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This page is the transcript for Super Mario 64 Bloopers: A Random Day.
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| [Scene cuts to Lakitu flying down from the sky] | |
| Lakitu | Ok get ready |
| Lakitu | Camera, check; lights, check; pipe, check; Mario, still fat |
| [Lakitu zooms in on the pipe, Luigi exits the pipe] | |
| Lakitu | What the? Where's Mario? |
| Luigi | Isn't this the pipe to the gay bar? |
| [Take 2: Mario exits the pipe but goes too high] | |
| Mario | AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! |
| [Take 3: The pipe is gone] | |
| Lakitu | Where's Mario? |
| Lakitu | Great now where is he? |
| [Scene cuts to the castle main room] | |
| Mario | HAHAHHAHA |
| [Mario exits into the main room naked] | |
| Mario | Let's do it again sometime Peach! |
| Mario | (notices the camera) WOW uhhh I was doing nothing.... |
| Mario | We are doing another take? I thought take 2 was good |
| [Scene cuts to the SM64 title screen with "random blooper" below it] | |
| [Scene cuts to Mario in the fish tank room] | |
| Mario | Hey has anyone seen Toad? |
| [Mario moves, Toad is shown to be in the fish tank] | |
| Mario | Hmm I saw him around here |
| Mario | Hey we got new fish |
| [Scene cuts to Mario in front of the castle] | |
| Mario | I can jump this castle!!! Even though I failed before! |
| Mario | Super jump!!! |
| [Mario begins moon jumping] | |
| Mario | Weeeee! |
| (A day... no week... or a long time later) | |
| Lakitu | Uhhh how long has Mario been up there? |
| [Scene cuts to Mario in the castle main room] | |
| Toad | Hey Mario I want you to meet my family |
| Mario | Uhh where are they? |
| Toad | They are in the room where the Bob-omb picture is |
| [Mario enters the room and sees a group of Toads] | |
| Mario | Hmm not so much |
| Mario | Wow!..... That's a big family |
| Mario | What the hell are they doing? Are they humping? |
| Mario | Toad your family is gay! |
| [Scene cuts to the castle exterior] | |
| Mario | Lakitu help!!!! |
| [Mario appears onscreen being attacked by Shy Guys] | |
| Mario | These birds are trying to rape me!!!! |
| Lakitu | And you come to me for help |
| Mario | I think half of my nose is gone |
| Lakitu | If I only had popcorn |
| Mario | Lakitu protect me!!! |
| [Lakitu explodes] | |
| Mario | You killed Lakitu! Yay!!!! |
| [Scene cuts to Mario on top of the castle] | |
| Mario | Hey Yoshi where's my birthday present you promised 3 years ago? |
| Yoshi | Uhh...... I got it |
| Mario | Where? |
| Yoshi | It's over there let me just get it |
| [Yoshi jumps off the castle roof] | |
| Mario | Ok now to wait for Yoshi to come back with my present |
| Mario | (hums the Super Mario Bros. theme) |
| (waiting.... waiting) | |
| Mario | He's got to come back any time now... |
| [Scene cuts to the battlefield] | |
| Mario | I think I ate too much gun powder |
| [Mario appears onscreen being constantly hit by explosions] | |
| Mario | My farts are explosions |
| Mario | Super fart away!!!! |
| [Mario jumps and is launched by an explosion, scene cuts to the castle] | |
| Mario | THE CASTLE IS FLYING AGAIN!!! |
| [Scene cuts to the main room] | |
| Mario | Hey Toad look at my invisible car |
| Toad | Is that even possible? |
| Mario | Vrooooooom!!! |
| [Mario crashes into a wall, the "car" disappears] | |
| Mario | Nooooow my car!!!!! |
| [Scene cuts to Mario in Bowser's Lair] | |
| Mario | Hey Bowser why the long face? |
| Bowser | Oh I'm just trying to think of another plan to take over the world |
| Mario | Have you tried taking the castle into the sky? |
| Bowser | Done that |
| Mario | How about stealing Peach? |
| Bowser | Ugh no |
| Mario | Hey how about you try exerscising |
| Bowser | Are you calling me fat? |
| Mario | Well... It's ok I'm fat to |
| Bowser | Oh your dead |
| [Bowser punches Mario] | |
| Mario | (Ahhhhhh ssssssss ahhhhhh ssssssss) |
| Bowser | Cmon I didn't punch that hard |
| [Scene cuts to Mario in the castle main room] | |
| Mario | Toad the time has come for me to die |
| Toad | Really? YES WAHOOOOOOOOO!!! |
| Mario | Goodbye Toad |
| [Mario hovers upwards in a beam of light as "Hallelujah" plays] | |
| Mario | (drops down) Oh screw it I'm not dead yet |
| Toad | DAMMIT! |
| [Scene cuts to Mario in Bowser's Lair] | |
| Mario | Bowser there can be only one kind of people |
| Mario | Good or evil and only one of them can stay in this world |
| [A scene from the Old El Paso "Why not both" commercial plays] | |
| Mario | What the hell was that? |
| Bowser | I have no idea |
| Bowser | Mario before you kill me I need to tell you something |
| Mario | Your gay?! |
| Bowser | NO! I AM YOUR FATHER |
| Mario | NOOOOO!!!!! I HAVE A GAY FATHER!!! |
| [Mario jumps off the edge] | |
| [Scene cuts to an inverted version of the SM64 opening screen] | |
| (Technical diffucalties... please hold) | |
| Lakitu | So this is hell |
| Mario | Well I do look sexy |
| [Scene cuts to Mario in front of the castle] | |
| Lakitu | Hey Mario you know you have secret powers |
| Mario | Really? I shall make the dead rise!!!! |
| Mario | RISE MY PRETTYS! |
| [The trees rise into the sky] | |
| Mario | NOT THE TREES!!! |
| Mario | And I thought trees went to hell |
| [Scene cuts to Mario trapped inside the clock] | |
| Mario | Uhh can somebody help me!!! |
| Mario | I'm kind of stuck in here |
| Mario | And I need to go the bathroom |
| [Scene cuts to Mario in front of the castle] | |
| Mario | ABORTION! |
| [Scene cuts to the ending cutscene of SM64] | |
| Peach | Mario! The power of the stars is restored to the castle... |
| Peach | ...and it's all thanks to you! Thank you, Mario! |
| Peach | We have to do something special for you... |
| [Peach kisses Mario, who immediately explodes] | |
| End of transcript | |