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This is the transcript for Super Mario 64 Bloopers: Bloopception by SMG4.
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| Screen Text | SuperMarioGlitchy4 presents... (Super Mario Bros. death music) (Haw haw!) |
|---|---|
| [Scene shows Mario outside SMG4's room in the castle with sad music] | |
| Mario | *sigh* :( |
| [The camera shifts to the door to SMG4's room as video game noises emanate from it] | |
| SMG4 | Hahaha! |
| SMG4 | Making bloopers beats being a charachter in SM64! |
| Mario | Does he have to play so loudly |
| Mario | D: |
| [Mario walks over to Toad] | |
| Mario | :*( |
| Toad | Ok Mario what is it this time? |
| Mario | Well I always wanted to know what it feels like to make a blooper |
| Toad | Why don't you make one? |
| Mario | Well SMG4 never lets me touch his computer |
| Toad | Can't you use Peach's computer? |
| Mario | I'm not allowed to download anything and it has slow Internet |
| Toad | Well thats your problem |
| Mario | Stupid Toad no help |
| Toad | Well have you tried? |
| Mario | Yeah once.... |
| [Flashback to SMG4's room] | |
| Mario | I hope he doesn't find out |
| [SMG4 walks into the room] | |
| SMG4 | Never touch my computer! [takes out gun] |
| [Flashback ends with gunshot] | |
| Mario | It didn't end well |
| Toad | Well then you got to find some way to get to that computer |
| [Mario goes into another room] | |
| Mario | The TV will cheer me up :) |
| Mario | Ok TV work your magic! |
| Mario | Stupid tiny buttons and huge hands.... there! |
| [The TV turns on, showing a mugshot of Barney] | |
| Mario | Even the TV lets me down... |
| Mario | Stupid cable |
| Mario | I wonder what else is on |
| [The TV cycles through numerous shows, including a sports channel, a spaghetti show, Nyan Cat, and Scatman, before...] | |
| Commercial | Always wanted to prank someone? Is he always using the computer? |
| Mario | Ooh yes |
| Commercial | Wanting to use the computer? (Oustanding stuff!...) |
| Commercial | Well then use our new Fake Virus USB! [A USB shaped like a Wii Remote appears] |
| Commercial | This USB contains many fake viruses were you can plant them on a computer (Ok actually pretty bad) |
| Commercial | People will think its real and ragequit! |
| Commercial | Then you take the USB out and wala its working! (May contain AIDS) |
| Commercial | And you trick them LOL! Get them at a store near you! |
| [The commercial ends and the camera shifts back to Mario] | |
| Mario | Ooh I am so getting that |
| [Mario quickly runs out of the room to a phone] | |
| Mario | Yes can I order the Fake Virus USB |
| Mario | No I am not a terrorist |
| Mario | Yes thank you! |
| Mario | Ok I ordered it now to wait! |
| [The Jeopardy theme begins playing] | |
| Mario | Waiting... Waiting |
| Toad | How long are you going to wait? |
| [The screen cuts to black] | |
| Screen Text | 6 weeks later |
| [The screen returns to normal, Mario is weakened and tired from waiting] | |
| Mario | Waiting... Wait... ing |
| [Doorbell] | |
| Mario | I GOT IT! |
| [Mario runs outside] | |
| Mario | Hello? Is this one of those prank doorbells? |
| Mario | WOW! |
| [The camera shifts to show a box] | |
| Mario | Can it really be? |
| Mario | My package? |
| Mario | Well only one way to find out |
| [Mario begins destroying the package] (chainsaw noises) | |
| Mario | Wow this package is hard to open |
| [The chainsaw noises stop as Mario gets the USB] | |
| Mario | Yeah! Now lets get virusing!!!! |
| [The screen fades to the exterior of SMG4's room] | |
| SMG4 | Ok now for my lunch break |
| [Pink Panther theme] | |
| SMG4 | I wonder if I can eat Toads |
| [SMG4 leaves as Mario comes onscreen] | |
| Mario | Hehe |
| [Mario enters the room] | |
| Mario | Its the computer :O |
| [The screen shows the computer, then shifts back to Mario] | |
| Mario | Ok now to insert the USB |
| [USB inserted sound] | |
| Mario | And.... |
| [Mario clicks on Virus (K:)] | |
| Mario | Now to activate all the virus programs |
| [Intense computer noises] | |
| Mario | ITS OUT OF CONTROL! |
| Mario | AHHHHHHH! |
| Error |
Virus Detected Multiple viruses detected. Computer now screwing up. Enjoy :D |
| Mario | I wonder what happens if you press a button |
| Error | Error (error noise) |
| Mario | Haha! This is fun! |
| (error) (error error error) (error error error) | |
| Mario | Haha! Everybody join! |
| [Windows Error Remix] | |
| [The screen alternates between Mario dancing and error messages appearing on the screen] | |
| SMG4 | Hey why is this doorknob greasy? And whats that error music? |
| Mario | !!! Got to hide got to hide! |
| [SMG4 enters the room] | |
| SMG4 | Finally! |
| SMG4 | I'm sure I heard something |
| [The screen shifts to show Mario pressed up still against the wall] | |
| SMG4 | Oh well back to making bloopers |
| SMG4 | Hey! My computer is screwed up! |
| SMG4 | I can't do anything! WHO DID THIS! |
| SMG4 | Looks like I got to go get a proffesional computer fixer |
| [SMG4 leaves the castle] | |
| SMG4 | >:( |
| [SMG4 drives away in his car] | |
| SMG4 | Mumble mumble |
| SMG4 | And mumble... |
| [The scene cuts back to SMG4's room, where Mario is still up against the wall] | |
| Mario | Is he gone? |
| Mario | Cause this position is really starting to hurt |
| [Mario comes off the wall] | |
| Mario | Ok now I'm alone I have free time to make a blooper! |
| Mario | Now I take the USB out and it the computer goes back to normal |
| Mario | Now... Umm which program plays N64 games? |
| Mario | Since I never played SM64 on a computer... |
| Mario | Oh maybe its this program! |
| [The computer screen shows Mario about to click on "Erase Windows"] | |
| Mario | Yeah I'm sure its this |
| [Mario clicks the application] | |
| Computer |
Erase everything You are about to erase everything on this computer Continue Abort LOL |
| Mario | (glitches) Duuhhh |
| Mario | Umm this one... No this one! |
| Mario | ......Oooh... |
| Mario | ....This one? |
| [Mario clicks on "LOL"] | |
| Mario | Yep I think the computer says I picked the right choice |
| [The computer punches Mario] | |
| Screen Text | After an hour of searching for PJ64 |
| Mario | I finally found it! |
| Mario | It was in the Mario Do Not Touch Or I Will Kill You folder |
| Mario | Ok SM64! Bloopers! |
| [Super Mario 64 opens] | |
| Mario | I love this game... It reminds me of myself |
| [The giant Mario head appears on the screen] | |
| Mario | AHHHHHHHHHH! TERRORIST! |
| Mario | HES GOING TO KILL ME WITH HIS SCARY FACE! |
| [Mario continues to the save files] | |
| Mario | Oh phew that terrorist almost looks like me |
| [Mario opens the save file, the screen cuts back to the real Mario] | |
| Mario | How do you control this? I'm familiar with a N64 controller but not a keyboard |
| Mario | Dammit and I got huge hands! |
| [The screen shows the Mario in the game] | |
| Mario | This sucks! How can you control this? |
| Mario | D:< This is irratating me! |
| Mario | AHHHHHHHHHHH!!! |
| [The screen cuts to the castle] | |
| Mario | Stupid keboard! |
| [Mario throws the keyboard against the wall and shoots it] | |
| Mario | ...Sorry about that |
| Mario | ...How am I going to play if I have no key board |
| [Mario gets a N64 controller] | |
| Mario | Ahh thats better |
| [The screen shows the ending cutscene in the game] | |
| Mario | Ohhh yeah! The princess! |
| [The screen goes back to the real Mario] | |
| Mario | Wait a minute what am I doing? |
| Mario | I should be making a blooper right now! |
| Mario | But I don't have an idea... and SMG4 will be home soon! |
| Mario | I'm getting even more irratated! |
| [Mario begins raging] | |
| Mario | >:O!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| Mario | I think I need a moment outside |
| [Mario goes outside by Luigi] | |
| Luigi | Hi Mario! Hows it going? |
| [Mario punches Luigi] | |
| Mario | Ok I feel better now |
| [Mario goes back to SMG4's room] | |
| Mario | I think punching Luigi gave me an idea for a blooper |
| Mario | Lets get recording |
| [Screen fades to black] | |
| Screen Text | Meanwhile... |
| [The screen shows a traffic jam on a highway] | |
| SMG4 | HURRY UP! CMON! I GOT TO GO!!!! |
| SMG4 | This sucks... Whats holding up traffic |
| SMG4 | Ok.... Taking too long... I'm going to walk.... |
| [SMG4 arrives at the mall] | |
| SMG4 | Yes the shopping mall! Hopefully someone can come and fix my computer |
| [SMG4 enters the mall] | |
| SMG4 | Why do shopping malls have to be so big?! |
| SMG4 | Hmm |
| SMG4 | WHERES THE ELECTRONIC STORE! |
| Man | Oh shut up! |
| [SMG4 walks by an Apple store] | |
| SMG4 | Maybe this store! |
| SMG4 | No Mac sucks |
| [SMG4 walks past it to a Source store] | |
| SMG4 | ...Hmm a little to tech |
| SMG4 | But ok |
| [Back at the castle...] | |
| Mario | Ok done recording :) |
| Mario | Now all I got to do is edit |
| [The screen shows the Sony Vegas editor] | |
| Mario | Hey wait where are the subtitles? |
| Mario | Are you telling me that you got to wright all the subtitles!? |
| Mario | I thought it magically generates for you |
| [Back to Mario...] | |
| Mario | And my Engrish ish very badth |
| Mario | Fine... |
| [Back to SMG4...] | |
| Store Owner | And stay out! |
| [SMG4 is thrown out of a shop] | |
| SMG4 | Dammit I just wanted to smash your TV! |
| SMG4 | Dammit looks like Im not going to get my computer repaired D: |
| [Back to Mario again...] | |
| Mario | Soo tired.... of typing... |
| Mario | Why can't they get a typing animation for me |
| Mario | Since I have to crouch to look like I'm typing |
| Mario | OH SWEET SUCCESS I'M DONE! |
| Mario | :) I feel so proud of myself |
| [SMG4 enters the room] | |
| SMG4 | MARIO!? |
| [Mario somehow becomes naked] | |
| Mario | AHHHHHHHHHHHH! |
| SMG4 | WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT NOT USING MY COMPUTER |
| [Mario is fully clothed again] | |
| Mario | I'm sorry! I just wanted to make a blooper! |
| SMG4 | Huh? But its broken... |
| Mario | I made it look like it was broken! Please don't use your gun! |
| SMG4 | Well you could of just told me |
| Mario | *sniff* Really? |
| SMG4 | No not really now lets see your blooper |
| Mario | Oooh your going to like this!!!! |
| [The blooper begins] | |
| Screen Text |
sm64 bloopersz madsz by mario (the fat guy) |
| Mario | lolz! I cantz believez you are watching dis! |
| Mario | I men I'm going to tell you guyz about SMG5...4 |
| Mario | smg4 is a really badz person! |
| Mario | see here's a picsz of him |
| [Mario shows a picture of SMG4 edited to make him look evil] | |
| Mario | see he's very scary and bad! |
| Mario | :( he s bad :( |
| [Mario shows a clip of "SMG4" by Toad in the castle...] | |
| Mario | he stole peoples munny! |
| "SMG4" | give me your dollar signs! |
| Toad | Mario why are you dressed up like SMG4? |
| [...and one of "SMG4" fighting Bowser...] | |
| Mario | he kills meh turdels! |
| Mario | I love turdels! |
| [...and one of "SMG4" with an explosion in the background] | |
| Mario | he even likes fireworks! |
| "SMG4" | trolololololol I love fireworks! |
| [The blooper shows Mario outside the castle] | |
| Mario | untill one dayz a sexy hearoh appeared! |
| Mario | I am marsio I will destroysz this smg4! |
| [The blooper shifts to Mario inside the castle] | |
| Mario | so when he saw smg4! he chargesz his lasersz! |
| Mario | shoop da woop! |
| [The blooper shows a headless "SMG4"] | |
| Mario | pew! he shot his head! and he died! |
| "SMG4" | oh nosz! I lost meh head! |
| "SMG4" | ohh this sucks! |
| [The blooper shows Mario outside the castle again] | |
| Mario | and thats how he ended up in my refrigiator! |
| Mario | :D like this or smg4 will come and getsz you! |
| Screen Text | FIN (booing) |
| [The blooper ends and the scene shifts back to the castle] | |
| Mario | You liked it? |
| SMG4 | YOU MAKE ME LOOK BAD!.... At least no one saw this |
| Mario | Oh yeah and I uploaded it already onto YouTube |
| [SMG4's anger increases] | |
| Mario | Your not mad again are you? |
| SMG4 | YOU SON OF A- |
| Computer |
System error Your computer crashed because its rage levels were too high. Rage Rage some more LOL |
| Mario | Ahh dammit |
| [Mario clicks "Rage" and the Windows Error Remix plays again] | |
| Screen Text | THX for watching |
| End of Transcript |