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| (The blooper starts with a black screen and a lens flare as text appears)
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| Screen Text
| SuperMarioGlitchy4 presents...
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| (The screen cuts to a Mario Party minigame with Mario, Luigi, Yoshi and Wario in the game)
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| Mario
| (bouncing on the others' heads ingame while holding a Bob-omb) It goes over here! Now over there! No one can get this!!!!
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| Luigi
| Mario! You idiot! Pass!
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| (Yoshi steals the Bob-omb)
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| Mario
| No! Give it back I owe somone 30 bucks!
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| SMG4
| (as Yoshi) Haha! (throws the Bob-omb into a wall, winning the minigame)
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| X
| (as Wario) Score!
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| (The screen cuts to the castle, where Mario, Luigi, SMG4 and X are shown playing the game)
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| Mario
| This sucks!
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| Luigi
| Its because you didn't pass the ball!
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| Mario
| Shut up
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| SMG4
| Good work X
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| X
| Thx
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| Mario
| Screw this I'm out (exits the room)
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| Luigi
| Wait Mario! (follows Mario)
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| SMG4
| Wait come back you ragequitters! (follows Luigi)
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| X
| *sigh* (follows SMG4)
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| (The screen cuts to the main room of the castle)
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| SMG4
| Cmon! We were having fun!
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| Mario
| I lose every game we play! And the only game I won was the food eating contest
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| Toad
| Yeah you tell him who's boss!
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| Mario
| Shut up you
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| SMG4
| Can we play one more game?
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| Mario
| >:( Fine.... But not Mario Gay Party!
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| SMG4
| Then what game other than Mario Gay Party?
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| SMG4
| Lets think outside (exits the castle)
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| Mario
| *groan*
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| Mario
| (turns to face the fourth wall) Hey YouTube for the record I'm planning to stab him... so don't tell anyone! (exits the castle)
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| X
| What did he say?
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| Luigi
| Something about being gay
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| (The screen cuts to the castle exterior, where Mario, Luigi, SMG4 and X are gathered)
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| SMG4
| Ok we are here to think of one more game
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| SMG4
| Anyone got an idea?
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| Mario
| Call of Duty Black Ops!
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| Luigi
| Luigi's Mansion
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| SMG4
| No its not suppose to be a video game!
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| X
| How about hide and seek?
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| Mario
| What?! Thats a child game and I'm only.. 2... 3 yrs old!
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| Luigi
| Why hide and seek?
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| X
| Cause everyone won't shut up! So lets play a simple game
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| SMG4
| Ok who here votes for hide and seek? Say I
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| SMG4
| I
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| X
| I
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| Luigi
| I
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| SMG4
| Who here votes for a gay seizure game? Say I
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| Mario
| EYE!
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| SMG4
| Ok looks like we're playing hide and seek
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| Mario
| Dammit!
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| SMG4
| Ok now who's going to be the person who seeks?
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| Luigi, SMG4, X
| Mario
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| Mario
| What why me?
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| SMG4
| Cause your the dumbest one now go hide
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| Mario
| What number do I count up to?
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| SMG4
| Uhh a million
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| Mario
| (runs over to an alcove outside the castle) 1 million thats not a big number.... is it?
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| Mario
| (crouches) Ok 1.... 2..... 3.... Uhh.... 10........... Banana.........
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| SMG4
| Ok everyone hide
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| Luigi
| (runs toward the lake) Hide must hide! LOL!
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| Luigi
| Lolollllololololololol
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| X
| Can I hide with you I suck at hiding
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| SMG4
| Fine just follow me
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| (The screen cuts to SMG4 and X in Bob-omb Battlefield)
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| SMG4
| Now if I wasn't a dumb Italian were would I hide?
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| SMG4
| (looks at a Bob-omb Buddy) Noo too gay
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| Bob-omb Buddy
| Hey!
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| SMG4
| (looks at a sign) Nooo not the signs... even though Mario doesn't read
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| SMG4
| (looks at a Goomba) Naahh if we hid in Goombas we would actually Goomba stomp it
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| SMG4
| Mario might be done by now... If he skipped it...
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| (The screen cuts back to Mario, who is still crouched in the alcove)
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| Mario
| Toilet... 8... 1... 4... 2... 9001.... YouTube.... is.... gay.... 2.. 1.....
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| (The screen cuts back to the battlefield)
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| X
| How about we hide in the cannon
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| (The screen shows the cannon as "Hallelujah!" plays in the background)
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| SMG4
| We both can't fit in there... That would be gay
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| SMG4
| And what happens if Mario uses that cannon... Ewww
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| X
| Well we don't have much of a choice
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| SMG4
| Soo who goes in first?
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| X
| OMG this is taking forever I'll go first (enters cannon)
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| SMG4
| You ok?
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| X
| Yeah! Hurry up
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| SMG4
| Here goes nothing
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| SMG4
| And can you Bob-ombs stop looking at me!
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| Bob-omb Buddy
| Sorry its our jobs
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| (SMG4 enters the cannon, and it rises out of its hole)
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| SMG4
| Ow... Get of me!....
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| X
| Sorry.. Don't touch me there!
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| X
| So... Do we just stay in here???
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| SMG4
| No we would suffocate
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| SMG4
| Then where should we shoot aha! (points cannon at Bob-omb Buddy)
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| X
| No!
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| X
| Just shoot somewhere! (points cannon at the sky)
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| Bob-omb Buddy
| I think I should of told them that I put 300% more gun powder
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| (The cannon fires SMG4 and X into the sky)
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| SMG4, X
| AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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| SMG4
| I believe I can fly!
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| SMG4
| Where the hell are we going?
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| X
| I don't know but I can't fly!!!!!!!!!!!!
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| X
| Helllpsz!
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| SMG4
| You know its not that bad when you calm down
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| X
| Yeah... It kind of is
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| SMG4
| Ok when are we going to land?
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| X
| Dammit! LAND!
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| SMG4
| ...Sooo how's the diet going?
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| X
| Good...
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| SMG4
| I wonder if Mario is still looking for us
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| (The screen cuts to Mario, still crouching)
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| Mario
| 999998... 999999... Oh I forgot what comes next... Oh well I'll just start from 1.... Uhh
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| (The screen cuts back to the sky)
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| SMG4
| Ok thats it I'm falling! (descends rapidly)
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| X
| Wait for me! (descends rapidly)
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| (The screen cuts to the Land That Never Was)
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| SMG4, X
| AHHHHHHHHHHH! (both land on the ground)
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| SMG4
| Owww... Are you ok X?
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| X
| ...I can see the light....
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| (SMG4 and X get up)
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| SMG4
| Ok where are we?
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| X
| Hasn't Mario been here before?
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| SMG4
| Oh yeah...
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| SMG4
| But we're not here to remember! We need to get back to the Mushroom Kingdom!
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| X
| Then lets go ask some people around
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| X
| (walks over to Yoshi) Hey Yoshi can you help us get out of here?
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| Yoshi
| Are you calling me fat?
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| X
| What? I never said that!
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| (Yoshi punches X, who crawls away)
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| X
| Yeah that dinosaur is mental
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| SMG4
| Oh you think???
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| SMG4
| Maybe the Bob-ombs would know
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| SMG4
| (walks over to a Bob-omb Buddy) Hey do you know a way to get out of this hell hole
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| Bob-omb Buddy
| Nope once your in you don't come out
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| Bob-omb Buddy
| Oh and by the way would you like some Chinese food?
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| SMG4
| What? NO!
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| SMG4
| (walks away) Yeah I think everyone in this place is crazy
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| X
| I don't want to become a crazy hobo living in the middle of nowhere!!!!!
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| SMG4
| Don't worry we'll just run around crazy tring to find a way out
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| (SMG4 and X begin running around the area quickly as "Yakety Sax" plays in the background)
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| SMG4
| WHERE IS ZE EXIT!
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| X
| (crouching in a flower area) Dammit I thought there were cancer in these flowers
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| SMG4
| (leaning off of a roof) I'm Superman!
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| SMG4
| If I could get out of here!
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| X
| (inside a black room of death) This exit is blocked!
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| X
| God dammit! AHHHH (runs out of the room)
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| SMG4
| (hovering around the area while A-posing) I'm going crazy!
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| SMG4
| Get me out of here!
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| (The screen cuts to SMG4 and X near the edge of the area as the music stops)
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| SMG4
| You find an exit yet?
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| X
| No but I'm going to die if I don't... which is a good thing
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| (The screen cuts to a hidden door in a wall)
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| SMG4
| Hey where does this blocked door lead to?
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| X
| COOKIEZ!
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| SMG4
| Cookies?! I WANT SOME!
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| SMG4
| (punching the door) D: Open up! We're not Christmas carolers!
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| X
| There's got to be a better way to crash open this door!
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| SMG4
| (holding a hammer) OUT OF THE WAY I GOT A HAMMER!!!
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| X
| Noo that won't work
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| SMG4
| Supa kick! (kicks the door, which remains closed)
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| X
| I don't think anything can break this door D:
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| SMG4
| MOVE! (runs into the door at full speed, breaking through)
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| SMG4
| WOW! I did it... and I got brain damage!
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| X
| Nice work macho man
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| SMG4
| Ok next thing... Where the hell is this place?
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| (SMG4 and X look at the area, which appears to be a ship floating over a sea of lava)
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| X
| This doesn't look like it'll get us home... but lets find out
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| (The screen cuts ahead, showing X on top of the ship looking down)
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| X
| Hurry up SMG4!
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| SMG4
| (slides down a spire of rock) WEEEEEEEEE!
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| SMG4
| (accidentally lets go and falls in lava) Uhh oh
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| X
| Looks like this whole ship is full of ghosts
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| SMG4
| (on top of the ship) D: And no toilets
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| X
| Becareful
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| SMG4
| (goes onto the ship deck) There's not much ghost
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| SMG4
| Oh no tooo many!!!! AHHH! (moon jumps to the top of the mast)
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| X
| Watch out behind you!!!
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| SMG4
| (looks at Big Boo) Huh? AHHHH! Papa GHOST!
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| SMG4
| (rapidly trying to ground pound the Big Boo) Kill it kill it!!!!
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| Big Boo
| D: I just want to be friends
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| SMG4
| Me to but look where we are (defeats Big Boo)
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| X
| You raped that ghost!
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| SMG4
| Thx raping is my specality...
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| X
| ..........Oh hey look a cannon!
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| SMG4
| We're not going to squish into one cannon agian?
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| X
| Looks like we have to
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| (SMG4 and X get in the cannon and aim for the sky)
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| X
| Shoot!
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| (SMG4 and X launch out of the cannon and land near a plant-covered pyramid)
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| SMG4
| Owch!... We made it... somewhere
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| X
| Cmon lets exlpore this place!!!!
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| X
| (looking at a giant Piranha Plant) Crikey! A big snapper we got!
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| SMG4
| (caught between a Thwomp and lava) We got a squisher!!!
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| X
| (on top of the pyramid) Hey I found a hole I wonder where it leads
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| SMG4
| I bags finding out! (jumps in the hole)
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| SMG4
| Wow! There's a giant pirhana!
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| X
| Well then kill it! (jumps in the hole)
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| SMG4
| AHHHHHHHHH!
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| SMG4
| DIE! (starts attacking the Piranha Plant)
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| SMG4
| Plants vs. fatty!
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| X
| >:D I like killing! (attacks the Piranha Plant)
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| X
| But this plant is way to strong!
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| SMG4
| (air surfing) Out of the way!!! I got an invisable Koopa shell!
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| SMG4
| (air surfs into the Piranha Plant) I think its working
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| Piranha Plant
| Ok stop I give up!!!!!!
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| Piranha Plant
| I'm going to become ugly like you if you don't stop!
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| Piranha Plant
| I'll teleport you guys somewhere else
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| (There is a flash of light, and X lands on a stone ledge)
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| X
| Ok SMG4 lets ex.....
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| (SMG4 falls past the ledge)
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| X
| SMG4!!!! (jumps off the ledge and lands outside a castle)
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| X
| Where are you?!
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| SMG4
| (standing on top of a moving Whomp) Over here! You should try this!
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| X
| Stop goofing around we still need to get out of here
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| SMG4
| (standing at the top of the castle) But it looks like there is no way out!
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| X
| But there has to be!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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| SMG4
| (tries to jump over a moving fireball) Jumpin the fire jumpin the fire
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| SMG4
| (launches himself out of a cannon) I'll just shoot my way out!
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| SMG4
| Uh-oh AHHHHHHH! (falls off the edge)
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| X
| SMG4! CMON!!!! (jumps off the edge)
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| (SMG4 and X land back in the first area)
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| SMG4, X
| AHHHHHHHH! (both land)
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| X
| OMG! We're back where we started!!!!!!!!!!
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| X
| I wasted 10 minutes of my lifeeee!!!!!!!
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| SMG4
| Just calm down X
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| X
| Take this! (throws a Bob-omb into the pipe in the center of the area)
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| X
| Haha! Not so smart are you!!!!!
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| (There is an explosion and the ground begins to shake)
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| SMG4
| Uh-oh what did you do!?
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| X
| I didn't mean to do anything I was just raging
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| (A beam of light shoots out of the pipe)
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| SMG4
| WOW! What the hell is happening!!!!!!!!!!!!
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| (The music video for Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up" appears on the grass)
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| SMG4
| WTH?!
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| SMG4
| Rickroll? What the hell is happening?!
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| X
| AHHHHHHHHHH! HIDE HES RICK ROLLING US!!!!!!
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| SMG4
| I think when you threw the bomb into the pipe something must off happened
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| SMG4
| But I can't explain the Rick roll part!
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| (The ground begins shaking again)
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| X
| Wow its shaking agaiN!
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| X
| What's happening?
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| SMG4
| Its going to-!!!
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| (The Land That Never Was explodes)
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| X
| You know... This doesn't make any sense....
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| X
| Maybe the bomb into the pipe but not the Rickroll....
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| (SMG4 and X fall back outside of the castle)
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| SMG4, X
| AHHHHHHHHHHH! (both land)
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| Mario
| Donuts.... and sphagetti and Luigi mmmMMmm.... 34214...
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| Mario
| Uhhh... A million... Ready or not here I come! (stands up and runs to where SMG4 and X are)
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| Mario
| Found you guys!!! Do I win?
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| SMG4, X
| Uhh... Yes
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| Mario
| (dances) YESH! I WINSZ! I'm tooo goodsz!
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| Mario
| I pwnZ!
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| Mario
| wOOOOO! (runs into the castle upside down)
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| SMG4, X
| Groan.... (both enter the castle)
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| (The screen cuts to the side of the lake, where Luigi is hiding)
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| Luigi
| HAHA! I must be the last one!
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| Luigi
| I'm never moving from this spot untill they find me!
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| (The screen focuses on Luigi with a circle as it cuts to black)
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| End of transcript
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