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Super Mario 64 Bloopers: Mario's Guide to Defeating Bowser is the fifth episode to be uploaded by SMG4.

This episode was aired on June 11, 2011.

Synopsis

Mario shows you how to defeat Bowser.

Plot

Mario tells the viewers that he is going to tell them tips and rules for defeating Bowser, then tells them that they should get a pen and paper to write down the tips.

Rule #1: Know Bowser's weakness

First, Mario tells the viewers to know Bowser's weaknesses. To demonstrate, he confronts Bowser and plays Justin Bieber's music to make Bowser's ears bleed.

Rule #2: Try to make a relationship between you and Bowser

Mario then explains that people should try to create a relationship with Bowser, as well as warning that loners cannot use this rule. First, Mario tries asking Bowser to be his friend, but he is rejected and Bowser breaks the fourth wall in the progress. Next, Mario tries to tell Bowser a joke, but he forgets the ending. Finally, Mario asks Bowser a riddle, but the answer turns out to be an insult.

Rule #3: Never touch Bowser's tail as it's poisonous

Mario advises people never to touch Bowser's tail, because it is "scaly and oily and deadly." Mario then shows this by actually touching the tail, losing all his health in the process.

Rule #4: Try to distract Bowser

Still disgusted by the last rule, Mario tells people to distract Bowser before asking for a doggy bag. He then distracts Bowser by telling him that Peach is nearby before grabbing his tail. Somehow avoiding the poison again, Mario then faces another problem: Bowser is too heavy to swing around.

Rule #5: Always have a disguise!

Standing next to a sign, Mario tells people to have a disguise, but not a mustache disguise like his. Mario then is seen disguised as that sign and successfully concealing his identity from Bowser.

Rule #6: Bowser is a hacker!!!

Mario states that Bowser is a hacker, which infuriates him because that is what Mario does. Mario then is forced to confront a giant Bowser to demonstrate the rule, but he gets too scared and moon jumps off the edge. Before leaving, he expresses confusion over how Bowser goes to the bathroom with such a large size.

Rule #7: Bribe!

Mario says that, if one were to give Bowser some coins, he would drop dead. Mario then gives Bowser some money, and, just as predicted, Bowser jumps off the edge. However, Mario then reveals that he gave Bowser Monopoly money instead of real money.

Rule #8: Always dance before you die

Surprisingly, Mario tells people that it is imperative to always dance before you die. Mario is then shown dancing as Bowser approaches, thinking that Mario went insane. Bowser attacks and damages Mario, who keeps dancing despite the circumstances. However, before Bowser can fully deplete Mario's health, a glitch occurs that makes it look as though Bowser is humping Mario.

Rule #9: Try to make Bowser drunk

Mario comments about how the last part was weird before telling people to get Bowser drunk, which would make him lose focus on the battle. However, Bowser explains that he doesn't drink beer, even though Mario says he always looks hung over.

Rule #10: Rage Quit

Finally, Mario tells people that if all else fails or if they are too lazy, they should rage quit. Mario then rage quits himself by running directly into Bowser, causing a gigantic explosion.

As the video ends, Mario tells people that he hopes they kill Bowser, and that they fail if none of the rules work. He then immediately tells people to get off the video, unless they are trolling it. Suddenly, Bowser yells at Mario from offscreen about uploading a video that people could use to defeat him. Mario quickly leaves to avoid getting defeated, and the blooper ends.

Characters

Super Mario

Real Life

Trivia

  • Bowser exhibits certain differences in this video compared to future ones:
    • Bowser is shown to hate Justin Bieber, but he obsessively loves him in future videos.
    • Bowser hacks himself in this video, which he does not do again in any future videos.
    • Bowser's tail is poisonous, a trait he is not shown to have in any future videos.
  • This is the first time that Mario talks directly to the viewer.
  • This episode is currently SMG4's third least popular video.
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Blooper Guide
Season 1
Overall Episodes 1 to 10 Episode 1: The Cake Is a Lie! · Episode 2: Dreams · Episode 3: Flashbacks · Episode 4: Time Freeze · Episode 5: Mario's Guide to Defeating Bowser · Episode 6: Blooper Problems · Episode 7: Just Like Any Other Day · Episode 8: Quest for a Console · Episode 9: Have you seen this Polygon? · Episode 10: A Painful Day in the Paper World
Overall Episodes 11 to 20 Episode 11: An Adventurous Drive · Episode 12: A Day Without Peach · Episode 13: Darkness Takes Over · Episode 14: Charming Peach · Episode 15: Luigi's Payback · Episode 16: Master of Fail Disguises · Episode 17: Mario Quits · Episode 18: A Random Day · Episode 19: Losing Your N64 · Episode 20: Bowser the Unhappy Fat Turtle
Overall Episodes 21 to 30 Episode 21: Enter X · Episode 22: The Land that Never Was · Episode 23: The Visitor (2011) · Episode 24: Account Loss · Episode 25: Restoring Normality · Episode 26: Mario at the Olympic Games · Episode 27: Brother Wars · Episode 28: Italian Kidnapping · Episode 29: Time Travel Tells · Episode 30: The Blooper Competition
Overall Episodes 31 to 40 Episode 31: 4 Clones 1 Italian · Episode 32: Crime Time · Episode 33: Scatman's Revenge · Episode 34: The Forgotten Door · Episode 35: Bloopception · Episode 36: Mission For Peach · Episode 37: Castle Jumping = Time Tavelling = Zombies · Episode 38: HALL 9000 · Episode 39: Hide and Seek · Episode 40: The Mystery of the Chest
Overall Episodes 41 to 49 Episode 41: WEEGEE Disease · Episode 42: Race for Golden Overalls · Episode 43: Luigi and the Haunted Castle · Episode 44: Brother Battles · Episode 45: The Lost Gems Part 1 · Episode 46: Toad Gold · Episode 47: The Lost Gems Part 2 · Episode 48: Super Hello Kitty Rollercoaster Tea Party 2!!! · Episode 49: The Lost Gems Part 3
Season 2
Overall Episodes 50 to 59 Episode 1 · Episode 2 · Episode 3 · Episode 4 · Episode 5 · Episode 6 · Episode 7 · Episode 8 · Episode 9 · Episode 10
Overall Episodes 60 to 69 Episode 11 · Episode 12 · Episode 13 · Episode 14 · Episode 15 · Episode 16 · Episode 17 · Episode 18 · Episode 19 · Episode 20
Overall Episodes 70 to 79 Episode 21 · Episode 22 · Episode 23 · Episode 24 · Episode 25 · Episode 26 · Episode 27 · Episode 28 · Episode 29 · Episode 30
Overall Episodes 80 to 89 Episode 31 · Episode 32 · Episode 33 · Episode 34 · Episode 35 · Episode 36 · Episode 37 · Episode 38 · Episode 39 · Episode 40
Overall Episodes 90 to 99 Episode 41 · Episode 42 · Episode 43 · Episode 44 · Episode 45 · Episode 46 · Episode 47 · Episode 48 · Episode 49 · Episode 50
Season 3
Overall Episodes 100 to 109 Episode 1 · Episode 2 · Episode 3 · Episode 4 · Episode 5 · Episode 6 · Episode 7 · Episode 8 · Episode 9 · Episode 10
Overall Episodes 110 to 119 Episode 11 · Episode 12 · Episode 13 · Episode 14 · Episode 15 · Episode 16 · Episode 17 · Episode 18 · Episode 19 · Episode 20
Overall Episodes 120 to 129 Episode 21 · Episode 22 · Episode 23 · Episode 24 · Episode 25 · Episode 26 · Episode 27 · Episode 28 · Episode 29 · Episode 30
Overall Episodes 130 to 139 Episode 31 · Episode 32 · Episode 33 · Episode 34 · Episode 35 · Episode 36 · Episode 37 · Episode 38 · Episode 39 · Episode 40
Overall Episodes 140 to 149 Episode 41 · Episode 42 · Episode 43 · Episode 44 · Episode 45 · Episode 46 · Episode 47 · Episode 48 · Episode 49 · Episode 50
Overall Episodes 150 to 157 Episode 51 · Episode 52 · Episode 53 · Episode 54 · Episode 55 · Episode 56 · Episode 57 · Episode 58
Season 4
Overall Episodes 158 to 167 Episode 1 · Episode 2 · Episode 3 · Episode 4 · Episode 5 · Episode 6 · Episode 7 · Episode 8 · Episode 9 · Episode 10
Overall Episodes 168 to 177 Episode 11 · Episode 12 · Episode 13 · Episode 14 · Episode 15 · Episode 16 · Episode 17 · Episode 18 · Episode 19 · Episode 20
Overall Episodes 178 to 187 Episode 21 · Episode 22 · Episode 23 · Episode 24 · Episode 25 · Episode 26 · Episode 27 · Episode 28 · Episode 29 · Episode 30
Overall Episodes 188 to 197 Episode 31 · Episode 32 · Episode 33 · Episode 34 · Episode 35 · Episode 36 · Episode 37 · Episode 38 · Episode 39 · Episode 40
Overall Episodes 198 to 207 Episode 41 · Episode 42 · Episode 43 · Episode 44 · Episode 45 · Episode 46 · Episode 47 · Episode 48 · Episode 49 · Episode 50
Overall Episode 208 Episode 51
Season 5
Overall Episodes 209 to 218 Episode 1 · Episode 2 · Episode 3 · Episode 4 · Episode 5 · Episode 6 · Episode 7 · Episode 8 · Episode 9 · Episode 10
Overall Episodes 219 to 228 Episode 11 · Episode 12 · Episode 13 · Episode 14 · Episode 15 · Episode 16 · Episode 17 · Episode 18 · Episode 19 · Episode 20
Overall Episodes 229 to 238 Episode 21 · Episode 22 · Episode 23 · Episode 24 · Episode 25 · Episode 26 · Episode 27 · Episode 28 · Episode 29 · Episode 30
Overall Episodes 239 to 248 Episode 31 · Episode 32 · Episode 33 · Episode 34 · Episode 35 · Episode 36 · Episode 37 · Episode 38 · Episode 39 · Episode 40
Overall Episode 249 Episode 41
Season 6
Overall Episodes 250 to 259 Episode 1 · Episode 2 · Episode 3 · Episode 4 · Episode 5 · Episode 6 · Episode 7 · Episode 8 · Episode 9 · Episode 10
Overall Episodes 260 to 269 Episode 11 · Episode 12 · Episode 13 · Episode 14 · Episode 15 · Episode 16 · Episode 17 · Episode 18 · Episode 19 · Episode 20
Overall Episodes 270 to 279 Episode 21 · Episode 22 · Episode 23 · Episode 24 · Episode 25 · Episode 26 · Episode 27 · Episode 28 · Episode 29 · Episode 30
Overall Episodes 280 to 289 Episode 31 · Episode 32 · Episode 33 · Episode 34 · Episode 35 · Episode 36 · Episode 37 · Episode 38 · Episode 39 · Episode 40
Overall Episodes 290 to 292 Episode 41 · Episode 42 · Episode 43
Season 7
Overall Episodes 293 to 302 Episode 1 · Episode 2 · Episode 3 · Episode 4 · Episode 5 · Episode 6 · Episode 7 · Episode 8 · Episode 9 · Episode 10
Overall Episodes 303 to 312 Episode 11 · Episode 12 · Episode 13 · Episode 14 · Episode 15 · Episode 16 · Episode 17 · Episode 18 · Episode 19 · Episode 20
Overall Episodes 313 to 322 Episode 21 · Episode 22 · Episode 23 · Episode 24 · Episode 25 · Episode 26 · Episode 27 · Episode 28 · Episode 29 · Episode 30
Overall Episodes 323 to 332 Episode 31 · Episode 32 · Episode 33 · Episode 34 · Episode 35 · Episode 36 · Episode 37 · Episode 38 · Episode 39 · Episode 40
Overall Episodes 333 to 342 Episode 41 · Episode 42 · Episode 43 · Episode 44 · Episode 45 · Episode 46 · Episode 47 · Episode 48 · Episode 49 · Episode 50
Overall Episodes 343 to 344 Episode 51 · Episode 52
Season 8
Overall Episodes 345 to 354 Episode 1 · Episode 2 · Episode 3 · Episode 4 · Episode 5 · Episode 6 · Episode 7 · Episode 8 · Episode 9 · Episode 10
Overall Episodes 355 to 364 Episode 11 · Episode 12 · Episode 13 · Episode 14 · Episode 15 · Episode 16 · Episode 17 · Episode 18 · Episode 19 · Episode 20
Overall Episodes 365 to 374 Episode 21 · Episode 22 · Episode 23 · Episode 24 · Episode 25 · Episode 26 · Episode 27 · Episode 28 · Episode 29 · Episode 30
Overall Episodes 375 to 384 Episode 31 · Episode 32 · Episode 33 · Episode 34 · Episode 35 · Episode 36 · Episode 37 · Episode 38 · Episode 39 · Episode 40
Overall Episodes 385 to 394 Episode 41 · Episode 42 · Episode 43 · Episode 44 · Episode 45 · Episode 46 · Episode 47 · Episode 48 · Episode 49 · Episode 50
Overall Episodes 395 to 396 Episode 51 · Episode 52
Season 9
Overall Episodes 397 to 406 Episode 1 · Episode 2 · Episode 3 · Episode 4 · Episode 5 · Episode 6 · Episode 7 · Episode 8 · Episode 9 · Episode 10
Overall Episodes 407 to 416 Episode 11 · Episode 12 · Episode 13 · Episode 14 · Episode 15 · Episode 16 · Episode 17 · Episode 18 · Episode 19 · Episode 20
Overall Episodes 417 to 426 Episode 21 · Episode 22 · Episode 23 · Episode 24 · Episode 25 · Episode 26 · Episode 27 · Episode 28 · Episode 29 · Episode 30
Overall Episodes 427 to 436 Episode 31 · Episode 32 · Episode 33 · Episode 34 · Episode 35 · Episode 36 · Episode 37 · Episode 38 · Episode 39 · Episode 40
Overall Episodes 437 to 444 Episode 41 · Episode 42 · Episode 43 · Episode 44 · Episode 45 · Episode 46 · Episode 47 · Episode 48
Season 10
Overall Episodes 445 to 454 Episode 1 · Episode 2 · Episode 3 · Episode 4 · Episode 5 · SMG4 Season 10 Episode 6 · Episode 7 · SMG4 Season 10 Episode 8 · SMG4 Season 10 Episode 9 · SMG4 Season 10 Episode 10
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