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This page is the transcript for Super Mario 64 Bloopers: Hide and Seek.
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| (The blooper starts with a black screen and a lens flare as text appears) | |
| Screen Text | SuperMarioGlitchy4 presents... |
| (The screen cuts to a Mario Party minigame with Mario, Luigi, Yoshi and Wario in the game) | |
| Mario | (bouncing on the others' heads ingame while holding a Bob-omb) It goes over here! Now over there! No one can get this!!!! |
| Luigi | Mario! You idiot! Pass! |
| (Yoshi steals the Bob-omb) | |
| Mario | No! Give it back I owe somone 30 bucks! |
| SMG4 | (as Yoshi) Haha! (throws the Bob-omb into a wall, winning the minigame) |
| X | (as Wario) Score! |
| (The screen cuts to the castle, where Mario, Luigi, SMG4 and X are shown playing the game) | |
| Mario | This sucks! |
| Luigi | Its because you didn't pass the ball! |
| Mario | Shut up |
| SMG4 | Good work X |
| X | Thx |
| Mario | Screw this I'm out (exits the room) |
| Luigi | Wait Mario! (follows Mario) |
| SMG4 | Wait come back you ragequitters! (follows Luigi) |
| X | *sigh* (follows SMG4) |
| (The screen cuts to the main room of the castle) | |
| SMG4 | Cmon! We were having fun! |
| Mario | I lose every game we play! And the only game I won was the food eating contest |
| Toad | Yeah you tell him who's boss! |
| Mario | Shut up you |
| SMG4 | Can we play one more game? |
| Mario | >:( Fine.... But not Mario Gay Party! |
| SMG4 | Then what game other than Mario Gay Party? |
| SMG4 | Lets think outside (exits the castle) |
| Mario | *groan* |
| Mario | (turns to face the fourth wall) Hey YouTube for the record I'm planning to stab him... so don't tell anyone! (exits the castle) |
| X | What did he say? |
| Luigi | Something about being gay |
| (The screen cuts to the castle exterior, where Mario, Luigi, SMG4 and X are gathered) | |
| SMG4 | Ok we are here to think of one more game |
| SMG4 | Anyone got an idea? |
| Mario | Call of Duty Black Ops! |
| Luigi | Luigi's Mansion |
| SMG4 | No its not suppose to be a video game! |
| X | How about hide and seek? |
| Mario | What?! Thats a child game and I'm only.. 2... 3 yrs old! |
| Luigi | Why hide and seek? |
| X | Cause everyone won't shut up! So lets play a simple game |
| SMG4 | Ok who here votes for hide and seek? Say I |
| SMG4 | I |
| X | I |
| Luigi | I |
| SMG4 | Who here votes for a gay seizure game? Say I |
| Mario | EYE! |
| SMG4 | Ok looks like we're playing hide and seek |
| Mario | Dammit! |
| SMG4 | Ok now who's going to be the person who seeks? |
| Luigi, SMG4, X | Mario |
| Mario | What why me? |
| SMG4 | Cause your the dumbest one now go hide |
| Mario | What number do I count up to? |
| SMG4 | Uhh a million |
| Mario | (runs over to an alcove outside the castle) 1 million thats not a big number.... is it? |
| Mario | (crouches) Ok 1.... 2..... 3.... Uhh.... 10........... Banana......... |
| SMG4 | Ok everyone hide |
| Luigi | (runs toward the lake) Hide must hide! LOL! |
| Luigi | Lolollllololololololol |
| X | Can I hide with you I suck at hiding |
| SMG4 | Fine just follow me |
| (The screen cuts to SMG4 and X in Bob-omb Battlefield) | |
| SMG4 | Now if I wasn't a dumb Italian were would I hide? |
| SMG4 | (looks at a Bob-omb Buddy) Noo too gay |
| Bob-omb Buddy | Hey! |
| SMG4 | (looks at a sign) Nooo not the signs... even though Mario doesn't read |
| SMG4 | (looks at a Goomba) Naahh if we hid in Goombas we would actually Goomba stomp it |
| SMG4 | Mario might be done by now... If he skipped it... |
| (The screen cuts back to Mario, who is still crouched in the alcove) | |
| Mario | Toilet... 8... 1... 4... 2... 9001.... YouTube.... is.... gay.... 2.. 1..... |
| (The screen cuts back to the battlefield) | |
| X | How about we hide in the cannon |
| (The screen shows the cannon as "Hallelujah!" plays in the background) | |
| SMG4 | We both can't fit in there... That would be gay |
| SMG4 | And what happens if Mario uses that cannon... Ewww |
| X | Well we don't have much of a choice |
| SMG4 | Soo who goes in first? |
| X | OMG this is taking forever I'll go first (enters cannon) |
| SMG4 | You ok? |
| X | Yeah! Hurry up |
| SMG4 | Here goes nothing |
| SMG4 | And can you Bob-ombs stop looking at me! |
| Bob-omb Buddy | Sorry its our jobs |
| (SMG4 enters the cannon, and it rises out of its hole) | |
| SMG4 | Ow... Get of me!.... |
| X | Sorry.. Don't touch me there! |
| X | So... Do we just stay in here??? |
| SMG4 | No we would suffocate |
| SMG4 | Then where should we shoot aha! (points cannon at Bob-omb Buddy) |
| X | No! |
| X | Just shoot somewhere! (points cannon at the sky) |
| Bob-omb Buddy | I think I should of told them that I put 300% more gun powder |
| (The cannon fires SMG4 and X into the sky) | |
| SMG4, X | AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! |
| SMG4 | I believe I can fly! |
| SMG4 | Where the hell are we going? |
| X | I don't know but I can't fly!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| X | Helllpsz! |
| SMG4 | You know its not that bad when you calm down |
| X | Yeah... It kind of is |
| SMG4 | Ok when are we going to land? |
| X | Dammit! LAND! |
| SMG4 | ...Sooo how's the diet going? |
| X | Good... |
| SMG4 | I wonder if Mario is still looking for us |
| (The screen cuts to Mario, still crouching) | |
| Mario | 999998... 999999... Oh I forgot what comes next... Oh well I'll just start from 1.... Uhh |
| (The screen cuts back to the sky) | |
| SMG4 | Ok thats it I'm falling! (descends rapidly) |
| X | Wait for me! (descends rapidly) |
| (The screen cuts to the Land That Never Was) | |
| SMG4, X | AHHHHHHHHHHH! (both land on the ground) |
| SMG4 | Owww... Are you ok X? |
| X | ...I can see the light.... |
| (SMG4 and X get up) | |
| SMG4 | Ok where are we? |
| X | Hasn't Mario been here before? |
| SMG4 | Oh yeah... |
| SMG4 | But we're not here to remember! We need to get back to the Mushroom Kingdom! |
| X | Then lets go ask some people around |
| X | (walks over to Yoshi) Hey Yoshi can you help us get out of here? |
| Yoshi | Are you calling me fat? |
| X | What? I never said that! |
| (Yoshi punches X, who crawls away) | |
| X | Yeah that dinosaur is mental |
| SMG4 | Oh you think??? |
| SMG4 | Maybe the Bob-ombs would know |
| SMG4 | (walks over to a Bob-omb Buddy) Hey do you know a way to get out of this hell hole |
| Bob-omb Buddy | Nope once your in you don't come out |
| Bob-omb Buddy | Oh and by the way would you like some Chinese food? |
| SMG4 | What? NO! |
| SMG4 | (walks away) Yeah I think everyone in this place is crazy |
| X | I don't want to become a crazy hobo living in the middle of nowhere!!!!! |
| SMG4 | Don't worry we'll just run around crazy tring to find a way out |
| (SMG4 and X begin running around the area quickly as "Yakety Sax" plays in the background) | |
| SMG4 | WHERE IS ZE EXIT! |
| X | (crouching in a flower area) Dammit I thought there were cancer in these flowers |
| SMG4 | (leaning off of a roof) I'm Superman! |
| SMG4 | If I could get out of here! |
| X | (inside a black room of death) This exit is blocked! |
| X | God dammit! AHHHH (runs out of the room) |
| SMG4 | (hovering around the area while A-posing) I'm going crazy! |
| SMG4 | Get me out of here! |
| (The screen cuts to SMG4 and X near the edge of the area as the music stops) | |
| SMG4 | You find an exit yet? |
| X | No but I'm going to die if I don't... which is a good thing |
| (The screen cuts to a hidden door in a wall) | |
| SMG4 | Hey where does this blocked door lead to? |
| X | COOKIEZ! |
| SMG4 | Cookies?! I WANT SOME! |
| SMG4 | (punching the door) D: Open up! We're not Christmas carolers! |
| X | There's got to be a better way to crash open this door! |
| SMG4 | (holding a hammer) OUT OF THE WAY I GOT A HAMMER!!! |
| X | Noo that won't work |
| SMG4 | Supa kick! (kicks the door, which remains closed) |
| X | I don't think anything can break this door D: |
| SMG4 | MOVE! (runs into the door at full speed, breaking through) |
| SMG4 | WOW! I did it... and I got brain damage! |
| X | Nice work macho man |
| SMG4 | Ok next thing... Where the hell is this place? |
| (SMG4 and X look at the area, which appears to be a ship floating over a sea of lava) | |
| X | This doesn't look like it'll get us home... but lets find out |
| (The screen cuts ahead, showing X on top of the ship looking down) | |
| X | Hurry up SMG4! |
| SMG4 | (slides down a spire of rock) WEEEEEEEEE! |
| SMG4 | (accidentally lets go and falls in lava) Uhh oh |
| X | Looks like this whole ship is full of ghosts |
| SMG4 | (on top of the ship) D: And no toilets |
| X | Becareful |
| SMG4 | (goes onto the ship deck) There's not much ghost |
| SMG4 | Oh no tooo many!!!! AHHH! (moon jumps to the top of the mast) |
| X | Watch out behind you!!! |
| SMG4 | (looks at Big Boo) Huh? AHHHH! Papa GHOST! |
| SMG4 | (rapidly trying to ground pound the Big Boo) Kill it kill it!!!! |
| Big Boo | D: I just want to be friends |
| SMG4 | Me to but look where we are (defeats Big Boo) |
| X | You raped that ghost! |
| SMG4 | Thx raping is my specality... |
| X | ..........Oh hey look a cannon! |
| SMG4 | We're not going to squish into one cannon agian? |
| X | Looks like we have to |
| (SMG4 and X get in the cannon and aim for the sky) | |
| X | Shoot! |
| (SMG4 and X launch out of the cannon and land near a plant-covered pyramid) | |
| SMG4 | Owch!... We made it... somewhere |
| X | Cmon lets exlpore this place!!!! |
| X | (looking at a giant Piranha Plant) Crikey! A big snapper we got! |
| SMG4 | (caught between a Thwomp and lava) We got a squisher!!! |
| X | (on top of the pyramid) Hey I found a hole I wonder where it leads |
| SMG4 | I bags finding out! (jumps in the hole) |
| SMG4 | Wow! There's a giant pirhana! |
| X | Well then kill it! (jumps in the hole) |
| SMG4 | AHHHHHHHHH! |
| SMG4 | DIE! (starts attacking the Piranha Plant) |
| SMG4 | Plants vs. fatty! |
| X | >:D I like killing! (attacks the Piranha Plant) |
| X | But this plant is way to strong! |
| SMG4 | (air surfing) Out of the way!!! I got an invisable Koopa shell! |
| SMG4 | (air surfs into the Piranha Plant) I think its working |
| Piranha Plant | Ok stop I give up!!!!!! |
| Piranha Plant | I'm going to become ugly like you if you don't stop! |
| Piranha Plant | I'll teleport you guys somewhere else |
| (There is a flash of light, and X lands on a stone ledge) | |
| X | Ok SMG4 lets ex..... |
| (SMG4 falls past the ledge) | |
| X | SMG4!!!! (jumps off the ledge and lands outside a castle) |
| X | Where are you?! |
| SMG4 | (standing on top of a moving Whomp) Over here! You should try this! |
| X | Stop goofing around we still need to get out of here |
| SMG4 | (standing at the top of the castle) But it looks like there is no way out! |
| X | But there has to be!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| SMG4 | (tries to jump over a moving fireball) Jumpin the fire jumpin the fire |
| SMG4 | (launches himself out of a cannon) I'll just shoot my way out! |
| SMG4 | Uh-oh AHHHHHHH! (falls off the edge) |
| X | SMG4! CMON!!!! (jumps off the edge) |
| (SMG4 and X land back in the first area) | |
| SMG4, X | AHHHHHHHH! (both land) |
| X | OMG! We're back where we started!!!!!!!!!! |
| X | I wasted 10 minutes of my lifeeee!!!!!!! |
| SMG4 | Just calm down X |
| X | Take this! (throws a Bob-omb into the pipe in the center of the area) |
| X | Haha! Not so smart are you!!!!! |
| (There is an explosion and the ground begins to shake) | |
| SMG4 | Uh-oh what did you do!? |
| X | I didn't mean to do anything I was just raging |
| (A beam of light shoots out of the pipe) | |
| SMG4 | WOW! What the hell is happening!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| (The music video for Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up" appears on the grass) | |
| SMG4 | WTH?! |
| SMG4 | Rickroll? What the hell is happening?! |
| X | AHHHHHHHHHH! HIDE HES RICK ROLLING US!!!!!! |
| SMG4 | I think when you threw the bomb into the pipe something must off happened |
| SMG4 | But I can't explain the Rick roll part! |
| (The ground begins shaking again) | |
| X | Wow its shaking agaiN! |
| X | What's happening? |
| SMG4 | Its going to-!!! |
| (The Land That Never Was explodes) | |
| X | You know... This doesn't make any sense.... |
| X | Maybe the bomb into the pipe but not the Rickroll.... |
| (SMG4 and X fall back outside of the castle) | |
| SMG4, X | AHHHHHHHHHHH! (both land) |
| Mario | Donuts.... and sphagetti and Luigi mmmMMmm.... 34214... |
| Mario | Uhhh... A million... Ready or not here I come! (stands up and runs to where SMG4 and X are) |
| Mario | Found you guys!!! Do I win? |
| SMG4, X | Uhh... Yes |
| Mario | (dances) YESH! I WINSZ! I'm tooo goodsz! |
| Mario | I pwnZ! |
| Mario | wOOOOO! (runs into the castle upside down) |
| SMG4, X | Groan.... (both enter the castle) |
| (The screen cuts to the side of the lake, where Luigi is hiding) | |
| Luigi | HAHA! I must be the last one! |
| Luigi | I'm never moving from this spot untill they find me! |
| (The screen focuses on Luigi with a circle as it cuts to black) | |
| End of transcript |