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YOUR HAND, MARIO! WHERE'S YOUR HAND?! |
” | —Toad |
Super Mario 64 Bloopers: Have you seen this Polygon? is the ninth episode to be uploaded on the SMG4 channel.
This episode was aired on June 24, 2011.
Synopsis
Mario somehow loses his left hand and he turns the kingdom upside down searching for it.
Plot
Where's Lefty?
Mario greets the viewers on the castle bridge while only his head is visible and offers they have a blooper with him, if something weird happens. He wonders to himself what Toad is currently doing and runs into the castle.
Mario greets Toad, giving him the nickname "Turd", and Toad asks if Mario is okay. Mario, oblivious to the disappearance of his left hand, turns around and responds that his butt hurts. Toad asks if Mario feels something is missing, and Mario responds that he doesn't have a girlfriend and is hungry. Toad angrily and desperately shouts to Mario that his hand is missing, and Mario attempts to show that he still has his hand, only to find that it isn't there. Mario asks Toad if he can have one of his, and Toad declines due to them being too stubby. Mario is saddened as his left hand, whom he calls "Lefty", is his "playing hand", and Mario decides to visit Bowser, thinking him to be a hand expert.
Mario visits Bowser in Bowser in the Dark World, and Bowser rejects his offer to help due to not actually being a hand expert. Bowser assures that he knows at least one thing, though not before Mario makes a slight interference with his personal space, and advises Mario to jump off the platform. He does so, and it does nothing as he returns back to the castle.
Toad calls Mario an idiot for thinking jumping off a cliff will return his hand, and Toad continues in that it has the opposite effect. Mario decides to "think like a hand", and comes to the conclusion that Peach stole his hand. On the castle's front path, Peach tells him she doesn't have hand, and he persists the idea that she does by saying he knows she has his hand. Mario threatens to use Peach as a hand and then throws her into the moat due to being too big to use. Reaching the castle bridge again, Mario shows dismay for only having a right hand in that he needs to pick his nose but can't because his right hand is his lazy hand and Mario calls his right hand "useless".
Mario then comes to Lakitu and asks him if he's a nerd. Lakitu corrects him in that he's a geek, but Mario insists that he's a nerd due to him wearing glasses. Lakitu tells Mario to go away. Instead, Mario asks if Lakitu knows where his hand went. Lakitu calls Mario's hand falling off "normal", and Mario proceeds to pick him up and ask him where it is. When he responds that he doesn't know, Mario throws him out to the lake in front and concludes that he can only consult Toad about it, and he returns back inside the castle. Mario asks Toad for help, and he responds "Who cares about that polygon?" Mario answers the he needs it to scratch his butt, and Toad advises Mario to visit Shifting Sand Land for the hands there. Mario asks why he should go there because "they're just hands", and Toad calls Mario an idiot, which Mario takes as a compliment. Toad insists Mario leaves, and he does, visiting Shifting Sand Land.
He confronts the Eyerok and asks him if he knows where his hand went. Eyerok asks Mario for description, and he says that it's "small, white, and kind of gay-looking". Eyerok concludes that Mario is talking about 'him', referring to "a strong hand who lives somewhere in the sky". Mario asks how he can gain access, and Eyerok responds that he doesn't know, much to Mario's dismay.
A hand in the sky
Mario returns to the castle and tells Toad that "there's this guy he can't get to and he lives in the sky", which Toad thinks is God. Mario insists that he is referring to a hand, and Toad declines due to not knowing himself. Mario looks up at the interior castle walls and wonders to himself that the hand is somewhere in the "ugly blue" that is the sky. Mario questions if his hand is the same hand, to which Toad responds that his hand is rather fat, and proceeds to ask random people for help. He proceeds to ask:
- Whomp King, who responds that his brain exploded;
- Unagi, who simply roars inquisitively before crashing into Mario;
- Big Boo, who leaves as Mario asks him;
- Toad, almost, before realizing that he asked him already;
- King Bob-omb, who threatens to slap Mario with it if he knew of a hand in the sky;
- Mother Penguin, who asks Mario where her baby went, flashing back to when he threw her baby off the mountain, excusing that he doesn't know and that he's sorry for her loss, and then she proceeds to threaten that the person who lost her baby to have life insurance;
- Bowser, actually asking if he wanted ice cream;
- Big Bully, who responds in grunts as he pushes Mario off the platform, with Mario wondering what his language is;
- Chain Chomp, who Mario offers a Goomba in exchange.
After asking the Chain Chomp, Mario returns home to consult Toad about his results in that the Chain Chomp managed to "bite something off", and Mario reveals the Chain Chomp bit his entire head off, much to Toad's surprise. Toad tells Mario that his damage can be "barely seen", and Mario informs him of his investigation in that no one knows where his hand is, with Mario deciding himself to be clueless. Toad enthusiastically decides that the blooper is over upon hearing this, proceeded by a fake outro, and Mario continues that he is only stuck. While Toad is disappointed, the viewers of the blooper cheer, and Mario turns away from Toad as he tells himself that no one knows where the hand is. The Strategy Guide suddenly appears, telling Mario that it knows and also knows how to access him. Mario asks who the voice is, and the guide responds that it's actually his hand, who advises Mario to enter a cannon. Mario asks which one he means, and the hand responds that it's in Fahr Outpost. Mario declares that he will visit Fahr Outpost, and then asks his hand how to reach it. The hand advises him to visit Cool, Cool Mountain and consult Bob-omb Buddy, and he proceeds to run straight to Cool, Cool Mountain.
After climbing up via rope lift, and asks Bob-omb Buddy where the cannon is. Bob-omb Buddy leads Mario to said cannon, which is actually somewhat reminiscent of a giant rocket. Mario asks the Fahr Outpost mayor if the cannon is safe, and they respond that it is if he has life insurance. They proceed to randomly aim into the sky, and one of the crew says that the mechanism is too complicated to just aim randomly. Mission control aims at what appears to be the Sun, and the mayor sends countless Bob-ombs together into the cannon to use as propulsion. Mario is then shot out of the cannon as they wish they were shooting Mario to kill him, and the mayor gives mission control the go to shoot the cannon. Mario is shot miles into the sky as the Bob-ombs start parachuting down from the sky and the mayor declares he hates Mario. Mario continues flying through the sky, and a few hours later, he ends up at his intended destination.
I am now become Master Hand
The hand Mario is so desperate for is revealed to really be Master Hand, and Mario is glad to see him due to thinking it's his left hand, Lefty. Master Hand corrects him in that he is actually no longer Lefty and is instead Master Hand, and he proceeds to fight Mario, while Mario demands Lefty returns to his arm. Master Hand rejects due to his arm being too fat, and Mario instead decides to Kill Master Hand. While fighting him, Mario proclaims that all of his body parts hate him, and Master Hand transforms into a finger gun that then shoots at him. Master Hand angrily demands Mario to stop commenting on things every three seconds, and Mario declines. Master Hand turns into a rocket, which Mario thinks is farting, and then he proceeds to poke Mario, which Mario appears to be made uncomfortable by. Master Hand demands him to shut up and fight, and Mario then proceeds to fall down. Master Hand thinks Mario is dead, only for him to get back up again as he continues to fight, responding that the world would be happy if he actually were dead. Mario continues making comments, telling Master Hand that he has small knuckles and that he would kill people with his fingers if he were a hand. Mario also asks Master Hand if he is God, and Master Hand responds that he would kill him on the spot if he was. Master Hand flicks Mario, nearly sending him off the platform, and then brutally punches Mario. Master Hand converts into a rocket again as Mario proclaims him to nearly be dead, and Mario finally wins the fight against his hand, celebrating as Master Hand growls out of pain.
Mario is returned back to the castle's front field with his left hand returned, and he claims it to be a happy ending as he scans the sky. Master Hand, who is now Mario's left hand, tells Mario to shut up, ending the episode.
Characters
Main characters
Supporting characters
Minor characters
- Bowser
- Peach Toadstool
- Lakitu
- Eyerok debut
- Mother Penguin debut
- Strategy Guide
- Bob-omb Buddy
- Fahr Outpost mayor debut
Cameos
- Whomp King
- Unagi
- Boo
- King Bob-omb
- Tuxie debut flashback
- Bully debut
- Chain Chomp
Mentioned
Music Used
- 0:00-0:22 - "A-Type", Tetris [GB]
- 1:32-2:35 - “March Ahead”, Paper Mario [N64]
- 3:41-4:57 - “Fuzzy’s Took My Shell”, Paper Mario [N64]
- 6:37-8:34 - “Space Land”, Mario Party 2 [N64]
Trivia
- The code used to make Mario's hand disappear seems to only be a graphical code, as Mario seems to be able to pick up people like Lakitu and Peach with ease even with only one visible hand.
- Mario has his left hand in the fight against Lefty. This is a goof because no known code exists to remove Mario's hand in Super Smash Bros., the game used to have the fight between the two. SMG4 makes the viewer aware by telling them to pretend they can't see Mario's left hand in an annotation before the fight.
- This episode came out in the same day when Cars 2 was released in theatres.
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