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This is the transcript for Super Mario 64 Bloopers: Brother Wars by SMG4.
| [Mario hits a tree with a hammer repeatedly] | |
| Mario | Come down here! |
| Mario | This is the fifth time I lost my Barbie doll in this tree! |
| Mario | Oh forget it I have 54 other Barbie dolls anyway |
| [Mario leaves the tree and goes over to Luigi] | |
| Mario | Hey Luigi can you play with me? |
| Luigi | Go away I'm trying to plant a bomb |
| Mario | Please! |
| Luigi | Thanks alot you made me accidentaly nuke Yoshi's house!! |
| Mario | Well then you wouldn't be interested in the activities |
| Luigi | What kind of activities?... |
| [Mario and Luigi begin shooting paintball guns in the castle] | |
| Toad | Guys... guys! |
| Mario/Luigi | Hahahha! |
| Toad | Guys! Can you go play paintball somewhere else! |
| Luigi | Eat my grenade! |
| [Luigi throws a paint grenade at Mario] | |
| Mario | Thats a spicy meatball! |
| Wario | Guys! Your getting paint everywhere! |
| Wario | And I'm the person who has to clean this up! |
| Luigi | What did you say Wario? |
| Luigi | Oops sorry Mario! |
| [Mario's head is gone] | |
| Mario | I'm ok! |
| Mario | Hey lets go do something else! |
| Luigi | Ok! |
| Wario | Stupid.... (mumbles angrily) |
| [Wario is sleeping outside] | |
| Wario | zzz... |
| [Wario is awoken by loud rumbling] | |
| Wario | Wow what the hell? |
| [Wario turns and sees a giant Mario] | |
| Mario | One, two, three, four, a hundred ready or not here I come! |
| Luigi | I think you squshed me |
| Wario | Sigh.... |
| [Wario is in Bob-omb Battlefield] | |
| Wario | Hey look a pebble |
| Luigi | Delivery for Mr Wario |
| [Luigi throws a bomb at Wario, Wario is outside the castle without a head] | |
| Wario | Ok thats it! I had enough! |
| Wario | I need to stop those Mario Brothers from being so annoying! |
| Wario | And I have the perfect plan |
| [Scene cuts to the SM64 title screen with "bloopers" below it] | |
| [Scene cuts to Mario and Luigi in a castle room] | |
| Mario | So Luigi what game are we going to play now? |
| Luigi | Super Mario 64 |
| Mario | Why that game? It sucks |
| Mario | Fine then can I choose my file? |
| Luigi | No! You hacked your file |
| [The screen shows Mario's file (A) with 175 stars and Luigi's (B) with 120 stars] | |
| Mario | Cmon Mario A |
| Luigi | No my file |
| Luigi | Oh wait I forgot I left mushrooms in the oven |
| Luigi | I'll be right back |
| [Luigi leaves the room] | |
| Mario | Leaving mushrooms in the oven? What kind of excuse is that |
| Mario | Hey wait did you say mushrooms wait for me! |
| [Mario leaves the room] | |
| Wario | Ok this is my chance |
| [Wario enters the room] | |
| Wario | Ok now to do opertaion Break Up Brothers |
| Toad | That name sucks! |
| [Wario erases Luigi's game file] | |
| Wario | Haha I'm so evil! |
| Toad | Your gay! |
| [Wario leaves the room, Luigi enters the room] | |
| Luigi | Ok Mario eat that 74th mushroom and lets play |
| Luigi | Huh?... What happened to the....... |
| Luigi | What happened to my file? |
| Luigi | WHO DID THIS! |
| [Mario enters the room] | |
| Mario | Yo Luigi! I think you you over cooked the mushrooms |
| Mario | Luigi? |
| Luigi | Did you erase my file... |
| Mario | Is this a math question? Because I suck at those |
| Luigi | YOU ERASED IT DIDN'T YOU! |
| [Luigi punches the wall] | |
| Luigi | I WORKED TEN YEARS FINISHING THAT GAME! |
| Luigi | Ahhhhhhhhh! |
| [Luigi runs out of the room upside down] | |
| Mario | Ok.... He must be having another mental breakdown |
| Mario | Hey we have Doom 3! |
| [Luigi is outside the castle] | |
| Luigi | I must get my revenge on Mario! |
| Luigi | And I know how... |
| [Scene cuts to the castle at night] | |
| Screen Text | 12 'o clock midnight |
| [Mario sleeps as Luigi slowly enters the room] | |
| Luigi | Hehehe I know Mario's weakness |
| [Scene cuts to the castle exterior] | |
| Screen Text | The next morning |
| Mario | Hey Peach I beated Bowser again! |
| [Mario walks up to Peach, the cutscene slowly plays] | |
| Mario | Yeah, yeah just cut to the cake! |
| Peach | Ok... Let me get the cake |
| Peach | Hmm.. Thats weird |
| Mario | What? |
| Peach | The cake is gone... |
| Peach | There's an L where the cake use to be |
| Mario | Oh Luigi messed with the cake..... |
| Mario | And when you mess with the cake things get real ugly |
| Luigi | Ahh now to scam YouTube |
| [Luigi walks up to the castle and sees Mario with a group of Chuck-yas] | |
| Mario | Hey have you met my family? |
| Luigi | Oh crud... |
| [The Chuck-yas beat up Luigi] | |
| Luigi | Fine if thats how you want to play then its war! |
| [Scene cuts to Luigi by a Bob-omb and a cannon] | |
| Luigi | Aim... fire! |
| [The cannon fires a water bubble at Mario] | |
| Mario | Wow! Haha you missed! |
| [The bubble hits Mario, scene cuts to Mario running and Luigi shooting at him] | |
| Mario | AHHHHHHHHH! |
| Luigi | Come back here! |
| Mario | Luigi? Where are you? |
| [Mario turns and Luigi punches him] | |
| Luigi | Suprise punch! |
| Mario | ............... |
| Luigi | Mario? Are you ok? |
| Mario | (crying) |
| Luigi | Don't cry Mario I was just kidding |
| Mario | Oh.... Who said I was crying |
| Mario | I just want to.... KILL YOU! |
| [Mario begins chasing Luigi] | |
| Luigi | AHHHHHHHHHH! |
| [Luigi hits Mario with a shell] | |
| Luigi | Haha eat this Mario! |
| Mario | Oh no! |
| [Luigi zaps Mario with lightning, Mario is back outside the castle with low health] | |
| Mario | I can't beat Luigi alone I need help |
| Mario | Hmm I need to someone as my bodyguard |
| [Mario enters Bowser's Lair] | |
| Mario | Bowser I need you as a bodyguard! |
| Bowser | Sorry I'm already working for Luigi |
| Mario | Oh... Dammit! |
| Bowser | Aaaannnnd he said I got to destroy you |
| Mario | Ok lets fight!... AHHHHHH!!!!!! |
| [Mario and Bowser run at each other but stop when they hear music] | |
| Mario | Hey whats that noise? |
| [Bowser looks to find the source] | |
| Mario | Oh wait thats my phone |
| Mario | Can you let me take this call? |
| [Mario answers the phone] | |
| Mario | Hi mum! |
| Mario | Uhh I'm kind of in the middle of a blooper |
| Mario | I keep telling you! The size 60 overalls don't fit me! I need size 100 overalls! |
| Mario | No I'm not fighting Bowser |
| Mario | See you!.... You old lady |
| Mario | Hehe mothers these days... Sorry about that she has... problems |
| Bowser | ... You know what I don't feel like fighting anymore |
| Mario | Yahoo free life! |
| [Mario and Luigi confront each other at Bob-omb Battlefield] | |
| Luigi | Have you given up yet? |
| Mario | No! |
| Luigi | Well you stay on your side of the battlefield |
| Mario | Fine this is war! |
| Mario | Haha lets see if Luigi can beat this! |
| [Mario spawns a bunch of cannons] | |
| Mario | Fire fire! |
| Mario | Beat this Luigi! |
| [Luigi spawns Whomps, Piranha Plants and fire for his side] | |
| Luigi | I already did |
| Mario | Then there is only one thing to do.... FIGHT! |
| Mario | ATTACK!!!!!!!!!! YAHHHH! (THIS IS SPARTA!) |
| Luigi | GET EM BOYS!!! (FOR NARNIA AND FOR-) |
| [Scene cuts to Wario sleeping and being awoken by the battling] | |
| Wario | Dammit I can't sleep with this fued going on! |
| Wario | Why did I break up the brothers |
| [Mario defeats a group of Goombas] | |
| Mario | Haha take that Luigi's troops!!!!! |
| [Luigi defeats a Bob-omb, Mario defeats King Bob-omb, Luigi defeats Koopa the Quick , Mario and Luigi begin fighting each other with swords] | |
| Screen Text | One world war later... |
| [Mario and Luigi stand on top of the summit] | |
| Luigi | Haha I killed all of Mario's troops... Even my own... |
| Mario | You didn't get me |
| Luigi | Mario! I guess its time to end this war by a battle |
| Mario | And I know just the place to battle |
| Mario | You say it narrator! |
| Narrator | SMASH BROTHERS!!!!!!!!!! |
| Mario | Ok... Thats enough.... |
| Luigi | Naahhh I can't be bothered going to another game |
| Mario | Awww... Fine |
| Luigi | And... I can't be bothered fighting so we'll just take turns attacking |
| Mario | Oohh you never pick the fun stuff |
| Luigi | Ok you go first... Like its going to effect me anyway |
| Mario | Ok I summon.............. |
| Mario | THIS WEIRD CREEPY GUY... who's related to Hitler! |
| [Mario summons Batman onto the screen] | |
| Batman | (weird gibberish) |
| Luigi | MY EYES THEY BURN! |
| Mario | You can never beat me! |
| Luigi | Not if I can help it... |
| [Luigi turns to face away from Mario] | |
| Mario | Luigi? What are you doing? |
| Mario | Having another mental breakdown? |
| [Luigi turns back to face Mario] | |
| Mario | What? |
| Luigi | FALCON PUNCH! |
| [Luigi launches Mario off the summit to the castle] | |
| Mario | AHHHHHHHHH!... Yes landed safely! |
| [Mario lands on the castle roof but slides off] | |
| Mario | No! No! Don't go down there! |
| [Mario lands on the ground] | |
| Mario | Ow... Well at least I'm alive |
| Luigi | Thats what you get for erasing my file! |
| Mario | But I didn't erase your file |
| Luigi | Oh yeah? Prove it! |
| Mario | How could I have erased your file when I was with you eating the fried mushrooms |
| Luigi | Well then..... Good point |
| Luigi | If you didn't do it who did? |
| Wario | IT WAS ME!!!!!!!!!!! |
| Mario | Go away Wario we're trying to break a case |
| Wario | But I- |
| Luigi | It was you Wario? But why did you do it? |
| Wario | Well I erased your file to shut you and Mario up so everything can be quiet |
| Wario | But I can see now that its even worse when your apart |
| Mario | Boring! |
| Wario | Please don't kill me! I'll do anything you want! |
| Mario | Anything? |
| Wario | Yes anything! |
| Mario | Anything? |
| Wario | Anything |
| Mario | ANNNNNNNNNNNNYYTYYYYYYYYHING???? |
| Mario | Lets make him dance naked in the public! |
| Luigi | Uhhhh... I got a better idea |
| [Scene cuts to outside the castle's game room] | |
| Wario | Curse these giant hands and this tiny controller!!!!! |
| Luigi | Thats going to keep him occupied for a while |
| [Luigi exits the room] | |
| Mario | What did you do with him? |
| Luigi | I made him redo the whole game and he can't leave |
| Mario | Nice! You could've made him do it naked |
| Luigi | Well Mario I guess this a good ending... |
| Luigi | And the best part Wario isn't here to spoil it for us |
| Wario | Ahh screw this I'll just use a GameShark |
| Mario | Mamaf***er! |
| End of transcript |