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Super Mario 64 Bloopers: How Mario was Born is SMG4's 51st blooper in which SMG4 and Mario read a book detailing Mario's origins and how he was born. Who knows if it's at all true!
Synopsis
SMG4 reads from a book fabricating Mario's origin story.
Plot
The blooper starts off with SMG4 preparing to tell a story (with Lakitu apparently editing the footage to put stuff like gay and the old man hobo besides SMG4), even after Latiku says "only gays tell stories" (like he's one to talk considering nobody loves him). Of course, Mario immediately comes and wants to hear the story.
While SMG4 reads the book, Mario constantly interrupts to say stupid stuff about the tale, but ultimately, it goes like this: One day long ago, Dialga and Palkia were discussing stuff. A while later, Wario immediately comes and poops while "shaking his booty". Unfortunately, the poop lands RIGHT on Palkia's head. Not knowing Wario was the culprit, Palkia immediately insults Dialga, which leads into a fight.
The battle ends with the two opponents firing Boom Sha Woop lasers at each other. As they collide, it creates a cosmic event... in the form of a tubby baby (Baby Mario). He was rude and stuff and fell down towards Earth.
After somehow not burning up in Earth's atmosphere, Baby Mario happened to land in Nintendo HQ, where the boss (Shigeru Miyamoto) is taking a dump. After seeing the tubby baby crash through the ceiling (cuz he's fat), he screams like a girl (while the Psycho theme plays) and runs away (due to Mario's insane ugliness, or the jumpscare due to falling). Deciding to confront the creature, he charges in and shoots the baby's head off (not actually, it was Mario being a dumbass and adding that in so it would sound cool).
What actually happens, is that he walks in calmly, and Baby Mario pulls out a knife, with evil laughter. Awed by the adorable, ugly baby. The boss needs a new character for his company. He needs to know if Baby Mario has what it takes. Baby Mario dances, and it's good, he then names him Mario and asks if he has aids. Baby Mario has Missingno aids, and the boss makes a game.
He then put Baby Mario in Baby Bowser's 'playground', and Baby Bowser gives out the rules, but Baby Mario poops on baby Bowser's leg. It also turns out Baby Mario actually gave birth to/shat out Baby Luigi (which possibly makes him his mum as well, but who knows by now, it's possible he reproduces by budding, but this is probably just a joke). The Boss was done with the game and needs a song for it. He gets one (stealing it from X) and Baby Mario drives a delivery truck and crashes. The boss looks at the results and fails. It was all Baby Mario's fault and the Boss kicks him out. Mario and Luigi take refuge by a dumpster, but Mario does not want to give up.
He blows up Nintendo with a bomb, and the two brothers lived there, and eventually grew up as two fatass Italian guys (presumably plumbers). While Mario's fussing at Luigi to stop wearing a dress, but Luigi protests he likes dressing up. Eventually, some nerd named SMG4 walks up and sees the two losers sitting there. He sees potential in them and asks if they want jobs. Mario and Luigi decide to accept and come back with him to Peach's Castle, where they meet Princess Peach and Toad. SMG4 has the Mario Bros. star in his videos, having misadventures and crazy antics, leading to SMG4's own Super Mario 64 Bloopers. Therefore, that's what leads to today. Mario is unimpressed and *** and the video ends.
Characters
Main Characters
- Mario as himself and Baby Mario
- SMG4 also taking the role of the Narrator
Supporting Characters
- Nintendo boss
- Luigi as himself and Baby Luigi
Minor Characters
Cameo
- Lakitu (Off-screen)
- Nintendofan997
Mentioned
Music Used
- 0:00-0:50 - "Professor Oak's Lab", Pokémon Snap (N64)
- 0:53-1:00 - "Luma", Super Mario Galaxy (Wii)
- 1:00-1:21 - "Space Land", Mario Party 2 (N64)
- 1:23-1:37 - "Nintendo Wi-Fi Communication", Pokémon D/P/Pt (DS)
- 1:39-1:46 11:13-11:27 - "Shake Your Booty", by KC & The Sunshine Band
- 1:46-2:03 - "Spear Pillar", Pokémon D/P/Pt (DS)
- 2:03-2:47 - "Pokémon Johto Wild Battle Remix", by EveryGameEver
- 3:41-4:08 - "Rococo Rondo", by Tedeusz Rozycki
- 3:57-4:02 - "Running in the 90s", by Initial D
- 4:08-4:17 - "Rule Britannia", by James Thomson
- 4:22-4:26 - "Shower Scene Music", from Psycho (1960)
- 4:56-4:58 - "Game Over", Super Mario Bros. (NES)
- 5:07-5:23 - "March Ahead", Paper Mario (N64)
- 5:29-7:15 - "Ground Theme (Super Mario Bros.)", Super Smash Bros. Brawl (Wii)
- 6:09-6:19 - "Peanut Butter Jelly Time", by The Buckwheat Boyz
- 7:15-7:36 - "Bowser's Theme", Mario Party (N64)
- 7:44-8:36 - "Mr. L, Green Thunder", Super Paper Mario (Wii)
- 8:08-8:17 - "Mini-Game Park", Mario Party 2 (N64)
- 8:48-8:54 - "Baby", by Justin Bieber
- 9:22-9:33 - "Shipping", WarioWare D.I.Y (DS)
- 10:19-10:44 - "My Home Is A Prison", cover by Ronnie Earl
- 10:44-11:13 - "Super Mario 64 Opening Theme - Overworld", by The Big Band of Rouges
Trivia
- The episode being a retelling of Mario's origins may reference a Superman storyline Superman: Birthright, which itself was a modern re-imagining of the origin of Superman. Also, both stories are retconned and redone yet again, spinning a different take on their childhoods (The (TOTALLY ACCURATE) Documentary of Mario and Superman: Secret Origins respectively).
- Although, since SMG4 mentions that the book was written by a hobo, the events in this origin story are probably made up.
- Mario's original name was Boob Man (rather than Jumpman, or maybe he was called that too) before the boss legally renamed him Mario.
- The sprites for Baby Mario and Baby Luigi are from Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island.
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Pre-Season 1 | |
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Episodes 1 to 2 | Unknown Super Mario Sunshine Glitches Video · Photos made in Super Smash Bros. Brawl |
Season 14 | |
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Overall Episodes 858 to 867 | Mario Opens a Can Of Beans · Mario Reacts to Lethal Nintendo Memes · You Used To Be Cool... · CEO OF RIZZ · REMASTERED64: WHO LET THE CHOMP OUT? · Mario Reacts To SMG4's Browser History · SMG4 NEWS · TRASH FRIENDS · The Day My Arm Went Psycho · SMG4 and SMG3 Rank SMG4 Characters |
Overall Episodes 868 to 877 | My First Ever Video Unnecessarily Remastered (and more!) · Mario Reacts To Nintendo Corruptions · No TV Make Mario No Okie Dokie · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 871 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 872 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 873 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 874 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 875 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 876 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 877 |
Overall Episodes 878 to 887 | SMG4 Season 14 Episode 878 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 879 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 880 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 881 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 882 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 883 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 884 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 885 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 886 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 887 |
Overall Episodes 888 to 897 | SMG4 Season 14 Episode 888 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 889 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 890 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 891 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 892 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 893 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 894 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 895 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 896 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 897 |
Overall Episodes 898 to 907 | SMG4 Season 14 Episode 898 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 899 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 900 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 901 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 902 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 903 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 904 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 905 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 906 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 907 |
Overall Episodes 908 to 917 | SMG4 Season 14 Episode 908 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 909 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 910 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 911 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 912 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 913 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 914 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 915 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 916 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 917 |
Overall Episodes 918 to 927 | SMG4 Season 14 Episode 918 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 919 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 920 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 921 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 922 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 923 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 924 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 925 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 926 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 927 |
Overall Episodes 928 to 937 | SMG4 Season 14 Episode 928 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 929 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 930 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 931 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 932 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 933 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 934 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 935 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 936 · SMG4 Season 14 Episode 937 |
Others | |
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