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| SuperMarioGlitchy4 presents... (Super Mario Bros. death music) (Haw haw!)
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| [Scene shows Mario outside SMG4's room in the castle with sad music]
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| Mario
| *sigh* :(
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| [The camera shifts to the door to SMG4's room as video game noises emanate from it]
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| SMG4
| Hahaha!
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| SMG4
| Making bloopers beats being a charachter in SM64!
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| Mario
| Does he have to play so loudly
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| Mario
| D:
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| [Mario walks over to Toad]
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| Mario
| :*(
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| Toad
| Ok Mario what is it this time?
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| Mario
| Well I always wanted to know what it feels like to make a blooper
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| Toad
| Why don't you make one?
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| Mario
| Well SMG4 never lets me touch his computer
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| Toad
| Can't you use Peach's computer?
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| Mario
| I'm not allowed to download anything and it has slow Internet
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| Toad
| Well thats your problem
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| Mario
| Stupid Toad no help
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| Toad
| Well have you tried?
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| Mario
| Yeah once....
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| [Flashback to SMG4's room]
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| Mario
| I hope he doesn't find out
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| [SMG4 walks into the room]
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| SMG4
| Never touch my computer! [takes out gun]
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| [Flashback ends with gunshot]
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| Mario
| It didn't end well
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| Toad
| Well then you got to find some way to get to that computer
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| [Mario goes into another room]
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| Mario
| The TV will cheer me up :)
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| Mario
| Ok TV work your magic!
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| Mario
| Stupid tiny buttons and huge hands.... there!
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| [The TV turns on, showing a mugshot of Barney]
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| Mario
| Even the TV lets me down...
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| Mario
| Stupid cable
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| Mario
| I wonder what else is on
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| [The TV cycles through numerous shows, including a sports channel, a spaghetti show, Nyan Cat, and Scatman, before...]
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| Commercial
| Always wanted to prank someone? Is he always using the computer?
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| Mario
| Ooh yes
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| Commercial
| Wanting to use the computer? (Oustanding stuff!...)
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| Commercial
| Well then use our new Fake Virus USB! [A USB shaped like a Wii Remote appears]
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| Commercial
| This USB contains many fake viruses were you can plant them on a computer (Ok actually pretty bad)
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| Commercial
| People will think its real and ragequit!
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| Commercial
| Then you take the USB out and wala its working! (May contain AIDS)
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| Commercial
| And you trick them LOL! Get them at a store near you!
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| [The commercial ends and the camera shifts back to Mario]
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| Mario
| Ooh I am so getting that
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| [Mario quickly runs out of the room to a phone]
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| Mario
| Yes can I order the Fake Virus USB
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| Mario
| No I am not a terrorist
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| Mario
| Yes thank you!
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| Mario
| Ok I ordered it now to wait!
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| [The Jeopardy theme begins playing]
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| Mario
| Waiting... Waiting
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| Toad
| How long are you going to wait?
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| [The screen cuts to black]
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| Screen Text
| 6 weeks later
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| [The screen returns to normal, Mario is weakened and tired from waiting]
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| Mario
| Waiting... Wait... ing
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| [Doorbell]
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| Mario
| I GOT IT!
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| [Mario runs outside]
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| Mario
| Hello? Is this one of those prank doorbells?
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| Mario
| WOW!
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| [The camera shifts to show a box]
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| Mario
| Can it really be?
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| Mario
| My package?
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| Mario
| Well only one way to find out
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| [Mario begins destroying the package] (chainsaw noises)
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| Mario
| Wow this package is hard to open
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| [The chainsaw noises stop as Mario gets the USB]
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| Mario
| Yeah! Now lets get virusing!!!!
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| [The screen fades to the exterior of SMG4's room]
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| SMG4
| Ok now for my lunch break
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| [Pink Panther theme]
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| SMG4
| I wonder if I can eat Toads
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| [SMG4 leaves as Mario comes onscreen]
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| Mario
| Hehe
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| [Mario enters the room]
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| Mario
| Its the computer :O
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| [The screen shows the computer, then shifts back to Mario]
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| Mario
| Ok now to insert the USB
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| [USB inserted sound]
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| Mario
| And....
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| [Mario clicks on Virus (K:)]
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| Mario
| Now to activate all the virus programs
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| [Intense computer noises]
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| Mario
| ITS OUT OF CONTROL!
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| Mario
| AHHHHHHH!
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| Error
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Virus Detected
Multiple viruses detected. Computer now screwing up. Enjoy :D
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| Mario
| I wonder what happens if you press a button
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| Error
| Error (error noise)
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| Mario
| Haha! This is fun!
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| (error) (error error error) (error error error)
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| Mario
| Haha! Everybody join!
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| [Windows Error Remix]
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| [The screen alternates between Mario dancing and error messages appearing on the screen]
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| SMG4
| Hey why is this doorknob greasy? And whats that error music?
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| Mario
| !!! Got to hide got to hide!
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| [SMG4 enters the room]
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| SMG4
| Finally!
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| SMG4
| I'm sure I heard something
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| [The screen shifts to show Mario pressed up still against the wall]
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| SMG4
| Oh well back to making bloopers
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| SMG4
| Hey! My computer is screwed up!
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| SMG4
| I can't do anything! WHO DID THIS!
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| SMG4
| Looks like I got to go get a proffesional computer fixer
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| [SMG4 leaves the castle]
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| SMG4
| >:(
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| [SMG4 drives away in his car]
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| SMG4
| Mumble mumble
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| SMG4
| And mumble...
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| [The scene cuts back to SMG4's room, where Mario is still up against the wall]
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| Mario
| Is he gone?
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| Mario
| Cause this position is really starting to hurt
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| [Mario comes off the wall]
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| Mario
| Ok now I'm alone I have free time to make a blooper!
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| Mario
| Now I take the USB out and it the computer goes back to normal
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| Mario
| Now... Umm which program plays N64 games?
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| Mario
| Since I never played SM64 on a computer...
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| Mario
| Oh maybe its this program!
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| [The computer screen shows Mario about to click on "Erase Windows"]
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| Mario
| Yeah I'm sure its this
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| [Mario clicks the application]
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| Computer
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Erase everything
You are about to erase everything on this computer
Continue Abort LOL
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| Mario
| (glitches) Duuhhh
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| Mario
| Umm this one... No this one!
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| Mario
| ......Oooh...
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| Mario
| ....This one?
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| [Mario clicks on "LOL"]
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| Mario
| Yep I think the computer says I picked the right choice
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| [The computer punches Mario]
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| Screen Text
| After an hour of searching for PJ64
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| Mario
| I finally found it!
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| Mario
| It was in the Mario Do Not Touch Or I Will Kill You folder
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| Mario
| Ok SM64! Bloopers!
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| [Super Mario 64 opens]
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| Mario
| I love this game... It reminds me of myself
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| [The giant Mario head appears on the screen]
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| Mario
| AHHHHHHHHHH! TERRORIST!
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| Mario
| HES GOING TO KILL ME WITH HIS SCARY FACE!
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| [Mario continues to the save files]
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| Mario
| Oh phew that terrorist almost looks like me
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| [Mario opens the save file, the screen cuts back to the real Mario]
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| Mario
| How do you control this? I'm familiar with a N64 controller but not a keyboard
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| Mario
| Dammit and I got huge hands!
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| [The screen shows the Mario in the game]
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| Mario
| This sucks! How can you control this?
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| Mario
| D:< This is irratating me!
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| Mario
| AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
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| [The screen cuts to the castle]
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| Mario
| Stupid keboard!
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| [Mario throws the keyboard against the wall and shoots it]
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| Mario
| ...Sorry about that
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| Mario
| ...How am I going to play if I have no key board
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| [Mario gets a N64 controller]
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| Mario
| Ahh thats better
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| [The screen shows the ending cutscene in the game]
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| Mario
| Ohhh yeah! The princess!
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| [The screen goes back to the real Mario]
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| Mario
| Wait a minute what am I doing?
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| Mario
| I should be making a blooper right now!
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| Mario
| But I don't have an idea... and SMG4 will be home soon!
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| Mario
| I'm getting even more irratated!
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| [Mario begins raging]
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| Mario
| >:O!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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| Mario
| I think I need a moment outside
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| [Mario goes outside by Luigi]
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| Luigi
| Hi Mario! Hows it going?
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| [Mario punches Luigi]
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| Mario
| Ok I feel better now
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| [Mario goes back to SMG4's room]
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| Mario
| I think punching Luigi gave me an idea for a blooper
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| Mario
| Lets get recording
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| [Screen fades to black]
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| Screen Text
| Meanwhile...
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| [The screen shows a traffic jam on a highway]
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| SMG4
| HURRY UP! CMON! I GOT TO GO!!!!
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| SMG4
| This sucks... Whats holding up traffic
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| SMG4
| Ok.... Taking too long... I'm going to walk....
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| [SMG4 arrives at the mall]
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| SMG4
| Yes the shopping mall! Hopefully someone can come and fix my computer
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| [SMG4 enters the mall]
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| SMG4
| Why do shopping malls have to be so big?!
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| SMG4
| Hmm
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| SMG4
| WHERES THE ELECTRONIC STORE!
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| Man
| Oh shut up!
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| [SMG4 walks by an Apple store]
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| SMG4
| Maybe this store!
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| SMG4
| No Mac sucks
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| [SMG4 walks past it to a Source store]
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| SMG4
| ...Hmm a little to tech
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| SMG4
| But ok
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| [Back at the castle...]
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| Mario
| Ok done recording :)
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| Mario
| Now all I got to do is edit
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| [The screen shows the Sony Vegas editor]
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| Mario
| Hey wait where are the subtitles?
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| Mario
| Are you telling me that you got to wright all the subtitles!?
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| Mario
| I thought it magically generates for you
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| [Back to Mario...]
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| Mario
| And my Engrish ish very badth
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| Mario
| Fine...
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| [Back to SMG4...]
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| Store Owner
| And stay out!
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| [SMG4 is thrown out of a shop]
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| SMG4
| Dammit I just wanted to smash your TV!
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| SMG4
| Dammit looks like Im not going to get my computer repaired D:
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| [Back to Mario again...]
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| Mario
| Soo tired.... of typing...
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| Mario
| Why can't they get a typing animation for me
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| Mario
| Since I have to crouch to look like I'm typing
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| Mario
| OH SWEET SUCCESS I'M DONE!
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| Mario
| :) I feel so proud of myself
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| [SMG4 enters the room]
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| SMG4
| MARIO!?
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| [Mario somehow becomes naked]
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| Mario
| AHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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| SMG4
| WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT NOT USING MY COMPUTER
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| [Mario is fully clothed again]
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| Mario
| I'm sorry! I just wanted to make a blooper!
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| SMG4
| Huh? But its broken...
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| Mario
| I made it look like it was broken! Please don't use your gun!
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| SMG4
| Well you could of just told me
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| Mario
| *sniff* Really?
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| SMG4
| No not really now lets see your blooper
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| Mario
| Oooh your going to like this!!!!
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| [The blooper begins]
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| Screen Text
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sm64 bloopersz
madsz by mario (the fat guy)
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| Mario
| lolz! I cantz believez you are watching dis!
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| Mario
| I men I'm going to tell you guyz about SMG5...4
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| Mario
| smg4 is a really badz person!
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| Mario
| see here's a picsz of him
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| [Mario shows a picture of SMG4 edited to make him look evil]
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| Mario
| see he's very scary and bad!
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| Mario
| :( he s bad :(
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| [Mario shows a clip of "SMG4" by Toad in the castle...]
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| Mario
| he stole peoples munny!
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| "SMG4"
| give me your dollar signs!
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| Toad
| Mario why are you dressed up like SMG4?
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| [...and one of "SMG4" fighting Bowser...]
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| Mario
| he kills meh turdels!
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| Mario
| I love turdels!
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| [...and one of "SMG4" with an explosion in the background]
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| Mario
| he even likes fireworks!
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| "SMG4"
| trolololololol I love fireworks!
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| [The blooper shows Mario outside the castle]
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| Mario
| untill one dayz a sexy hearoh appeared!
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| Mario
| I am marsio I will destroysz this smg4!
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| [The blooper shifts to Mario inside the castle]
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| Mario
| so when he saw smg4! he chargesz his lasersz!
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| Mario
| shoop da woop!
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| [The blooper shows a headless "SMG4"]
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| Mario
| pew! he shot his head! and he died!
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| "SMG4"
| oh nosz! I lost meh head!
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| "SMG4"
| ohh this sucks!
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| [The blooper shows Mario outside the castle again]
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| Mario
| and thats how he ended up in my refrigiator!
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| Mario
| :D like this or smg4 will come and getsz you!
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| FIN (booing)
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| [The blooper ends and the scene shifts back to the castle]
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| Mario
| You liked it?
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| SMG4
| YOU MAKE ME LOOK BAD!.... At least no one saw this
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| Mario
| Oh yeah and I uploaded it already onto YouTube
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| [SMG4's anger increases]
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| Mario
| Your not mad again are you?
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| SMG4
| YOU SON OF A-
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| Computer
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System error
Your computer crashed because its rage levels were too high.
Rage Rage some more LOL
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| Mario
| Ahh dammit
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| [Mario clicks "Rage" and the Windows Error Remix plays again]
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| Screen Text
| THX for watching
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| End of Transcript
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