Super Mario 64 Bloopers: How to Make Spaghetti (20,000 subs) is the nineteenth episode of Season 3 and the one hundred and eighteenth overall to be uploaded by SMG4.
This episode was aired on April 6, 2013.
Today that annoying Microsoft voice and Mario will show you the secret of making spaghetti.
How tu mak spaheitiiti..
The narrator, Microsoft Sam in this instance, tries to call Mario over, but is unsuccessful. However he is successful the second time when Mario hears 'Hey Dumb-ass!". Mario comes over to the narrator and the he asks Mario if he wants to know how to make spaghetti. Mario replies with an "Oh Yeah!". The the narrator continues, saying to follow his steps, and learn to learn how to make spaghetti like a pro. Mario dances in excitement, but then immediately explodes.
step 1. gather the ingredients
The narrator says that Mario needs to buy all required ingredients. The list goes as follows: this includes:
-oil -flour -baking mix -drugs -an old guy -poison
Then the narrator asks Mario if he has any of these. Mario the goes searching under a Bob-omb, Toad, and Bowser, before finding the fridge in the dumpster. The narrator then calls him an idiot for throwing away his fridge. He then says that they are gonna have to go purchase the ingredients.
The Narrator begins to say that this is the place to shop, but the picture is of an Apple Store. He then orders the screen to change pictures, to which it changes to an Asian eatery. The Narrator says screw it and continues to say that this is where Mario can buy the crap. The Narrator then says that after finding the items to buy them. But he then predicts that Mario doesn't have any money, to which Mario confirms after the given question. Then the Narrator talks about money, and how it's a bad thing to steal money and to never...
step 1.5 knock some one out and take their money.
Mario then takes a knocked out person outside, to which the Narrator says to remember to hide the body afterwards.
step 2 getting started
The Narrator tries to tell Mario that he needs to find something, but then tells him to stop dancing like an idiot and to listen. He says that he needs to find a proper place to cook the spaghetti. He asks Mario where the kitchen is, to which Mario replies back "Luigi!". The Narrator then says that he's hopeless.
Cut scenes to a proper kitchen, clean and tidy; but the Narrator is not sure if it's Mario's kitchen. (Cue the zoom in onto a picture of a boy with "Oh Yeah" by Yello playing.) The Narrator begins by asking Mario to take out the frying pan. But Mario pulls out a fork, a bag of Doritos, and an old guy, before the Narrator throws a frying pan at Mario and calling him a dumb-ass again.
step 3 safety
Before Mario starts cooking anything, the Narrator starts by saying that it is important to take safety precautions. He first says that the oven could be a big ass, so he tells Mario what to do so he doesnt get hurt.
Safety Rule #1 Put the oven to a low heating temperature.
Mario walks towards the oven and then is set ablaze.
Safety Rule #2 Wash your nasty hands all the time.
Mario proceeds to put his entire head into the sink and begins to drown.
Safety Rule #3 Don't go near the toaster.
Mario walks over to the toaster and is set on fire by the toaster.
The Narrator now says that it's time to get to the important part, which it to add the ingredients into the bowl. The Narrator tells Mario to add some butter; which gives Mario some 100 points. Then he is told to add some flour; however, he adds a sunflower head into the bowl, which for some reason still gives him 100 points. Then the Narrator tells Mario to add 4/3's of poison, which Mario doesn't understand. After a few seconds of "Mario Processing Mode", an error message pops up saying "Mario.EXE has stopped responding", which the Narrator is pissed off about. He then tells Mario to mix it and make it sexier. Mario then begins to hump the bowl to the tune lyrics of "All The Way You Want It" (someone try to find this song). However, the Narrator says not that kind of sexy. So, Mario just puts a chainsaw into the bowl for the mixing; and the Narrator says to leave it mixing for 30 minutes.
SWEET RAVE PARTY!
The Narrator tells Mario that it is time to mix the ingredients. He continues saying that he is going to get more ingredients and that Mario is to heat up the spaghetti. Mario hesitantly agrees, and starts to do his assigned business.
After the Narrator arrives back, he asks is Mario has heated up the ingredients yet? To which we see Luigi in the microwave calling for help. Mario replies back "Yummy!" Cut to a clip of Captain Jean-Luc Picard from "Star Trek The Next Generation" putting his hands up to his face in a way that makes you say "you have got to be kidding me".
After attempting to get Luigi out of the microwave, the Narrator says to just forget him and to just continue on. But he is interrupted when Luigi calls for help again, but the Narrator tells him to shut up. So he tells Mario to use oven instead, however warns him that he is set on fire if he touches it. But, the Narrator has made sure that it wont set Mario on fire. So, he tells Mario to carefully turn the knob.
Cut to Mario outside with the apartment complex on fire. The Narrator calls Mario an idiot; saying that he said One Hundred Degrees, and not One Thousand Degrees.
step 8 decorations and condiments.
The Narrator shows Mario a plate of good-looking spaghetti. Unfortunately, because of Mario screwing up, his spaghetti doesn't look like the one shown in the picture. The Narrator tells Mario stuff he can add onto his spaghetti. These include makeup, awesome sauce, Luigi, SMG4's sexy hair, Luigi and magic. Mario placed a giant cherry on his spaghetti, causing the Narrator to give a 10/10.
step 9 tasting
The Narrator tells Mario that before they eat the spaghetti, they want to see how cool it is. That's why he got someone to taste it. The guy tasted it and started vomitting. The Narrator assumes that the guy likes it.
step 10 finishing :)
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