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This is the transcript for Flashbacks.
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Mario: There's something about today which makes me have nostalgia.
Lakitu: Well, I remember the days when I was throwing Spinies at you.
[Mario runs to the castle]
Toad: What do you want, Mario?
Mario: Nothing, just thinking of taking a shower.
Toad: Please don't remind me of showers...
Mario: Why?... Oh, yeah. I remember.
[Flashback to Toad in Mario's house]
Toad: Hey Mario where are you? Give back the drugs you stole from me!
Toad: Hmmmm where can he be?
[Toad walks over to the bathroom]
Toad: Wait whats that?
[Toad hears Mario humming]
Toad: Mario is that you?
[Toad goes into the shower and sees Mario in the shower]
Toad: OMG! MY EYES!
[Toad runs into a cabinet and falls unconscious]
[Mario walks out of the shower]
Mario: what the?
[Mario sees toad]
Mario: Hey toad! Get up!
[Mario stomps on toad multiple times]
[Flashback ends, back to the castle]
Toad: Why did you remind me of that!
Mario: Sorry, still you looked so cut unconscious on the floor
Mario: See ya!
Toad: Well I'm going to go throw up
[Scene cuts to Mario talking to a Bob-omb Buddy on a platform in Dire Dire Docks]
Mario: Hey why do you always stand here?
Bob-omb Buddy: Well I hate the water and I don't want to go in it
Mario: How can you not like the water I once met a person who even spat out water...
[Flashback to Mario meeting F.L.U.D.D.]
F.L.U.D.D.: Wah?... Hey who are you?
F.L.U.D.D.: Hmmm... You look like a fat italian to me and your dad is japanese
F.L.U.D.D.: Ok let me analaysis you
[F.L.U.D.D. analyzes Mario]
F.L.U.D.D.: Name: Mario. Weight: 300 kilos. IQ: 1.
F.L.U.D.D.: I would hate to be you
F.L.U.D.D.: My name is FLUDD-a-fat-laggy-ugly-doo-dad
F.L.U.D.D.: What are you looking at? Tubby
[Flashback ends, back to Dire Dire Docks]
Mario: I killed that machine right after that conversation
Bob-omb Buddy: All I heard is a machine abusing you
Bob-omb Buddy: You suck at making flashbacks
Mario: Whatever
[Scene cuts to Mario talking to Yoshi on the castle roof]
Mario: Hi Yoshi
Mario: Yoshi you look all down
Yoshi: Thats right
Mario: Why?
Yoshi: BECAUSE YOU KEEP CHEATING AT MARIO KART!
Mario: ....ohhh yeahh.........
[Flashback to Mario throwing infinite red shells at Yoshi on Luigi’s Circuit]
Mario: hahahahahahahhhahah
Mario: Thumbs up for Gameshark!
Yoshi: I paid $2.99 for this?
[Flashback ends, back to the castle roof]
Mario: I know something even worse than that..
Mario: Remember when you got in trouble with Master Hand..............
[Flashback to Yoshi and Master Hand in the Mushroom Kingdom stage from Super Smash Bros.]
Master Hand : YOSHI!!!!
Yoshi: Oh this can’t be good
Master Hand: YOSHI did you hack my YouTube account?!
Yoshi: Kinda....
Master Hand: KINDA!!!!!!!!!!!! OH YOU ARE GONNA GET IT!!!!!
Yoshi: Gulp.....
Master Hand: Sucker punch!
[Master Hand punches Yoshi]
Yoshi: OUCH! My face rearranged
[Yoshi hits Master Hand]
Master Hand: You dare hit me!!!!!!!
[Master Hand hits Yoshi, killing him and the flashback ends, back to the castle roof]
Mario: Don’t worry remember when we were playing Banjo Kazooie
Mario: And we accidently found out the secret to....Stop&Swap
[The flashback transition effect appears, but the flashback gets interrupted before it can even begin]
Yoshi: What that never happened
Mario: Sorry just trying to help
Yoshi: [gives some 1-UPs to Mario] Well you can have these mushrooms
[Yoshi jumps off the castle roof, committing suicide]
Mario: WOW! Yoshi disappears when he jumps down there!?
Mario: Thats a flashback I’ll remember
[Scene cuts to Mario talking to Bowser in his lair]
Mario: Hi Bowser
Bowser: What I am trying to think of evil things
Mario: Your not the only evil villian...
Bowser: Really! Tell me all the bosses you know!
Mario: ALL OF THEM?!
Mario: Well there's that big blooper [Shows a picture of Gooper Blooper]
Mario: The giant mecha bowser [Shows a picture of Mecha Bowser]
Mario: King Boo (he looks diffrent than in luigi's mansion) [Shows a picture of King Boo]
Mario: Pete the pirhana [Shows a picture of Petey Piranha]
Mario: Your son [Shows a picture of Bowser Jr.]
Mario: Your son in gooey version [Shows a picture of Shadow Mario]
Mario: Mr.l [Shows a picture of Mr. L]
Mario: Rayman hes the worst [Shows a picture of Rayman]
Mario: Your demented children [Shows a picture of the Koopalings]
Mario: That mental dragon [Shows a picture of Fracktail]
Mario: You paper version [Shows a picture of Paper Bowser]
Mario: That boney pirate [Shows a picture of Cortez]
Mario: Luigi [Shows a picture of Luigi]
Mario: Then theres you [Shows a picture of Mario fighting Bowser]
[Flashback ends, back to Bowser's lair]
Mario: There are probably more but I must of forgotten
Bowser: [Breathes fire] NOW I'm mad!!!!! Because now I know there are other villians!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mario: Sorry Bowser [Runs and jumps off the edge]
[Scene cuts to Mario in a room in the castle]
Mario: What the?! What happen to the fish
[The fish are replaced with stars]
Mario: This seems fishy...
[Mario runs over to Toad]
Mario: Hey Toad do you know why stars are in the fish tank?
Toad: I wanted the stars to have space
Mario: Stars are gay! I once remeber when a star striked me!...........
[Flashback to Mario relaxing in front of the castle]
Mario: Bloopers...
Mario: [turns to the camera] Hi guys
[The Millennium Star crashes into the ground and knocks Mario away]
Mario: HOLY!!!!!!!!
[Flashback ends, back to the castle room]
Mario: Stars still haunt my dreams...
Toad: Thats was by far the best flashback
Mario: Whatever...
[Scene cuts to Mario back in the main castle room with Toad]
Mario: Hey Toad you like pranking?
Toad: I'm the master of pranks especially with you
Mario: But I remember a lady that pulled a prank to Peach .....
[Flashback to the castle main room]
Mario: I remeber a lady came to Peach...
[Two "ambassadors" arrive and approach Peach]
Mario: Then she wants to give Princess Peach a gift
[One of the "ambassadors" opens a box, releasing a cloud]
Mario: But the gift was fart
Mario: And all the toads we're like "oh noes we can't breathe"
[The other "ambassador" reveals her true form as Cackletta and summons lightning]
Mario: And then the lady did some magic tricks
[The Toads run away]
Mario: And the midget stole the fart back
[The first "ambassador" reveals his true form as Fawful and sucks up the cloud]
Mario: And Peach could't handle the smell so she fainted
[Peach faints, flashback ends, back to the main room]
Toad: Wait thats not what happend! That lady stole Peach's voice
Mario: Really?
Toad: Don't you remeber? I'll show you a picture of it
[Shows a picture of Mario and Luigi: Superstar Saga]
Mario: The red guy on the right looks fat I would hate to be him
Toad: OMG just forget it...
Toad: Mario you have a mark on your cheek why?
Mario: Well uhhh well just let the flashback tell you
Toad: What flashback?
Mario: Just look...
[Flashback to a cutscene in Super Smash Bros. Brawl]
Mario: This ancient guy planted a bomb
[Ancient Minister flies away as Mario looks at the bomb timer]
Mario: And I run to stop it when...
[Mario runs to the bomb, turns around, and sees a cannonball heading for him]
Mario: Slam! Right on my face
[Mario is knocked out of the arena, flashback ends, back to the main room]
Toad: HAHAHA it was funny because you got hurt
Mario: You know what I had enough of remebering and flashback I'm going...
[Mario leaves the castle]
[Scene cuts to Mario dancing and a THANKS FOR WATCHING message]
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