the viewers think I would lie
Clone 2 Lie lie lie.... SYSTEM CANNOT REGISTER INFO!!!!!!!
Clone 2 SYSTEM OVER LOAD ERROR404!!!!!
[The clone explodes]
Mario Stupid robots they don't have a vocabulary... Ok now for the last clone!
[Mario climbs to the summit]
Mario The last clone should be up here... All final battles are up here actually
Clone 1 Hello Mario welcome... TO YOUR DOOM!
Mario Umm can we skip to the battle please?
Clone 1 Really? Ok let me get in charachter
Clone 1 (ahem)
Clone 1 Destroy! Destroy!
Mario Ok now were talking!
Clone 1 EAT LED!
Mario Aaaaahhh!
[The clone fires a machine gun at Mario, who dodges in slow motion]
Mario Matrix effect!
Mario Haha! You missed me!
[The clone punches Mario, taking away 100 HP]
Clone 1 Haha! What were you saying?
Mario Ok you want to play? Then lets play!!!!!!
Mario Clone I want you to meet King Bob-omb!
Mario King Bob-omb, Clone! You two should get along!
[Mario throws King Bob-omb at the clone, causing a big explosion]
Clone 1 AHHHHHHH! This is DAMAGING my circuits!
Mario I wish I had more King Bob-ombs
[The clone crouches, facing away from Mario]
Mario R u ok?
Mario You hungry?
Clone 1 (reversed gibberish)
[The clone turns around, showing one eye reminiscent of HAL 9000]
Clone 1 Dddeeessstttrrroooyyy!
Clone 1 Systems power failing
Clone 1 Going to full destructive mode!!!
Clone 1 DESTRUCTIVE MODE ACTIVATED
Clone 1 Launching missiles!
Mario Duck and cover!... Mmm duck...
[An explosion occurs that is so loud that Luigi wakes up at the castle from hearing it]
Luigi Will you shut up! People need to have their beauty sleep!
[Back at the summit...]
Mario What happened?
[The clone is almost completely destroyed]
Mario HAHA! You idiot! You injured yourself
Mario Oh wait he's not lying
Mario Ok lets see the damage
Clone 1 Brrzzzrzzz... Systems failing...
[The clone cam vision deteriorates to static]
Mario What an epic fail for this robot
[The static changes to a blue screen of death]
Clone 1 I must be complete...
[The clone explodes, victory music plays]
Mario Well that's the end of that
Mario Wait a minute... This isn't my victory theme song!
Mario HEY! Mistro! Change the music to my ACTUAL victory theme song!
[A remixed version of "Scatman" plays]
Mario Thats better...
Mario Lets dance!
[Mario begins dancing]
Screen Text

THANKS FOR WATCHING

If you are reading this then go watch my other videos!

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