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Episode Information · Gallery · Transcript
| Blooper Information · Gallery · Transcript |
Super Mario 64 Bloopers: How Mario was Born is SMG4's 51st blooper in which SMG4 and Mario read a book detailing Mario's origins and how he was born. Who knows if it's at all true!
Synopsis
SMG4 reads from a book fabricating Mario's origin story.
Plot
The blooper starts off with SMG4 preparing to tell a story (with Lakitu apparently editing the footage to put stuff like gay and the old man hobo besides SMG4), even after Latiku says "only gays tell stories" (like he's one to talk considering nobody loves him). Of course, Mario immediately comes and wants to hear the story.
While SMG4 reads the book, Mario constantly interrupts to say stupid stuff about the tale such as the existence of a giant banana or a kingdom of gay people, but ultimately, it goes like this: One day long ago, two legendary figures named Dialga and Palkia (who Mario jokingly assumed were SMG4's hypothetical mom and Bowser) were discussing stuff. A while later, Wario immediately comes and poops while "shaking his booty". Unfortunately, the poop lands RIGHT on Palkia's head. Not knowing Wario was the culprit, Palkia immediately insults Dialga, which leads into a fight.
The battle ends with the two opponents firing Boom Sha Woop lasers at each other. As they collide, it creates a cosmic event... in the form of a tubby baby (Baby Mario). He was rude and stuff and fell down towards Earth.
After somehow not burning up in Earth's atmosphere, Baby Mario happened to land in Nintendo HQ, where the boss (Shigeru Miyamoto) is taking a dump. After seeing the tubby baby crash through the ceiling (cuz he's fat), he screams like a girl (while the Psycho theme plays) and runs away (due to Mario's insane ugliness, or the jumpscare due to falling). Deciding to confront the creature, he charges in and shoots the baby's head off (not actually, it was Mario being a dumbass and adding that in so it would sound cool).
What actually happens, is that he walks in calmly, and Baby Mario pulls out a knife, with evil laughter. Awed by the adorable, ugly baby. The boss needs a new character for his company. He needs to know if Baby Mario has what it takes. Baby Mario dances, and it's good, he then names him Mario and asks if he has aids. Baby Mario has Missingno aids, and the boss makes a game.
He then put Baby Mario in Baby Bowser's 'playground', and Baby Bowser gives out the rules, but Baby Mario poops on baby Bowser's leg. It also turns out Baby Mario actually gave birth to/shat out Baby Luigi (which possibly makes him his mum as well, but who knows by now, it's possible he reproduces by budding, but this is probably just a joke). The Boss was done with the game and needs a song for it. He gets one (stealing it from X) and Baby Mario drives a delivery truck and crashes. The boss looks at the results and fails. It was all Baby Mario's fault and the Boss kicks him out. Mario and Luigi take refuge by a dumpster, but Mario does not want to give up.
He blows up Nintendo with a bomb, and the two brothers lived there, and eventually grew up as two fatass Italian guys (presumably plumbers). While Mario's fussing at Luigi to stop wearing a dress, but Luigi protests he likes dressing up. Eventually, some nerd named SMG4 walks up and sees the two losers sitting there. He sees potential in them and asks if they want jobs. Mario and Luigi decide to accept and come back with him to Peach's Castle, where they meet Princess Peach and Toad. SMG4 has the Mario Bros. star in his videos, having misadventures and crazy antics, leading to SMG4's own Super Mario 64 Bloopers. Therefore, that's what leads to today. Mario is unimpressed and *** and the video ends.
Characters
Main Characters
- Mario as himself and Baby Mario
- SMG4 also taking the role of the Narrator
Supporting Characters
- Nintendo boss
- Luigi as himself and Baby Luigi
Minor Characters
Cameo
- Lakitu (Off-screen)
- Nintendofan997
Mentioned
Music Used
Because the in-game audios appeared throughout the video, they are also included into this section.
- 0:00 – Professor Oak's Lab; Pokémon Snap (N64)
- 0:52 – Luma; Super Mario Galaxy (Wii)
- 1:00 – Space Land; Mario Party 2 (N64)
- 1:23 – Nintendo Wi-Fi Connection; Pokémon Diamond And Pearl (DS)
- 1:39, 11:14 – (Shake, Shake, Shake) Shake Your Booty; KC & The Sunshine Band
- 1:47 – Spear Pillar; Pokémon Diamond And Pearl (DS)
- 2:03 – Pokémon Gold, Silver, And Crystal - Wild Pokémon Battle (Remix); PokeRemixStudio
- 3:42 – Tedeusz Rozycki - Rococo Rondo; SpongeBob SquarePants
- 3:56 – Go Weegee!! (The Luigi Song); Emi3280
- 4:08 – James Thomson, Dick Walter - Rule Britannia (A); SpongeBob SquarePants
- 4:22 – Bernard Herrmann - The Murder (Psycho Violin Screech); Psycho (1960)
- 4:35, 4:56, 9:46 – Inside The Castle Walls; Super Mario 64 (N64)
- 4:54 – Lose A Life; Super Mario Bros. (NES)
- 5:07 – March Ahead; Paper Mario (N64)
- 5:30 – Ground Theme (Super Mario Bros.); Super Smash Bros. Brawl (Wii)
- 6:09 – Peanut Butter Jelly Time; Buckwheat Boyz
- 7:15 – Bowser's Theme; Mario Party (N64)
- 7:44 – Mr. L, Green Thunder; Super Paper Mario (Wii)
- 8:08 – Mini-Game Park; Mario Party 2 (N64)
- 8:49 – Baby; Justin Bieber
- 9:03 – Overworld Theme; Super Mario Bros. (NES)
- 9:22 – Shipping; WarioWare D.I.Y. (DS)
- 10:19 – My Home Is A Prison; Ronnie Earl And The Broadcasters
- 10:46 – Super Mario 64 Opening Theme - Overworld; Mario & Zelda Big Band Live CD
Trivia
- The episode being a retelling of Mario's origins may reference a Superman storyline Superman: Birthright, which itself was a modern re-imagining of the origin of Superman. Also, both stories are retconned and redone yet again, spinning a different take on their childhoods (The (TOTALLY ACCURATE) Documentary of Mario and Superman: Secret Origins respectively).
- Although, since SMG4 mentions that the book was written by a hobo, the events in this origin story are probably made up.
- Mario's original name was Boob Man (rather than Jumpman, or maybe he was called that too) before the boss legally renamed him Mario.
- The sprites for Baby Mario and Baby Luigi are from Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island.
- The episode has been recently deleted from SMG4's Channel probably due to Mario's Origin Story getting canonnically reconnected multiple times. The last time being in SMG4: SMG4 Origins. Or the fact that during the minute 10:33 we see SMG4 walking on a real life street that apparently is related to the reason why Luke & Kevin got doxxed, which also leaded to the Deletion of SM64: Mario in Real Life!? (200 Vid Special) and Mario In Real Life: Mario Monster Mash (700k Special!) from months ago. A Reupload of this video can be found on YouTube.
- It could also be because of the jewish joke from the very beginning of the episode.
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| Video 1 to 2 | Unknown Super Mario Sunshine Glitches Video · Photos made in Super Smash Bros. Brawl |
| Season 15 | |
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| Overall Video 916 to 925 | Mario Drinks Water (Gallery · Transcript) · Mario Gets Lost In A Shopping Mall (Gallery · Transcript) · REMASTERED64: If Mario was in...Team Fortress 2 (Gallery · Transcript) · The Fight Of All Time (Gallery · Transcript) · Find Luigi (Gallery · Transcript) · MARIO’S DEATHRUN (Gallery · Transcript) · IT'S A ME......... (Gallery · Transcript) · Mario Gambles His Life (Gallery · Transcript) · Hobo Mario (Gallery · Transcript) · You Shouldnt Have Done That (Gallery · Transcript) |
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