SMG4: Oh hello.
SMG4: Today I'm going to tell you an interesting story.
Lakitu: Boo! Only gays tell storys!
SMG4: Anyway, the story I'm going to tell you is a very old story.
SMG4: The story on how MARIO WAS BORN!
Lakitu: Based on a gay story.
SMG4: Yes, thank you.
SMG4: This rare species is very cool!
SMG4: They are strong! Good looking and brave!
SMG4: Right mario?
Mario: Hey look I'm Peach!
SMG4: Err, don't worry.
SMG4: Ok, so let's get started on the story.
Mario: :D Hey can I listen?
SMG4: Whatever, just shut up and listen.
Mario: Just before that! I AM GAY!
SMG4: ....Ok, thank you. Now let's get started.
SMG4: It started A LONG TIME AGO!!!
SMG4: Deep somewhere in space....
SMG4: In the middle of nowhere...
Mario: THERE WAS A HUGE BANANA!
SMG4: No, Mario....though I do wish.....
Mario: Ok, ok, A KINGDOM OF GAYS!
SMG4: Hey, I'm telling the story!
SMG4: Ok, so in the middle of space where two legendary figures-
Mario: Your mum and bowser LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!
SMG4: SHUT UP!
SMG4: The legendary Pokemon Palkia and Dialga were having a chat.
Dialga: So you know that dude called smg4?
Palkia: Yeah, he sucks and he's gay, old people love him.
SMG4: MARIO! They didn't say that!
Mario: Well, what else would they say? HMM! OWNED!
SMG4: Anyway, as they were talking some idiot...well did something......
Palkia: HEY! Did you throw this piece of poo on me!
Dialga: WHAT! Now I POO ON PEOPLE!!!!!