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This page is the transcript for Super Mario 64 Bloopers: Enter X
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[Mario is shown in Bowser's Lair] | |
Mario | Ok I'm going to go kill Bowser |
Mario | And nothing is going to distract me |
[The cursor appears on the screen and distracts Mario] | |
Mario | Hey look its the white pointy thing I see all the time |
[Mario chases after the cursor] | |
Mario | Cmere white arrow! |
Mario | Man your as fast as a mouse! |
Mario | I'm getting dizzy |
Mario | So you teasing me now? |
[Scene shifts to show a mysterious man watching Mario from above him] | |
??? | So this is Mario |
[Scene cuts to the SM64 title screen with "bloopers" below it] | |
Mario | It's-a me, Mario! |
[Scene cuts to Mario exiting Bowser's Lair to the castle] | |
Mario | Stupid white arrow |
Mario | All I wanted to do was to eat him |
Mario | Hi Toad |
Toad | Oh no not Mario |
??? | (cough) |
Mario | Whats that noise? |
[Mario sees the mysterious man enter a room in the castle] | |
Mario | What the hell was that? |
Mario | Hey Toad do you ever get the feeling that you are being watched? |
Toad | Yeah when I'm in the men's locker room |
Mario | Well I'm going outside |
[Mario exits the castle] | |
Mario | I could have sworn that I saw a man |
Mario | Or it could be the drugs |
Mario | Ok now to do my daily 100 sit ups... Stupid fitness |
[Mario begins exercising] | |
Mario | 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 80, 90 |
[The mysterious man watches from the castle roof] | |
??? | The time has come hehehe |
Mario | I can here you God! |
??? | Good bye Mario |
[The man dives off the roof at Mario but misses] | |
??? | D'oh!!! Mamaf***er! |
Screen Text | Take 2 |
[The man dives off the roof again] | |
Mario | Who is that? |
??? | Ack! I think I swallowed a fly! |
[Scene cuts to the castle main room] | |
Mario | [outside] (Mamma mia!) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Toad! HELLLP! |
Toad | What a drama fatty |
Toad | Great did Mario see another spider again? |
[Scene cuts back to the castle exterior] | |
??? | Yes! My plan worked! |
??? | I have stolen Mario's body! |
[The man (in Mario's body) stands up, showing his black eyes] | |
??? | Now I can take over the world! |
??? | But first we celebrate! |
[The man dances to "What is Love"] | |
??? | Ok now to kill! |
[Scene cuts to an unknown location] | |
Mario | AHHHHHHHHH! |
Mario | Ow... Where am I? |
Mario | Hmm first I was doing something then I'm here |
[Mario turns and sees a glitch-textured castle] | |
Mario | Wow this place doesn' look like the same castle |
??? | Hey! |
Mario | Who said that? |
??? | It's me! Don't you remember I punched you and jumped into your brain |
Mario | Oh yeah... Could you have used less gayer moves next time |
Mario | What's your name? |
X | I can't tell you my real name but you can call me X |
X | Mario I stole your body and now I control it! You are in your brain |
X | The place where you are is just your memory except for worse texture |
Mario | Stop speaking nerd X! |
X | And one more thing, you can't escape muhahahahahahaha |
Mario | Now your becoming like Bowser |
[Mario enters the glitchy castle] | |
Mario | Is this really my brain? |
Mario | I thought my brain was more empty |
Mario | This place looks more like a computer |
Mario | I hope Toad is still the same |
Mario | Toad?... Hows it going? |
Toad | What do you want fatty? |
Mario | O thank god he still acts the way he does |
Mario | Well I guess I'm stuck here for eternity.. |
Mario | Might as well go explore |
[Mario begins swimming in glitchy Wet-Dry World] | |
Mario | WOW! Thats awsome |
Lakitu | What? |
Mario | I have armpit hair I thought I didn't have puberty yet |
[Mario travels to glitchy Jolly Roger Bay] | |
Mario | Wow... Thats weird |
Mario | I never new the walls had holes in them |
Mario | And you can see the cavern from up here |
[Mario travels back to the glitchy castle] | |
Mario | WOW! THAT IS SOOO AMAZING!!!! |
Mario | I never new this was a wall what a brain I think in |
Screen Text | Meanwhile X was having a killing montage |
[Scene cuts to X in the castle main room] | |
X | No I'm not! |
X | Not untill I push this button! |
[X pushes the button, then throws a Bob-omb at the Chain Chomp, killing both] | |
X | Haha! |
[X throws the King Bob-omb, ground pounds the Whomp King, drops a penguin over the edge, throws Bowser into a mine, tackles a Boo, crushes MIPS, knocks the Big Bully into the lava, punches Eyerok, ground pounds Dorrie, and stomps on a Skeeter and a Spindrift, then goes back to the castle] | |
X | Hmm seems there is nothing else to kill |
[X turns to face Lakitu] | |
X | Wait... aha |
Lakitu | X don't do it! |
[X punches Lakitu, then goes to the battlefield summit] | |
X | No one can stop me now! |
X | Not even- |
[Scene cuts back to Mario's brain] | |
Mario | Luigi? I thought it was Mario |
Lakitu | Sorry but he was the star of Luigi's Mansion |
Mario | Well I'm bored now... |
Mario | Might as well stop X now since he had all the fun in this blooper |
[Scene cuts to the castle exterior] | |
X | Yeah I did! |
[Scene cuts back to Mario's brain] | |
Mario | X controls my body so he must be somewhere in my body where the controls are |
[Mario enters the second level of the castle] | |
Mario | Ok if I was controls with a black guy where would I be?... |
[Mario goes to glitchy Tiny-Huge Island and looks in a pipe] | |
Mario | X are you in here? |
[Mario enters the pipe and exits in a larger area] | |
Mario | Nope just smaller thoughts |
[Mario goes to an unglitchy Bowser's Lair and looks inside Bowser] | |
Mario | Mabe its under here |
Mario | Nope... Bowser did you fart? |
Bowser | Uhh maybe |
[Mario gets eaten deliberately by a Bubba at glitchy Tiny-Huge Island] | |
Mario | Nope not in here |
[Mario enters glitchy Tick Tock Clock] | |
Mario | This must be the control room |
Mario | And X must be at the top |
[Mario moon jumps to the top of the clock and confronts X] | |
X | Mario!? How did you know I was here? |
Mario | A sign saying Control Room was above the clock |
X | You can't stop me anyway you would need a special key to the abort button |
X | And not the key that is always with Bowser |
X | Just don't go when Bowser is sleeping |
Mario | Thanks for the advice |
[Mario leaves and enters Bowser's Lair while he is sleeping] | |
Mario | There's the key |
[The key is shown in all its glory] (HALLELUJAH) | |
Bowser | ZZZZZZZZZ... |
Mario | What was that? |
Bowser | zzzzzz... I want the pony.... |
Bowser | SM64 suckszzzzzzz... |
Mario | Need to go slowly... |
Mario | Careful |
[Mario sneaks toward the key] | |
Bowser | STOP I SEE YOU! |
Mario | Oh no I'm caught |
Bowser | I see you Mariozzzzzz |
Mario | Phew he's just dreaming |
[Mario continues approaching the key] | |
Mario | Almost there steady... steady |
Mario | Uh-oh I think I'm going to ACHOOOO! |
Bowser | ....who? Whos there |
Mario | Oh no |
[Bowser wakes up] | |
Bowser | Mario?! What are you doing here? |
Bowser | Gasp the key! |
[Mario grabs the key] | |
Mario | Too late haha! |
Bowser | Oh dear X is going to give me a wedgie now even though I don't have pants |
[Mario goes back to the glitchy castle] | |
Mario | Now I need to find out where this key goes... |
Mario | Hmmm... |
[Mario goes back to the Control Room] | |
X | What do you want Mario? I'm kind of busy killing |
Mario | Do you know where the door for the key is? |
X | It's in Bowser's secret lair |
Mario | Thanks... sucker |
X | Wait a minute |
[Mario leaves before X can catch him] | |
X | Guards! Guard the door to the abort button!!! |
[Mario enters a Mario Party minigame with the key] | |
Mario | Ok here we go! |
[The minigame starts] | |
Wario | Pass it to me |
Mario | Your too fat |
Peach | Cmon Mario! Teamwork! |
Mario | I'll jump on your head |
Luigi | Oh we are hopeless |
Mario | Catch anyone! |
[Mario throws the key and it is caught by one of the Koopa guards] | |
Mario | You got to be kidding! |
[The minigame starts again] | |
Screen Text | Take 2 |
[Mario drops the key, which is picked up by Luigi] | |
Mario | Its mine!!! |
[The key continues getting passed between people] | |
Mario | Cmon almost there |
[Mario gets the key and puts it in the lock] | |
Mario | YES! |
[The door opens, scene cuts to the Control Room] | |
X | zzz... Mmm dark sphagetti |
[The ground begins rumbling and sirens go off, waking X up] | |
X | What the? Oh no he pushed the button!!!! |
Controls | Abort abort controls automatic shutdown activate.. Have a nice day |
X | My plans ruined noooo! |
[Scene cuts to the castle exterior] | |
Mario | Oooooh I don't feel good |
Mario | I think I'm going to..... |
Mario | BLLLLLLLLAAAAARRAGGGGGGG |
[Mario regurgitates X] | |
X | Ewwww I came out of a man's mouth |
X | Ewww eww ewww |
X | I'm going to need to take a shower for the 100th time |
Mario | You!!!! You are busted! |
X | Nooooo please |
Mario | Too late |
[Mario punches X, scene cuts to black] | |
Screen Text | So whatever happened to X after that? |
Screen Text | Some might say he's dead but no he was locked up in jail for a looooong time |
[Scene cuts to X trapped in the battlefield jail] | |
X | You haven't seen the last of me no seriously |
X | Hey Bob-omb let me out! |
[The Bob-omb ignores him and walks away] | |
X | Viewers please let me out pleeeaaasee |
X | Wait where you going don't leave me here!!!!! |
[Scene cuts to black again] | |
Screen Text | THE END |
Screen Text | OR IS IT? |
End of transcript |