Changes: Super Mario 64 Bloopers: 4 Clones 1 Italian/Transcript

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This is the transcript for Super Mario 64 Bloopers: 4 Clones 1 Italian by SMG4.

Transcript

	[Mario is shown on top of the castle]
Mario	Wow I can't believe I climbed this high
Mario	But how am I going to get down???
Mario	Meh I'll just jump to the lake
	[Mario jumps off the castle but falls short of the lake]
Mario	No no NO!
	[Mario wakes up before he hits the ground]
Mario	Huh?... Oh why do I always wake up before the good parts!!! D:
Toad	Wow you looked like such a fatty angel sleeping
Mario	:D Really? How nice!
Toad	Whatever
Toad	Hey Mario I heard that Bowser is working on a secret weapon
Mario	Where did you get that info???? Its probably fake
Toad	Its on a website, how do you think bosses keep up to date
Mario	Even if he is I'll probably give it AIDS sooner or later
	[Meanwhile, in Bowser's Lair...]
Bowser	Yes I have finished my secret weapon!
Bowser	BWHAHAHAHAHA!
	[Mario comes onscreen]
Bowser	BWHAHAHAHA!
Mario	HAHAHAHAHA!
Bowser	Go away
Mario	You got it!!!!
	[The SM64 intro with "bloopers" below it appears to the Windows XP startup sound]
Mario	Hey Toad have you seen Bowser? He didn't threaten to kill me yet
Toad	He's probabley with Peach or something
Mario	I think I better check up on him
	[Mario enters Bowser's Lair]
Mario	BOWSSER!!!
Mario	Bowser I don't have my gun with me! You can come out!
Mario	If he's not here where is he?... Better check the toilets
	[The scene cuts to a Koopa talking to four Mario clones]
Bowser	Hey this is my line! Idiot!
	[Bowser knocks the Koopa away]
Bowser	Welcome my creation you shall obey my rules!
Bowser	And what I want you to do now is to DESTROY MARIO!
Clones	Yes master!
	[Mario returns to the castle]
Mario	Thats odd Bowser wasn't at his location where the producers put him
Toad	Maybe he's probabley angry for what you did to his face
Mario	Or he could hibernating
	[The doorbell rings]
Mario	Ooh visitor coming!!!
	[Mario exits the castle]
Mario	Who are you?
	[The camera shifts to show the Mario clones]
Mario	Oh wait its my fan club go away!
Clone 1	We are 4 clones! Master Bowser sent us to destroy you!!!
Mario	Yeah yeah tell your sob storys somewhere else!
Clone 1	GET HIM CLONES!
	[The scene cuts to the castle interior as the clones beat up Mario]
Toad	Mario's messing with Mafian people again...
Clone 1	Ok now for the big punch!!!
Clone 1	FALCON PUNCH!
Mario	OOOOFFF!
	[Mario runs inside naked]
Mario	HELP! TERRORIST!
Toad	Yep... Messing with Mafians
	[Mario runs to Bob-omb Battlefield]
Mario	Huff puff... I think I lost those maniacs
Clone 1	Hello Mario
Mario	AHHH! OMG! Who are you!
Clone 2	We are 4 clones created by Bowser
Clone 3	He created us to destroy you and now we will!
Clone 4	Get ready to die!
Mario	No not you terrorist!!! I'm out of here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
	[Mario begins running]
Clone 1	Get em boys!
	[Mario runs around the battlefield and through various Mario Party minigames being chased by the clones before he escapes outside the castle]
Mario	Dear diary I'm not sure if I'm going to make it for long
Mario	The clones are guarding the doorway to the castle
Mario	And I'm really hungry...
	[One of the clones is guarding the door to the castle]
Clone 1	Hup two three 4
Clone 1	Hup to 3 for
	[Another clone is blocking the bridge to the castle]
Clone 2	Blocking the road... blocking the road...
	[Another clone is watching from the castle path]
Clone 3	No sign of Mario yet or.... those chocolate fairys
	[The fourth clone goes near the place where Mario is hiding]
Clone 4	I sense Mario around here
Mario	What am I going to do? You ask well I found a disguise
Mario	Ok I'm to use it now and if I don't make it take care of Luigi!!!
Mario	Lets use this disguise...
	[Mario (disguised as a giant Mario head) passes by the fourth clone...]
Clone 4	???
Mario	Hows it going
	[... then by the third clone...]
Mario	Hey nice moustache
	[... then the second...]
Mario	What are you looking at?
	[... then the first...]
Mario	What? Never saw a giant Mario head before?
	[... and finally goes through the door]
Mario	AHHHHHHHHH! I made it!!! From those weridos!!

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 ! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Toad
 |Yep... Messing with Mafians
+|-
+! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|
+|''[Mario runs to Bob-omb Battlefield]''
+|-
+! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Mario
+|Huff puff... I think I lost those maniacs
+|-
+! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Clone 1
+|Hello Mario
+|-
+! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Mario
+|AHHH! OMG! Who are you!
+|-
+! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Clone 2
+|We are 4 clones created by Bowser
+|-
+! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Clone 3
+|He created us to destroy you and now we will!
+|-
+! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Clone 4
+|Get ready to die!
+|-
+! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Mario
+|No not you terrorist!!! I'm out of here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
+|-
+! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|
+|''[Mario begins running]''
+|-
+! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Clone 1
+|Get em boys!
+|-
+! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|
+|''[Mario runs around the battlefield and through various Mario Party minigames being chased by the clones before he escapes outside the castle]''
+|-
+! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Mario
+|Dear diary I'm not sure if I'm going to make it for long
+|-
+! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Mario
+|The clones are guarding the doorway to the castle
+|-
+! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Mario
+|And I'm really hungry...
+|-
+! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|
+|''[One of the clones is guarding the door to the castle]''
+|-
+! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Clone 1
+|Hup two three 4
+|-
+! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Clone 1
+|Hup to 3 for
+|-
+! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|
+|''[Another clone is blocking the bridge to the castle]''
+|-
+! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Clone 2
+|Blocking the road... blocking the road...
+|-
+! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|
+|''[Another clone is watching from the castle path]''
+|-
+! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Clone 3
+|No sign of Mario yet or.... those chocolate fairys
+|-
+! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|
+|''[The fourth clone goes near the place where Mario is hiding]''
+|-
+! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Clone 4
+|I sense Mario around here
+|-
+! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Mario
+|What am I going to do? You ask well I found a disguise
+|-
+! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Mario
+|Ok I'm to use it now and if I don't make it take care of [[Luigi]]!!!
+|-
+! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Mario
+|Lets use this disguise...
+|-
+! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|
+|''[Mario (disguised as a giant Mario head) passes by the fourth clone...]''
+|-
+! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Clone 4
+|???
+|-
+! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Mario
+|Hows it going
+|-
+! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|
+|''[... then by the third clone...]''
+|-
+! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Mario
+|Hey nice moustache
+|-
+! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|
+|''[... then the second...]''
+|-
+! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Mario
+|What are you looking at?
+|-
+! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|
+|''[... then the first...]''
+|-
+! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Mario
+|What? Never saw a giant Mario head before?
+|-
+! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|
+|''[... and finally goes through the door]''
+|-
+! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|Mario
+|AHHHHHHHHH! I made it!!! From those weridos!!
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 ! scope="row" style="text-align:center;"|