This is a transcript for Super Mario 64 Bloopers: Just Like Any Other Day.
[Intro of Mario falling out of paintings plays]
Intro Text: A Supermarioglitchy4 production
Intro Text: Of...
Intro Text: SM64 bloopers!!!!
Intro Text: Starring...
Intro Text: The italian who is falling out of the pictures right now!
Intro Text: AKA Mario!
Intro Text: Enjoy the blooper!
[Intro ends, scene cuts to Mario in the battlefield]
Mario: I'm soooooooooooooo bored today
Mario: Lets see what my enemie the king is doing
Mario: Moon jump ACTIVATE!
[Mario moon jumps toward the summit]
Mario: Wahooo who invented hacking
[Mario hovers out of reach of the Chain Chomp]
Mario: Haha Chain Chomp you wish you could be flying
Mario: Stupid dog
[A cannon is fired at Mario but it misses]
Mario: Haha you missed
[Mario makes it to the summit and tries to attack King Bob-omb but misses]
Mario: Hey king wooops
Lakitu: Fail aim
Mario: Hey king want to do something?
King Bob-omb: Yeah sure how about go away?!
[Scene cuts to Mario standing on top of the Whomp King]
Whomp King: Hey duhhhh get off me!
Mario: Only if you play with me you piece of concrete
Whomp King: RAWWWR!
[Scene cuts to Mario in front of Toad in the castle]
Mario: Toad do you want to play?
Toad: Don't even ask
Mario: Hmmm who is someone that I can play with
Toad: How about Bowser?
[Scene cuts to Mario in Bowser's Lair]
Mario: Hey Bowser
Bowser: Haha Mario I want you to meet my twin brother Bowsar
Mario: Where? [Scene zooms out to show an immobile clone of Bowser]
Mario: Hmmmm he just looks like a robot [Mario grabs Bowsar's tail]
Mario: Hey Bowsar are you awake? [Bowsar begins moving]
Bowsar: Huh wah hey its Mario I'm your biggest fan!!!
Mario: The only way to kill two Bowsears is...
[Mario gets set on fire]
Mario: OWCH.... mmmm what smells good
Mario: This reminds me of hell
[Mario picks up Bowser and moon jumps toward a bomb]
Mario: Hey Bowsar this bomb is magical you should touch it
Bowser: I'm Bowser! And I know its not!
[The bomb explodes and defeats Bowser]
Bowsar: Hey you killed my brother!
Bowsar: ...Meh he was bossy anyway
[Mario picks up Bowsar and moon jumps toward another bomb]
Mario: Huff your so heavy
Bowsar: Hey uhh I'll pay you 100000000000 coins if you spare me
Mario: Sorry I don't take bribes but I do take drugs
[The bomb explodes and defeats Bowsar]
Mario: Okay what now............................................
Mario: (to the tune of "Kung Fu Fighting")
Everybody was Goomba stomping dow dow dow
The italian was slow as lightning
In fact Marios overalls were really tightning
[Scene cuts to Mario at Cool, Cool Mountain]
Mario: Ok what to do now
Mario: Hey look a snowball
[Mario accidentally knocks the snowball and himself down the mountain]
Mario: AHHHHH THE SNOWBALL IS AFTERME!
Mario: HAHA I'm winning
[The snowball knocks Mario further down the mountain]
Mario: Oh no get out!
[The snowball rolls toward Mario from behind]
Mario: Ok I think its gone
[The snowball hits Mario and continues]
Mario: Ow... Well now my spine is bent
Snowman: Hey what was that?
Mario: It was your ancestor
Mario: Have a ice day
[Mario begins to cross a bridge with snowmen on it]
Mario: Hmm I can beat these guys
[The snowman defeats Mario]
Mario: Oohhhh snow taste good
[Scene cuts to Mario in Big Boo's Haunt]
Mario: I heard rumors about this mansion having a Big Boo
Mario: This place looks just like my house except without the decor
Mario: Ok lets search for that ghost!
[Mario goes into a room with bookcases]
Mario: Hmmmm books how weird, scary things aren't nerds
[A flying book damages Mario]
Mario: Ow stupid books no wonder education is bad
[Mario goes into the attic]
Mario: Hmm never been through this door before
[Mario goes out onto the roof and sees the Big Boo]
Mario: OMG its a flying white thing with a ugly face!
Mario: Ahhhhhhhh! Wheres Luigi's vacuum cleaner?
[Mario damages the Big Boo but accidentally falls off the roof]
[Mario moon jumps back to the roof]
Big Boo: Hehehehe your such a fail
Mario: Oh yeah you talking piece of dust
[Mario takes damage but damages the Big Boo as well]
Mario: AHHHH! SUDDEN DEATH!
[Mario defeats the Big Boo, then falls off the roof again and loses all of his health]
Mario: Atleast I killed something while I was here
[Scene cuts to Mario in a cloud area]
Mario: Uhh I think I'm dead
Mario: Hmm were could god be?
[Mario jumps to a platform with a rainbow]
Mario: Rainbows are for hippies!
[Mario jumps and falls off the edge]
Mario: Noooo!!! I don't want to got to hell!
[Mario lands on the water and is able to walk on it]
Mario: Huh? Isn't this the part where I fall into the water?
Mario: Must be frozen
Mario: Stupid prop water
Mario: Meh I pee in this water often...
Mario: Too often... And whats with this gay music
Mario: Well I'm going
[Scene cuts to Mario in the battlefield again]
Mario: Hey Bob-omb nice cannon
Mario: How much does it cost
Bob-omb: ITS OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! coins
Bob-omb: No not really, found it
[Scene cuts to Mario in Jolly Roger Bay]
Mario: Ok I'm bored again
[Mario swims over to a cannon and goes in it]
Mario: Hmmm were to aim?...
Mario: I want to go to heaven again!
[Mario aims for the clouds and launches out of the cannon, but misses]
[Mario lands in the water]
Mario: Fine whatever trust the devil
Mario: Hmmm I wonder what the eel is up to?
[Mario swims over to the eel]
Mario: Hey eel can you come out to play?
Mario: Is that a yes or no or a go away
[The eel leaves its cave]
Mario: I see you want to play follow the leader
[The eel drags a star behind it]
Mario: HEY!!!!!! Is that a star?!
[Mario swims after the eel]
Mario: Come here! I'm suppose collect those!
Mario: Don't make me turn you into sushi!
Mario: Whats the star doing on your butt?!
Mario: I don't want to this but you leave me no choice...
[Mario tries to attack the eel but it does not work]
Mario: OW!!! Well that dosen't work
Mario: Wheres my gun!
Mario: Oh forget it fishes suck
[Mario swims away from the eel]
Mario: I'm gonna eat your babies eel you just wait!
[Scene cuts back to Mario in Bowser's Lair]
Mario: Ok Bowser lets fight, italian to... uhhh dragon
Mario: Cue music!
["Sunshine, Lollipops and Rainbows" plays]
Mario: What the hell you call that music!
Bowser: I find it catchy
Mario: Ok DJ put some better music on please!
["Sunshine, Lollipops and Rainbows" continues]
Mario: Don't make me come over there!
[Different music plays]
Mario: Thats better...
Bowser: Wait I wasn't ready!
Bowser: Ok lets do dis!!!!!!!!!!
[Mario picks up Bowser and moon jumps toward a bomb]
Mario: Haha my hack shall destroy us all!
Bowser: No!!!!!.... Well this is fun!
Bowser: Where do you get these cheats?
[The bomb explodes, Mario accidentally drops Bowser off the edge]
Mario: Owch!... Sorry Bowser!
[Bowser jumps back onto the arena]
Mario: Wow how can you jump that far?
Bowser: Your mum taught it to me
Lakitu: This battle is boring!
Mario: Fine I'll do it the non-cheating way
[Mario grabs Bowser and begins to swing him around]
Bowser: Weeee! This is fun
Mario: Ugh your more heavy than Bowsar
[Mario moon jumps and throws Bowser off the edge again]
[Bowser jumps back onto the arena again]
Mario: Man your weight makes the ground shake
[Mario picks up Bowser and moon jumps toward a bomb again]
Mario: Uhh you should go to the gym
Mario: Cmon touch the damn bomb
[The bomb explodes and defeats Mario]
[Scene cuts to Mario in Snowman's Land]
Mario: Its too cold out here!!
Mario: Isn't there any shelter!
Mario: Cool a very small igloo
[Mario enters the igloo]
Mario: I hope my fat doen't get wedged between the walls
Mario: WOW! This is a big igloo!!!
[Mario turns to face an enemy]
Mario: Hi you live here?
[The enemy damages Mario]
Mario: Hey! What no fat people in your house???!!!!
[Mario punches the enemy, then notices another one]
Mario: Ahhh! Kamakazee!!
[Mario destroys the second enemy]
Mario: Ok well at least I don't look too fat in this igloo
Goomba: Hey get out of this apartment!
[Mario continues walking through the igloo, then sees a Bob-omb]
Mario: Hey Bob-omb do you live here?
Bob-omb: No, I come just to use there TV, food and toilet then I just leave
Mario: Hmm maybe I should try that
Mario: ECHO, ECHO, echo, echo...
Goomba: Be quiet! I'm taking my beauty sleep!
[Scene cuts back to Mario standing in front of Toad in the castle]
Mario: Well Toad we had a fun day didn't we
Toad: What are you talking about I just stand here with these useless feet which only jump!!!!
Mario: You said it kiddo
Mario: Thanks for watching... goodnight
[Mario begins sleeping]
Toad: Yuck I can smell your breathe from here
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