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Super Mario 64 Bloopers: Crystal Funhouse is the fourteenth episode of Season 2 and the sixty-third overall to be uploaded by SMG4.

This episode was aired on December 3, 2011.

Synopsis

When SMG4 and the others find a mysterious crystal, they all touch it but instead of hugging it and getting super powers something else happens.

Plot

The blooper starts at the top of a hole dug by SMG4, Xboxfan997, MejiaCantilloGustavo, FightingMario54321, EpicYoshi, and Ruffman8890 outside the castle. The scene cuts to the Cavern of the Metal Cap, where the group is searching for gold. X is unsure if they'll find success, seeing as how FM mentions that the group has only found rocks in two hours of searching. RM asks what would happen if someone were to discover what they were doing, with SMG4 stating that Mario and Luigi are guarding the entrance (although they are actually playing Star Wars, with Mario role-playing as Darth Vader and Luigi as Luke Skywalker).

Metal Mario suddenly appears and finds SMG4 and the gang in the cave referred to as his "apartment". He starts pestering the group about his rock collection. SMG4 then sends him away by throwing one of his rocks into the water, causing Metal Mario to desperately chase after it. Following this encounter, X asks if the gang is done yet, but SMG4 says he can't finish because the banana he is apparently using won't dig into the wall. RM then goes to SMG4 and tries to open the entrance by saying "OPEN SESAME!"(obviously not working). MCG then tries to dig with his pickaxe, but he accidentally made it go off his hand, hitting Metal Mario on the head. FM then finds a button written "press and I cut you! >:(" and presses it, making an entrance appear. Epic Yoshi goes to see what's in the entrance, and sees a picture of a really ugly woman, claiming to be Bowser's mom.

The gang then goes in the cave seeking for treasure. X sees something (which turns out to be a Toad), and MCG claims it's a hobo. FM claims he got a bad feeling about this, but SMG4 then says there's nothing there, and walks until he falls in a pit. The rest of the gang then jumps on it as well. SMG4 questions why he's still falling, and X answers that he thinks they fell into a bottomless pit. FM is worried about when they are going to land as SMG4 then notices the light, and the gang falls above each other, except for X (and probably RM, since he fell breakdancing). The gang then see ancient writings and a large mysterious crystal. However, FM warns that they don't know what the stone might do, while SMG4 uses an old man to see what the stone can do. The old man then has his colors reversed and falls on the floor, with SMG4 claiming it's safe. He then tries to munch the stone and claims it does not taste like marshmallows. RM then tells to everyone to touch the stone. X notices that the stone is glowing. The stone then glows a pink circle and glitches out the ambient, panicking the gang.

Meanwhile, Luigi asks if he and Mario should check the gang because they haven't returned yet. Mario refuses, though, and wants to continue to play Star Wars. Luigi tries to correct Mario when he said black guy instead of Darth Vader but ends up getting a lightsaber on his belly.

SMG4 then wakes up in another black place and finds X. The rest of the gang are shown playing poker, while SMG4 tells them to stop to find a way to exit that place. Then, the lights turn on, revealing the other dark, black place to be the Castle Grounds. SMG4 notices a black guy atop the castle roof. The guy then jumps in the ground and is revealed to be SMG3. He tells the gang that he wanted revenge for what happened in the last video and reveals that the crystal is the The Nightmare Stone and that he used the Nightmare Stone to trick them into getting trapped in a nightmare controlled by him. X then tries to attack SMG3, but he makes the place go distorted and fly into a wormhole tunnel (a reference to Doctor Who).

SMG4 then notices they are in another black room, and a series of random happenings start: RM sees a trio of Luigis dancing, SMG4 and X watch a video with Mario using a bikini (from Brother Love), FM sees the Crazy Toilet Dude and is hit by his toilet, MCG is chased by The Haunted Carpenter, SMG4 and X are surrounded by Toad zombies, Bot appears with an army of Gay Luigis, EpicYoshi is chased by Santa Claus on a bike and RM can't win a Ping Pong game with Gourmet Guy (while EpicYoshi is chased by Ronald McDonald on the BG). SMG3 says he's not crazy, and it's not like he steals magic rocks and loses a twister for a living, and SMG4 says he's not getting away with this and is telling his mum. SMG3, hearing this, then teleports the gang to the hallway of the forgotten door. Everyone is afraid of opening the door, but they choose FM to open. When he opens the door, red, angry eyes appear.

Meanwhile, Mario and Luigi are playing Star Wars. Mario tries to throw his lightsaber at Luigi, but it hits Toad's afro head (revealed to be fake). Later, some green andblue dudes appear, and Mario tries to hit the green one with his lightsaber, but it's reflected right back at Mario (although he dodged). They then go all the way back to the Nightmare Stone.

Back to SMG4 and the gang, they wonder what's in the door. The red eyes disappear, and a little girl appears. FM asks her name, and she yells "YOUR MOM!". She then glitches out and jumps, revealing to be the carpenter who was trapped in the door. Just as he was about to kill the gang, ADD and GD appears, and fight the carpenter. The gang then goes to search for SMG3. Then, Luigi and Mario are shown playing Star Wars. Luigi Gaywalker is about to let Mario Vader fall, and Mario says to get some Tic Tacs, and that he is his mother and he is gay. Back to the gang, they are searching SMG3 (who is shown kissing a Justin Bieber picture). SMG3 then sends his Robot Clones to destroy the gang. X then asks "how much chuck would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood", and the robots answer 10, but X says that it's 2 because his arm was broken, making the robots malfunction, allowing a path for the gang to get SMG3. They then find SMG3 in the women's bathroom and beat him up. They then forced him to bring the gang back to the real world or he will swim with the Magikarps. SMG3 then teleports them out. SMG4 ultimately thanks ADD and GD. RM wonders what Mario and Luigi are doing. Mario admits defeat to Luigi and lets him be Darth Vader, but Luigi says he wants to be Gaywalker, and that Mario sucks at being Darth Vader. The video ends as Mario claims war with Luigi.

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Blooper Guide
Season 1
Overall Episodes 1 to 10 Episode 1: The Cake Is a Lie! · Episode 2: Dreams · Episode 3: Flashbacks · Episode 4: Time Freeze · Episode 5: Mario's Guide to Defeating Bowser · Episode 6: Blooper Problems · Episode 7: Just Like Any Other Day · Episode 8: Quest for a Console · Episode 9: Have you seen this Polygon? · Episode 10: A Painful Day in the Paper World
Overall Episodes 11 to 20 Episode 11: An Adventurous Drive · Episode 12: A Day Without Peach · Episode 13: Darkness Takes Over · Episode 14: Charming Peach · Episode 15: Luigi's Payback · Episode 16: Master of Fail Disguises · Episode 17: Mario Quits · Episode 18: A Random Day · Episode 19: Losing Your N64 · Episode 20: Bowser the Unhappy Fat Turtle
Overall Episodes 21 to 30 Episode 21: Enter X · Episode 22: The Land that Never Was · Episode 23: The Visitor (2011) · Episode 24: Account Loss · Episode 25: Restoring Normality · Episode 26: Mario at the Olympic Games · Episode 27: Brother Wars · Episode 28: Italian Kidnapping · Episode 29: Time Travel Tells · Episode 30: The Blooper Competition
Overall Episodes 31 to 40 Episode 31: 4 Clones 1 Italian · Episode 32: Crime Time · Episode 33: Scatman's Revenge · Episode 34: The Forgotten Door · Episode 35: Bloopception · Episode 36: Mission For Peach · Episode 37: Castle Jumping = Time Tavelling = Zombies · Episode 38: HALL 9000 · Episode 39: Hide and Seek · Episode 40: The Mystery of the Chest
Overall Episodes 41 to 49 Episode 41: WEEGEE Disease · Episode 42: Race for Golden Overalls · Episode 43: Luigi and the Haunted Castle · Episode 44: Brother Battles · Episode 45: The Lost Gems Part 1 · Episode 46: Toad Gold · Episode 47: The Lost Gems Part 2 · Episode 48: Super Hello Kitty Rollercoaster Tea Party 2!!! · Episode 49: The Lost Gems Part 3
Season 2
Overall Episodes 50 to 59 Episode 1: P-O-I-S-O-N-E-D Computer · Episode 2: How Mario Was Born · Episode 3: Brother Love · Episode 4: Halloween Special 2011 · Episode 5: Mario Takes The Idiot Test · Episode 6: War of the Fat Italians 2011 · Episode 7: SMG4 VS SMG3 · Episode 8: Operation G.A.Y · Episode 9: The SwitcherooOveralls · Episode 10: Mini Italians
Overall Episodes 60 to 69 Episode 11: Awkward Weddings · Episode 12: The Crazy Fighters · Episode 13: 99% Idiot · Episode 14: Crystal Funhouse · Episode 15: Hunt for the Hero's Clothes · Episode 16: Christmas Special 2011 · Episode 17: Bowser and the Nightmare Stone · Episode 18: Rich Glitch · Episode 19: Orbical Adventures · Episode 20: Wallets and Dinosaurs
Overall Episodes 70 to 79 Episode 21: Desert Head · Episode 22: The Babysitters · Episode 23: Breaking Walls · Episode 24: The Mushroom Mafia · Episode 25: Mii Channel Teleport · Episode 26: Clone o' Mario · Episode 27: Thugger Hugger · Episode 28: The SMG4 Weight Losers · Episode 29: Peachosal Love · Episode 30: A Murder Without Peach
Overall Episodes 80 to 89 Episode 31: Party Rock Prisoners · Episode 32: The Warrior and the Hobo · Episode 33: SMG3's Plan to Destroy SMG4 Cause He Felt Like It · Episode 34: World of Craftmine · Episode 35: Mario's Guide to Defeating Bowser 2.0 · Episode 36: The Lie That Was The Cake That Is a Lie · Episode 37: ṩṩἔᾗмὄḋᾗᾄʀ · Episode 38: 0% of Spaghetti · Episode 39: Herobrine · Episode 40: ੮Һ૯ ૯Ն૯౮ค੮૦Ր
Overall Episodes 90 to 99 Episode 41: Join The Evil Side · Episode 42: SMG4 Joins The YTR · Episode 43: The Imposter · Episode 44: Starman3 Gets 5000 Subs! · Episode 45: Chinese Elves and Gay Cashiers · Episode 46: The Nether · Episode 47: tђє ๓๏ภรtєг · Episode 48: My Best Friend Slenderman · Episode 49: тнє ριик ρяσвℓєм · Episode 50: Befriend the End
Season 3
Overall Episodes 100 to 109 Episode 1: §§ënmØÐnÅr 2 · Episode 2: War of the Fat Italians 2012 · Episode 3: Halloween Special 2012 · Episode 4: Plumber Academy for Idiots · Episode 5: Smart(ass) Mario · Episode 6: Sup' Bro? · Episode 7: The Adventures of Mario and Luigi Episode 1 · Episode 8: President Toad Washington · Episode 9: Christmas Thing 2012 · Episode 10: The Adventures of Mario and Luigi Episode 2
Overall Episodes 110 to 119 Episode 11: S.M.G. Club · Episode 12: 99.5% Crazy · Episode 13: §§ënmØÐnÅr 3 · Episode 14: The Adventures of Mario and Luigi Episode 3 · Episode 15: A Lost Luigi · Episode 16: Two Evil Friends · Episode 17: Like a Bowser · Episode 18: A SM64 Fairytale Episode 1 · Episode 19: How to Make Spaghetti · Episode 20: Taken (Like An Idiot)
Overall Episodes 120 to 129 Episode 21: A SM64 Fairytale Episode 2 · Episode 22: The Swap · Episode 23: ÐД gℓђ · Episode 24: ṩṩἔᾗмὄḋᾗᾄʀ 4 · Episode 25: The Welcome Invitation · Episode 26: Long Jump · Episode 27: A SM64 Fairytale Episode 3 · Episode 28: Tale of a Bob-omb · Episode 29: The Mystery of the Missing White and Blue · Episode 30: Castle Creepers
Overall Episodes 130 to 139 Episode 31: A SM64 Fairytale Finale · Episode 32: Hotel Mario · Episode 33: Mario Swag · Episode 34: Spaghetti Law · Episode 35: YouTube Mario? · Episode 36: 101 Ways for Mario to Die (The Right Way!) · Episode 37: A Trip to Teletubbie Land · Episode 38: Mario Goes Shopping · Episode 39: Bob-omache · Episode 40: Free Lunch for Mario
Overall Episodes 140 to 149 Episode 41: The (TOTALLY ACCURATE) Documentary of Mario · Episode 42: Super Mario 64: The Movie Trailer · Episode 43: Wario's Treasure Hunting Time · Episode 44: ṩṩἔᾗмὄḋᾗᾄʀ 5 (WAT O_O edition) · Episode 45: Super Happy Magical Fun Fun Island · Episode 46: Mineswap · Episode 47: Idiot Karts 101 · Episode 48: War of the Fat Italians 2013 · Episode 49: Birthday Freakout · Episode 50: Luigi's Retarded Mansion
Overall Episodes 150 to 157 Episode 51: The Mario Parable · Episode 52: Mushroom Wars: That Space Series? Part 1: The Saga Begins · Episode 53: The 1337 P0lice · Episode 54: Mushroom Wars: That Space Series? Part 2: The Calm Before the Battle · Episode 55: A Fungus Among Us · Episode 56: Mushroom Wars: That Space Series? Part 3: The Down of the Weegeestar · Episode 57: The 12 Idiots of Christmas · Episode 58: ṩṩἔᾗмὄḋᾗᾄʀ 6 (New Year's Edition)
Season 4
Overall Episodes 158 to 167 Episode 1 · Episode 2 · Episode 3 · Episode 4 · Episode 5 · Episode 6 · Episode 7 · Episode 8 · Episode 9 · Episode 10
Overall Episodes 168 to 177 Episode 11 · Episode 12 · Episode 13 · Episode 14 · Episode 15 · Episode 16 · Episode 17 · Episode 18 · Episode 19 · Episode 20
Overall Episodes 178 to 187 Episode 21 · Episode 22 · Episode 23 · Episode 24 · Episode 25 · Episode 26 · Episode 27 · Episode 28 · Episode 29 · Episode 30
Overall Episodes 188 to 197 Episode 31 · Episode 32 · Episode 33 · Episode 34 · Episode 35 · Episode 36 · Episode 37 · Episode 38 · Episode 39 · Episode 40
Overall Episodes 198 to 207 Episode 41 · Episode 42 · Episode 43 · Episode 44 · Episode 45 · Episode 46 · Episode 47 · Episode 48 · Episode 49 · Episode 50
Overall Episode 208 Episode 51
Season 5
Overall Episodes 209 to 218 Episode 1 · Episode 2 · Episode 3 · Episode 4 · Episode 5 · Episode 6 · Episode 7 · Episode 8 · Episode 9 · Episode 10
Overall Episodes 219 to 228 Episode 11 · Episode 12 · Episode 13 · Episode 14 · Episode 15 · Episode 16 · Episode 17 · Episode 18 · Episode 19 · Episode 20
Overall Episodes 229 to 238 Episode 21 · Episode 22 · Episode 23 · Episode 24 · Episode 25 · Episode 26 · Episode 27 · Episode 28 · Episode 29 · Episode 30
Overall Episodes 239 to 248 Episode 31 · Episode 32 · Episode 33 · Episode 34 · Episode 35 · Episode 36 · Episode 37 · Episode 38 · Episode 39 · Episode 40
Overall Episode 249 Episode 41
Season 6
Overall Episodes 250 to 259 Episode 1 · Episode 2 · Episode 3 · Episode 4 · Episode 5 · Episode 6 · Episode 7 · Episode 8 · Episode 9 · Episode 10
Overall Episodes 260 to 269 Episode 11 · Episode 12 · Episode 13 · Episode 14 · Episode 15 · Episode 16 · Episode 17 · Episode 18 · Episode 19 · Episode 20
Overall Episodes 270 to 279 Episode 21 · Episode 22 · Episode 23 · Episode 24 · Episode 25 · Episode 26 · Episode 27 · Episode 28 · Episode 29 · Episode 30
Overall Episodes 280 to 289 Episode 31 · Episode 32 · Episode 33 · Episode 34 · Episode 35 · Episode 36 · Episode 37 · Episode 38 · Episode 39 · Episode 40
Overall Episodes 290 to 292 Episode 41 · Episode 42 · Episode 43
Season 7
Overall Episodes 293 to 302 Episode 1 · Episode 2 · Episode 3 · Episode 4 · Episode 5 · Episode 6 · Episode 7 · Episode 8 · Episode 9 · Episode 10
Overall Episodes 303 to 312 Episode 11 · Episode 12 · Episode 13 · Episode 14 · Episode 15 · Episode 16 · Episode 17 · Episode 18 · Episode 19 · Episode 20
Overall Episodes 313 to 322 Episode 21 · Episode 22 · Episode 23 · Episode 24 · Episode 25 · Episode 26 · Episode 27 · Episode 28 · Episode 29 · Episode 30
Overall Episodes 323 to 332 Episode 31 · Episode 32 · Episode 33 · Episode 34 · Episode 35 · Episode 36 · Episode 37 · Episode 38 · Episode 39 · Episode 40
Overall Episodes 333 to 342 Episode 41 · Episode 42 · Episode 43 · Episode 44 · Episode 45 · Episode 46 · Episode 47 · Episode 48 · Episode 49 · Episode 50
Overall Episodes 343 to 344 Episode 51 · Episode 52
Season 8
Overall Episodes 345 to 354 Episode 1 · Episode 2 · Episode 3 · Episode 4 · Episode 5 · Episode 6 · Episode 7 · Episode 8 · Episode 9 · Episode 10
Overall Episodes 355 to 364 Episode 11 · Episode 12 · Episode 13 · Episode 14 · Episode 15 · Episode 16 · Episode 17 · Episode 18 · Episode 19 · Episode 20
Overall Episodes 365 to 374 Episode 21 · Episode 22 · Episode 23 · Episode 24 · Episode 25 · Episode 26 · Episode 27 · Episode 28 · Episode 29 · Episode 30
Overall Episodes 375 to 384 Episode 31 · Episode 32 · Episode 33 · Episode 34 · Episode 35 · Episode 36 · Episode 37 · Episode 38 · Episode 39 · Episode 40
Overall Episodes 385 to 394 Episode 41 · Episode 42 · Episode 43 · Episode 44 · Episode 45 · Episode 46 · Episode 47 · Episode 48 · Episode 49 · Episode 50
Overall Episodes 395 to 396 Episode 51 · Episode 52
Season 9
Overall Episodes 397 to 406 Episode 1 · Episode 2 · Episode 3 · Episode 4 · Episode 5 · Episode 6 · Episode 7 · Episode 8 · Episode 9 · Episode 10
Overall Episodes 407 to 416 Episode 11 · Episode 12 · Episode 13 · Episode 14 · Episode 15 · Episode 16 · Episode 17 · Episode 18 · Episode 19 · Episode 20
Overall Episodes 417 to 426 Episode 21 · Episode 22 · Episode 23 · Episode 24 · Episode 25 · Episode 26 · Episode 27 · Episode 28 · Episode 29 · Episode 30
Overall Episodes 427 to 436 Episode 31 · Episode 32 · Episode 33 · Episode 34 · Episode 35 · Episode 36 · Episode 37 · Episode 38 · Episode 39 · Episode 40
Overall Episodes 437 to 444 Episode 41 · Episode 42 · Episode 43 · Episode 44 · Episode 45 · Episode 46 · Episode 47 · Episode 48
Season 10
Overall Episodes 445 to 454 Episode 1 · Episode 2 · Episode 3 · Episode 4 · Episode 5 · Episode 6 · Episode 7 · Episode 8 · Episode 9 · Episode 10
Overall Episodes 455 to 464 Episode 11 · SMG4 Season 10 Episode 12 · SMG4 Season 10 Episode 13 · SMG4 Season 10 Episode 14 · SMG4 Season 10 Episode 15 · SMG4 Season 10 Episode 16 · SMG4 Season 10 Episode 17 · SMG4 Season 10 Episode 18 · SMG4 Season 10 Episode 19 · SMG4 Season 10 Episode 20
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