Super Mario 64 Bloopers: Mario's Guide to Defeating Bowser

"Super Mario 64 Bloopers: Mario's Guide to defeating Bowser" is SMG4's fifth blooper. As the title suggests, this video showcases Mario explaining how to defeat Bowser.

Synopsis Edit

Mario shows you how to defeat Bowser.

Plot Edit

	THAT BAFOON!
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Characters Edit

Super Mario Edit

• Mario
• Bowser
• Princess Peach mentioned

Real Life Edit

• Justin Bieber mentioned

Tips and Rules Edit

• Rule #1: Know Bowser's weakness (For example: Bowser hates Justin Bieber.)
• Rule #2: Try to make a relationship between you and Bowser (Tip: Loners can do this rule.)
• Rule #3: Never touch Bowser's tail as it's poisonous (Mario describes it as scaley and oily and deadly.)
• Rule #4: Try to distract Bowser (Mario asks for a doggy bag.)
• Rule #5: Always have a disguise! (Mario advises not to have a "gay mustache disguise" like he does.)
• Rule #6: Bowser is a hacker!!! (Mario explains he can hack and cheat just like he does himself.)
• Rule #7: Bribe! (Mario says that even just giving him a few coins will make him drop dead.)
• Rule #8: Always dance before you die (Mario advises that you should do this before you die.)
• Rule #9: Try to make Bowser drunk (Mario advises to give him beer so he would lose focus.)
• Rule #10: Rage Quit (Mario advises this is anyone is lazy.)

Trivia Edit

• Bowser exhibits certain differences in this video compared to future ones:
  • Bowser is shown to hate Justin Bieber, but he obsessively loves him in future videos.
  • Bowser hacks himself in this video, which he does not do again in any future videos.
  • Bowser's tail is poisonous, a trait he is not shown to have in any future videos.
• This is the first time that Mario talks directly to the viewer.
• This episode is currently SMG4's third least popular video.

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