Super Mario 64 Bloopers: Desert Head/Transcript

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Mario: its so hot........

Mario: i think my girl boobs are sweating....

Mario: i still can't believe toad tricked me to coming here...

Toad: hey mario!!!

Mario: Yeah?

Toad: there's sphagetti in the desert!

Mario: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!

Mario: that afro bastard

Mario: NOW i'M LOST IN MIDDLE OF THE DESERT!

Mario: hey! shut up! I'm trying to concentrate!!

Mario: wait! stop!

Mario: this place looks like a great place to spend the night

Mario: well now i should....oh wait...I ate all of our supplys

Mario: .....and luigi....

Mario: so what do you think I should do?

(Camel is upside down)

Mario: yeah good idea I should stop eating

Mario: ok so wo only have 1 bottle of water left...so wo must use it wisely

(Camel beat up Mario)

Mario: OK! FINE! NO ONE GETS IT!!!!

Mario: >:P rapeist

Mario: damn! its so hot!!!

Mario: hehe you wish you had this hat!! stupid camel!

(Camel using gun to shoot mario)

Mario: .....I hate you

(Mario puts hat on camel's head)

Mario: YOU'RE NOT EVEN WEARING IT RIGHT!!!

(At Night)

Mario: yahoo! its night time! which means no sun!!

Mario: ...awww look at the camel...

(Mario puts old man and mustache on camel)

Mario: hehe