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This page is the transcript for Super Mario 64 Bloopers: Enter X

Transcript[]

[Mario is shown in Bowser's Lair]
Mario Ok I'm going to go kill Bowser
Mario And nothing is going to distract me
[The cursor appears on the screen and distracts Mario]
Mario Hey look its the white pointy thing I see all the time
[Mario chases after the cursor]
Mario Cmere white arrow!
Mario Man your as fast as a mouse!
Mario I'm getting dizzy
Mario So you teasing me now?
[Scene shifts to show a mysterious man watching Mario from above him]
??? So this is Mario
[Scene cuts to the SM64 title screen with "bloopers" below it]
Mario It's-a me, Mario!
[Scene cuts to Mario exiting Bowser's Lair to the castle]
Mario Stupid white arrow
Mario All I wanted to do was to eat him
Mario Hi Toad
Toad Oh no not Mario
??? (cough)
Mario Whats that noise?
[Mario sees the mysterious man enter a room in the castle]
Mario What the hell was that?
Mario Hey Toad do you ever get the feeling that you are being watched?
Toad Yeah when I'm in the men's locker room
Mario Well I'm going outside
[Mario exits the castle]
Mario I could have sworn that I saw a man
Mario Or it could be the drugs
Mario Ok now to do my daily 100 sit ups... Stupid fitness
[Mario begins exercising]
Mario 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 80, 90
[The mysterious man watches from the castle roof]
??? The time has come hehehe
Mario I can here you God!
??? Good bye Mario
[The man dives off the roof at Mario but misses]
??? D'oh!!! Mamaf***er!
Screen Text Take 2
[The man dives off the roof again]
Mario Who is that?
??? Ack! I think I swallowed a fly!
[Scene cuts to the castle main room]
Mario [outside] (Mamma mia!) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Toad! HELLLP!
Toad What a drama fatty
Toad Great did Mario see another spider again?
[Scene cuts back to the castle exterior]
??? Yes! My plan worked!
??? I have stolen Mario's body!
[The man (in Mario's body) stands up, showing his black eyes]
??? Now I can take over the world!
??? But first we celebrate!
[The man dances to "What is Love"]
??? Ok now to kill!
[Scene cuts to an unknown location]
Mario AHHHHHHHHH!
Mario Ow... Where am I?
Mario Hmm first I was doing something then I'm here
[Mario turns and sees a glitch-textured castle]
Mario Wow this place doesn' look like the same castle
??? Hey!
Mario Who said that?
??? It's me! Don't you remember I punched you and jumped into your brain
Mario Oh yeah... Could you have used less gayer moves next time
Mario What's your name?
X I can't tell you my real name but you can call me X
X Mario I stole your body and now I control it! You are in your brain
X The place where you are is just your memory except for worse texture
Mario Stop speaking nerd X!
X And one more thing, you can't escape muhahahahahahaha
Mario Now your becoming like Bowser
[Mario enters the glitchy castle]
Mario Is this really my brain?
Mario I thought my brain was more empty
Mario This place looks more like a computer
Mario I hope Toad is still the same
Mario Toad?... Hows it going?
Toad What do you want fatty?
Mario O thank god he still acts the way he does
Mario Well I guess I'm stuck here for eternity..
Mario Might as well go explore
[Mario begins swimming in glitchy Wet-Dry World]
Mario WOW! Thats awsome
Lakitu What?
Mario I have armpit hair I thought I didn't have puberty yet
[Mario travels to glitchy Jolly Roger Bay]
Mario Wow... Thats weird
Mario I never new the walls had holes in them
Mario And you can see the cavern from up here
[Mario travels back to the glitchy castle]
Mario WOW! THAT IS SOOO AMAZING!!!!
Mario I never new this was a wall what a brain I think in
Screen Text Meanwhile X was having a killing montage
[Scene cuts to X in the castle main room]
X No I'm not!
X Not untill I push this button!
[X pushes the button, then throws a Bob-omb at the Chain Chomp, killing both]
X Haha!
[X throws the King Bob-omb, ground pounds the Whomp King, drops a penguin over the edge, throws Bowser into a mine, tackles a Boo, crushes MIPS, knocks the Big Bully into the lava, punches Eyerok, ground pounds Dorrie, and stomps on a Skeeter and a Spindrift, then goes back to the castle]
X Hmm seems there is nothing else to kill
[X turns to face Lakitu]
X Wait... aha
Lakitu X don't do it!
[X punches Lakitu, then goes to the battlefield summit]
X No one can stop me now!
X Not even-
[Scene cuts back to Mario's brain]
Mario Luigi? I thought it was Mario
Lakitu Sorry but he was the star of Luigi's Mansion
Mario Well I'm bored now...
Mario Might as well stop X now since he had all the fun in this blooper
[Scene cuts to the castle exterior]
X Yeah I did!
[Scene cuts back to Mario's brain]
Mario X controls my body so he must be somewhere in my body where the controls are
[Mario enters the second level of the castle]
Mario Ok if I was controls with a black guy where would I be?...
[Mario goes to glitchy Tiny-Huge Island and looks in a pipe]
Mario X are you in here?
[Mario enters the pipe and exits in a larger area]
Mario Nope just smaller thoughts
[Mario goes to an unglitchy Bowser's Lair and looks inside Bowser]
Mario Mabe its under here
Mario Nope... Bowser did you fart?
Bowser Uhh maybe
[Mario gets eaten deliberately by a Bubba at glitchy Tiny-Huge Island]
Mario Nope not in here
[Mario enters glitchy Tick Tock Clock]
Mario This must be the control room
Mario And X must be at the top
[Mario moon jumps to the top of the clock and confronts X]
X Mario!? How did you know I was here?
Mario A sign saying Control Room was above the clock
X You can't stop me anyway you would need a special key to the abort button
X And not the key that is always with Bowser
X Just don't go when Bowser is sleeping
Mario Thanks for the advice
[Mario leaves and enters Bowser's Lair while he is sleeping]
Mario There's the key
[The key is shown in all its glory] (HALLELUJAH)
Bowser ZZZZZZZZZ...
Mario What was that?
Bowser zzzzzz... I want the pony....
Bowser SM64 suckszzzzzzz...
Mario Need to go slowly...
Mario Careful
[Mario sneaks toward the key]
Bowser STOP I SEE YOU!
Mario Oh no I'm caught
Bowser I see you Mariozzzzzz
Mario Phew he's just dreaming
[Mario continues approaching the key]
Mario Almost there steady... steady
Mario Uh-oh I think I'm going to ACHOOOO!
Bowser ....who? Whos there
Mario Oh no
[Bowser wakes up]
Bowser Mario?! What are you doing here?
Bowser Gasp the key!
[Mario grabs the key]
Mario Too late haha!
Bowser Oh dear X is going to give me a wedgie now even though I don't have pants
[Mario goes back to the glitchy castle]
Mario Now I need to find out where this key goes...
Mario Hmmm...
[Mario goes back to the Control Room]
X What do you want Mario? I'm kind of busy killing
Mario Do you know where the door for the key is?
X It's in Bowser's secret lair
Mario Thanks... sucker
X Wait a minute
[Mario leaves before X can catch him]
X Guards! Guard the door to the abort button!!!
[Mario enters a Mario Party minigame with the key]
Mario Ok here we go!
[The minigame starts]
Wario Pass it to me
Mario Your too fat
Peach Cmon Mario! Teamwork!
Mario I'll jump on your head
Luigi Oh we are hopeless
Mario Catch anyone!
[Mario throws the key and it is caught by one of the Koopa guards]
Mario You got to be kidding!
[The minigame starts again]
Screen Text Take 2
[Mario drops the key, which is picked up by Luigi]
Mario Its mine!!!
[The key continues getting passed between people]
Mario Cmon almost there
[Mario gets the key and puts it in the lock]
Mario YES!
[The door opens, scene cuts to the Control Room]
X zzz... Mmm dark sphagetti
[The ground begins rumbling and sirens go off, waking X up]
X What the? Oh no he pushed the button!!!!
Controls Abort abort controls automatic shutdown activate.. Have a nice day
X My plans ruined noooo!
[Scene cuts to the castle exterior]
Mario Oooooh I don't feel good
Mario I think I'm going to.....
Mario BLLLLLLLLAAAAARRAGGGGGGG
[Mario regurgitates X]
X Ewwww I came out of a man's mouth
X Ewww eww ewww
X I'm going to need to take a shower for the 100th time
Mario You!!!! You are busted!
X Nooooo please
Mario Too late
[Mario punches X, scene cuts to black]
Screen Text So whatever happened to X after that?
Screen Text Some might say he's dead but no he was locked up in jail for a looooong time
[Scene cuts to X trapped in the battlefield jail]
X You haven't seen the last of me no seriously
X Hey Bob-omb let me out!
[The Bob-omb ignores him and walks away]
X Viewers please let me out pleeeaaasee
X Wait where you going don't leave me here!!!!!
[Scene cuts to black again]
Screen Text THE END
Screen Text OR IS IT?
End of transcript
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